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vic224real:
Dear ammyluv2002,
Firstly, I will like to use this medium to commend and appreciate the good work you have been doing on this section. Taking your time all day and even staying awake at night most times to make sure someone you don't even know out there get a job that can better their living. God bless you!

Secondly, am in dare need of your help. I live in Abuja nd I need a job. I have a very good and wide experience in the following position; Secretary ( Personal Secretary, Executive Secretary, Board Secretary) Receptionist, Customer Care Services, and Personnel Assistant.
Please help me out. God will continue to reward you abundantly!

Thanks!!

Go and take now. Lol

Great omission, op should have stated how old he was. That was an obituary announcement for crying out loud. RIP, and my condolences

How does vagabond describe the wife behaviour or outbursts? Is vagabonds not those that roam aimlessly about, without direction, focus and positive action?

So Jamb registration number has become a requirement for Job applications. Not only for writing Jamb exams again. Na wao.

tossedbae:
Inlove with his money rather


Don jazzy pls look my side too incase

You? That is in Hell? Hell lossed, Don Jazzy trouble don burst.

Am I the only one thinking that this information is an imagination of some people who want to see their reaction to the fraud.

Nothing like this will ever happen, quote me. The guy better stay away than wooing anyone or he wants to be killed with clubs on a street if he dares.

aibaybay:
If you are not ammy why don't u keep ur opinion to itself.
If she didn't answer must you answa for her, pls be very careful dat u are not trying to curse anyone with wat u have written, because unemployment is not fun, do u think the poster did not think before posting the earlier comment Have u been in their shoes since their time of graduation? You should learn and practise empathy and not know it all ness o, there are so many better and kinder ways u could have expressed yourself without resorting to cursing anyone to remain unemployed, that is a harsh and wicked thing to try to do, considering that you know nothing of the person, u also need to think before u talk bcoz no one made u Ammys spokesperson or called you into the matter. Others ask for help openly so why shouldn't we if anything can be done? Have u been writing letters and editing CVS for the poster to know how frustrating it can be not getting call backs?. Who told u the people haven't been applying for jobs, so they will just sit down n fold their arms? Waiting for a job Its mostly man know man that applies in Nigeria and brings jobs swiftly, its not tge only way but its an established way, and its a sad reality that many are facing bcoz some have even been denied jobs because of this, so no one knows where any ones favor can come from hence no option should be ruled out so far as its not illegal. If Ammy can help, she will and she will say so if she wants to because she has her right to answer and if not the same stance also applies, but just keep ur opinion to yourself if you are not being asked for help or you don't have any help to offer to others.

Why all these and long explanation for the OP, who would have gotten my point. I never intended being harsh, and sorry if it looks that way.

For goodness sake, ammy and others here are applicants just like the poster. Ammy is not distributing job offers rather using her time, energy and resources to post job advertisements here for those seeking for employment. I think the poster doesn't know and probably you the defender. This your role is rather unnecessary to me.

Tell me how ammy and co will put hand in his matter? To write applications for him, or give him what she does not have? Tell me. The poster ought to be thankful for using this platform and the contributions of ammylove, xsmile, etc and better his luck than thinking wrongly or having a wrong notion which can prolong his misery. Enough of you quoting this now please

jellea:
graduated since 2014, done with NYSC in April 2016, yet no job. @ammyluv2002 and other good people, put hand for my matter naah.

Put hand, how please? They should write applications and submit for you? The one she had done and keep doing is not enough for you? Did they tell you she is the owner of all the company jobs being advertised here? Except you just can't comprehend that it's job vacancies around Abuja that are posted here, the reason you may remain unemployed till you can open your eyes and understand.

From what I observed from the pictures of the room, It's most likely a one bedroom apartment/flat, or one room face me I face you, a young guy who can't afford a bed as the mattress is on the bare floor. No table, glass cups were on a tray placed on the floor. Most likely he has no refrigerator as there is a water dispenser which should have been placed in a sitting room if there was,,.....

Now see the woes she has brought upon the family, who most probably would not know she went fucking, or she added the frolicking to an errand sent by the parents, or she was supposed to be in school but had been into such camping away from school. Many alluding credence and analyses can be made on this fatal love scene. As a parent i feel traumatized about this, and why should life be wasted like this. Obviously what the devils gives those who don't know God is to kill them. You who is reading me or who may quote me later, what is life to you, and how are you spending it?

jonaifame22:
Naija gals have big eyes and big mouth, infact they love everything big and it's not as if they're big them selves, when a nigger chats them up and they divert and go sexual the gal will start to exclaim that she loves big cassava and when it's time for her receive 2 the big cassava she said she likes, wahala will jus start.


Things I've learnt abt gals that claim they love big cassava are highlighted below.



1) The real lovers of the big cassava are not loud abt it, infact they are very gentle and when u see them u'll think that if u deep two fingers inside their pvssy they'll die, buh in the real sense,they can take any kind of cassava even if ur's has graduted frm cassava to yam tuber, I swear they are up to the task, that was how one day I met one gal by name blessing in 2011 she was in ss2 and I lured her to the house the next day so I wanted to fvck her buh she was not playing along buh after some few lectures frm me to her, I succesfully plucked her pants frm her waist and then I climbed on her like she's a mango tree as soon as I put my dick inside her, I swear her pvssy swallowed my dick like a snake swallowing a rat and I did not hear pim frm her mouth, chai all through my affair wth her I treated her wth respect cos she's great in fact she's very very great.


2) Most of the gals who claim they love big cassava dnt really hve what it takes to handle one when they come in contact wth a big cassava, I guess they jus enjoy the thrill of standing face to face wth a big cassava and eyeing it like a most prized posession infact they Jus like to hold it in their sinful hands like it's their mobile phone and occasionally squeeze it like an orange to know maybe their's iron inside it and to fantasize about it like it's a bedtime story, infact so many dirty thought races through their mind when they see a big cassava. God help them


3)Most of the gals that say they love big cassava always feel that they will die when they imagine the cassava they see going in and out of their pvssy like wizkid going frm lagos to london, infact if u wan2 to see the serious face of a gal who says she loves big cassava, jus tell her that u want to put the cassava inside her butthole, the way she will look at u ehn can be likened to the way ur parents looks at u when u were a child and u entered in2 the parlour when they are discussing something wth a guest and no child is supposed to be their. These gals are all liars they shout they love big cassava jus to look tough and wild and when u eventually catch them on bed and u're trying to penetrate them they'll be shoutn the name of jesus as if ur cassava is a demon and they're expectn it to be subdued by the name of the lord.


4) Gals dnt like big cassava for the pvssy they jus like to have it in their mouth,they wanna roll their tongue around it , they wanna nibble at it wth their lips, they wanna play wth it using their teeth, they wanna hold it and smack it against their lips, they jus wanna play wth it like it's their best friend, they jus wanna kneel on both legs like someone talkn to God and pop the dick in their mouth like codeine and get high baskn in the euphoria of dickoquine and cassavalin, infact they wanna look at it sternly at the way the veins are clustered around the cassava like indome on a spoon. Hmmmmmmmmmm our gals sha, may they not look at wat will blind them in jesus name.


Our ladies are not sure what they want buh we will give them anything they want, dick, money, smoochn. Jus name it. I for one I live to please the ladies.



Guy do u live to please the ladies too?

You just wrote about your experience.

GreenPlumes:
Then stop criticizing what you don't understand.

Don't know your point, since you insist on that usage, here is my argument....



Present indicative: Right now I quit.

Past indicative: Yesterday I quit.

Past participle: I (have) quit.

U.S. English generally doesn’t use quitted.

UsingEnglish.com has a useful list of irregular English verbs, including a printable PDF version.

Thanks for the request to answer.

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GreenPlumes:
Use goggle and give us screenshots of your claim.

I don't use google for everything please.

KillerBeauty:
Wow are you a fan of Tuesday Lobsang Tampa?

Lobsang Rampa please!!! But watch all you read, some people here are agents of darkness.

and I quitted when the ovation was loudest. "

An orator?

Using a wrong tense. Post full of pride and innuendos.

Acasian:
lAye Mohammed!! the f*ck...his scrutum has turn to boiled egg abi she wan make eggroll ni..wait a minute!! I thought that design on the bedspread was his balls hanging

You were looking for the balls, God catch you. If the design on the bed cover is an extension of the balls, then that wld be real blokkus, not scrotal sacs or ball any longer. Then you will re awake from where? Dream...!

LordGuru1:
You cannot sleep on the lap of Delila and wake up on the bossom of Abraham.

Another 1 down.

See as the Olosho girl leg scatter! The wife is a 1,000 times more beautiful yet the Pastor destroyed his own destiny for this! Foundational Powers he didn't deal with, the seed was there when he was nobody yet he didn't strive to eject/destroy it. Don't allow your Glorious Destiny to be slaughtered on the alter of lust. Jezebel sit down jeje, u go meet and expect her not to slaughter ur destiny?! I weep! Men of Destiny!!! I thank GOD for Pastor D. K. Olukoya. Anything planted into my life to destroy me at the hight of my Star's manifestation, by Fire by Thunder, fall down scatter and die die die die die!!!!!!!!!!

Hear yourself. You are one of the heresies that the bible talk about. Is it because this was not targeted at Pst Olukoya? This is Christianity being attacked, and He's not down as U claimed.

Your reasoning is wack and very low, you are gullible and praying for a downfall of a man of God? Rather than pray against the agents of darkness called Stephanie Otobo and cohorts. This is a highly organized set up from hell. It's all fake and lies. And yet U can't see. Yes, some have eyes, yet can't see. That's who you are.
You will eat up this your words believing that PhotoShop pictures as real. I'm sure you don't even know what PhotoShop is. In fact just watch and see.

mokkalu1:
In reaction to the release of some controversial pictures by Ms Otodo, Mr. Suleman of Omega Fire Ministry said they should have used a more presentable woman. That statement alone is enough to tell a straight thinking being that there is more to this story than what the Apostle wants us to believe. Again, trying to blame politicians for his ordeal is another big error which only sentimental folks will buy. Which politician in particular does he believe is going this far just to bring him down? Can he categorically deny this lady and all her claims? Should we dismiss all logical reasons because he is a Pastor and regularly speaks against some select politicians? Does someone that had a girl (bad girl though) arrested and subjected to some inhumane treatment have the moral backing to claim victimization in this fishy case? Personally, I think he has a lot of explaining to do and the earlier he starts telling the whole truth, the better for Omega Fire Ministry.

You simply don't understand English, sorry!

This is pure PhotoShop, and was very poorly done. It's not anything but blackmail. In one of the girl pictures, she was in a car with seat belts, and later she was nude, and so on, whereas the pastor's picture environment remained the same.

The positioning of the girl's pictures also show a poor alignment there.

The girl has confessed that she fabricated all these stories when she was brought to the court. Yet people just want to keep holding to the fake story just because it involves a man of God. Liars shall go to hell and those that believe them will follow them too.

Nairaland is full of half baked graduates, or failed English language students. Poor comprehension abilities, incoherent logic and always biased to defend their idiosyncrasies, no deep insights to judge common two sided stories but prejudices that is common place and what we hear that is prevalent in Nigeria universities. Who will not see that the girl played a set up game that will consume her and the gang here. You guys don't understand anything about law proceedings. Why didn't the lady involve the right security apparatus but friends of her boyfriend, gang or cultists. They kidnapped him by the account of both stories, therefore doing an elimination simultaneously, the account of the lecturer sounds better and I believe him. Please don't assault my diatribes posted at the beginning because we need to wake up from such innuendos and become better students of English.

trendsvivi:
Smiles it's part of my job to understand people's shape and sizes.
Your welcome. But my name is not Trendsviviacious . Oo.

Simply Trendsviva will do.
Ok.. Will send the pics tonight.

Yeah, I guess I was hilariously adding that to your name to sound like I found "an Eureka!". It's Trendsviva, I know. Thanks.

The lecturer has a better story than the girl, Mercy. And the lecturer is following the law proceedings well, from the school authority before bringing in the police.

What has been holding mercy from pursuing her case with the school if she has superior argument.

That girl has no plan of graduation to me. A final year hoping into car and boyfriend like husband. Somebody's daughter been wasted and brainwashed..

trendsvivi:
Ok
For an apple shape lady? It's always perfect to understand her shape. Like your wife's shape? She will have Fuller bust, average or slim thighs and arms, her midriff will be full not flat, her rear that's bum will be moderate size. And such shape tend to add more size around the midsection of the body. She's not overweight .but she has tendency to have a broader shoulder and a larger upper body.
With this type of shape. There are dresses and style. Of blouses u can make for her.
I will send the pics of dresses and blouses that will fit her body type and make her look alluring and very pretty.
The black skirt up? Is a Skater skirt with high waist. Very lovely skirt. Looks best with crop tops. Perfect look!.
Before midnight tonight, u will receive some. Styles in yur email box.

Happy Sunday, Jonwesley

Splendid, you vividly described my wife as if you have seen her. Thanks trendsviviacious. I await your mail. God bless U.

trendsvivi:
The first skirt is a lovely pencil red skirt designed with a gold zip in front. Skirts like this can be worn in offices, church engagements, and to other important places with a matching white top. A part of Fashion is also. About merging colours that complement each other.

Then the second skirt is also a deep Overlap skirt dress, in a black and white smooth fabric. This style works well for informal outings and dates.

As the week progresses I will explain. On the other outfits and paste more pics and also give more insight on new styles

Stay with us.. And expect more from Trendsviva haute Fashion school.
Please rebroadcast to family, friends that can't afford the normal. Fees.. We are here to soft pedal your training in fashion design.

Trendsviva is 10years in the fashion world and we want to give back to lovers. Of. Fashion out there.
God bless.

Hello, I'm a lover of feminism and feel attracted to the particular things meant for the woman to wear. I want to make some beautiful skirts, sexy skirts, gorgeous or flamboyant types, name them..., for my wife who I can best describe is an Apple or oval shape person. I have read a lot about their fashion trends as well. What kind of designs do you have or can advise for me? Kindly post pictures to jonnogidi@yahoo.com. I await your quick response. I do love that black one above, what's that style and name? My likes, are mostly knee length, slightly below the knee, like the midi skirts, A-Line skirts and such with flare and pleats. I don't like long skirts like maxim or what's it called, and pencil skirts. Thanks in advance.

When a husband begs a wife for forgiveness and seek reconciliation and the wife rejects and insist on divorce, then she has chosen a path of disgrace. No matter what she will blame herself later in life.
For those four kids with all her complexion imprints on them, it would have been better to die with them to prove death do them part. I could have agreed if the divorce had occurred at maximum 6 years, imagine 17 years. She is being wrongfully advised by her family. Emeka is no saint, but he has shown strength and purpose to keep the marriage. I expect his appeal and hopefully God and the word of reason will heal them. Too bad.

Anuoluwapo23:
pls i need features of the phone too i mean the itel

You don't even know yet you were guaranteeing the poster. Na wao, blind woman leading another blind woman.

Now, see the phones U asked for have no such quality that U seek. The manufacturers know what they are doing. All that price range phones may just be stylish but would have a drawback, either in battery, picture quality, ram size and processor limitations.

The quality U seek are in mid range phones of between #35-#45k. Secondly the Tecno, injoo, xaoimi, gionee, etc are chinko improved phones. They can't match Samsung, Sony Xperia, Nokia, IPhone that are more solid and have been tested over time. Hence these new generations are using designs, feel to sell their own products.

I'm surprised, why not list Samsung, Sony, etc. It means U are avoiding the quality phones and looking for low end phones. They manufacturers are wiser than U think.

Go and google any of those phones are read their specification and reviews. You will be amazed what U will find. Some are mtk, some are others, lollipop, mashmallow, kitkat, all android with varying numbers and so on. Not to mention the Ram, Rom, and their capacities. Some don't have Rom, while mostly with Ram but may be just 1gig that may be low to the particular android version, and making performance very poor. Please do your own study and don't be fooled by people who just see a beautiful phone like itel 31 and wooing U just because he or she is using it. My cents please.

Booyakasha:
FERO MEGA LTE


The battery is fairly okay, it lasts for about 5hrs on heavy usage and 12+hrs on low usage.. So if you aren't doing anything customization, you should be okay with the device as it is.

Thanks, blessed U.

Booyakasha:
I've stopped using this device, I use a 4G LTE device with 2 gigabytes of ram. But overall, the device has a very beautiful design. And the performance is really good.. I'm sure you'll enjoy this device..it's sleek, slim and has a physical stylish home button... but buy a screen protector ASAP, the screens are LCD and they're fairly fragile.

Ok dear. What about the king rooting systems that someone said can help improve battery and expand the storage capacity or the processor. Please explain more or do U advise against it?

The pharmaceuticals have suddenly woken up? Smile pharmacists, biochemists, biologists et al.

Blazinraj01:
some advice, get a power bank. Never let the screen break. It can be very hot. Have patience for the processor. It may keep optimizing the OS anytime it restart. The screen can be unresponsive in certain part. I think that should do.

Aiit, thanks dearie. What a way to start. I'm getting a pouch to support it and tempered glass sheet too. Hope that will help in protecting breakage of glass.

Booyakasha:
the processor weak? that's like 5x better than the popstar mtk processor it's a snapdragon, plus the GPU is adreno. It's better than the infinix by far, infinix is just a ram phone.

Hey Girl, though i still doubt if u are a babe, going by the way u acts in ur posts. But no wahala though if u are a chick or guy. I'm cool with ur wizardry about this phone. So I'm bringing u up from this ur last post on the Alcatel Popstar. I'm trying to get the phone and need ur valued experiences shared with me. I have actually paid for it already. My interest really is I don't want a common phone, and I think Alcatel is not so common, and I also agreed it's a mid range phone.

I went to read about the phone through google and this Nairaland thread came up. Be kind to run down details for me, can't really read all the 12 pages, besides a lot of distracting opinions abound there.

Thanks in advance.

'Based on logistics" what? No wonder u hate mathematics. Common English you can't construct.

They even placed a big filled 500kg sack bag on top of the bodies. Imagine! Too bad.