Literature › Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(op): 1:29am On Mar 31, 2016 |
Oahray: I see dem, I hide. I wan run but no ride. Na today I go learn my lesson, Because these people fit kee person.
See as dem dey flow, dey fire Like river wey don swallow rain tire Wey drown one million words, two, three... Na so dia matter dey always be.
The men and women wey dey run things Abeg try pardon una boy sins. Sometimes e dey try be like una But the distance just too far.
I gbadun this place no be small And I gbadun una pen wey tall. Abeg pick up una chalk and cane, Ray go like learn again. correct rhyme-guy warn fayasta, and her brown fiery guy and your friend donifez, he knows not what he sneers. 1 Like |
Literature › Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(op): 1:29am On Mar 31, 2016 |
sonOfLucifer: An alliance between a doctor and a king, Martin Luther... First blood drawn, no qualms, I'm the Rambokiller
You'd need another Jesus to deliver you from this virtual whooping I'm handing to you two Wanna Bleep with the sonoflucifer, not cool I hurt like a new tattoo..
and yes, the marks will stay 666, on hands and face I-wreck you like Saddam Hussein, Now you've unleashed the demon of Hades
I'm gonna put your stars out, no horoscope Down the King goes, strangled with the Doctor's stethoscope
His corpse is what his blog's not, FRESH... My demons devour his bones and flesh... Your eyes and balls, they lick then belch.. Then I resurrect you, so we start afresh
I spit on your crown then make you a gown and take you around heaven's streets of gold, my flows too cold, I do breastrokes in the lake of fire...God peeps behind his throne
Heaven's reject, Hell's Own. Test me, Get owned.  Now my eyes burn with fire And my words become power What is this? From whence cometh this blasphemous beast? No doubt from the bottomless pit And there it shall be vanquished to sit in chains of darkness I leave you to King By the time he's done you'll need new things like new fangs and a new pair of wings. 1 Like 1 Share |
Literature › Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(op): 1:29am On Mar 31, 2016 |
HARDDON: How cud one be so strong So vailed?
How cud one be so balled So shallow
Behold he who slain d god of words Here flowing in words Dotting! Oh dabbing in words Hahaha the cloud laughs
So strong a son Here now Take up same sword slay d air u sip Strike d earth u thread Then shall d heavens aploud thee For then shall thou leap on air Thou super magnom
To school ur young igorant tools came I Only worried, ur mind might cave in N waste my ways Yet still I'd try
We dance on this plain No not human dance To d rhyme of a distant time we dance Soul flow Tru our Wet Quill As we convert coarse canvass To a mind blowing masterpiece
god of words is our core in this cave Without whom u shoot bland, blank Can think, can't drift, can't reel U lose ur robe, ur glow Angel reduced to mortal Oh cast me not
Yes we sit within the heavens Most times Pull d clouds apart sometimes N decend losing quantum of photons As we rhyme from our drunken state All times
Snippet of our lives D destiny of our soul to school ur crude tools came I Not until u bloom The whoop wudnt stop
My quiet Quill Does it not befit the slayer of the word king to take his place in his seat as lord king? Is the slayer of an idol Not greater than same? I was destined from the cradle For this very fame. Listen old lord To my tales abroad A child I still was when I came upon word god I came upon your idol in the land of zod I dissected his innards and spread them in zod's sky And I became infected by his rhymes and learned to fly To this day the clouds speak and ask why they ask why i left them in the sky. Word lord, word king, I fly above your idol king. Stand aside and watch me rain terror What have you to show with your old ways of quiet tremor? Stand aside old lord of steel Stick to your quiet quill 4 Likes 3 Shares |
Education › Re: Winners Of 2014 Chevron Scholarship Award contacted!!! by Joshthefirst(m): 12:45am On Mar 31, 2016 |
shyshally: Hey everyone, we've all been quiet. Any news yet on payments? I'm officially your troll.  |
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Nature Exactly? by Joshthefirst(m): 4:15pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
PastorAIO: Pi is impossible to calculate precisely. Pi is not Infinity. The square root of -1 is impossible to measure or calculate yet it is not Infinite. Your definition of Infinite is dumb.
'impossible to measure or calculate' God's thoughts. Please, to contrast this with human thoughts, how would you measure and calculate human thoughts? If I make a shopping budget this evening could you give me an example of how you would measure the thought that goes into it.
Eternity, as you have told us, has nothing to do with Time. I agree. You even go on about understanding something that I can't get about eternity. Yet you are the one here that is constantly talking about eternity in temporal terms. You use past tense when you say 'in eternity God knew and loved..' etc… It sounds like this eternity of your was an epoch sometime before the world was created. Very temporal. Dude, the way you talk totally betrays the fact that inspire of your boasting it is YOU that has no understanding of what eternity is.
Not necessarily. that would depend on the context.
It doesn't make any difference. Animals exist in temporality, Humans use language to make reference to animals' emotion. ( I believe animals to have emotions but some scientists would like to dispute this). Bottomline, it is a desperate move to try to find technicalities like that when it has no bearing whatsoever on the issue of temporality and Eternity.
I take it you disagree that humans evolved language when you say that it's unsubstantiated. Then I ask you, How did Languages come about? and how come a new word appears whenever there is a new object or experience that humans need to make mention of?
What words are used to describe the creator in the bible that are not used for anything else in temporal reality?
Personally, I only wake up one day and say anything like that after i've thought about it. Emotions refer to One's feelings towards another being or event. This can only occur if there is more than one being or event, it can only occur in Temporality.
I came to the conclusions that Human languages are a tool for humans who live in temporality to exchange information about their experiences with one another. For this precise reason I do not think that language can be used to express something that lies beyond human thought or temporality.
So in all the possible meanings of the word Definitiion that you've outlined above which one were you employing when you Defined Infinite thoughts and emotions?
What is the essential quality of God that you've determined?  Nawa for your rigmarole. It wasn't my definition. It was google dictionary's definition. You calling it dumb is disingenuous. Human thoughts are contained in human reality. God's thoughts are impossible to measure because he is above the events of time and sees all parts of our reality at once. That's what I mean. I use past tense, because I refer to our perception of the matter. I refer to Gods love in relation to us. |
Literature › Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(op): 3:34pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
Qaisar1: Woah! I dey come You better be ready Or you will fall quickly  |
Literature › Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(op): 3:22pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
sonOfLucifer: u're lean and toothless, you need LUCK,  To this, I say Touché. You pot- bellied lover of doughnut Friday. Trying to sound all scary and tough, We both know you're only fluffy and buff 2 Likes 1 Share |
Literature › Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(op): 3:12pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
KingEbukasBlog: I've seen his post , Im annoyed and he had to pay Not tomorrow or next but today today You cant mock a King and try to run away I rule , I'm King , my instructions he has to obey Joshthefirst , I'm done tho , what do you have to say !
 I say: Tuale! I salute you! King Together we will make hell ring With the song of Father's great ding. Tuale King I never knew you had even rhymes in your sling. SonofLucifer is sure to feel your sting.  4 Likes 2 Shares |
Literature › Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(op): 1:15pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
firestar: An avalanche issa comin' Josh, take that fufu to go oh! And start running!  I always feel the battle joy When I come up against a shield wall. SonOfLucifer where you dey? too scared to come out and play?  |
Literature › Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(op): 1:09pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
donifez: Who I go call shey Na jigs Make him come drop him sig You go see flow, I swear you go sick He dey score goals, strictly scissors kick
Abi make I call qaisar He go garnish this thread with geisha Abduct the fans with pleasure , He go land When him get leisure
Abi make I call emaculate No try am ooh, I swear you go late He go ride for your head with him skate Take you back to time, the days of slate
Make I call yus you go just lose He go tie your neck with noose Use you sing music, even feature snoop
Abi make I call olu you go tire, nitori olorun that guy dey high, no think say Na soda Them go conduct your deliverance for inside coza
Where them ray just they run, fast and pray If them catch you, Na 6feet you go lay Plant untop you, fertile clay
I no dey diss, I dey live in bliss, no try me sha, Na death you go kiss I fit dash you skills, I no dey lease. I dey wait for your friends, where dem dey? You wan dash me skills? lol, you don dey play? If skills were bills, I for buy prado tey tey. |
Literature › Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(op): 1:01pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
timpaker: Joshthefirst,
Where in Pete's name have you been? Lol. religion section, and now I am returned for your dissection.  We meet again paker, brown king, proud flying king. You left me with wounds dealt by your flying wing. You abandoned me to firestar, princesa They banished me to realms devoid of tesla. Times passed and I wandered in unknown lands I fought and was plundered by unknown bands. And I nursed my wounds and felt my throat become sand. But I am strong, the stuff of legend, fathers mighty hand. My pain became strong gain For I conquered those flux realms And I became the hair of the unicorn's mane And I learned the secret of flight and fame. Come at me again paker, fiery brown king come, and let our word swords dance and sing. 2 Likes |
Literature › Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(op): 12:48pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
HARDDON: Oh god of words Let me I pray thee bear down this once Drill some wills Spill some spleens
Forgive his ignorance But why? School his tools Fathers don't duel wit sons I should bore drops in his balls For crudes like this we lay waste Crush craze, blood trail our wake nonetheless, thy pool rule
My Quiet Quill Look here is a fellow, an old Lord It is quite hollow to pray to your god, old Lord. For as a child I wandered in realms supreme And I tackled and killed a legend god, an esteemed being, your very word king, ended by my sting. But I salute you ancient Lord You once were a warrior king but now you have old blood your idol, killed by my sword swing. Stand aside old man aegis this is the era of new mages Rest and watch as I deal heavy wages To your fiery offspring who can't stand my word stages. |
Literature › Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(op): 1:04am On Mar 30, 2016 |
firestar: I won't go there were I you Which is so untrue: I'm me, you're you Excellent!  I believe this sumptuous short piece Has led me to end my day in peace. |
Literature › Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(op): 12:58am On Mar 30, 2016 |
IsaacBuchi: Are thou blind to see my rhymes
Sorry to hit you in my mimes
A man in love is never in crimes
But I must confess u guys are supreme If only You knew your fate Love with firestar is merely a bait She is full of fire and bold and red in the face I bid you goodnight, may your love not turn dead in the wake |
Literature › Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(op): 12:53am On Mar 30, 2016 |
HARDDON: Late , deep into d night I fight the dream, woke into real time Stumbled into this, pickled my wine but b4 I cud dance, slumped into trance
My Quiet Quill
Sight u Fstar Ha here comes the dreamer He forgets that this is nay a place for the singer or dancer This is a place where your drunk dreams will be laid waste With nightmares left in their wake. Dream on dreamer We go chop you like suya. |
Literature › Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(op): 12:48am On Mar 30, 2016 |
firestar: Stand down Knave... Lest you fall upon my blade. Fiercely I fight. Latent powers ignite.
Play nice Sweet spice Play foul Hear growls. You fight for your knight?  Then you both will fall In the night by my blade you both will fall And I will still stand tall Goodnight. Ha Firestar! I feel your fire quenching. |
Literature › Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(op): 12:34am On Mar 30, 2016 |
IsaacBuchi: Let me position myself behind my crush 
Firestar, You melt me with your poems Poems so steaming hot I lose my cognitive permit Permit me to sip poems from your well Well, I'll wait forever even in exile What troll is this? How dare you desecrate harmonious peace?  If you must confess your love so boldly, Confess it in rhymes only. 1 Like |
Literature › Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(op): 12:28am On Mar 30, 2016 |
firestar: Na rhythm o... Fiwere-firiri. Naija o... Gipiti no score goal.
Josh, Check ya rhythm. It sucks.
Drop that drug Apiclaus. hmmmmmnnnnn firestar you don taya fa? Why you come dey tok ball? Abi you wan break your fall? Abeg which kind cheating be dis? Why people no dey like my own things? Abi na because I come una lands Dey embarass una bands? Sleep don dey knack me for ground. If you no see me, just know I dey background I go come back tomorrow ravage una land |
Literature › Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(op): 12:18am On Mar 30, 2016*. Modified: 1:03pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
Una no dey try for me Na ajebo boy I be I no dey speak too much pidgin But I fit chop enough chicken Donifez, you try small But your rhymes go end with fall I no wan hear story wey no concern me Abi you think say na your amebo I be  It's good you're here Its good you're loud and clear Don't run away when your head is laid bare And shown to be not good enough to sway my strong dare Where your people dey Call dem, all of them go pay. All in this sect will feel the brunt of my word play |
Literature › Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(op): 12:06am On Mar 30, 2016 |
firestar: He loves me... He loves me not. He dares she... He fished Mom's pot. Mom smacks him... Im cough efritin comot.  It hates me... It hates my guts Who knows he That stole my pots That I may bang it That ate my nuts and hates my guts. You ask me Wetin I dey tok? Na dog I go knack, Na kolo dog I go bang with pot. Recipe dey for shop Calabar neighbor go chop. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Negro Atheists, Show Me Your Works! by Joshthefirst(m): 11:49pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
^^^
No problem bro. We all make mistakes. |
Literature › Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(op): 11:46pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
firestar: You and what army? Mind yasef o. Cos, area yapa. Know ya limit... Restless beings hover like Charlie. Dis yua yarn I kno no Before dem plank yu, gaskiya? Oya, wordsmith blast it. Me and what army? I am my army. My limits hover above the clouds of the mighty. I challenge all the restless beings I come as Goliath, to this sect of changelings. To this sect that dance in literature, I challenge all your petty things And this time, there is no david, to dull my sting. Come one! Come all! Come and see the slaughter of Kings! Arm yourself firestar. My rhymes are supreme. Underestimating me will be the end of your starry theme.  Call all your friends to fall at my word sword. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Searching & Sharing Chat by Joshthefirst(m): 11:35pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
firestar: Methinks you've grown russsssty. No iron to even you out. And now he dares to raise the dust. Tch.
You better have had fufu for dinner. fufu?  We shall see if I am rusty or mighty. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Searching & Sharing Chat by Joshthefirst(m): 10:58pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
texanomaly: Josh!! How are you? Long time my friend. How is school? school's great ma'am. Long time.  Really missing and needing your temperance amidst our many storms here. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Negro Atheists, Show Me Your Works! by Joshthefirst(m): 10:56pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Ayomikun37: Taking turns in the display of idiocy, huh? Another uninvited dog joins the barking... I'll begin to consider you sensible the moment you stop emphasizing my academic status and stop defining me by it... otherwise, you're merely a fucking fly... in case you're interested in making a stooge of yourself, you can bark "louder" than you just did... such comedy is gonna be nothing but fun. You must have heard of the circuses from ancient Rome... as if a barking adult human won't be interesting enough. I don't care what you consider me as. I was just finished with high school when I found nairaland. I stayed a guest and remained in the background for months. When I eventually came on, I didn't go around being rude and id.iotic to strangers on the internet. Foolish boy. I learned a lot here in time and respected people, and won people's respect, atheists and theists and deists and traditionalists etc. We may be very aggressive in our arguments, but most of us don't display this form of immature cussing and proud delusion of grandeur and inferiority complex that you're displaying right now. Truth is nobody likes a loud-mouthed, obscene kid who thinks he knows it all. You could learn a lot from a lot of people here, or you could just be bad annoying luck for all of us. see? I advice you to shut up and strip yourself of immaturity and learn, and not be so rude and foul-mouthed. We joke and may exchange heavy words, but in the end we try to maintain civil discussions. I only hope you listen and don't maintain a thick head. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Searching & Sharing Chat by Joshthefirst(m): 9:18pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
texanomaly: So this is the place to be in Religion now? Hey.  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Searching & Sharing Chat by Joshthefirst(m): 8:37pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
jayriginal: Seriously Josh?
The hose of your extinguisher is that long? From innards to cores.
An aside: Are you a Simpsons fan? lol. simpsons fan? not really. |
Literature › Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(op): 8:33pm On Mar 29, 2016*. Modified: 12:30am On Mar 30, 2016 |
Hey guys. Its time to show your stuff. Princesa...I miss you, and I hope you see this and jump in when you come on. Timpaker, hello old friend. Remember me?  Firestar. It is time.  Sonoflucifer. Anyone who has rhymes dancing about all day in his/her head. Show us what you've got. I wandered once into a happening thread It was a dark dark place to tread, But I was fearless and had no dread. I sat down in this thread And my ears heard words of death And I saw a valiant woman engaging a bold brown flying king The woman had firestar beside her sling She assaulted the flying king and cut off one wing The King fought back, he fell to the ground as he took her ring I drew my sword and joined the fight I called on all my warriors might But I made a mistake that was almost my last For this was a showy trap for me, a brave knight. They all turned on me and gave assault with all their might I beat back princesa, firestar weeping on her right. (  ) But brown king paker had me, for I had not the power of flight Together they thought they bound me, But years later here I am, strong as I can be. I face the giants of old and more, For a new threat has risen, one only seen in dark lore SonofLucifer, the doughnut eater, The pot bellied programmer, the story teller.  What new thing do you vomit from your vast middle?  I draw my sword with this. Come at me my friends, I will show you new trends. You will hear my word blade sing its sweet song, Its sweet skald song.  Pidgin poems are allowed.  2 Likes 1 Share |
Christianity Etc › Re: Negro Atheists, Show Me Your Works! by Joshthefirst(m): 7:45pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Ayomikun37: What a dummy... You talk as if being in Secondary school makes me a clueless baby... How pretty gullible... Not all teenagers are intellectually inferior to fucktards like you... And that's right, this is a faceless forum. No matter how much I piss you off, you'll never get the chance to flog me, unless I have the badluck of meeting you someday...  So much for simple courtsey. A cussing large headed high school kid. Bad luck for all of us. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Searching & Sharing Chat by Joshthefirst(m): 7:12pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
firestar: Joshthefirst.
There better be a duel with you summoning me princesa and timpaker. woohoo firestar. You're on! I'll open a new thread. Quit yourself little fiery star, for my rhymes wax stronger than days of yore. Prepare, for I will role over nairaland in wordy lore, and I will quench the fire in your core.  |
Romance › Re: Help! I Feel Like A 21st Century Witch by Joshthefirst(m): 5:40pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
jayriginal: You acted as a friend so its not your fault that things turned out twisted.
In life always remember though that the road to hell is paved with good intentions. since when did you give romantic advice?  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Searching & Sharing Chat by Joshthefirst(m): 5:29pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
|