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samonak:
They way this administration is so fixated on taxes and tariff. With time they'll start charging men for having erections.

chei!!

samonak:
No be Juju be that?

Na juju o

HitRun:
I_can_do journalism

I tink say na only me see am o.

Primary 4 pupils can write more than the OP

samonak:
No be small thing oh! Enough pepper soup things for some peeps

that one na disgusting pepper soup o.

In 2dace voice you're " olila" (fool).

EnemyofGod22:
I'm Planning To Lay Claims To My Baby Girl My Girlfriend Gave To Another Man.

Here is my true life story
My name is Samuel, from Benue state, Idoma language.

Last year November 2020 I met this girl from Akwa Ibom state, we both live in pH, before I woo her, I asked her if she had a boyfriend, she said no. She told me that her boyfriend broke her heart, they are no longer together. I said okay, I love her and I want her to be my girlfriend which she said yes, she loves me too, from that day on we became friend. On 9th of November, I invited her to my house which she came, we had great time together, we had malaton sex that day, each day by day our relationship growing stronger.

Fast forward to December Christmas day, I called her to come to my house, she told me she's going to her elder sisters house to assist her prepare Christmas food, I said okay, then after Christmas on 27 December she came to my house we again had great time together. She stayed in my house for four days before she went back to her house.

One day I visited her in her house, I met her with a guy, they are almost fighting each other. Immediately she saw me she left the guy and met me. I asked her who the guy is? She told me it was that her first boyfriend, She said the guy nearly beat her because of me. She again said the guy is angry with her because of me. I said okay if she love the guy let them continue their relationship, she said no, it is me she loves and she can't continue the reletionship with him. She told me we should go to my house that night which we went to my house, one thing lead to another, we had great sex till day break.

Fast forward to January

On second week of January this year, she came to my house and told me that she missed her period. I took her to pharmacy and did some tests and the result came out she is pregnant. She asked me what is she going to do with the Pregnancy? I told her to keep the Pregnancy, but she said no she's going to abort it, then I told her if she has ever done abortion before she should not try this baby because it will going to back fire on her, she confessed said yes, she has done one abortion before, but what I told her now really entered her and she will not abort it again.

On the 3rd week of January, she came to my house and said I'm not the one responsible for her pregnancy. I was mad at her, I was thinking she was joking, but she said she is serious about it. Then I asked her who is responsible for the pregnancy? She told me that it was that her first boyfriend that is responsible for it. I asked her how is she sure it was that guy that got her pregnant? When on November, December and January we do have sex almost every day? And again I took her to one private hospital and did some normal test, the result came out she was pregnant from first week of January that day as she saw the result she said she is confused about the whole thing.

On first week of February, I was already prepared to take her to her parents for introduction and possibly pay some bride price, only for her to come to my house and insist that the boy responsible for her pregnant. One thing I discovered is that, the boy is financially stable than me, that's why she chose the boy over me and the boy's mother has hospital according to her, while my own parents are in the village.

Despite the fact she claimed I'm not the one responsible for her pregnant she is still coming to my house we do have sex, and bath together and eat together she keep telling me she loves me. I asked her if she truly love me as she said why did she carry my pregnant give another man? She said the woman always has the final said who give her pregnant.

Fast forward On MAY, that is, the pregnancy was 5months, she came to my house midnight I asked her why did she come to my house? She said she had misunderstanding with the guy and the guy is threatening to beat her, she went straight to my bed and lie down, removed all her clothes naked and said let air touch her, I told her what she is doing is not good if she knows truly the pregnant is not mine, why is she coming to my house and lie down naked? I tried as much as possible to send her away but she refused to go and kept telling me she loves me.

She asked me which baby do I like her to born? I told her, baby boy, she again asked me which name do I like to name the baby? I name him (OCHE) OCHE means King in Idoma language, every day we keep calling each other and when I called her, I always called her mama OCHE which she does called me back baba OCHE.

Some time I do send her some money to take care of herself.

To cut the long story short, she gave birth in September, but unfortunately it was a baby girl she born. The day she born, the next day she called me and informed me about the baby, which she even snapped the baby and sent it to me on Whatsapp.

Before I forget, again on last Sunday of July midnight she came to my house, I asked her why did she come to my house with 7 months Pregnancy? She said her boyfriend make her angry and with annoyance she even told him he is not responsible for the Pregnancy, the guy is mad at her. When I was about to sleep, she started making move for sex, I stopped her several times but she refused keep trying until I fell for it, we latter had sex again.

Matured men and women in the house please advise me on what to do, because I'm planning to lay claim of the baby.

Sorry for so many typo,error in the write up.


mod please push this to front page.

oiyi, abole?

Did you say you're idoma?

Idoma people are not suegbe like you.

You must be IGEDE that's why your mumu no get grade.

You be capital OLILA.
You are a disgrace to Idoma nation.

Obakpo kocho.

As your Monika implies that's why GOD is dealing with you.

I can see that Ooni is a puppet in the hand of the Hausa.

Nigerian unity is negotiable.


QED!!

isaiah4life:
Zuze.

How I arrived at my answer.

The second letter after the first letter are vowel letters. So, the first son has "A", the second son has "E", the third son has "I", the fourth son "O"and the fifth son will automatically have "U".

A E I 0 U

Therefore, the last son name will be ZUZE


Should I drop my account number to claim my prize? Abeg Christmas don set reach and sapa dey.

Base on English consonant

kunlesehan:
So this guy kept calling my colleague in my precious office. He needed a job!

Often times, he would come around and then he will seen him off.

After a while, I asked him why he isn’t helping the guy because they looked too good as friends and also there were few openings. He is one of the recruitment head; more than capable of securing him a job even in another offices. There was no substantial reason.

Then, I thought he knew best, reason why he wasn’t helping his friend.

I left the office afterwards, only to see this same guy ‘show up’ in my present office for an interview.

I was so much interested in his stuffs, due to the fact that I know him to have been in search of job since my time in my last office.

When I saw his CV, I realized that he carried the same surname as that of my colleague in my previous office. That made me to ask him questions and he informed me that they were cousins. I was so surprised.

I went ahead assisting my little way and making sure he gets a position with us.

And for all the time he was with us. He was super great before he later traveled out.

That made me wondered why his cousin do not want to help.

Well, I just had to conclude that there are people who do not want others to leave the ‘state’ they are.

There is a saying, when a Blackman gets to the top, he kicks away the ladder, so that no one else gets to the top.

Author:
Oluwanishola Akeju

Cousins see competitor while stranger see potential in someone.

Candidlady:
Are you going to eat 'em?

if yes! Can you also eat dogs?

if yes! What bout cats can you eat 'em

if yes! Then am sure you have eaten human beings before!

EMEKUSBOY9:


Bad guy...

german89:
Good morning , good day to my fellow dudes and babes.
May God see us tru in these race to becoming financially successful or freedom LEGITIMATELY . Amen.

This is for those that are willing to work in a multi international company in Burkina Faso, Mali, Sierra lone, ivory coast and maybe Ghana.
6hrs duty
Saturday is half day
Sunday is off
Requirements. International passport or NIN
Age:18yrs and above.
Wages/Salary : 250dollars every week and hopefully bonuses on Wednesdays depending on ur performance.
Plz don't send 1kobo to me. No I don't need it.
Mine is to guide u on how to locate any of the branches above mentioned.
Dm via my email for more information /Details if ur interested and it's for SERIOUS ONES PLEASE.
We Grow By Lifting Others.
IFEDIMMA......

You want lure them from Nigeria so they can harvest their body part abi?

Your plan no go work.

There's a place befitting for King and Queen, an altitude that only eagle can attain. That's where you all belong. A class of nobles ahead of the crowd.

Happy new month to all of you.

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mosdii:
It's Match Day Tomorrow

C'mon Blues

KTBFFH

In mosdii's voice.

All blues are useless...All of them

ajumma:
imagine Igede kom the form level?
surprise

am telling you fa.

Can you imaging!!

You wrote your glorious name across the heaven and it read ELOHIM - the creator.
You pronounced your holy name to your people and it was YAHEWEH- Lord or relationship.
You spoke your lovely name into fears and conflicts and it was JEHOVAH SHALOM- The Lord our peace.
Lord Jesus, thank you for today.

FirefliesSun:
we have known each other for over 15 years.

still mind your business even if you have known her fro 30 decades.

Ekealterego:
Wow! what is controversial about my post? Did you read what I wrote? I was only giving you insights on how to make your thread more lively with contents and clear the first controversies.

he doesn't hold waters. Am an idoma man and what he say is false.

God1000:
The moderator should please push this to front page abeg.
I'm writing this to address some falsehood, misapprehension and misinformation out there regarding igede tribe because when you mention benue state, there's this erroneous assumption that benue comprises of Tiv and idoma only, maybe due to inadequate information about other minorities. I'm proudly an igede guy, So please read.

Let's start here, Igede tribe is located in benue with two local government areas of oju and obi with a population of nearly 1million industrious people, we have rich culture and tradition, our main occupation is farming, we grow and export all kinds of staple food such as garri, yam, rice, potatoes, cassava, millet etc and perishable food items as well.
Our cultural festival is celebrated every September with funfair.


Though We're not on a par with Tiv and idoma politically, but we have had some prominent people in the past, some igede juggernauts include
1. Ode Ojowu, Chief Economic Adviser to President Obasanjo and CEO National Planning Commission.
2. Oga Okwoche, Former Nigerian Ambassador to France.
3. Peter Okwoche, host of the BBC Focus on Africa TV news magazine programme and the former/late deputy governor of benue state chief ogiri ajene who served under governor akume between 1999-2007.
Today there's hardly any faculty or department in benue state university and federal university of agriculture Makurdi where you will not find igede prodigy occupying a prestigious position, we have uncountable professors teaching in various higher institutions across the country.
Indeed igede sons and daughters have made tremendous strides, but those remarkable feats are not enough, we will continue to aspire higher and higher because right now we produce one house of rep member which Is inequitable considering our population, we need more local governments for the sake of equity and fairness.

Tiv produces the governor and two senators from zone A and zone B while idoma and igede produce one senator from zone C, zone C senator has always been idoma.
Tiv tribe being the fourth largest ethnic group in Nigeria has the numeric advantage over igede and idoma, but we need to discard the born to rule mentality whether at the national or state level because it is dangerous to the concept of democracy.
The story of former American president Barack Obama and goodluck Jonathan is a testament of the government of the people, by the people and for the people, what we need are men and women of goodwill that will bring good governance, listen to the yearning and aspirations of the people and deliver dividends of democracy. Igede has such intellectuals with expertise.

Igede tribe is bigger than some sovereign/independent countries and islands in the world.
Here are some countries with little population.

1 Cape Verde 561,898
2 Maldives 543,617
3 Malta 442,784
4 Brunei 441,532
5 Belize 404,914
6 Bahamas 396,913
7 Iceland 343,353
8 Vanuatu 314,464
9 Barbados 287,711
10 Sao Tome And Principe 223,368
11 Samoa 200,149
12 Saint Lucia 184,400
13 Kiribati 121,392
14 Micronesia 116,254
15 Grenada 113,021
16 Saint Vincent And The Grenadines 111,263
17 Tonga 106,760
18 Seychelles 98,908
19 Antigua And Barbuda 98,731
20 Andorra 77,355
21 Dominica 72,167
22 Marshall Islands 59,610
23 Saint Kitts And Nevis 53,544
24 Monaco 39,511
25 Liechtenstein 38,250
26 San Marino 34,017
27 Palau 18,169
28 Tuvalu 11,931
29 Nauru 10,87

Marginalisation, intolerance and nepotism are bad practices, noisome and unholesome act, it is time to do what is right by giving everybody a chance instead of political expediency.
Igede should be given ministerial slot and other federal government appointments.

I believe igede should produce the next governor in benue state come 2023, it is very much feasible with the support of Tiv and idoma.
The current hostility between igede and Tiv which has claimed so many lives is unfortunate, we shouldn't be at variance and loggerheads because of land, not seeing eye to eye isn't what benue needs, we can't make headways with antagonism, disharmony and dissention.
I call on governor Orton to address the issue diligently.
Joseph Egbodo
The moderator should please do the needful.
https://www./480257455447889/permalink/2166976353442649/?app=fbl

Guy am FBI (FULL BLOODED IDOMA) And my village is behind Joy FM (OBAGANYA) I disagree with with you wholeheartedly. IGEDE are idoma QED

ajumma:
Igede are traitors & recalcitrant folks
after given post of Ochi idoma,
they came back to claim of not being an idoma.


igede & biafra 5& 6

ainya choo.
Habo olila oma ta

ObiaboAdoka:
Amen ooo.

oyi, abole? Adoka Bea?

Agbehi ba?

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Wait o. Nigeria want rent plane take do business for the same country where one state and some individuals can have more than 5planes? Who do they want to tent from? Cos I know some of them will use their stolen money, buy plane and rent to the government. And they will be collecting the rent the same way someone is collecting rent for Asorock.
Nigeria government I raise my left breast for una.

chei!! Which one be left breast kwanu?

You nailed it.

Thumbs up.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
They are into hookup too. Both single and married. Again, they forget that alit of people bother male and female and going into hookup because sex sells more than food and clothings. After business politics, is business sex. Those two businesses sell very well. Guys do sex buying and selling as well as girls. But when they come online, they sound as if the girls doing hookup are hooking up with trees.
They make the demand high.
What's even the need having a man who doesn't value you for being famale but will still go out and hook up with a woman he will pay just to ejaculate. Still come back and look down on your cos you don't demand for anything and still does cleaning and cooking for him for those how have that kind of energy cos menu never even cook for myself.

MOSDII where art thou?

Ekakamba:

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Me: yaro ya dai?

Child: lafiya lau malam.

Me: mai ka chi yau?

Child: banchi komai ba, baba da mama ne kawai sun chi gindi.

Me:
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hahahahahah.
Gindi?

I can't stop laughing

Truvelisback:
If he deposited a girl and a girl child came out, why do they resemble the mother and carries the traits of their mother?

if you ask me na hu I go ask??

Truvelisback:
I know a man who almost sent his wife packing for giving birth to 4 Girls. The man was very mad when he heard the 4th child was a girl.

he deposited a girl sperm and a girl child came out.

Nenye16:
Na person wey go hook me up to all this Senator and politicians I dey find like this oooo incase una get link forward am oooo

how much go be my share?