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TV/Movies / Re: Where Is TSTV by Jointhemiltons2(m): 3:35pm On Nov 24, 2017
nairalandfreak:
I was one of the few Nigerians who got the TSTv complimentary decoder, I was meant to do a review of the product on but I must confess that what I met got was nonsense so I had to withhold my review.
Please explain
Crime / Re: South African Lady Beaten By Man Over Parking Space Cries Out For Justice by Jointhemiltons2(m): 3:26pm On Nov 24, 2017
neoapocalypse:



She may have even hit him first
It’s dia way na
Crime / Re: South African Lady Beaten By Man Over Parking Space Cries Out For Justice by Jointhemiltons2(m): 1:08pm On Nov 24, 2017
As usual dey play the victim card. Tell us in details all the insults you rained on him.
Buh see as person use beating turn human being face to alien face.
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Spotted At Banky W's Wedding by Jointhemiltons2(m): 9:30pm On Nov 23, 2017
finest416:
if is not wizkid then who is that ?
Whiskey

Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Spotted At Banky W's Wedding by Jointhemiltons2(m): 9:30pm On Nov 23, 2017
Have dey done d white wedding?
Celebrities / Re: Check Out This Nigerian Guy On Full Glam Makeup - Onyx Godwin by Jointhemiltons2(m): 9:25pm On Nov 23, 2017
Is dis another Bobrisky loading?
Politics / Re: Gold Discovered In Commercial Quantity In Yauri, Kebbi State - Facebook User by Jointhemiltons2(m): 9:12pm On Nov 23, 2017
Maybe am mistaken but ion think that’s how a gold looks like
Celebrities / Re: No Tailor Should Reproduce The Famous Ebuka Agbada – Designer Seyi Vodi by Jointhemiltons2(m): 6:15pm On Nov 23, 2017
Right now one tailor is about completing the agbada for a client

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Romance / Re: Baby Born With Full Breast by Jointhemiltons2(m): 5:55pm On Nov 23, 2017
If it’s one tribe she’s getting married tomorrow

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Romance / Re: My Boss Sent Me This Text Message by Jointhemiltons2(m): 5:49pm On Nov 23, 2017
DeadRat:
I Am Sorry Miss but You Are Ugly... God Damn!

Crime / Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal In The Hands Of SARS Operatives In Lagos (Photos) by Jointhemiltons2(m): 11:46am On Nov 23, 2017
Guy take this matter to the IGP. He already signed a law pertaining to unlawful searching of phones

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Career / Re: Inner Galaxy Steel Company, Abia: Modern Day Slavery In The Hands Of The Chinese by Jointhemiltons2(m): 11:27am On Nov 23, 2017
It’s just the country we re. In saner countries dose Chinese will pay to the extent they will borrow from their country to pay for damages.
Romance / Re: Guy That Needed 500 Re-tweets To Go On A Date Shares Photos From Their Hangout by Jointhemiltons2(m): 12:29am On Nov 23, 2017
See en afonjaic face. En tribal marks just dey glaring.
Romance / Re: My GF Uploaded A Guy's Pics On Dp And Wrote HBD Sweetie by Jointhemiltons2(m): 9:26pm On Nov 22, 2017
Towncrier007:

bros no sex again oh,she said she has gone celibate
Why she’s celibate for you she’s dropping it hot for another guy. Stay woke brother

Education / Re: What Can I Do With A Degree In Philosophy? by Jointhemiltons2(m): 8:56pm On Nov 22, 2017
Baba go carry file or start ur business cos for Naija en dey as good as useless
Romance / Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of 2 Corpers Set To Wed In Imo: "From Hello, Hi To Wedding" by Jointhemiltons2(m): 8:45pm On Nov 22, 2017
Guy wey en beards never dey connect. I hope say you no go carry file after service o
Crime / Re: Lady Narrates How A Man 'Charmed' Her Brother & Emptied His Account Via ATM by Jointhemiltons2(m): 3:26pm On Nov 22, 2017
Guyman02:
It is not touch and follow anything; it has happened to me, when a random guy met me on the road asking for directions and from there started a new conversation.
He then told me about how he has foreign currency to wash which he took from one of the GMG bags of his boss who is a politician and into money laundering, that they launder money by coating it with a material to avoid EFCC and immigration detection at the airport, that the man treated him badly and that was why he had to take one bag and run away and now needed some money to buy 'mercury' which is the chemical agent they use for washing off the coating on the money which includes dollars, Euro and Pounds.

He promised me a huge share of the dollars, took me to a corner and demonstrated how it works with a small quantity, gave me 1 dollar note that he just 'washed' to go and change at the Mallams place, I went and came back and he told me to hurry and go and bring money so that we can buy more chemicals and wash more money which he claimed are in $100 notes and worth millions.

Na so I begin dey give am money until all my savings were finished and he disappeared, because of the embarrassment of being fleeced by another guy, I had to lie to my parents and everyone like your brother has just done that the man hypnotized me with 'touch and follow' instead of telling them that it was my greed that I 'touched and followed' and got seriously burnt grin grin grin

When all this was going on, all I was thinking about was how I will be the next Hush Puppi and E-Money combined on Nairaland FP, wearing only Gucci and driving Lamborghini or Bugatti like Dino Melaye with my dollars, not knowing I was impoverishing myself and dashing my hard earned money to one 'idiot 419 fool', I even borrowed from friends with promises to pay them back with unimaginable interests cheesy

Abeg, ask your brother to give you the true story and not this story for the gods cheesy
Lwkm exactly as it happened to me. Buh my luck na say dat time I never get bank account

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Crime / Re: Lady Narrates How A Man 'Charmed' Her Brother & Emptied His Account Via ATM by Jointhemiltons2(m): 3:20pm On Nov 22, 2017
kay29000:
Hmm! I still don't believe in juju. The guy might have used some form of psychology for the small boy.
You better start believing it now o.
Talk n follow n
Touch n follow
No be today dem start na
Celebrities / Re: Kechi Okwuchi‏ Rocks Customized Nigerian Jersey In New Pictures by Jointhemiltons2(m): 3:14pm On Nov 22, 2017
itsik:
Cool


A good man should just take this lady up.
Show her some good love,
Take her to a good plastic surgeon in the Us, and recreate this her fire turn skin.
I bet she will look sweet again and be happier.

Looking at her endowments, she has a promising "arsenal" and "Manchester".
Which will now grace the whole act.
Then marry her
Mehn if you see her b4 her accident, she was gaddamn beautiful.
Crime / Re: IMSU Final Year Student Stabs 100 Level Roommate With Scissors (photos) by Jointhemiltons2(m): 2:59pm On Nov 22, 2017
Sirheny007:
I have said it before and i will say it again;
IMSU is the most corrupt university in the Whole of Nigeria..
The students there possess corrupt and evil elements of some sort
angry angry
Imsu n uniben

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Romance / Re: 7 Sexy Things That Happen When You Grow A Beard by Jointhemiltons2(m): 7:11am On Nov 22, 2017
As I no gree get,mk I kill myself
Romance / Re: Lagos To Sokoto For Sex: Lady Says Her Tweet Has Gotten Her Unwanted Attention by Jointhemiltons2(m): 7:08am On Nov 22, 2017
Ur father doesn’t know what you posted to warrant such attention. Only if he knew

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Puts Her Breast On Display As She Dances In The Rain (photos) by Jointhemiltons2(m): 6:58am On Nov 22, 2017
And if amadioha romance dis one with thunder now ul start shouting my village people

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Religion / Re: Check Out COZA Pastor's Gucci Hoodie Cost N465,920 (photo) by Jointhemiltons2(m): 6:50am On Nov 22, 2017
donogaga:
This isn't an issue when there is money.


You can easily afford expensive stuffs if the cash is readily available.


Buh it’s not mkn sense to spend so much money on stuffs dah don’t make sense. Like buying one pair of trouser for 60k or 70k
Car Talk / Re: Uber Signs Deal With Volvo To Buy 24,000 Self-Driving SUVs For Taxi Fleet by Jointhemiltons2(m): 6:47am On Nov 22, 2017
Only 2 comments o
Fashion / Re: Enugu Police Arrest Two Ladies Walking On The Road For Indecent Dressing by Jointhemiltons2(m): 12:24am On Nov 22, 2017
pocohantas:
I can see the police and I can see the arrest.

Where are the ladies?
Where is the indecent dressing?

I don't know what they did, but the one in striped top looks helpless and frustrated already. Like she is tired of explaining to Nigerian Police.
Na to carry dem go station go chop dem.
Crime / Re: Governor Fayose Okays Death Penalty For Cultists, Terrorists by Jointhemiltons2(m): 10:20am On Nov 21, 2017
Franco2017:

It is becoming obvious by d day dat on d left side of ur brain, there's nothing right and on d right side of ur brain, there's absolutely nothing left.
Lwkm guy

Crime / Re: Items Recovered From Don Wanny's Mansion In Rivers State (Photos) by Jointhemiltons2(m): 8:56am On Nov 21, 2017
Donjazzy12:

Those skulls belong to the people whose heads he cut off. The pathetic case of Franklin Obi whose head was cut off, his wife shot for weeping for the dead husband, the son killed for refusing to obey the commands of the killers easily comes to mind. And what was Franklins fault? As the APC ward chairman, he held a successful ward meeting. That was why Satan Wike sent this beast to kill him in a most brutal manner.

Rivers state have become a haven of crime since Wike took over.
Right from time Rivers has bin filled with crime. No be today

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Crime / Re: Items Recovered From Don Wanny's Mansion In Rivers State (Photos) by Jointhemiltons2(m): 8:55am On Nov 21, 2017
Antipob777:
The military should as a matter of urgency raid all ipob members houses.

They are harbouring same things in there mud houses.

Kudos to our gallant soldiers.

Igbos shall never have peace. Very wicked set of people.
Don’t be a she goat, don’t let tribalism take hold of ur life. Educate urslf

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