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[quote author=petsolo115 post=105657368]What could be the cause
? My right eyelid has been moving uncontrollably for some weeks now?

See a doctor if it's more than 2 weeks
Causes
By Mayo Clinic Staff
Eyelid twitching may be triggered by:
Alcohol intake
Bright light
Caffeine excess
Fatigue
Irritation of the eye surface or inner eyelids
Smoking
Stress
Wind or air pollution

The move by both states was opposed by Kogi State through the Commissioner of Information, Kingsley Fanwo, in an interview with Arise TV on Friday.

He said, “We are not created equally, and God that created us did not give us equal potential, and we have to support one another.”

First you are opposing with you bomboclat mouth. Go to court if you want to oppose.

Secondly you said we have to support each other but you are laughing when they are destroying beer in the North. Your pimjomick brain did you tell you to to support one another then

Stupid excuse
You don't need more time
Time is up.
You don't need funds too.just sell 6 cows and raise fu*king fund and rent or lease a ranch up north.

[s]Our breeders are not used to breeding cattle in one place. They move from here to another place. When we say we’ll keep cattle in one place, the owner of the cattle will not have funds to feed the animals in one place,” Usman said.[/s]

Admissionpass:
The way things are going i think we are gradually heading towards disintegration of Nigeria too, at the moment no country in the world is as divided as Nigeria not even Afghanistan.

Nigeria breaking is coming soon

I love this
Restructuring small small

National Assembly, seeking the inclusion of VAT collection in the exclusive legislative list.

Chei parasites won't give up easily

MagnificentPlan:
The money she is requesting for its N20,000 I have it but I don't no if they will now be seeing me like money bag, tho this is the first time she is asking, but have been helping and assisting my girlfriend with money...Once did For her schools fees, feeding... some times tho etc

Just dash her and when she refund you. Take 10k and give her back 10k. But if she fail to refund at least for your mind na dash you dash her.

Izzymore:
My apologies for long response.

If you order below 500, you'll receive it the next day. For 1000 and above it will take 2 to 3days. If you visit and make payment you'll collect it same day. You have to inform me like a day before you'll visit.

Ok noted will revert back when I at ready

Hemanwel:
Good evening nairalanders!

A friend's nephew has asked that I help him with an assignment. They were given this assignment to write to their university's VC on why their lecturers shouldn't embark on any industrial action. What's the template like? How does he go about with the introduction?

So, I have come to this great forum to seek help. Would appreciate if anyone can provide a clue or a link. Thanks.

let me give you some tips

plot 2021 Nairaland Street
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
07/09/2021
To:
The Vice Chancellor
Office of the Vice Chancellor

Through:
The Dean, Personnel Affairs

Dear Sir,
A Call FOR THE SUSPENSION OF IMPENDING ASUU STRIKE
I am writing to you as a NAIRALAND university student in x department to express my views on the ASUU strikes.

While strike action is difficult for us students, as it disrupts our already stressful classes and assessments, I firmly believe this action is necessary as we need to challenge universities to become better employers that value and respect their staff.

In light of this, I implore you to consider offering students compensation for their lost teaching hours, whilst ensuring the lecturer's terms are agreed to.

As students, we are losing out on what we expected when we joined the university - but the buck of this does not fall on our lecturers themselves. The necessity of their strike is something I stand in solidarity with, but also reimbursement for the failure to adequately provide the education I was promised is something I call for. The two can be met - the two fall on the responsibility of management.

Our education system should be one that is funded, accessible and lifelong; a system that reflects the needs of society. We need to protect education together. This is why I fully support ASUU in their strike action and their reasons for striking, however, it is for the good of everyone if the problems that have caused this dispute are reconciled as quickly as possible. This means that you should use the influence you have to write to ASUU and ask them to recommence negotiations. This way, an equitable solution for all parties can be found quickly.

I implore you as chief custodian of the UNIVERSITY to take immediate action AVERT these INTENDING strikes, by instructing those who negotiate on your behalf to back down from imposing the terms they’ve arrived at and re-engage with the GOVERMENT. In the meantime, I fully expect to be financially compensated for the classes missed as a result of the strike.

Yours faithfully,
Joinnow
Final Year
Faculty of Online Science
Department of General Education
Nairaland University
NOTE CC

Covid no dey finish

Pathosky182:
I got married to her last week but her thing is too tight that makes it difficult to penetrate

First try 15 mins foul play b4 penetration.
Second go to pharmacy or patent medical store aka chemist and buy KY jelly.
Is KY jelly no work then it is time to go meet gynaecologist to tear the thing small.

vonlogon:
It has happened to me thrice now, if you request VTU purchase through GTbank app, the request will be successful, the amount will be deducted from your balance, it will not reflect in your transaction details and you won't get the VTU. GTbank claims they have no idea of this type of development.

Please share, if you've had this kind of experience before.

yes, it happens to me #200 x 5.
I worry less cos it's 1k and visiting the bank will cost 300 so waited till when I had a serious issue with the bank. when they were just deducting my dollar account to the turn of $48 then I just carry myself to the bank and lay all complain.

I also learned never to withdraw more than 5k at once at ATM. I visited UBA to try to withdraw 20k at one transaction ATM went blank card refuse to come up, security said I should wait I did then the light came return card came out. Account debited to the turn of 20k. I have to wait for 5 days or so before reversal after I paid my bank visit and complain

Solofresh2:
Hello fellow Nairalanders,
Please I need your advice on this.I find it hard to express myself to people because of been rejected by them
I find it hard to express myself because of being criticized
I find it hard to express myself even at my place of work because of being sacked going back to square one
There are somethings I don't voluntrily want to do when people ask me to do then but I can't say no because I don't want to look bad
I lack self confidence too
I really need help because deep down I hate it when I can't express my feelings to people
Have been pretending to enjoy pain and stress since I was born and now am 21 years of age,no school,no handwork, always feeling shy but I have one talent which is music but I don't know how to go about it and I don't want to see sucide as an option
I blame my parents for this things because when I was small, they don't allow me to go out and experience life
As I write about this now,I feed myself and instead of them to give me, they are always demanding from me
I don't even know where to start from
Am tired of this goddamn world!

Join toastmasters
If you are a christain join businessman fellowship
Join rotaract club

Read public speaking book.
Socialize well
The above will help you build confidence.
Learn to say no

siofra:
Please as a Nigerian girl with this kind of nyash, is there any chance it will increase without plastic surgery?

I've tried squats for months now but nothing is happening.

Is there any hope for me?

Go ask yoruba women
Or buy kpomo in bags and be eating 2 three times a day
Or rub pepper on your bumbum

massmediang:
When you fail to meet the requirements that permit you to drive on Nigerian roads, note that you would be stopped by the appropriate road safety administration agency. There’s also a possibility your vehicle could be impounded and here’s why.

Many drivers on Nigerian roads usually get scared or angry when they come across FRSC officials on the highway. A number of times, such drivers are not even aware of the documents and items they ought to possess in case they are asked to provide them by the FRSC officials. Well, the FRSC has updated the list of items and documents they require from drivers stopped on the highway and you need to know what they are. This article presents the documents or items required by FRSC officials when they stop your car.

1. Driver’s licence

2. Proof of ownership

3. Insurance certificate

4. Certificate of roadworthiness

5. Vehicle license

6. C-caution sign

7. Fire extinguisher

8. Expiry dates on tires

9. Spare Tyre

10. Razor blade

11. Torchlight

12. First aid kit

13. Hydrolic

14. Extra Fan Belt

See: https://massmediang.com/frsc-to-impound-vehicles-that-dont-have-razor-blade-torchlight-others/

Car hammer
In case the car dive into river or water you need it to break the glass

Razor blade is use to cut the seat belts in case of accident

ogbiwa:
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tech/news/mercedes-new-car-reads-drivers-24922543

What happens when the driver is drunk. It implies the car will be seeing double double

BeeBeeOoh:
https://punchng.com/stop-giving-preferential-scores-to-northern-students-el-rufai-tells-jamb/

People that you beg to go to school if you no reduce jamb cutoff Mark wahala be dat.

micko93:
Miyetti Allah To FG: "Stop Southern Governors From Enacting Anti-Grazing Laws".
The Group described the laws as an act targeted at destroying their source of livelihood.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj2K1lBAM88

E go clear for their eye soon by the time all south state enact the law

Nice one

Izzymore:
UPDATED!!!! PRICES OF DOC FOR 06/09/ 2021

AMO Noiler ₦250
Unbranded Carton ₦220
FGM Coiler ₦240
Destiny agro ₦240
4werks Noiler ₦800
FGM Kuroiler ₦260
Sasso...........₦270
AYODARA Noiler ₦240


BROILERS

*Destiny Agro₦320
*NPG₦320
*Bounty harvest₦340
*Fidan₦330
*Globus₦320
*Sabtech ₦320
*OBJ Marshall ₦330
*BTA ₦330
*Vertex₦330
*Bachelor₦320
*Dahmas₦320
*Chi₦350
*Olarm₦330
*Zartech- ₦330
*Amo ₦330
*Max- ₦320
*Supreme Chick- ₦320
*Yammfy- ₦320
*Valentine- ₦320
*Sayed₦350
*Agrited ₦380
*FGM ₦330
*Farm support ₦340
*GOLDSMILE ₦320
*GS CHICKS ₦340
*Nastech ₦330
*Cascada ₦320
*Best line ₦320
*Crown ₦320
*Terudee ₦320
*Tuns ₦320
*Musty Kay ₦320
*Daddy's ₦320
*Nubreed ₦320
*Repute ₦330
Spectra ₦320
Agricole ₦330
Treasure ₦320
Maleline ₦340
OBJ Marshall Maleline ₦340


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6weeks ₦??

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Nabes₦280* FGM₦280**
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Farm support ₦280*
*Amo ₦280**Olarm₦280**Supreme₦280

Black pullet - ₦280

POINT OF LAY PULLETS*
( BROWN )
14 -15 - ₦1700

16-17 weeks - - ₦1800
All with vaccination records.
Old Layers------₦2200

*COCKEREL*
Chi,Amo,Zartech, Agrited White₦ 45
4weeks ₦??
Black ₦200
4weeks₦??
Brown ₦190
4weeks₦??
FGM White Cockerel - ₦40

(Turkey)
■Local turkey ₦600
4weeks local turkey ₦1500
6weeks local turkey ₦1800
7weeks local turkey ₦2000
12weeks local turkey ₦2500
Point of lay local turkey ₦6000 (Female)
₦6700 (Male)

■Imported day old ₦2200
4week imported ₦5000
7Wks imported - ₦6600

Guine fowl
Day old local ₦950
Imported ₦??

� Ducks
■Local ₦950
■Imported ₦900

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NOTE::::: BROILER PRICE MIGHT REMAIN OR CHANGE TOMORROW MORNING THANK YOU ALL.
.
Happy Birds�, Happy Farmers

if one order pol
how long will it take to get it?
If i visit and make payment can I collect it the same day?
what is the delivery cost to port harcourt

Even Ghana came 4th position before Nigeria

DubaiLandLord:
I don't believe a Governor will open his mouth and talk this kin dull talk

So this is a fake news.

May be you did not know how far these parasites will go

BenDanor:
Symptoms for depression and anxiety can be seen in all age groups ranging from men, women, and down to teenagers and toddlers. Surprisingly, even the pets we have around us get depressed too.

Meanwhile, according to Google, “What does depression mean?” gets an average web search of about 1 thousand to 10 thousand in a month, only in the United States. What about in the whole world?

Depression and anxiety are one of the most prevalent psychological disorders spreading like wildfire. Anyone at any age gets depressed or becomes worried-sick over what may happen tomorrow.

So, what does Depression mean to you?

It is expected that you feel sad when something bad happens to you. But when that sadness leads to loss of interest and loneliness over a long time, it is said to be depression.

Who's at risk of depression?

People who are dependable on other people for sustainability

People who are pessimistic about life or outcomes

People who have gone through traumatic events, relationships, or family crises and had disturbing childhood experiences

People whose blood relatives have a history of depression and anxiety

People who are gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, or other forms of sexuality living in an unsupportive environment or country

People who are substance abusers
People who have a chronic illness and have lost hope of recovery

Factors that are both in our control and out of our control can cause us to fall into depression. but https://mycharacterboard.com/what-does-depression-mean-a-quick-rundown/ offers a detailed information on knowing what depression means, its causes, preventive measures, how fast one can get depression and if it's curable. All that information can help us become better people.

Number one Depression cause is living in Nigeria
people that borrow money aka loans and are unable to repay can cause depression to the borrower
those that were heartbroken either man or woman can cause depression
No light can make can cause depression
A bad road can cause depression.
those in university that lecturers are frustrating with spillover can cause depression
those legit hustlers seeing yahoo guys lavishing money can make them depress
losing one job can make one depress
Divorce can make one depress
relocation can make one depress
others
but last last
you should be strong

fuckingAyaya:
We should expose it offline?

[right][/right]

You want
Daura Secret service (DSS)
To pay you midnight
Visit

I am beginning to like this Excellency. Talk na do

Coded78:
Moderator please approve

Helo nairalanders, please I'm looking for someone that buys written story, prose , drama,

Please can I find someone here?

Instead of waiting
Why not convert it to ebook and start selling at okada. Amazon etc

This fine woman just go like that
No matter what why not sent her back to her father's house rather than killing her

Mrshape:
Your niaraland mrshape is now a school owner.
Join me thank God.
Join me thank mathematics.
This were we are now we hope to move further
Lalasticlala


Admission currently going on in
UTIMATE STANDARD ACADEMY (USA)

we are building the best

Congrats mrShape
CEO of USA

Patrioticbreed9:
I just got diagnosed with a deadly cancer in a very late stage.

Am still in for fun though, am not gona give the result a second think. Death is a must.


Hello friends, when this moniker stop posting for a long period of time just know that am gone .


I give my life to you christ!.


Note: am curently not feeling to well so my activities might be limited.

I will surley miss you guys.

Patrioticbreed9
Always remember you are braver than you think
&
you are not fighting alone

Nl are here for you

Dressing like mgbeke
Using sheltox as perfume
Not using deodorant sweaty armpits
Carrying one hair style for 3 month
Smelling candle candle
Smelling holy water holy water
Dirty feet as if she use charcoal rub under her feets
Others
Don't tell me to go and mold the version I want.

you guys will be thinking it funny
but i am suspecting she is from marine world with the kind of food she always prepare

When FIJ contacted the complaint desk of Operation Safe Haven, [s]the soldier who answered had stated that their soldiers could not engage attackers since the order was not given.[/s]
which kind mumu order are they waiting for
if its their family member that they want to kill
will they also be waiting for order to protect their family?
stupid excuse