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Politics › Re: FG Has Saved ₦‎1.45 Trillion From Subsidy Removal - Mohammed Idris by jojothaiv(m): 8:17am On Nov 08, 2023
Reference:
Once again.
Just like the Ahmed Datti interview, this information will be misunderstood, particularly as headlined.

'Save' in this context does not mean value has been retained.
It simply means more has not been lost.

These are the kind of statements, putrid carcasses vultures on both sides of the political divide will love to feast over, spinning it to suit their defective narratives.

All that has happened is that the rot has slowed.
The patient remains on life support.
This is in itself a major victory.
Politics › Re: FG Has Saved ₦‎1.45 Trillion From Subsidy Removal - Mohammed Idris by jojothaiv(m): 8:15am On Nov 08, 2023
Lol!

Stares comically.
Education › Re: Degree For Sale: Lagos Assembly Invites Commissioner, LASU VC, Others by jojothaiv(m): 8:51pm On Nov 07, 2023
Funny piece of news.

People can't give what they don't have.
Health › Re: 29-Year-Old Nigerian Man Commits Suicide Over Inability To Repay Business Loan by jojothaiv(m): 8:50pm On Nov 07, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:
How do people commit suicide? What do they think about?

In my down times, the moment I think of cat-fish pepper-soup, Egusi with stock-fish, Isi-ewu and Ofe Nsala, I always have more reasons to be on Earth!

Mere knowing that their is no beer and peppered meat afterlife, is enough reason to make you want to stay on Earth.
Bar man, sorry, senior man, all this thing wey you still talk na money we go take buy am o, no be mere thinking.

If e soft for you, take am flex your head as some of us dey so ordinary 50 naira never gum us and where the next meal go come from we no really know.
Family › Re: My Mom Refused To Do Omugwo And She’s Causing Havoc by jojothaiv(m): 6:51pm On Nov 07, 2023
This Omugwo of a thing, is it mandatory?

I'm asking for a friend residing in Australia.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Senate Asks Tinubu Government To Push For Ceasefire In Israel-Hamas War by jojothaiv(m): 6:48pm On Nov 07, 2023
Certain things are way beyond me, okay, I get. The ripple effect of what's going over there is what is pushing the senate to prevail on Tinubu. I'm impressed now they should extend their benevolent hands to the menace of corruption, insecurity, poor economic policies, kidnappings and all the ills ravaging the Nigerian society first.
Politics › Re: Naira: Tinubu Will Shock Currency Speculators – Tope Fasua by jojothaiv(m): 6:37pm On Nov 07, 2023
Abegggiiiii
Politics › Re: Where Are The Savings From Subsidy Removal? - Obinna Chima by jojothaiv(m): 6:36pm On Nov 07, 2023
SeeWahala:
Next time don't vote liars as leaders
temizeee:
. The secret is that the money is used to get the loan one way or the other , it’s a silent deal between nigeria and foreign countries they get the loan from.
NNPC is directly or indirectly government owned, take it or leave it. Forget the privatization publicity
They see us all as mumu, we don’t react to anything they do even if them say PMS reach 2k per litre we won’t do anything we all just complain and forget about the hardship….
Now, this is someone that understands the way it goes over here.
Car Talk › Re: After Learning Driving On Youtube Channels, I'm About To Pick Up A Driving Job by jojothaiv(m): 4:26pm On Nov 07, 2023
This thread dey muzz me aje.

😂😂😂😂😂
Politics › Re: NNPCL Dismisses Report Of Failure To Remit $15bn Revenue To Federation Account by jojothaiv(m): 11:30am On Nov 07, 2023
Cocolatti:
"Never believe anything until it is officially denied"
Agriculture › Re: Noisy Roosters Kept By Neighbour Driving Me Crazy by jojothaiv(m): 2:25am On Nov 07, 2023
surefx:
Ah! I am not sure I can even kill a chicken anymore
The stupid saying 'robbing Peter to pay Paul wouldn't have been necessary if Peter has a gun, knows how to shoot it and don't believe in let bygones by bygones. Sir, you're the landlord, drastic decision is needed.

I'll not say beyond that.
Education › Re: Degree For Sale: Sting Operation Exposes LASU Certificate Racketeering by jojothaiv(m): 2:21am On Nov 07, 2023
rossovu:
This shit happens in almost all state universities
Then, there's a problem.

And most of those upstairs are not clean either, saddling them with the duty of putting an end to such nefarious act is almost like putting a cat in charge of sharing fried meats, we know the outcome. However, we still try to sanitize our society, we can't let the setback of yesterday deter us from moving forward today.

Nigeria is one country that one needs to pray for the gift of the holy spirit to understand, things are wild over here.
Celebrities › Re: Damson Idris And Lori Harvey Break Up, Unfollow Each Other On Instagram by jojothaiv(m): 7:17pm On Nov 06, 2023
AMAUCHESKY:
grin grin grin >:
I'm out of nairaland prison

So for now I don't have any comment
Abeg run one yarnings na make we confirm something
Autos › Re: Cheap Cars On Carmart.ng: Top 5 Trending Bargain Cars On Carmart.ng This Week by jojothaiv(m): 5:50pm On Nov 06, 2023
mrjoeblinks:
Ehen?
.
So 5milla and above nai be cheap?
Dem go soon say poverty na our middle name because of this question wey you ask o.

Abeg, if na billionaire read my post no forget send me small thing make I take buy this cheap wheel.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (1 - 4) On 6th November 2023 by jojothaiv(m): 5:30pm On Nov 06, 2023
Over 0.5 and Tottenham to win.
Romance › Re: Netizens Blast Lady Who Exposed Herself To Delivery Man For Content (video) by jojothaiv(m): 5:29pm On Nov 06, 2023
Most of the skits/contents these days is just disguised porn.
Career › Re: Your employees don’t hate their jobs, they don’t just like you by jojothaiv(m): 5:27pm On Nov 06, 2023
Nazgul:
If you carry out a study on 100 average earning employees, and tell them to feel free to express themselves about their working conditions, their employer and their net pay. At the end of your study, you'll discover that more than 99% of the feedback you'd get from the workers would be against their employers.

The average Nigerian employee hates his employer.
Exactly...

The mantra is just hang in there, get paid and find something else
Music/Radio › Re: Wizkid’s Unexpected Music Break: Implications, Winners, Losers by jojothaiv(m): 5:26pm On Nov 06, 2023
Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!


Maybe this is my opportunity to take his place, who knows
Who knows?

A million dollar question. You have my best wishes.
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by jojothaiv(m): 2:18pm On Nov 06, 2023
23jerryking:
Why not backup your data somewhere else and do a factory reset, then during configuration chose Nigeria as your region.
Okay man
Politics › Re: Tinubu: Learn From Zambian President Hichilema - Daily Trust Editorial by jojothaiv(m): 12:10pm On Nov 06, 2023
successmatters:
You cannot give what you don't have.
Apt...
Sports › Re: Primate Elijah Ayodele Predicts EPL Results. Prediction Fails by jojothaiv(m): 8:39am On Nov 06, 2023
ybalogs:
Be like these bookies don hire men of their pocket knowing we believe these pastors more than ourselves in this country.
Anything is possible.

And the cash out go choke, either ways, it's a win for the house and supposedly house of 'god' the so called 'god' of men will also be smiling to the banks since the ignorance of the laity is revenue for the clergy.

Many fell for the bait and the house went with the bags.
Romance › Re: 12 Sets Of People You Must Never Have Sex With by jojothaiv(m): 7:34am On Nov 06, 2023
Hendrixky:
Dey play

Sex with married women is the sweetest

To hell with you and that fucking imaginary being up there in the sky called God
You see the problem with Nairalander, the OP expressed his opinion without resorting to slur or whatever but you choose to do so in your own wisdom just to drive home your point.

This is not good at all.
Romance › Re: 12 Sets Of People You Must Never Have Sex With by jojothaiv(m): 10:10pm On Nov 05, 2023
Just stay away from sex if you can, the few minutes of genitaliaa meeting no really worth am at most.

And no, this is no religious or moralistic views.

T for thanks.
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by jojothaiv(m): 10:06pm On Nov 05, 2023
23jerryking:
Did you choose India as your region during the configuration?
Nope.

That was how I met the phone, somebody gave it to me
Celebrities › Re: I Am Taking Four-Year Break From Music – Wizkid Reveals by jojothaiv(m): 9:30pm On Nov 05, 2023
Treasure17:
Wetin concern me.
Ethically!
Food › Re: Fonio: Could This Be A Cheaper Substitute For Rice? (Pictures) by jojothaiv(m): 9:29pm On Nov 05, 2023
mariahAngel:
We never see food chop belleful, na to feed fowl? grin
Leave am na make him dey cap..
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by jojothaiv(m): 9:00pm On Nov 05, 2023
genius43:
There is no Google Pay in Nigeria first of all.
Okay.

I've fixed it, thanks for reaching out.
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by jojothaiv(m): 8:08pm On Nov 05, 2023
Hello House,

I just got a Redmi Note 11 5G and I'm stuck here trying to attach my number to it and there is no drop down option to change the region. Any suggestion would be appreciated.

Politics › Re: SERAP Sues Tinubu Over Failure To Probe Missing $15bn, N200bn Oil Revenues by jojothaiv(m): 4:54pm On Nov 05, 2023
Waste of sues, nothing will come out of it.

No be Nigeria again?
Politics › Re: Asari Dokubo Warns Tinubu: “If You Do Not Correct Your One-Sided Appointment..." by jojothaiv(m): 4:50pm On Nov 05, 2023
You're a mumu man, dem never leave you...
Romance › Re: I Will Love & Worship My Husband - Nigeria Lady Berates Feminists For Hating Men by jojothaiv(m): 4:36pm On Nov 05, 2023
Abeggiii

In the voice of the resident but objective Nairaland feminazis.
Crime › Re: Man Caught On Camera Stealing Laptop At A Tech Event In Abuja by jojothaiv(m): 4:01pm On Nov 05, 2023
Zi:
I dont like that phrase "caught on camera" angry

Who is manning thay camera?
You pay huge amount of money to install CCTV, just to leave it unmanned?

Ordinarily, his face capture should automatically link security agents to his bio. But we don't have a national database.

So do yourself that favour and man your own equipment. It's much easier to catch the theif that way.
Most commercial banks and super markets are on this table, it's like most of 'em don't know the usefulness of CCTV.

I've been to over a dozen banks and it's still the same thing.

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