₦airaland Forum

Ishilove:
What a family!

Next time, please always go to God in prayer before committing to a person. It will save you a world of pain.

You dodged a bullet there. You said the mum is a member of Deeper Life?

have you ever gone to GOD and ask him if I am Neo?

cococandy:
If im the owner of the forum or a MOD, there’s no reason why this poster will continue to post on this forum. Deleting the post and 2 days ban solves nothing

Now this will be you being sentimental.

In as much as I find the low budget idiot's post disgusting, it didn't break any rule. Being abysmally foolish by posting stupid and disgusting comments isn't against the rules in Nairaland.

Happy birthday to the sexy mama jamma. 44 and Still looking hawt.

Jeboy:
https://punchng.com/efcc-recovers-n30bn-from-humanitarian-ministrys-looted-funds/

As usual, those who were convicted are still yahoo boys, the EFCC will take forever to convict the major thieves in our society.

Just imagine the amount of money looted, yet the country is still standing. I'm really amazed.

nwekeugochukwu:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4NQ7Df1e18?si=Ki3S7tmQ0AZxWNEi

Imagine the sort of nonsense. She still have to rub it in. Na wa oh.

emerged01:
If you want your seed to yield fruit mind the soil(church). It is your duty to know the right place to sow seed just like a farmer.
If you are going to a wrong church it will affect your spiritual life,just like planting on a wrong soil.

wrong church? Is there anything like right or wrong church?

If there are, what parameters do you use is determing with church is right, and which church is wrong?

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Our daddy G.O (Adebayo)don talk. E say fire of god will consume those who killed traditional rulers!

What abt certificate forgers?
Election riggers?
Those who embezzle public funds? well, god does not exist thus there's nothing like fire of god. If it does, was it on sabbatical
when terrorists invaded Owo catholic church & murdered scores?

e sure me say if dis man were to do road travel, his security convoy and motorcade go long pass 3rd mainland bridge with plenty bullet proof cars.

he no go enter public transport make d so called fire of god protect him.

You didn't include those who break traffic rule, those who lie and cheat, those who piss in places they're not suppose to, those who owe landlord rent, even though they can pay, those who borrow money from friends, and refuse to pay (even when they can) those who commit adultery etc.

We shouldn't narrow it down to things that involve politicians alone, because, politicians are still nigerians.... remember, "every sin begins as a thought".

Officialgarri:
So I decided to go through my accumulated Nairaland Likes and Shares and boom, I bumped into a post I made in 2020 on a particular thread.

https://www.nairaland.com/5941360/beware-guys-what-girls-doing#90916549

I started to laugh at myself because I remembered this story immediately....

Funny enough..on the 20th of January, 2024, I tied knot with the lady who stayed back...

Seun, lalasticlala , Dominique we need to be careful of our utterances o

congrats bro. I wish you marital bliss.

Patience is indeed a virtue. 👌

Supremos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-mtYeEK-5s?si=WzfK-YJB0Y04m43v

Nigerian women are the cause of dollar crisis - Isaac Fayose

A clown isn't the word I want to use to describe this guy, a fool is the appropriate word. 👌

Kaycee7:
Yesterday, Carl Weathers passed away.
Known for roles such as the iconic Apollo Creed in the Rocky series, Dillon in Predator and, recently before his passing, Greef Karga in The Mandalorian.

May his soul rest in Paradise.

bisqit:
james bond is realistic. Pathetic liar

You're an idiotic. 👌

Realmrsean:
you wish it were your drug baron lord?

I dont make wishes, also, I don't know or have a drug baron lord, so, fools make assumptions.

Realmrsean:
The president the people voted for before tinubu hijacked the ballot 🗳️ box

cry us a river.

Baddestguyp:

You're taking the movie too seriously...

It was obviously a casual movie...
It doesn't make much sense storywise... neither is it realistic...

Maybe you went in expecting some superb plot

which Hollywood movie is realistic, except its a biopic? And even some biopic are even unrealistic and it's stated sometimes.

Ishilove:
I may be a layman in these matters, but this suggestion is as dumb as it gets

Ah well, I'm sure Isaac Fayose doesn't have dollars in his domiciliary account, so his can't be seize by Tinubu.

DissTroy:
One looks at the comments on the frontpage of Africa's largest forum then shakes head vehemently in disgust.

The display of unintelligence. No mention of the Moon's influence of gravitation on earth or tides. No comment about how a shrinking moon presents a challenge on our long-held concept of gravitational play on Earth. Even increased cases of coastal region floodings.

Or how we'd have to redesign or rejig our engineering of physical structures to counter the potential gravitational variation.

Just dûmb happy-go-lucky comments littered on such an insightful post.

the most annoying thing, when you speak about such things, these same low budget dullards will rise up and congregate against you, and call you all sort of names. Some will even go as far as wanting to taint or malign your image.

Truly, Nigeria is full of zombies, who don't even know they're zombies. And bro, it is terrifying.

mytrugistslog:
I was trying to register for NYSC on the 29th of January, but I couldn't due to some issues with my middle name (NYSC recently made NIN compulsory for corpers). This means I have to go to a NIMC center to do a name correction.

The next day, I went to the center at Ojo Local Government Secretariat in Lagos, but I met a crowd, and it was obvious I won't be able to meet the deadline for NYSC registration if I should join the queue.

Hence, I went to the NIMC center at Lagos State University, only to meet another crowd. Then, I made the following discovery:

1. Nin is now compulsory for Jamb and Waec registrations. Hence, I saw several secondary school students who should be in class also hustling for Nin.

2. Both Lasu and Ojo centers have only one computer to attend to the huge crowd. It was heartbreaking seeing people suffer just to register into a government database. I know the government would have dispensed resources for several computers, but the money has been embezzled.

3. The NIMC officials at Lasu are taking advantage of the situation to stylishly exploit the people.

If you want to be attended to as quick as possible, you have to go through the backdoor to bribe them with a minimum of 5000 naira. A lot of people were paying the bribes because they needed the Nin urgently.

The three NIMC officials at Lasu whose name I got were Chidinma, Alice and Emma. Those guys are making serious money from these bribes. Imagine if an average of 30 persons pay them 5000 per day just to get their Nin registration done that same day.


4. The implication of the above (if you don't have 5000 to bribe) is that you won't be attended to except you are ready to keep coming everyday for the next 2 months.

I saw a young girl who told me she has been coming repeatedly for many days but was not attended to, but she needs the Nin for jamb registration which is closing soon.

I'm sure those idiots who are collecting money are among the set of Good for nothing Nigerians who call Atiki, Obi and Tinubu corrupt politicians, when they themselves are the embodiment of corruption.

Very useless fellows.

Hian. This is intense oh.

DissTroy:
Stop going through the corners, Joe. State it exactly how it is stated in Agbadotopia:

"What would Peter Obi have done differently?"
----

Can you please lend me your Corn I.D. for 30 minutes? I need to pay for something quickly with Flutterwave and I guess the rate they displayed to me is due to my support of Peter Obi. Please?

You still didn't answer the question, ma main man. Would it have been any different if Tinubu didn't win the election?

Taguchi:
Most likely

Yeah right

Who is to blame? If not this same FG.

Gistmedia10:
In a recent development, Vice President Shettima has expressed his disapproval of the lighthearted response from Nigerians towards the depreciating value of the Naira against the US Dollar. While addressing the economic challenges faced by the country, VP Shettima criticized the prevailing laughter and labeled it as 'clownish.'


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-dZNRUTWZI

the ones laughing at the Naira dollar exchange rate, are the ones whose candidate didn't win the last election. They're bitter people and sore losers.

I can't help but wonder if they actually believe the Naira will do better if their candidate actually won the last election. Tssk.

DissTroy:
One year ago, this poster prophesied this. And it's happening faster than we all thought it would.

Would it have been any different if Tinubu didn't win the last election?

Hmm. This can only happen in Lagos. In other part of the country, especially the rural areas, they spray money with reckless abandon.

Baddestguyp:
First look at Squid Game season 2

I hope it leaves up to expectation like the first season did.

Ishilove have you seen the Beekeeper? Men I'm absolutely loving it so far. The humor is giving me very good nostalgic vibes.

Kaycee7:
It's not out yet. Starts airing from 10th February

okay thanks alot.

Kaycee7:
Something for those of you craving some bloody, animated action.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai83FJsPoVo?si=-geho5PcdFtFI9Gy

where can one download this. It's not on zero two tee vee series...

oyaskii:
Maaann.. Episode 2 was a total dream 😩😩💚

The sheer gore and pillaging 😱...Fairs, i wasn't really familiar with thier game at Episode 1 but I'm fully seated now.

This brother tho, 😩😩.......🤣🤣

This is Solo Leveling. Chai.

Na wa oh. Make I no talk make I no go embarrass myself.

sukkot:
My people I am tired of this fake lekki life. I Dey move go alapere ketu go rest. This fake lekki life has wound my bank akant but that’s not even the problem. The problem is that the food no Dey ever sweet. The food is always overpriced and rubbish. Tastes like something an amateur cooked. Anyway this particular one which is waffles and chicken is from a joint .Total is 7500. 2 chickens waffle and Fanta . Total waste. Taste bland and dry and tedious . I think I am officially done eating out. It’s official. Am done

That 7500 Naira done even reach you prepare one pot of soup sef.

Hope say no be your village people remote control you make you go spend money anyhow.