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RomanceRe: Agbo: When Was The Last Time You Drank This? (Photo) by JONSYN7154: 9:19am On Nov 23, 2021
southniyikaye:
I no Sabi o
I dey suspect you grin grin
RomanceRe: Agbo: When Was The Last Time You Drank This? (Photo) by JONSYN7154: 5:28am On Nov 23, 2021
southniyikaye:
Reminds me of all those girls selling powdered herbs by the road side, they will force you take their number after buying the agbo
so afterwards what will happen? grin grin
RomanceRe: Advice Needed For My Brother. Please Help by JONSYN7154: 8:36am On Nov 20, 2021
Nilx:
You are just like your brother
Hahahahahahaha.

How is he like his brother?? grin grin grin
RomanceRe: I Want To Sleep With A White Woman. by JONSYN7154: 11:28pm On Nov 19, 2021
Nenye16:
Na person wey go hook me up to all this Senator and politicians I dey find like this oooo incase una get link forward am oooo
how much you go pay
HealthRe: My Boy Paid 50k and Collected Free STD... by JONSYN7154: 8:56pm On Nov 18, 2021
Chei!! shocked shocked
MISSCONGENIALITY:
Wow! You guys tried. At least he didn't pay for pussy only, he also got a gift to remember the girl by.
Tell him I hail o.
That's how you guys will be shouting all Nigerian girls are useless and yet pay huge amount of money for not just a Nigerian girl, but a community pussy.
Odimma. If you and your guy like make una dey there dey scratch, make una no go lab go find out the nature of the gist he got from his street babe.
If he has a girlfriend or a wife, he should do good and avoid her if not God will.punish him with more greater disease.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Gives Me Money & Foodstuff From Her Mum's Shop For Free; Help Pls! by JONSYN7154: 4:56pm On Nov 16, 2021
benuejosh:
it doesn't change the fact that she will still do same.
guy ladies like her are scares. Let him marry her.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Gives Me Money & Foodstuff From Her Mum's Shop For Free; Help Pls! by JONSYN7154: 4:45pm On Nov 16, 2021
benuejosh:
grin grin grin Make she the loot the bring am abi?
I said marry not girlfriend her.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Gives Me Money & Foodstuff From Her Mum's Shop For Free; Help Pls! by JONSYN7154: 2:33pm On Nov 16, 2021
Znation:
Hello nairalanders

Some people may say i'm lucky and would want to be in my position, but i really need ur advice..

My girlfriend mum have a very big provission shop, and u all know how it feels (that joy) to have such person daughther as your girlfriend.

She loves me so much that she can give me money, food stuff, all for free from their shop. infact, i don't even spend a kobo to buy anything again. All i do is just go to their shop, & collect whatever i want.

If i meet her mum when i want to buy something, i'll pay her. But if i give her N500, she will give me change of even N2000 and ask me to go. And i don't argue with her so that her mum won't notice. I will just collect the money and go.

If i call her on phone that i'm hungry, only God can tell the things she will bring for me withing just 20 minutes of calling her..

She's spending so much on me, and i think i need advice.

I thought i was a lucky man b4, but the thing is too much 4 me.

nairalanders, What should i do?
What to do? Just marry ASAP. Her type are hard to find
Nairaland GeneralRe: Please Help Interpret My Dream Someone by JONSYN7154: 12:19pm On Nov 16, 2021
BestRicePlug28:
exactly, that's why a psycho like u was never expected to drop your nofucks bullshit idea on my post, my post was for intelligent minds not your ojukokoro ojuju ekwuensu mind. Babalawo get lost from here before I release holy ghost fire for your head this early morning. grin grin



Bye.
RomanceRe: I Want To Sleep With A White Woman. by JONSYN7154: 10:58am On Nov 16, 2021
AlphaMale666:
I'm done with these Nigerian girls. Their pussy stinks! angry And all have terrible hygiene. Ive never slept with a white woman and I want to so badly. They're so sexy! Especially those blonde ones. Pls someone should hook me up with one. The good looking ones o, cus I know they're very ugly unattractive white women.
I can hookn you up with one albino. She's a white lady. grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Some Popular Celebrities You Might Not Know Are Related To Each Other by JONSYN7154: 10:54am On Nov 16, 2021
MISSCONGENIALITY:
Good morning
I'll call you later.

Am at the hospital.
CelebritiesRe: Some Popular Celebrities You Might Not Know Are Related To Each Other by JONSYN7154: 10:48am On Nov 16, 2021
MISSCONGENIALITY:
You Sha know I did not lie.
yea! yea!!
CelebritiesRe: Some Popular Celebrities You Might Not Know Are Related To Each Other by JONSYN7154: 5:59am On Nov 16, 2021
MISSCONGENIALITY:
Buhari/Osinbanjo are father and son..you forgot to add them. Are they not celebrities too?
. grin

MISSCONGENIALITY.
PhonesRe: Iranian Hackers Targeting Telcos In Nigeria, NCC Warns by JONSYN7154: 10:16pm On Nov 15, 2021
Am not surprise. Pantami's handiwork.
PoliticsRe: Borno Teacher Narrates Encounter At ISWAP Checkpoint by JONSYN7154: 9:53pm On Nov 15, 2021
Angelfrost:
East is already fine and coping well with IPOB...

Let's set in motion the splitting of this nation, since Buhari and his inept service chiefs have decided to be unfortunate.
I seat down dey look
PoliticsRe: Borno Teacher Narrates Encounter At ISWAP Checkpoint by JONSYN7154: 3:35pm On Nov 15, 2021
Tranquillity360:
From the story the Iswap terrorists are more civil than Nigeria terrorist army in dealing with civilians.

In East Nigeria army are killing innocent
people and burning Houses.





I will choose Iswap over Nigeria terrorist army,but it must remain in north.




Allah to all Iswap.
It must not remain in the north o. It must spread to the east since you choose them over Nigerian Army. grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Gov Ortom Is Our Son, We're Proud Of Him - Pastor Adeboye, Wife (VIDEO) by JONSYN7154: 3:19pm On Nov 14, 2021
Malory:
Yes because he torments Buhari on a daily basis and we love him for that
My governor, the buhari tormentor.
RomanceRe: Abuja Peeps Help Out by JONSYN7154: 8:11pm On Nov 11, 2021
thaplugg:
Any idea on the pricing there.
can't say.
RomanceRe: Abuja Peeps Help Out by JONSYN7154: 6:02pm On Nov 11, 2021
thaplugg:
Yeah if there's any a corper can afford.
go to Roses hotel at area 1. That place is good.
CelebritiesRe: Neymar Shows Off His ₦10bn Mercedes Helicopter & New Batman Haircut by JONSYN7154: 10:06am On Nov 11, 2021
ObiaboAdoka:
How many time una go post dis topic here.
oyi, tell them
RomanceRe: Abuja Peeps Help Out by JONSYN7154: 8:20am On Nov 11, 2021
thaplugg:
I'd be heading back to kogi next day.
is it hotel you want?
RomanceRe: Abuja Peeps Help Out by JONSYN7154: 6:12am On Nov 11, 2021
thaplugg:
Hello guys i am currently looking for a room in apo abj to stay for a day. Please id need suggestions and how much its gonna cost. Thanks my first time coming here.
why for a night?
RomanceRe: Leave Abroad Men Alone!! by JONSYN7154: 4:57pm On Nov 10, 2021
Lollittaa:
reply my DM
reply my DM too.
PoliticsRe: Protest Against IPOB As Nnamdi Kanu Appears In Court Today (Pictures) by JONSYN7154: 3:58pm On Nov 10, 2021
DOTian:
The money wasted to rent this hungry crowd can be used to build a primary school somewhere in this country..
somewhere in daura,katsina state grin
CrimeRe: Man Dumps Concubine’s Body Inside Bush, Claims She Died After Sex by JONSYN7154: 11:11am On Nov 09, 2021
Yoruba demon
CelebritiesRe: Miss Health Africa, Queen Famaren Lilian Kohol Releases Photos To Mark Birthday by JONSYN7154: 6:56am On Nov 09, 2021
pretydiva:
Must you show the world your sagging boobs??
is the that breast sag? I don't think so.
CrimeApplication For The Post Of A Prisoner by JONSYN7154(op): 6:52am On Nov 09, 2021
#1000 Ali Akilu Road
Kaduna
08/11/2018
The President
Federal Republic of Nigeria
Abuja - Nigeria

Through;

The Minister of Information
Federal Minister of Information
Abuja - Nigeria

Sir,

APPLICATION FOR THE EXALTED POSITION OF A PRISONER

With reference to your amazing revelation that El-Zak Zaky is fed with 3.5million naira monthly and the other equally amazing revelation by the Minister of Interior, General Danbazau, that 14k is used to feed one prisoner a day, I wish to apply most honourably for the position of a prisoner in any of the prisons where this 14k is used to feed the inmates. I am a harmless person and ordinarily I have no business with the prisoners and would never have any reason to sleep there, but with the "good" life the prisoners are enjoying under this regime, and considering that the daily feeding per prisoner costs only 4k less than the national monthly minimum wage, I have decided to submit myself for consideration to enable me enjoy with the inmates.

I am sure you will soon see more applications than you can handle after giving my application a favourable consideration. You may wish to be sending 10k of my own portion of 14k daily to my GTB Account of 0021732123 and use the balance of 4k to feed me. I always love to use JW wine when I eat. Please I am not comfortable with anything other than Bottled water.

I have studied up to first degree and am currently enrolled for an MSc programme. Find attached copy of my curriculum vitae.

I look forward to your invitation for interview.

Yours faithfully,

Jonsyn
RomanceApplication For The Post Of A Prisoner by JONSYN7154(op): 6:12am On Nov 09, 2021
#1000 Ali Akilu Road
Kaduna
08/11/2018
The President
Federal Republic of Nigeria
Abuja - Nigeria

Through;

The Minister of Information
Federal Minister of Information
Abuja - Nigeria

Sir,

APPLICATION FOR THE EXALTED POSITION OF A PRISONER

With reference to your amazing revelation that El-Zak Zaky is fed with 3.5million naira monthly and the other equally amazing revelation by the Minister of Interior, General Danbazau, that 14k is used to feed one prisoner a day, I wish to apply most honourably for the position of a prisoner in any of the prisons where this 14k is used to feed the inmates. I am a harmless person and ordinarily I have no business with the prisoners and would never have any reason to sleep there, but with the "good" life the prisoners are enjoying under this regime, and considering that the daily feeding per prisoner costs only 4k less than the national monthly minimum wage, I have decided to submit myself for consideration to enable me enjoy with the inmates.

I am sure you will soon see more applications than you can handle after giving my application a favourable consideration. You may wish to be sending 10k of my own portion of 14k daily to my GTB Account of 0021732123 and use the balance of 4k to feed me. I always love to use JW wine when I eat. Please I am not comfortable with anything other than Bottled water.

I have studied up to first degree and am currently enrolled for an MSc programme. Find attached copy of my curriculum vitae.

I look forward to your invitation for interview.

Yours faithfully,

Jonsyn
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Cobra I Killed In My Sitting Room Yesterday (Pictures) by JONSYN7154: 11:56am On Nov 08, 2021
Number2:
We found it in our sitting room. I am still wondering till today how it got there.

I'm suspecting that it is a cobra because it raised it head like one ready to attack, before I struck it with a wood.
sent by APC members. grin grin
TravelRe: Which Country Can One Relocate To With ₦3 Million? by JONSYN7154: 11:54am On Nov 08, 2021
Adex2442:
Which country can one relocate to with 3m naira ?? pls no african countries pls
Katsina. Buhari's country grin grin
RomanceRe: MARITAL MISTAKE CAN LEAD ONE TO AN EARLY GRAVE-MY EXPERIENCE by JONSYN7154: 7:53am On Nov 07, 2021
Tracypacy:
Marriage is not something you manage If you are already walking on egg shells when you are with him, don't marry o. I have been there and its not a good experience. He constantly reminded me that his mother had over 8 children and suffered alone to train them and do house chores
just because i told him we will require a house help since I won't be doing domestic chores everyday whenever I have a full production week. He lacked communication skills and instead of telling me when I offend him. He will rather carry grudges like satan and punish me emotionally. I will beg for my sins and the sins of the world.Which man in love ignores 39 missed calls from a woman he claims to love huh? . He had a 9 year old daughter and hid it from me.I found out in the most casual and painful way.I would have treated that child like my daughter,but why hide it from me?. I talked about him running a genotype test because I am AS and since he claims AA when he said he used to be AS ,ain't it better,we redo a test in another hospital?.

He preferred to call off the wedding plans. No matter how you try to make up excuses with love. An abuser is an abuser. I was engaged, my friends were happy but I was miserable.I lacked peace of mind. Should marriage be this way ? I never enter and e be like this?. I didn't have a dime.I was dependent on him and the little money I got from sewing for people. I thought about starting all over again and it affected my self esteem. I was a depressed bitter woman. When he left,I was bitter, little did I know that It was God who saved me from an impending doom. Not everyone will be lucky. Maybe I would have been a single mother with a child and no penny in her account.

Single woman, Hear me!...Never settle for less .... I may not have a man now to call my own but I am happy!..very happy!
My parents do not lack,even though daddy is retired ....I take care of them and I ensure everyone is catered for. .. I once asked him if he will ever relocate to my location if I had a good job that fetches money more than he does,he said NEVER!. Most men in their quest for headship lose out.
You earn 30k in Abuja and wifey earns 500k in Lagos, so wife will resign to join you and your miserable 30k because you are the HUSBAND and HEAD. Arth thou not a FOOL?.

Now the EX is regretting,he said he hasn't found a woman like me and I assured him he will never find. My type is LIMITED EDITION. We are scarce and not just for any man. I AM A GOOD WOMAN, AN ASSET TO ANY MAN provided he treats me right, yes,ask GOD, he knows this too.So ladies,love with sense,peace of mind is what money can never buy. Na me talk am. If he is rich and treats you like shit, he is not worthy to be called a husband. If he is poor and doesn't treat you well, I pity your condition because even when he makes the money, you won't be treated well. If his family doesn't like you, don't marry him,you will be miserable. There is a lot I wanna say but this pos
Wait,let the biological clock tick.
Wait for a good man to come ...don't marry a wicked person to pepper your friends.
Don't marry a selfish man who thinks about his family only. If my husband cannot care for my family the same way I will care for his own family ,then he doesn't deserve me. Note that there is no perfect man. but at least be sure he falls into what you desire in a man.
Don't ever make a mistake of thinking he will change when you marry him ..You are not the holy spirit..
MARITAL MISTAKE CAN LEAD ONE TO AN EARLY GRAVE
am touched from this your experience
RomanceRe: The Real Pictures Of The People In All Our Naira Notes (Pictures) by JONSYN7154: 5:04am On Nov 06, 2021
Jeremani:
Wetin u come be now?
she come become olosho now grin grin

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