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Properties / Re: A Nairalander's Building Project -from Foundation To Plastering by jojoki: 11:07pm On Feb 25, 2016
hotobo:
I thought you start from plastering to Foundation What's new in building a house. Must you announce it. Maybe you're the first to build a house in your entire family.

If you most no i built my first house when was 25 years old with forex trading money.

Aranu Abacha

Idiota enemy of progress. If you don't seek for forgiveness, you may never build one in your entire life. If you mistakenly build a room it may collapse on you to bend that your stinking mouth.

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Properties / Re: A Nairalander's Building Project -from Foundation To Plastering by jojoki: 10:43pm On Feb 25, 2016
God is your strength. I just checked your floor plan drawing it seems the kitchen and dining are omitted in the drawing. Or you reviewed the drawing again?
Nairaland / General / Re: Ongoing Work At Berger Bus Stop Bridge (photos) by jojoki: 2:28pm On Feb 25, 2016
Acidosis:
China Civil Engineering Company


It is well.


We hardly see Chinese Hospitals in Nigeria, we hardly see Chinese schools. It is always about our engineers despite building engineering faculties in virtually every state in Nigeria.


May God help us.
Most of the technical works are done by Nigerians for these foreign companies with the peanut they pay them as renumeration. I had witnessed an expatriate that couldn't interpret a measuring tape and was made a concrete sectional head. Let us endeavour to buy Nigeria.

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Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke's Photoshoot For Designer Layo G Woman by jojoki: 11:03am On Feb 24, 2016
[quote author=RichYoungNigga post=43202640]She's still ugly.
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Hater of progress, you don't need to be very pretty to be a model, the body structure is all that matters. Sit down joor. May God continue to bless her more.

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Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike Builds New House In Lekki (Photo) by jojoki: 6:19am On Feb 23, 2016
She ghat the beauty and the brain. Real estate all the way.......
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Prostrates Before The Ooni Of Ife! by jojoki: 11:24pm On Feb 05, 2016
asEdeyHOT:
It is Yoruba tradition

The Ooni's father is still alive, he has to prostrate to his son when he comes to the Palace

His mother is deceased (May she RIP). If she was alive, she will kneel down until her son tells her to rise.

To all intents and purposes, he is no longer their son but their spiritual head ordained by the gods of our land

Anywhere I see him, I will prostrate flat and not stand up until I'm told do so

Kabiyesi Ki Ade pelori, ki bata pelese. Ikeji Orisha


Well said Bruv. You got it Omo Agba

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Celebrities / Re: Lady Claims Seun Kuti Is The Father Of Her Baby( photos) by jojoki: 6:10am On Jan 27, 2016
Na one man go tattoo that her bre.ast o. Smh. Seun should do DNA to confirm because girls of nowadays can't be trusted.
Celebrities / Re: Charles Okocha's Stomach Bursts After Surgery by jojoki: 9:39pm On Jan 25, 2016
Until our legislators make it mandatory that every public officer from President to lowest In Local Government patronize Nigeria Hospital b4 things can change 4 better.
Science/Technology / Re: Frozen Fish Comes Back To Life After Being Defrosted (Video, Pics) by jojoki: 7:32pm On Jan 25, 2016
musicwriter:
There was actually a documentary about that, I think on Discovery channel or National geographic. Rats were frozen for 7 days and later brought back to life upon thawing. It's just the same way sperms are frozen for years until being implanted into a woman's womb, when there's need to birth a child.

The idea is to get the science advanced such that humans can decide to die temporarily. When the science is fully developed, people can pay and go on a sort of "death holiday" for complete peace of mind. Depending on your requested service package you could decide to die for 1 month, 6 months, 1 year, 5 years, and so on, as you wish. Soon, we will be able to actually find out whether or not there's heaven or hell, whether there's God or Satan. What could be better than that?.

It's certainly the kind of science I would like to volunteer for, if need be. I can't wait to die!


Bro, Na you be the real Badooo original one. Your write up make sense and scary. You are real man
Properties / Re: The Dubai-fication Of Lagos - Hot New Structures Under Construction by jojoki: 2:49pm On Jan 24, 2016
lookandlaff:


Lagos and Beautiful in the same sentence? which part? have you ever travelled outside Nigeria?


PS: To the OP, Dubai did not become what it is by condoning mediocrity and lacking standards.

Odeeson, you won't mind your miserable market but always pock nose to other pple's affair. Your type are from a slum taken from village to house help in Lagos. Oponu

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Properties / Re: The Dubai-fication Of Lagos - Hot New Structures Under Construction by jojoki: 12:10pm On Jan 24, 2016
Ekooooooooo! If you be woman I 4 don marry you since. Beautiful Lagos

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Travel / Re: Wada Launches Lokoja Mega Terminal (Photos) by jojoki: 6:34am On Jan 23, 2016
abbiecutie:
this is what happens when the government refuses to pay his workers..man gotta survive somehow

it's good to know all that is coming to an end in just a couple of days but lets hope that the change we the Kogites cry for actually comes to fruition


That is our prayer because pple are really complaining about the road both day and night. May God help the new Government to fulfill electioneering promises.

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Celebrities / Re: Ronke Tiamuyi Wearing Pad In New Photoshoot? SEE PHOTOS by jojoki: 1:22pm On Jan 22, 2016
Garri Egba type. Always swollen
Travel / Re: Wada Launches Lokoja Mega Terminal (Photos) by jojoki: 1:06pm On Jan 22, 2016
I think Kogi Government should concentrate more on the security of people playing their state. Armed robbers are too much on their roads. The Government should invest more on creation of jobs and security.
Properties / Re: I Just Realised I Bought A Goverment Land, What Should I Do? by jojoki: 10:53am On Jan 21, 2016
This what happened when you put the cart b4 the horse. You ought to have done investigation b4 making payment for the said land. Start using it for farming to recover part of your money back. Sorry Bro!
Romance / Re: Video Of The Couple Having Sex At OAU Gate by jojoki: 9:17pm On Jan 16, 2016
saxywale:
There is still no proof in that 36 seconds video that anyone or thing was caught having sex. Bloggers like spreading false news.

Don't mind dem yeye people spreading rubbish. The Guy speaking Yoruba in the background said " efun laso" which means "give him/her cloth" if they are two party involved it would have been "efun won laso" that is "give them cloth" The camera Guy production be like somebody from Yaba left.
Crime / Re: Exxonmobil Engineer Rapes Teenager, Gives Her N1,000 To Console Her by jojoki: 12:07pm On Jan 14, 2016
Konji na bastard when not controlled. He should face the consequence.
Crime / Re: Fleeing Suspected Car Thief Arrested In Kogi ( Photo) by jojoki: 7:29pm On Jan 13, 2016
Nigeria law get K leg, the Guy claimed he stole the car by deceiving the park security guard but when they brought him to the court of law he then claimed not guilty to offence. Smh
Politics / Re: Metuh Speaks About His Ordeal In The Hands Of EFCC by jojoki: 7:12pm On Jan 13, 2016
Yeye dey smell, Methu claimed that Mr former president gave him #400m for an assignment abi did uncle Jonathan gave from his salary or from our common wealth? Oya Continue dey yan!

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Phones / Re: Sim Registration: Crowd At MTN Office Rumuodumaya, Port Harcourt (photo) by jojoki: 5:27pm On Jan 08, 2016
I went to Mtn Kubwa today, the crowd was just too much I just drove back immediately. If Mtn likes they should block the bleeping line have stopped loading credit on it. Confused organization
Celebrities / Re: Korede Bello's Lecturer Threatens To Resign Over Absence From School by jojoki: 5:21pm On Jan 08, 2016
I think he should just port to NOUN. Abi?

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Travel / Re: Eko Atlantic City (updates) by jojoki: 4:16pm On Jan 05, 2016
Eko baje ti, Eko for show, Eko Ile ogbon, Eko akete.
Politics / Re: The 30 Vehicles Donated To Army By Shettima (pics) by jojoki: 8:53am On Dec 26, 2015
Hmm, But why didn't the Governor patronize Innoson utility cars? Enough of this foreign cars while we allow ours to die. Smh

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Politics / Re: Press Release:Zakzaky's Shia Islamic Movement On Zaria Incident With Soldiers by jojoki: 3:44am On Dec 13, 2015
I once saw the group on my way driving from Kano to Abuja the faithful day a suicide bomber detonated bomb killing series of them. They took over the other lane of road (Zaria /kano) they are up to 30,000 trekking from kano to Zaria including little children and pregnant women. This caused delay in our journey because we were left to manage a single lane why they blocked the other lane for themselves. On my way coming back again to Kano after 3 days I still met them this time matching with dangerous weapons like swords of different types. They looked scary in their all black attire. I heard rumours that they do exchange their women to fucking even in their camps, Guys will really like awuff of such. If their activities are not properly checked they may be another tym bomb for Nigeria.
Culture / Re: Photos From Adeyeye Enitan's Coronation As Ooni Of Ife by jojoki: 3:27pm On Dec 07, 2015
It's an historic day in my town today. May the reign of our new King be peaceful. God bless Onirisa Ojaja the II, God bless Nigeria

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Phones / Re: MTN Hit By Another Fine In Uganda by jojoki: 7:35pm On Nov 19, 2015
Na only Mtn waka come, Lolz. The torchlight should be flashed to muiltichoice (Dstv) too. Tnx for Glo network but we need a cable send away Dstv monopoly.
Politics / Re: Diezani’s 14yr-old ONLY Son Asks: Is My Mum Going To Die? As Husband Breaks Down by jojoki: 7:48pm On Nov 17, 2015
Yes She will, because the reward of sin is Death. Am not surprise.
Politics / Re: List Of Nigeria's Best Performing Governors Since May 29 Inauguration - CGPI by jojoki: 2:55pm On Nov 08, 2015
ephemm:
sure Ogbeni Rauf is the worst at the moment!

Aregbe is a disgrace, he should be jailed as soon as his immunity expires

You just spoke my mind.
Celebrities / Re: Could Ik Ogbonna's Wife Be The Most Beautiful Woman You've Ever Seen? by jojoki: 4:25am On Nov 05, 2015
The G area properly covered from the 2 pix but da B area for the world to c. I really pity da Husband conditions He might end up sharing da G area with a close neighbours. Just passing.
Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife Steps Out With His Father (Photos) by jojoki: 11:05am On Oct 29, 2015
khalebzy:
whats handsome there nw! smh..All these yoruba people sef undecided

The mother was late. Secondly people are not bowing to him but the new position he holds. Long live our King, may your reign be peaceful with rapid development in Ile Ife. Oba tiwa Ojaja the II

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Makeup Artist Transforms Gas Explosion Survivor In Amazing Way (Photo) by jojoki: 9:04pm On Oct 25, 2015
She is naturally beautiful BUT Photoshop was added to the new look
Celebrities / Re: Photos: Actress Bukky Ajayi Aging Gracefully by jojoki: 9:13pm On Oct 08, 2015
Wow! Love the way she interprets the script in movies with very good command of English. Mama rocks!

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