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She got fat and has all those stretch marks because of you, you put the baby in her thats why. Now, put it it the other way round, if on your way to work, you had and accident and lose both legs, she should also have the decision to leave uour ass because that was not how she married you in the first olace abi? I feel like i sulting you, but I won't.

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skj1377:
It happens regularly. It also happened to me. Mine was worse as she picked her phone and told me to stop calling her in her boyfriend house. I started begging her friends to help me beg her to stop going to her boyfriends house since am her fiancé. Honestly I don't know what she did to me. The boyfriend was a student at the university of Ibadan like her[b]. At another occasion with another lady the guy she was with[/b] called me back and asked what was my relationship with the lady as he notices I was calling persistently when he was banging her. I told him I was her former boyfriend. At another occasion with another lady I actually worked in on them when they saw me I said sorry I came to collect my phone charger my girlfriend quickly unmounted from the guy still naked and gave me her charger. So you can see it's not only you.

Is your girlfriend fvcking ladies, or I dont understand, how you keep mentioning ladies.

I did the same mistake, and I am regretting it profusely.

BAT.

MechanicMike:
which kind food is meant to be eating by hand.did u go to publick schoool or private schoool sir coz in private schoools like the one i went, forst thing they teach us during lunch is how to use fokk n knife sir. I take it u use hand to eat rice, correct~?(no oofeincse)

Kai! My bro, you claim you are in the UK but you have very bad English. Go and learn more English first before you come here to make posts. Ugly speech.

First of all, this is not a Nigerian house. Unless you stay in the US or Europe.
Secondly, nothing will happen unless you initiate the ritual yourself by drawing the lines on the floor.

When Beyoncé said "who run the world? Girls! Girls!!", Wetin you think say she dey mean?

Something we get for free, na him pple dey pay 30k? God forbid.

ganisucks:
These Obidients are funny. They think now things are complicated. When they are tasked with forming a government, is when they will understand the meaning of the word: complicated.

Sharap!!! We gave PO over 1.2m odd in a 1X ticket. INEC reduce am, All Plateaunians know this.

In case you don't know, Karami simply means "smally". So he can't do nadah.

100 Billion times by Hillsong.

King Charles may pardon Evans the kidnapper too. Ewu!

mariahAngel:
When you're famished, and you have to eat like right now, what meal do you go for?

What quick meal is your life saver, aside the ones in the picture below?

Oats na baba!

Some weeks ago my dad asked me to do some tests and send to him, (He is a medical doctor), I did them, turns out to be fertility tests and all was perfect.
According to the emboldened, you said you did them and they turned out perfect.
So what are you complaining about again?

😂😂😆

Dshocker:
I swear, 100% true.

About 60% of the houses there are vacant.

60%? Infact about 90%? Chrck thise ones around Asokoro near Abacha barracks, those after Gwarimpa and Airport road. So vacant.

Una must get pishure for every post una post.

Sultan is the mumuest of all the trad leaders in Naija. Go o ahead and mention me.

kay29000:
Can you remember the one from the late 80s, where you had to gather animals...i think Zebra or Buffalo was the hardest to get. I can't remember much, i was quite young. I think it was Sprite that was doing it.

Can't remember that, but I remember the one with maps of states of Nigeria.

Robnectar:
Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I for fail this test/temptation. I go just fall yakata.

You still have not answered my question, if the moon was sighte in Egypt, for example, how was the sighting spread across to Africa, America, Asia Europe within 24hrs before the advent of the media?

happney65:
2044 ni. Awon wayre wey no just dey eat lunch wey dey deceive themselves say them dey fast.

I believe you, na only lunch dem no dey eat, even a toddler cam fast the mooslem way for one year.

Wait o, lemme ask sontin. Before the advent of the mass media, how did the Sultan annouce the sighting of the moon for sallah to be celebrated?

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Sabadon:


Binani abi na kitten be wan do bala blu style

Binani kor, punnani ni.

Clarence Peters shoots a better music video than this overrated TG Omori.

BJanta:
The location of your jail is in China. I'll personally take you there. LOL

How about Buhari's jail location?