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Crime › Re: Man Takes The Spiritual Route To Catch Thieves Who Stole His Cows (pics/vid) by jojothaiv(m): 10:50pm On Feb 18, 2024
Thundafireseun:
Don't lie

How old are you??
Ayiiiiiii...

😂😂😂😂😂
Politics › Re: Hardship: I Honestly Don’t Know Why The Southeast Is Quiet - Usman Yusuf by jojothaiv(m): 10:48pm On Feb 18, 2024
Let them be please, the whole election brouhaha was to spite them now we are living with the consequences and one maigida is worried about their quietness, man should be worried about Arewa particularly...
Family › Re: Witnessing A Loved One Die In Your Presence by jojothaiv(m): 2:38pm On Feb 18, 2024
pappilo:
My mom died at some point between Friday night and Saturday night. I was informed this morning.
This is heartbreaking.

Some tales makes a grown man cry.
Family › Re: Witnessing A Loved One Die In Your Presence by jojothaiv(m): 2:30pm On Feb 18, 2024
The day a man is born the same moment is old enough to die, there's nothing like too young to die.

I look back at 2020 with not so fond memories and I just act indifferently to the thought of dying and dealing with the loss of loved ones.

May 2020, my woman died courtesy of raged truck driver and the high flying Okada rider, didn't set my eyes on her remains till date.

August 2020, the last born of the family, my favorite sibling gave up the ghost when she was admitted to the hospital, in the doctor's word, 'the malaria must have eaten deep into her' She was a sweet soul and quite matured for her age but death don't share in my pity.

October 2020, death waved grand ma in and it was devastating because I couldn't bring myself down to Badagry to pay my last respect. Keep resting ma.

November 2022, can't forget big daddy death, he called me few days before my birthday telling me how he was so proud of the boy, little did I know that dead men sorry ghost actually tell tales and damn, his light forcefully switched off.

In between those events, I've learnt to let go of my sentiments about dying, I believed in the powers of praying but when it comes to death, I don't waste my time any longer, we can only try but the bell will toll for whoever is next, be less emotional when any news of loss is being shared and lastly, I've used the words 'It Is Well With My Soul' as a coping mechanism.

Some circumstances just make a man heart cold, you'd hear their stories and sob for them.
Business › Re: See The Amount My Daddy Bought 10bags of Cement 32yrs Ago (see Here) by jojothaiv(m): 2:13pm On Feb 18, 2024
reiddecuti:
I'm no longer surprise, why because Nigeria is structured for such to always happen.
Frankly speaking, I find nothing exciting about this country again, absolutely nothing.

As for the government of the day, it's been a tale of scepticism and distrust from the word, get go in fact when the last lying minister of information said there's nothing to campaign on as far as the umbrellas are concerned, it didn't caught me off guard and now they are in and nothing serious as expected.
Politics › Re: Umahi To Meet Cement Manufacturers Over Prices by jojothaiv(m): 11:43am On Feb 18, 2024
Chummynoni:
i don abandon mine till whenever. The most important thing now is surviving this tinubulation.
This is saddening...
Politics › Re: Yayi In The Crosshairs: Navigating Allegations Of Project Conversion In Ogun by jojothaiv(m): 11:16am On Feb 18, 2024
yhellow:
Everything is not right with this country
Education › Re: Student Loans Will Be Disbursed Directly To Institutions – FG by jojothaiv(m): 11:14am On Feb 18, 2024
callmevirus:
Nothing concern me but E dey mind


Nothing to believe again
That's the energy now.
Health › Re: Boyfriend Accuses His Girlfriend Of Infecting Him With HIV (Pic/Video) by jojothaiv(m): 11:07am On Feb 18, 2024
cutecommend:
Satan: when he brings that juicy temptation, you may shout "see hippppps"...And that curvy hips may be so attractive for raw sex...But knows: many or most sexual temptations are sweet and brief, but their consequences are bitter and "long"..
Even the one cheating on you may be the word disturbing you with "hope you went to church today"..."hope you prayed this morning ".....
I'm forced to share this today.
Food › Re: See Tomatoes Of #300 My Wife Bought by jojothaiv(m): 10:23pm On Feb 17, 2024
EreluRoz:
It is well, the asiwaju I know is excellent with governance but I can't really say what's happening.

Hmm something tells me the opposition are attacking him spiritually to fail
This one off me big time.
Sports › Re: Top 20 African Teams In Latest FIFA Ranking (Full List) by jojothaiv(m): 9:20pm On Feb 17, 2024
Statistics are like mini skirts, they don't reveal everything...
Travel › Re: Why Don't You Want To Jappa Despite The Condition Of Things?? by jojothaiv(m): 1:50pm On Feb 17, 2024
Alphamentips:
No be comfort zone matter. Na 10 to 20 meter matter
Crime › Re: Banker Caught By EFCC Selling New Naira Notes To POS Agent by jojothaiv(m): 1:48pm On Feb 17, 2024
callmevirus:
Nothing concern me but E dey mind

He should be treated like an arm robber
Foreign Affairs › Re: Gaza War: IDF Uncovers Double Life Of Al-jazeera's Journalist, Muhammad Wishah by jojothaiv(m): 9:15pm On Feb 16, 2024
Ain't we all hypocrites?

I know you're not one, wait until the day you're caught.
Health › Re: Help! My Life Is Being Ruined At The Moment by jojothaiv(m): 6:47pm On Feb 16, 2024
Thinktwiceb4:
This is my first time having sex and it will be the last for now
Let say you have 'think twice before' commiting the act, man, you would've been better off it but man, the deed have been done na solution we suppose dey find now.

I regret my first segs experience and if I have the power I wouldn't have try that shiiiiii
Politics › Re: Economic Hardship: Borno State Governor Declares One-Day Fasting And Prayer by jojothaiv(m): 6:41pm On Feb 16, 2024
Lol!

It's like the governor is the spanner thrown in the works, first, it was releasing some god damn morofavking killers disguised as BH just because they swore an oath and now it have have to prayers and fasting for a day. Assuming prayers was the answer things would've fall in place a long time ago but we go about putting the chart before the horse..

Nigeria is an exhausting topic.
Politics › Re: Forex Crisis Pushes Petrol Subsidy To N907.5b Monthly by jojothaiv(m): 11:14pm On Feb 15, 2024
Nigeria is an exhausting topic...
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: 500 detained suspects released in Borno by jojothaiv(m): 11:12pm On Feb 15, 2024
The Borno State government said, on Wednesday, that the 160,000 repentant Boko Haram insurgents can’t return to killings because they swore to an oath with the Quran.

One of the absurd piece of junk I've ever read on Nairaland.

I'm more afraid of people who swear by the holy books not to do evil again, those folks are one of the worst beings ever. Well, this is Nigeria, the devil can wake up here tomorrow and tell he's a changed man so nothing is surprising again.
Business › Re: South African President, Cyril Ramaphosa Mourns Herbert Wigwe by jojothaiv(m): 7:08am On Feb 13, 2024
Once you're born, you're old enough to die.
Politics › Re: Why We Charge in Dollars - NPA GM, Coporate Communications, Sarah Ballah by jojothaiv(m): 7:04am On Feb 13, 2024
Nigeria is a funny country...
Politics › Re: Bayo Onanuga: Nigeria’s Wealth Overestimated, Country Very Poor by jojothaiv(m): 6:38am On Feb 13, 2024
killsmith:
Excuse upon excuse.
If you're incapable you resign.
Can't this folks be responsible for once.

Nigeria is poor but their pay packets paint another story, anyway, E no pain me na people wey gather dey defend the inadequacy of our leaders dey bust my head.
Politics › Re: Bwala: President Tinubu Is Better Than UK Prime Minister, Rishi Sunak by jojothaiv(m): 9:00pm On Feb 12, 2024
Well, he's a politician, nothing surprising here...
Food › Re: How Much Is This Loaf Of Bread In Your Area? (pix) by jojothaiv(m): 8:20pm On Feb 12, 2024
Some folks on this thread will say it's better you home bake your bread, it's cheaper.

Koboko will soon be a starter pack.
Travel › Re: Cross The Highways & Pay N50,000: Use Pedestrian Bridges Instead - Lagos Govt by jojothaiv(m): 8:55pm On Feb 11, 2024
inoki247:
Lol Ojota people left the group chat....



I remember back den for Ketu and Ojota during Fashola tenure dem pack people tire buh people still no hear....
Business › Re: Herbert Wigwe's Cryptic Post Hints At ‘End Of Life’ by jojothaiv(m): 8:51pm On Feb 11, 2024
Lol!

Whatever the case, all man shall taste the chalice called death.
Politics › Re: Oyebanji Tasks Universities On Producing Solution Providers by jojothaiv(m): 1:07pm On Feb 11, 2024
Hopefully...
Sports › Re: Photo Of Alex Iwobi And Terem Moffi's Fathers At UNN In 1985 by jojothaiv(m): 9:50am On Feb 11, 2024
richiemcgold:

I wonder where children of online tribalists will find themselves tomorrow
🤔🤔🤔

People with short attention span.
Travel › Re: Herbert Wigwe Dies In Helicopter Crash In California by jojothaiv(m): 9:08pm On Feb 10, 2024
Fatbam005:
We only leave once. Whether rich or poor .
In a nutshell, borrowed life nothing is promised.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Hungarian President Novak Resigns Over Sex Abuse Case Pardon. by jojothaiv(m): 7:09pm On Feb 10, 2024
Dennisochampa:
..

Na wa o... So with these kind leaders wen get the mind to stay eternity for power... How the continent Wan take develop
Burkina Faso, Niger will do the needful, Nigeria should keep playing the game of musical chairs.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Hungarian President Novak Resigns Over Sex Abuse Case Pardon. by jojothaiv(m): 7:06pm On Feb 10, 2024
Dennisochampa:
She's responsible...
African leaders will rather die than resign even when they are caught red handed
Africans are built differently.

Death is their only form of resignation.
Agriculture › Re: Theft Of Farm Produce Spreads Across Nigeria by jojothaiv(m): 4:57pm On Feb 10, 2024
Pastoshizzy:
Na so.
Some guys in my hood just laid siege on my neighbor's chicken. He's just discovered 9 are missing. I wan follow the committee wey we set up go dey sniff for people wey chicken wey dey cook dey smell for their yard. We just wanna see the feathers in peace. grin
Neighbourhood chicken patrol.
Tinubu don dey change our lifestyle.
But then again.. we go survive.
To the dead chicken, salute.

They fought a lost battle and the comrade going sniffing about people's pot, hardluck.

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