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OriginalZombiE:
The dude made a playful comment that shows his admiration for Igbos and your retort was a degrading response?

Your myopic outlook on life is pathetic

Mr farsight
do not take every post seriously in nairaland.

Beside for a cone head to turn to flat head. we need to cut out the cone.
and for flat head to turn to cone head we need to mold the cone on top.

scribble:
How can I join ipob

I no wan yoruba again

go shave out your cone head first
then we can accept you

AuntLaVIV:
Watch how Dbanj performed in Oba Anambra


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toTBoGeuSq0

abeg
which tractor abi na
Ridger climb this on head

barber don suffer for this one head

lebete3000:
How e go carry scanner travel go scan the car?

when bird learn how to fly without pearching
hunter go know how to shoot without aiming

I won't mind going to auto shop with my AutoBoss scanner.

it will tell you every ever about the car you want to spend heavily on abi you pick the money nobi hustle you hustle the money.

Craggybogg:
The Cars Profs in the house. I need your assessment on this particular car. Mercedes Benz C300. I need the pros and cons of this car of based on the conditions of the Nigerian Roads, Fuel rate consumption, Spare part availability in the Nigerian Market (Ladipo and Co.). Your assessment would be highly appreciated because I am thinking about copping one.

P.S:- I also noticed people often sell it after using it for 1-3 years. Could there be any problems ? Tell me things(problems) to encounter if I should buy the car this week!.

Thanks in Advance!

Op buy foreign use aka tokunbo also go with your scanner before buying and call us to come bless the car.
Finally congrats in advance for your mob

Tenses:
https://punchng.com/military-releases-1009-ex-boko-haram-fighters-to-borno/

this is why people call Nigeria zoo
at least max prison is not full yet

NigeriaNawa:
Jihadists Wipe Out All Male Christians In Two Nigerien Towns, Women Flee



https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2021/07/13/jihadists-wipe-out-all-male-christians-in-two-nigerien-towns-women-flee/

its in their blood
like the sample we have here at helm of affair
building railway to meet them over there

adg98:
I once accommodated a freesher during my school days. One of my male coursemate pleaded with me to accommodate her as she the girl she ought to stay with ghosted her and was refusing her calls.
The plan was for she to stay with me for one week. During the first week babe destroyed my headset and torch light.
By the third week my chair and earpiece broken by her too
The second day of her stay she ate my conflex and milk without my permission.
Like we didn't knew each other before I kept my cool. Babe was so stingy with money aka gum

One week turn to one month with style she wanted to become my roommate I had to discard in a coded way

is her name olaniyi

michjunior:
Cristiano Ronaldo just blocked me on twitter just now only because I posted on his wall that messi is now the greatest of all time while posting a picture of him raising the trophy yesterday!!.


Am reall y shocked.....that guy is so mean
I was just been honest !!!!

His social media manager block you
Abi you want cR7 to sack the guy

2elliot:
Dem wan scam you. First, that is not a tilapia fish. Secondly,that fish is not more than #300 or #500.

Look well bro
The fish is in wheel barrow.

Thuraya phone
Back then in Gembu.
You call they charge you in dollars.
If it's now dollar is 500 men
Na to flash and 1k don go be dat.

obembet:
Imagine follow visiting your guy for the first time and you find out that he's living in this kind environment. What will you do?


Watch the video to the end as see surprise

Just 20 sec

Source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXDwuiXz2ls

Lalasticlala
Seun
mynd44

coded yahoo guy

While you intend to send the graduate from the south to fight bandit in North through 2years NYSC

saphiere:
A yet to be identified group has called for the permanent ban of Facebook in Nigeria, WonderTV Media reports.

The group submitted a petition to the Ministry of Justice sited in Abuja, the Federal capital territory of Nigeria.

According to the leader of the group who shared a video on his Facebook page made it known that the call for the ban of Facebook is on the grounds of censorship of posts by Facebook, denial of free speech by Facebook, Limitation of followership and many more.

The group said it was heading to the Ministry of Information to established the case and see to it that Facebook is banned permanently in Nigeria.

The leader of the group stated that Facebook is a threat to Nigeria’s democracy henece it shouldn’t be allowed to operate in Nigeria.

Watch the video below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuXYFWjrS0A

https://.com/2021/07/08/group-calls-for-facebook-ban-in-nigeria/

ijele and his gan

IamAsiri:
Land, air or sea transportation and staying in Ibarapa ? You'd better not get scammed .

my bro i dey ib b4 so have person there to go and pay and collect

Udometuk5103:
Please house, I am out of job and need to start something like football viewing center. I have an open space located in a suburb area of Ikorodu Lagos that can accommodate about eighty persons. How much is required for a start up and how profitable is football viewing business.

copied
Viewing Centre in Nigeria;
• The Fee for registering the business in Nigeria – N15,000
• Legal expenses for obtaining licenses and permits as well as the accounting services (software, P.O.S machines and other software) – N30,000
• Marketing promotion expenses for the grand opening of Football Viewing Centre – N15,000
• Cost for hiring Business Consultant – N20,000
• Insurance (general liability, workers’ compensation and property casualty) coverage at a total premium – N20,000
• Cost for payment of rent for 12 months and renovation inclusive – N250,000
• Operational cost for the first 3 months (salaries of employees, payments of bills et al) – N150,000
• The cost for start-up inventory (flat screen televisions, speakers, chairs, DSTV decoders, chairs, boards, banners, foods and drinks et al) – N320,000
• Cost for store equipment (cash register, security, ventilation, signage) – N10,000
• The cost of launching a website – N25,000
• The cost for our opening party – N70,000
• Miscellaneous – N50,000

how much

Iamdbull:
I shared some minutes ago the disdainful act of Jim iyke, guess what ? I reported him to instablog and they replied asking for details.
Let me cross my fingers to see if they will post it. Am not really interested in reporting him but then I need the clout for my music.

You can listen to my song here
https://audiomack.com/dbullofficial/song/dbull-complain

kai
you said someone is short and you are laughing at him with your two emoji

do you expect him to clap for you.

guy channel your energy and time into producing more cool music.
if you have money get a professional social media manager to manage your sm

Hunchogee:
Ikot Oku Ikono flyover in Akwa Ibom State; the masterpiece will be commissioned next week, Friday, July 16, 2021, by Noon. Good job.
Been the longest in Nigeria is set to replace the Good luck Ebere flyover at Uyo which was the title holder ...

Ibom people ayaya..

Lalasticlala FP

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GAZZUZZ:


Taraba State Governor, Darius Ishaku, says that as part of the country’s efforts to combat insecurity, the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) should be extended to two years, and members be allowed to undergo military.

https://www.channelstv.com/2021/07/07/insecurity-corps-members-should-undergo-compulsory-military-training-ishaku/amp/


I thought the idea was insane, but a friend of mine said 50per of youth corps members would be happy about it.

What's your take (eligible candidates)

Modified: I just watched the video on the interview, and I think it's a great idea. Isreal is a good example .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T10CnDJ-8iw

so after 2 years
you are back to street without job
then you will try to get gun illegally and go into robbery.

Insidenaija:
As part of measures to halt the rising insecurity in the country, governor Darius Ishaku of Taraba state, has said that members of the National Youth Service Corps should be allowed to undergo military training in order to know how to handle guns for self-defence, Newspremises reports.

The governor also said the duration of the youth scheme should be extended from one year to two years to allow sufficient training for the graduates.

The governor stated this on Wednesday night when he featured in Channels Television’s ‘Politics Today’.

Ishaku, whose state is one of the North-East states affected by Boko Haram insurgency coupled with killings by armed militias, emphasised that citizens should be allowed to bear arms and defend themselves against their aggressors

According to him, “When the security can’t protect you, then something in the alternative must come in, we must be practical. Train people, give them practical induction, let them know what to do.

“The NYSC I will say should be two years. One year for compulsory military training and the other year for the social works that they are doing now so that anybody who graduates as an NYSC person can know how to handle the gun and defend himself just as it is done in Israel, Lebanon and other places, you must engage your citizens to be proactive. When you cannot provide security, you must allow the people to protect themselves.”

He lamented that bandits and terrorists terrorising people, wreaking unimaginable destruction and unprintable bloodshed in the North-East were being sponsored by some influential persons.

“There are sponsors, these are brand new AK-47s. How would a local man buy such an expensive weapon? It is in a video and all over the place where someone confessed that the guns were being given to them and they were being trained on how to use them. It is the work of the security agents to get to the roots of this.

“If they can go out of this country and capture somebody who is declaring independence, why is it impossible for them to defend our people who are being killed in the farms?” Ishaku queried.

He, however, expressed optimism that the insecurity in the region and in all parts of the country can be defeated when the political class and the security agents stamp their feet on the ground and are ready to end the menace.

Source: https://newspremises.com.ng/insecurity-nysc-should-be-two-years-corps-members-must-be-trained-to-handle-guns-taraba-gov/

Lalasticlala,
Mynd44
Dominique

This people think we are fools
They want to waste our graduates.
Since most of theirs are not in school or schooling outside Nigeria.

Kaduna1stson:
As a northerner, I support this man. Its high time we in the North start telling ourselves the real truth, and that is that our leaders has destroyed Nigeria with our regional incompetence.

are you for Real

ChizzyBuna:
I haven't been able to sleep since yesterday. Im a young guy and still in school and this girl is my bestie in school.
We do it regularly and without condom I never knew it will end like this.
I'm still young any advice on how to handle this situation..

Hey hey
Hope she fine for beauty and character.
Na
Man up
Since it has end like this and take responsibility.
Boy becoming a father to another boy

How can Nigeria be One.
When one set of people are thinking Up up.....
.. ..... While some set of people are thinking Down Down

Sankabson:
Hello Gurus in the House,

Please, what business can a Man of 65years of old do, with a total capital of 3.5M ? He’s not looking for heavy profits but he’s looking at a steady and reliable income.

City Of Residence : IBADAN.

Can Admin help push this thread. We have many older people on here, that doesn't wanna sit idle at home. There's so many Brilliant Mind on Nairaland.


Thanks In Advance.

Why Nairalander always ask this kind of questions without giving more details.
Let me start with.
What is his passion
What is his hobby
What is his skills
What is his experience
Then we can pick from the universal subset to direct him which business to go for.
What of if I tell you go and buy 6 Keke and put for challenge to odina or ojoba. And be making 18,000 daily
What of if I tell you to buy 3micra and use as taxi and be making 12kdaily
What if I tell you to buy India tractor and hire out at 10k everyday
What of I tell him to open mini bakery and sell every evening at orita
What of using just 1.5 million to open pig farm and the 10 Gilt gave birth to 5 each you have 50 x 3 = 150 piglet in a year. Note some pig give birth to 14 at once. What of if I tell him to put 3mlm into a bank account that pays 5% monthly in Nigeria.
What of if he bought 50 wheel barrow and make 50 uniform and hire it out daily and make 10,000 daily.
What getting a water tanker more biz during g dry season.
You can ask me more

aylive02:
Fellow Nairalanders, please my friend urgently needs a billing officer who can practically tutor him for a week.

He only has the theoretical knowledge of the job but needs practical expressions of the job
He is located in Egbeda, Lagos

You can reach out to him on zero 8 zero, six four 5 four nine one zero 6

Pay is inclusive.

Is all about invoices.
Generating invoice and reconciliation and tracking discrepancies

KayPopCulture:
Hi every one am currently working on morphology and lexical(word) formation on forum chat as my project topic. I have already gotten 30 new words like covidiot, scarmdemic clitocurrency, polithiefcian, pastoprenure, dickceive e.t.c

Please I would like nairalanders who are familiar with new coined words on the forum chat to assist and help me with more words, to build and increase my data.

Thanks.

Cc: @mynd44 @lalasticlala


I beg help me push it the front page.

go to name generator and get it
Oberlo name generator or Shopify name generator or matchword. Word combiner etc. Use Google and search for 10 best name generator or word combiner. Then start with there

cPapaAjascO:
Well it didnt take up to an hour asking her out and she gave me a yes. But I am lost and confused as to what to do next.

This would be my very first real relationship and I dont want to screw it up. This babe is special and well versed in almost every topic of discussion. She tickles my brain with her intelligence and I want to quit old odd escapades with desperate girls and start a real relationship.

Thing is, I dont know how to go about it.

Day 1 she said YES

Day 2 I dont have an idea of how to get it started.



Do I call her or text her or send her money or gifts or take her out shopping or swimming


I m already scared that my relationship with her may end even before it starts. I need ideas guys.

Help me!!!

Wahala no dey finish !!!

CRUSH her