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@op, how much will it cost you open the link, copy and paste here for us?
I no open shishi.

mariahAngel:
Well, those are not good enough.
Be more intentional with your diet if you want to put on weight.
Eating beans like 3times in a week might help you.
Unripe plantains pottage, yam pottage with leafy vegetables, for like 2times in a week will be good for you also.
You can include sweet potatoes or ripe plantains to your beans occasionally to make it more filling and delicious.
Eat more of vegetable soups with your swallow meals.

Include other foods like eggs, chicken/turkey, full cream milk, yogurts...

Don't forget to eat noodles at least once a day.

Hashabiah:
Israel has just started fighting a war they cannot win. The best solution is to broker peace because [b]Muslims are more suicidal [/b]than any other religious group out there

You are right, Muslims don't use their brains when it comes to suicide.

The way AJ go collect beating ehn, n be for here. A flawless victory for Fury.

emeernest:
I have often wondered which of the punch-hole positions is preferable.
So which do you prefer; Left or Centre?

Sweet in the middle you know...
You know, you know......

BigDawsNet:
With the insecurities in jos I will say you should try and chill

Keep working and saving
Jos is also cold..the first year will feel diff

Bros, tell me compare Jos, Owerri, Zamfara, Kaduna and others which one get peace pass? No allow any bad news fill your brains with images of of wars in Jos. See, Last week I was in Maiduguri and it was sweet as hell, I was like no be dis same Maiduguri dem tell us dem done burn finish?
Jos is fucking peaceful, you should not be the reason to spoil somebody's future. I am in Jos and e sweet die.

Don't go and get killed like Umoren, the Akwa Ibom girl looking for a job. Don't go.

And Slawomir never comment? This is unusual.

Boda see Islam! Islam!!
Boda see Islam! Islam!
Islam wey mumu,
Islam wey no wise.

They have a very very weak god that he asks his following to revenge for him.

If I click make I bend.

JohnspeakU:
Some people are always quick to curse guys who claim to have slept with married women. But my question is, what about those married ladies that will never tell you they’re married?

So guys, have you dated a married woman unknowingly?


Let’s share!!!

I started dating a married woman May, 2020. I never knew. We met at a bar, wearing an expensive apparel, I complemented her, she replied positively.
She was smoking a cigarette, I was also smoking.
Before I left, I requested for her number, she gave me, I flashed her. I delayed for like 3 days not calling her only for her to call me on the 4th day.
She arranged for a lounge with lodgings for us to meet. I met her there in a room around 7pm.
After drinking about 2 bottles of beer, she undressed naked and said ''let's enjoy ourselves''.
Omo, naso I givam 2wice.
I kept asking her she looks like a married woman to me, but she vehemently denied that she is a divorcee, divorced by two husbands. After chopping her for about 9 months, I just discovered that she is actually married. I told her that I regret it and it would not happen again. This morning she called me saying she would like us to meet at the lodging, I told her I am not in sex anymore. I am done. I no dey do again.

Fake African accent

Are wives also tripltes??

Nonexistent:
The girl is not fine but she is fucckable.

Which girl is not fucckable in this world?

HonNL:
SOURCE

And I just entered Maiduguri 20 minutes ago. God protect us.

Aconomist:
Dangote is selling cement for 55 Kwatcha (1150 naira) in Zambia. But in Nigeria, the same cement is going for 3,000 to 5,000 naira. Dangote is the biggest problem in Nigeria. I have never seen such a wicked excuse for a human being in my live. EndSARS is over. It's time to start END DANGOTE.

https://zambiareports.com/2021/03/31/78130/

If Dangote sells cement at the rate of N1,150 in Zambia, let us know how much is Bus selling its cement before we begin to protest.

Greystone:
Ah...

Make ur guy no knack Peggie oh...

I go join u cry

Ah, me I go follow you sing ''you are not alone''.

stansaintly:
1.

7. ENCOURAGEMENT SEX:- You use this type of Sex to encourage your Spouse to do something or Not to do something. There are times he wants to do something that you think is not the best of decision, just come in the most seductive way and delay him. When he is exhausted after you have drilled him, speak softly and he will say "I didn't know that was what you were saying before, now I understand you".

This wan touched my kidney.

NearDeath:
Thanks. Pls keep praying for me. Cant stand this hurtful world anymore

Pray for you for what? We should pray that God receives your soul? Or what? See, I am going to pray for you, for you to have a change of heart and live a normal and different life way from the pains you are currently experiencing.
Please, delay and suspend your plans and have a change of heart.

Mikehot:
Allow who hack BOOOMMMMMM


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Correction: allah hu ark barrr.

inumidun2010:
The truth is nobody preached to me about alcohol because Scientifically it is foolishness to think every fruit is non-alcoholic, Almost every fruit can undergo FERMENTATION including your Rice, barley, Wheat etc.. I just noticed I mess up when I drink alcohol(9 yrs ago) even when I take as little as a Cup... So I let go of it ... Alcohol is neither good nor bad.. When Apostle Paul wrote to Timothy to take small alcohol because of his health, the letter was PERSONAL and not a general letter he writes to the church... The message he was trying to pass across is that , CONSUMPTION of Alcohol is not NOBLE even though he needed it for his health.. The question is Why are you taking ALCOHOL.. Lemme have a REASON

So since the message was not to the Church, so the Church should not adopt or follow any message there abi?

ictjobber:
Why aren't we asking real questions like Why hasn't God rescued Leah from Boko Haram's den despite all the prayers from concerned Nigerians and Christains worldwide ??

At his own time, it shall come to pass. Remember Moses vs Pharoah? How Pharaoh was stubborn to release the Israelites? Just wait for the right time.

Don't mind Seun, he is biased. Seun is a mozlem that why?

NoApology:
Jerry is actually the bully. Most times Tom just wants to be on his own but Jerry will try to put him in a bad light with the house owner, and of course with the big bad dog in the house

I also supported Jerry, as to the emboldened, Jerry would also be walking jejely, and Tom wod start looking for his trouble or try to use him as a meal.

Jeez! I miss her false dimples while she smiles. She smiles like 60 times every minute. It was a cordial break up, and now I am seriously looking to reconcile.

Oluolad86:
Please help me cure this pericarditis with swollen legs please

Go hospital

Edozie13:
And e sure me say you laugh, even hail am guy na man you be

Smh.. sick people everywhere

Bros, ah no hail am anything. In fact, I was in shock!

60% is am understatement, I served in Odukpani LGA, a corper friend who taught in a secondary school told me that he fvcked girls as young as 14 years old, the funny thing is that, the girls were the ones that approached him.
Conclusion: 75%.

For a Naija girl to return you money and you ignore her, chai! Bro, she is wife material and not a useless slay mama.
For say she be slay queen, ahsweh, you no go see that money.

You will not see.the muslems coming to comment o.