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HealthRe: Please Help! What Should I Apply On My Torn Anus! This Hurts! by Josbreed: 3:19am On Aug 11, 2023
Since you were able to Google this oicture about anal fissure, what stols you from aslo Googling the remedy? Google is your friend.
CrimeRe: Man Remanded For Stealing Kpomo In Kano by Josbreed: 5:48pm On Aug 08, 2023
My major concern is if His ah has its own prisons. They should not be remanding convicted culprits based on sharia laws in government prisons.
HealthRe: Physical Effects Of Eating Spaghetti by Josbreed: 5:44pm On Aug 08, 2023
Ulunne777:
I ate ukazi/ Afang soup on saturday evening .Woke up in the midnight with my whole system hot as if someone applied aboniki balm inside my body.

I was very frightened.took the whole of Sunday before I got relief.

Had to Google it and found that the leaf was the culprit.Something I've eaten my whole life without experiencing it
It comes with age. I started having lactose intolerance whenever I take fura da nono or any yoghurt at the age of 35. If I don't take Flagyl after taking yoghurt, it is capable of killing me.
HealthRe: Physical Effects Of Eating Spaghetti by Josbreed: 5:33pm On Aug 08, 2023
You system is actually allergic to the gluten in pasta. Pasta is that chewing gum-like substance in wheat/durum pruducts that is responsible for its stickiness. It's an allergic reaction you have. Just avoid anything pasta. Just like me, if I take anything like yoghurt, I have stomach ache capble of killing me if I don't take Flagyl immediately. That's why in developed countries, on the label of most of their products, they indicate wheter a product contains gluten or if it gluten free.
FamilyRe: 'I Want To Fight My Neighbor For Sending His Unfaithful Wife Packing' (pictures) by Josbreed: 1:04pm On Aug 02, 2023
pek:
What you did wrong was to put Tinubu's picture there.
Since you are too shallow to comprehend the whole "satirical" post, let me spill it for you. It is actually about Tinubu, who cannot settle the problems in his home, but wants to go to Niger and fight the Junta who removed their "unfaithful" govt.
FamilyRe: 'I Want To Fight My Neighbor For Sending His Unfaithful Wife Packing' (pictures) by Josbreed: 1:01pm On Aug 02, 2023
What a satire
TV/MoviesRe: Kano Govt Revokes Licences Of Kannywood Actors by Josbreed: 8:28pm On Jul 31, 2023
I thoughr they said singing is not allowed in Islam. Why are there singers in Kano, and why are they not arrested by Hisbah or criticised as they did Davido. Selective judgement kawai.
Christianity EtcRe: Which Of These Temptations Is Hard For You To Resist? by Josbreed: 12:05pm On Jul 30, 2023
I fit leave t0t0 go drink beer. Beer dey sweet die To leave am go hard o.
SportsRe: Nouhaila Benzina Becomes First Player To Wear Hijab At World Cup by Josbreed: 12:00pm On Jul 30, 2023
Starboytwo:
To what end really?

In the near future, they will advocate for skirts.

Just watch.
Then its going to be at their disadvantage. Running around with bogous skirt in the pitch? Their headache.
RomanceRe: Why Infidelity Is On The Rise In Marriages by Josbreed: 1:19pm On Jul 29, 2023
DenreleDave:
grin grin

Many reasons....

1. Some women married early and they see young girls of recent days having fun.. So they indulge in what those young ladies does.

2. The economy is bad and many husbands can fulfil their marital duty financially, their wives in turn seek alternative.

3. Some woman are no longer attractive to their women after children, they go for fresh young ladies.

4. Most ladies are not ready to work, they will do anything for money
Kindly explain the emboldened.
Christianity EtcRe: What Are The Words In The Bible That Scare You Most As A Christian? by Josbreed: 10:15am On Jul 23, 2023
The Bible said an intentional sin will never be forgiven. E be like say 90% of us go enta hellfaya. Which ones are even intentional sins?
HealthRe: Persistent Headache by Josbreed: 2:41pm On Jul 22, 2023
High blood pressure.
TravelRe: FRSC Can Only Operate On FG Roads, Appeal Court Rules by Josbreed: 10:38pm On Jul 17, 2023
They should return my 5k they charged me for my passenger not wearing seatbelt on a neighbourhood street, I mean street o, not even the state road.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Anthrax Outbreak: First Case Recorded In Nigeria (VIEWERS DISCRETION) by Josbreed: 8:24pm On Jul 17, 2023
Ihateheadslamer:
Hopefully, it won't as bad as Corona virus angry
It is worse.
TV/MoviesRe: Animation Lovers, What Animation Are You Watching? by Josbreed: 8:09pm On Jul 17, 2023
Babysho:
We're in the same group 😅, I also started animation with chicken run, a bug's life and Antz. I bet you also watched Arthur And The Invincibles that movie that became animation when the boy turned small with white hair to meet his grandpa.
I have not watched it, I am downloading it tomorrow.
TV/MoviesRe: Animation Lovers, What Animation Are You Watching? by Josbreed: 5:05pm On Jul 16, 2023
First animatiin I watched in my life was A BUG'S LIFE, followed by CHICKEN RUN, ANTZ and the one that blew me away was ANT BULLY.

Eversince, I have always in love with animations.
Some of my favourites are
Happy Feet
Rango
Frozen
The Croods
Raya
Too many to mentuon
FoodRe: How Much Will You Pay For This Food In Your Area ? by Josbreed: 3:06pm On Jul 16, 2023
In Jos, Rice and Beans is N400. Fish N200. Total N600.
HealthRe: These Soft Drinks Contain Aspartame — WHO Declared ‘Possibly Carcinogenic’ by Josbreed: 4:29pm On Jul 15, 2023
samwash:
Five bottles of those soft drink is till on a high side my brother.
Multiply the five bottles a month by 12 months, then by 5yrs or even ten years.
How will your body reacts to the side effects in 25-20 yrs from now .
Think about it.
How about those whi don't get to drink 5 bottles in a minth but still die by accidents and bandits? Die na die. E better make enjoyment kee person than no enjoyment and still die premruredly.
HealthRe: Pls Help A Brother. by Josbreed: 5:19pm On Jul 11, 2023
It is more likely to be typhoid, you may need surgery o, it killed 2 people in my comunity for lack of treatment. It destroyed their intestines.
RomanceRe: Why A Woman Should Not Wait Too Long To Marry Or Settle Down? by Josbreed: 5:34pm On Jul 06, 2023
jeromestarks:
Once a woman is above 23 before you met her, please do not have anything serious to do with her unless you want to use all your hard earned money to treat diseases which you knew nothing about.

Just fvck her and keep fvcking her until you meet a woman within 18 - 23.
Shey you been watch one video wey dem post for nairaland here wey girls of 16 and 17 years old were interviewed and dem talk say dem both get like more than 11 body counts? So even your age suggestion 18-23 no dey valid.
RomanceRe: The Amazing Moment A Bride Said Her Wedding Vow In ‘Tech Language’ (Video) by Josbreed: 12:28am On Jul 05, 2023
This Youtuber sef, your thick Yolober accent twisted to English accent is spoiling the video. Can't you alllow us watch the video in peace without your voice over? It is unnecessary. You don't have to explain what we are watching, you make your viewers look as if they are too dumb to understand the video.
RomanceRe: 2 Friends Find Out The Same Man Took Them On A Date To Same Location (Pic/Video) by Josbreed: 4:49pm On Jul 04, 2023
This is a revenge for men for what SAME GIRL dis to R. Kelly and Usher.
FamilyRe: Don't view by Josbreed: 10:58pm On Jun 15, 2023
She got fat and has all those stretch marks because of you, you put the baby in her thats why. Now, put it it the other way round, if on your way to work, you had and accident and lose both legs, she should also have the decision to leave uour ass because that was not how she married you in the first olace abi? I feel like i sulting you, but I won't.
RomanceRe: I Order Hookup For The Night, My Sister Inlaw Showed Up Wit A Massive Front Line by Josbreed: 5:12pm On Jun 12, 2023
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RomanceRe: Be faithful Ladies and Gentlemen. by Josbreed: 4:14pm On Jun 12, 2023
skj1377:
It happens regularly. It also happened to me. Mine was worse as she picked her phone and told me to stop calling her in her boyfriend house. I started begging her friends to help me beg her to stop going to her boyfriends house since am her fiancé. Honestly I don't know what she did to me. The boyfriend was a student at the university of Ibadan like her[b]. At another occasion with another lady the guy she was with[/b] called me back and asked what was my relationship with the lady as he notices I was calling persistently when he was banging her. I told him I was her former boyfriend. At another occasion with another lady I actually worked in on them when they saw me I said sorry I came to collect my phone charger my girlfriend quickly unmounted from the guy still naked and gave me her charger. So you can see it's not only you.
Is your girlfriend fvcking ladies, or I dont understand, how you keep mentioning ladies.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Made This Huge Mistake In The Sixth Year Of My Professional Career by Josbreed: 3:17pm On Jun 12, 2023
I did the same mistake, and I am regretting it profusely.
Nairaland GeneralRe: At Your Age, Which Animal Are You Scared Of? by Josbreed: 11:56am On Jun 07, 2023
BAT.
RomanceRe: This Is So embarasssing. Absolute disgrace & very sad!! by Josbreed: 9:24am On Jun 06, 2023
MechanicMike:
which kind food is meant to be eating by hand.did u go to publick schoool or private schoool sir coz in private schoools like the one i went, forst thing they teach us during lunch is how to use fokk n knife sir. I take it u use hand to eat rice, correct~?(no oofeincse) angry
Kai! My bro, you claim you are in the UK but you have very bad English. Go and learn more English first before you come here to make posts. Ugly speech.

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