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Politics › Re: Government May Swap Abducted Kagara Schoolchildren For Arrested Bandits by jojothaiv(m): 7:36am On Feb 20, 2021
They should be specific and stop playing with words..

Government has swapped.......
We are only waiting for the breaking news...
Career › Re: The Unprecedented Story of Sowemimo Abiodun by jojothaiv(m): 8:40am On Feb 19, 2021
Obijulius:
Kudos man!

Legit pays people. Ignore the Yahoo bandwagon- I’ve never seen a wealthy yahoo boy!
Politics › Re: Oby Ezekwesili: Nigerians Enjoy And Believe They Deserve To Be Poorly Governed by jojothaiv(m): 8:39am On Feb 19, 2021
Hailers or Wailers,

We all know the true but make we continue dey catch cruise as per say na auto pilot we dey and believe say God dey...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Tim Boyd: Texas Mayor Resigns Over Power Failure And Facebook Post (Photo) by jojothaiv(m): 8:36am On Feb 19, 2021
yanabasee1:
In this side of the world.......It's a do or die situation.....



The people in charge will come back from the blackout to be given a presidential award for restoring the power.... Then some useless magazines will capture them and behind to write their unsellable profiles....



You see this Nigeria like this....The country no get head....
And some MOFOs here will sing their praise to high heavens, so tell me where is the hope...
Romance › Re: Dhaturhobogurl: Lady Who 'Ran Mad' After Her Boyfriend Proposed To Her, Speaks by jojothaiv(m): 6:18pm On Feb 16, 2021
Another reason why I hardly takes stuff seriously these days...

SOME THING FII BE CRUISE..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Leeds (4 - 2) On 14th February 2021 by jojothaiv(m): 8:21pm On Feb 14, 2021
Nairalandian:
I see Arsenal winning the 2020/21 EPL This I have seen
BEER PARLOUR ANALYSIS..
ANYWAY, WE ALL LIVE IN A MYSTERIOUS WORLD
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your Favorite Bible Quotation? by jojothaiv(m): 5:43pm On Feb 14, 2021
That I may know him, and the power of his resurrection, and the fellowship of his sufferings, being made conformable unto his death; If by any means I might attain unto the resurrection of the dead...


Philippians 3:10,11


When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.


1st Corinthians 13:11


I don't joke with those two verses and kudos to the OP take too, it summarize everything man is made for.
Career › Re: How Much Was The First Salary You Ever Earned? by jojothaiv(m): 5:35pm On Feb 14, 2021
15K...


And na brother don client gimme the job o, in case you dey think say no bi wetin your mind dey tell you, na Aluminum Windows o. It's more a decade now...
Politics › Re: EndSARS: Comedian, Mr Macaroni, Other Protesters Stripped, Tied (Pictures) by jojothaiv(m): 10:45pm On Feb 13, 2021
Nigeria ain't getting better anytime soon....


If you like be objective or sensible with your comments, those MOFOs in the high place no too bother..
Politics › Re: Police Brutality: I May Resign From Lagos Judicial Panel – Adegboruwa by jojothaiv(m): 10:40pm On Feb 13, 2021
AND SOME MOFOs, POTENTIAL MUGUs and WASHED UP OBJECTIVE THINKING OPONUs will still want to ask for a piece of evidence before they draw their useless conclusion..


Awon Uncle and Aunty Thomases lasan lasan....
Politics › Re: Jega: Patriotism Means To Stand By The Country Not By The President by jojothaiv(m): 10:33pm On Feb 13, 2021
Lagoon0:
grin to some folks buhari is the country and tinubu is Lagos.

God help people with chronic foolishness!
They are littered all over here...
Romance › Re: What's The Most Expensive, Shocking Or Embarrassing Val Gift You Ever Received? by jojothaiv(m): 10:17pm On Feb 13, 2021
PotatoSalad:
I don't receive gifts. Managed to ask someone why. They said I don't need them cos I can afford them.
Since then, we move.
I no dey give. I no wan receive.
Kitchen is loaded, tomorrow I'll prepare a tasty meal and spoil me with drinks and video games all day.
Romance › Re: What's The Most Expensive, Shocking Or Embarrassing Val Gift You Ever Received? by jojothaiv(m): 10:15pm On Feb 13, 2021
Bodyodour:
Actually, I pranked and disgraced the girl I gave a val gift to . I brought a new pack of phone, put a big stone inside and gave to her in public,in front of my class mates. She was so happy and excited as she was opening it but it turned to tears immediately she saw whats was inside it. Everyone started laughing and She was so embarrassed. She brought out the big stone to hit me but I ran for my dear life.

Before you bash me, know that this girl rejected me but she was willing to accept my val gift. Idiot girls undecided
Romance › Re: What's The Most Expensive, Shocking Or Embarrassing Val Gift You Ever Received? by jojothaiv(m): 10:13pm On Feb 13, 2021
Xenry:
Lol grin.
Well, Val no concern me at all. I even told my girl make she no disturb me that day—na me and the Boys go go flexing.
I don tire for that gender, she don dey vex for me already, but if she like make she park n go, it doesn't cost much to get a new one. tongue
Romance › Re: What's The Most Expensive, Shocking Or Embarrassing Val Gift You Ever Received? by jojothaiv(m): 10:12pm On Feb 13, 2021
BadRadio:
yea. I am not begging... and i dont have to call his name for him to do his fvcking job... I am giving seun contents...


seun sits at home and drinks wine and chew off grilled chicken... and Nairaland users use their precious time to brainstorm on what to write that'll make FP.

fvck that shit
Romance › Re: Val: Any Lady Not Satisfied With Flowers & Chocolates Not A Wife Material - Joro by jojothaiv(m): 10:00pm On Feb 13, 2021
gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

Absolutely I succumb. Val is showing love not giving money. Money and love are two different thing but some girls seems to equate the two out of thier myopic presumption.

Nigerians girls and thier stupid mentality about relationship. They think relationship is a work that they will be paid for. I was surfing through my news feed, boom I stop at this girl who posted an introduction post, that she need a partner, probably she was joking who knows but I strongly believe that is her True self. She said "The only thing that you can win my heart with is money". I was like this what am talking about, when I said some girls are not intelligent at all.
Thier logical brain part is altered.


Relationship is not an employment, it's a feeling/bond that occurs between two people who are willing to spend thier time together. Some girls don't know Love, what they know is money, what happened to jogging, reading, dancing, singing, praying, cooking together ? What happen to solving a problem, advising each other, debating on possible out comes to confront a situation? What happen to a "contented" dinner/gang out? What happen to " Any how babe we goan stick together what I need is your sincerity " ? What happened to so many things??

The only thing they seems not to forget is money, so pathetic!!!
Politics › Re: Police arrest Mr Macaroni at Lekki tollgate by jojothaiv(m): 3:17pm On Feb 13, 2021
capitalzero:
history of all hitherto existing societies is the history of class struggle-karl marx
VERY CORRECT.


in addition, the some of the common man folks (the proletariat) will never break away because they cherish the chains of slavery....
Business › Re: India Bans Cryptocurrencies, Gives Investors 6 Months To Liquidate Their Assets by jojothaiv(m): 3:08pm On Feb 13, 2021
mike8804:
government is for controlling the populace, any threat to that will be met with outright sanctions. bitcoin takes the financial power of the government on the people and give it back to the people.
Politics › Re: Calm At Lekki Toll Gate As Police Stop Planned Protest by jojothaiv(m): 3:06pm On Feb 13, 2021
Ovo200:
Never knew Lagos state has a police force as those displayed in lekki tollgate today.

Who can imagine a government ready to dialogue with terrorist but not ready to engage the youth.

I’m sorry, but I don’t want to be an emperor. That’s not my business. I don’t want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone - if possible - Jew, Gentile - black man - white. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other’s happiness - not by each other’s misery. We don’t want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone. And the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way.

Greed has poisoned men’s souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical. Our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery we need humanity. More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost….

The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men - cries out for universal brotherhood - for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world - millions of despairing men, women, and little children - victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people. To those who can hear me, I say - do not despair. The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed - the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish. …..

Soldiers! don’t give yourselves to brutes - men who despise you - enslave you - who regiment your lives - tell you what to do - what to think and what to feel! Who drill you - diet you - treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder. Don’t give yourselves to these unnatural men - machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts! You don’t hate! Only the unloved hate - the unloved and the unnatural! Soldiers! Don’t fight for slavery! Fight for liberty!

In the 17th Chapter of St Luke it is written: “the Kingdom of God is within man” - not one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you! You, the people have the power - the power to create machines. The power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure.

Then - in the name of democracy - let us use that power - let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world - a decent world that will give men a chance to work - that will give youth a future and old age a security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power. But they lie! They do not fulfil that promise. They never will!

Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people! Now let us fight to fulfil that promise! Let us fight to free the world - to do away with national barriers - to do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men’s happiness. Soldiers! in the name of democracy, let us all unite!

Transcript of Charlie Chaplin’s Final Speech in The Great Dictator
Politics › Re: Police Storm Lekki Toll Gate Ahead Of #OccupyLekkiTollGate Protest (Photos) by jojothaiv(m): 11:29pm On Feb 12, 2021
It has to been said, patapata una go faya, Our armed forces are purely agbaya...
Romance › Re: Kazakh Bodybuilder Whose Sex Doll Wife Broke, Now Wants To Mate With Chicken by jojothaiv(m): 11:27pm On Feb 12, 2021
advanceDNA:
If you talk now....they will say you are hating...
they will find one English and “phobia” in the front...


Okay naa....live and let live...let us shaa be looking as his sexual orientation is not disturbing any body..
YOU DON'T HAVE TO, THE WOKE ONES AMONG US WILL DO THE TALKING..
Celebrities › Re: Cardi B Val Message To Women: If He Buys You Flowers, Buy Him Grasses by jojothaiv(m): 8:37pm On Feb 12, 2021
Another big reason for some beings to upgrade their 'BAMBIALA' spirit in them.

If you like vex, e no consign me o
Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa Poses In Bed Ahead Of Valentine (Photo) by jojothaiv(m): 8:22pm On Feb 12, 2021
Dreyton36:
Am i the only one who don't find naked women attractive huh




Lights up my kpoli in peace
YOU GAZ HELP A BROTHER TOO, I GET LIGHTER FOR HERE
Politics › Re: David Hundeyin Wins The People Journalism Prize For Africa Award by jojothaiv(m): 10:24pm On Feb 11, 2021
Straight outta Badagry..

YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE THE SPIRIT...
Celebrities › Re: Idris Aloma Survives Ghastly Accident (Photos) by jojothaiv(m): 10:22pm On Feb 11, 2021
REMINDS ME OF BUGZY MALONE'S CASE TOO.

I AM GLAD HE TURN OUT TO MAKE HIM A BETTER GRIME ARTISTE..
Politics › Re: Bashir Ahmad To Femi Fani-Kayode: "Stay In Your Lane, Sir" by jojothaiv(m): 8:08pm On Feb 10, 2021
Racoon:
Lie! Never believe the words of any fucking politician. They are always talking the reversal of whatsoever they say or intend to say.
I've never trust one and now is not the best of time to try that. I'd channel my energy in playing BetNaija than to trust those MOFOs
Celebrities › Re: Pasuma Remembers Ayinde Barrister 10 Years After Death (Pix) by jojothaiv(m): 7:58pm On Feb 10, 2021
Where is Barry Jhay sef?
Politics › Re: #endsars: Lagos Demolishes Community Whose Residents Saw Lekki Tollgate Shooting by jojothaiv(m): 7:34pm On Feb 10, 2021
Our walk to freedom is no where near..
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija's Ike: It's Easier To Make Motivational Speeches When Life Favours You by jojothaiv(m): 8:10pm On Feb 09, 2021
lionness:
I’ve been going to XYZ church since 2003. I knew when the pastor a prolific motivational speaker started—knew when he was pastor plus drummer boy and his wife was the only choir in the church. Today; Baba don buy private jet, he can’t even count his properties and he keeps motivating we the hungry church members without any single support. Even for where some old members are hustling, he’s kicked them out and now turned that to business.

The plain truth is—my rubbish pastor didn’t grow his dream with just quotes, he required help of his church members in the form of donations. If I had collected substantial funds just like my pastor I will be richer than him today. The truth is, motivational speakers are only spewing BS. Most of them can’t go through half of what those they are pressing to are going through without financial assistance.

I think we should tell every single motivation speaker in Nigeria to kindly go to hell. What we need is funding. Nigerians are not lazy, we just don’t have the real motivation which is — cash! Any other form of motivation na Yahoo!
FANTA OR FIVE ALIVE..

PICK ONE AND YOU HAVE IT TOMORROW..
Romance › Re: A Lady Who Showed Off Her Man On Twitter Was Shocked At The Response She Got by jojothaiv(m): 7:01am On Feb 09, 2021
SKEPTA BULLET FROM A GUN.
Business › Re: Rice Seller's N400,000 Turns To Paper In Ogwashi-Ukwu, Delta State (Video) by jojothaiv(m): 6:59am On Feb 09, 2021
Can we wait for Logical and residential Nairaland scientists stance on this?

They should help us verify the claims and summarize their findings in brief and concise points.

Signed.
Compatibilist Association of Nigeria,
Uromi Branch, Edo State.
Politics › Re: Why Security Forces Can't Find Bandits Gumi Located - Adamu Garba by jojothaiv(m): 6:52am On Feb 09, 2021
..... said combative approach has not yielded any result since the country started its counter-insurgency and anti-banditry war over 10 years ago.

If this is coming from Garba, we can be rest assure that not all political appointees lie all the time. Remember, a certain demigod once said they have been technically defeated.....

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