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Christianity EtcRe: Is Fore-Play A Sin? by Joshthefirst(m): 7:36pm On Dec 16, 2013
rationalmind: oooh, Professor of English language, If you were to write the verse, is that how you'll write it?

Take note of the sequence, "her husband", "Him"=her husband, and lastly, "Him"=her husband. Even macof recognised the Him could actually refer to either of them. Only you the Professor in your foolishness could see it actually referred to the other man
why are you still hanging on to your foolishness?

[quote author=rapture_ready]Oga rational, maybe you need to put on some glasses...

How is the woman "rescuing" her husband by grabbing him by the genitals? huh huh huh

The verse is obviously talking about the other guy.

And you call yourself "rational"? huh undecided grin[/quote]grin
Christianity EtcRe: Is Fore-Play A Sin? by Joshthefirst(m): 7:29pm On Dec 16, 2013
obadiah777: let me help you out with the deuteronomy verse

deut 25 vs 11 When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets:Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.

means when two men are having a contentious argument and the wife of one the men interjects and starts berating the other guy, basically what she has done is emasculated the other guy. so her hand represents 'deeds'. like how they say dont recieve the mark of the beast on your hand or your forehead meaning your deeds ( hand ) and your thoughts ( forehead ). so cutting off her hand means chastising her deeds ( actions ). you should tell her not to butt into an argument between you and your male friend. thats all that means bruv. all allegory and esoteric knowledge wink
omo. grin shocked grin
Christianity EtcRe: Please Help by Joshthefirst(m): 7:27pm On Dec 16, 2013
aManFromMars: Take this serious. Your life might be in danger.

Someone's about to walk in places you were destined to walk. A spiritual substition has taken place in the spiritual realm, and someone's about to take your place. Those dreams signify that you would be sold lies to mislead AND BLIND you so you won't realize when this substitution takes place. It will take you by surprise. The fact you are enjoying those dreams means their plans have begun to work.

Ignore the advice to padlock those slippers. That dude is just making mockery of spiritual matters. May the Good Lord forgive him.

Retrace your steps to your Maker and run under his protection. He promises to guide and protect you.

Will post some Bible verses for you to go through as soon as I'm through with choir practice. God bless you.
NICE. grin
Christianity EtcRe: Is Fore-Play A Sin? by Joshthefirst(m): 7:23pm On Dec 16, 2013
[quote author=rapture_ready]Oga rational, maybe you need to put on some glasses...

How is the woman "rescuing" her husband by grabbing him by the genitals? huh huh huh

The verse is obviously talking about the other guy.

And you call yourself "rational"? huh undecided grin[/quote]lol. Abeg help me ooo. I remember telling him to strengthen his hold on the english language.
Science/TechnologyRe: China Land's On The Moon. Does Nigeria Need Need A Space Program? by Joshthefirst(m): 7:17pm On Dec 16, 2013
aManFromMars: And the men who believed in God and called atheists fools went about raping men, pillaging villages, burning people at stakes,destroying properties and lives, killing men and taking their wives...
so? How does this change anything? The fool who says thete is no god and commits sin and the fool who says there is a God yet commits sin in hypocrisy will be punished by the self-same God, God-the-Judge.








aManFromMars: but they believe in God, and they were good for God watches the heart of men and knows all our secret thoughts.
lol. See how you prove my point by exhibiting your foolishness. What foolish conclusion is this?
Chei.

grin grin grin

The lengths you'd go to. grin


I said something a long time ago. I said anyone who tries to disprove or discredit the God of all flesh, end up embarassing himself and falling flat on his face. Of course, its been confirmed several times.
Christianity EtcRe: "Why Did God Order The Killing Of An Entire People Group? That's Genocide." by Joshthefirst(m): 7:04pm On Dec 16, 2013
aManFromMars: Whining? You're the one who's acting like a girl's got you pregnant. grin grin

Any hoo, I really do not care about what your god claims to be doing or what tribe he is wiping off the earth for his mistakes. It's his choice. He lives in the heart of those who believe. wink
actually, he lives, whether you like it or not.grin

I don't whine. I adress the incessant whinings of you and your cohorts.

He does not bother much with you guys. He works his own way, reaching out to men in his own judgement. He has already treated you dismissively as a fool in the bible. Its amazing how the bible adresses every issue and standpoint of man so uniquely, and treats yours dismissively(in a unique and direct way all the same grin)
Science/TechnologyRe: China Land's On The Moon. Does Nigeria Need Need A Space Program? by Joshthefirst(m): 6:57pm On Dec 16, 2013
aManFromMars: .
You're an atheist now? shocked



grin
I hope one day you'll say that with greater conviction.
lol. I hear.

Atheism is foolishness of a very high order na.

It was even treated dismissively as a proposition of foolish men in the bible.

You can imagine. grin

Mind you, The bible even generalized the secret atheists and the vocal and online atheists.

A fool does not just say with his mouth, he says in his heart, "there is no God".
Christianity EtcRe: Is Fore-Play A Sin? by Joshthefirst(m): 6:47pm On Dec 16, 2013
I believe the deuteronomy verse is saying it is forbidden for a woman to grab another man's testicles while trying to defend her husband during a fight. How you reached the conclusion that she should not grab her husbands testicles at all is beyond me.
Science/TechnologyRe: China Land's On The Moon. Does Nigeria Need Need A Space Program? by Joshthefirst(m): 6:08pm On Dec 16, 2013
Have a merry christmas and remember to think about your life.
Science/TechnologyRe: China Land's On The Moon. Does Nigeria Need Need A Space Program? by Joshthefirst(m): 6:07pm On Dec 16, 2013
Mr Troll: hello Josh, I thought we had been finally relieved of your nonsense. embarassed cry
hello troll. Sorry, but people like me always come up to adress foolishness and delusions.
Christianity EtcRe: "Why Did God Order The Killing Of An Entire People Group? That's Genocide." by Joshthefirst(m): 6:05pm On Dec 16, 2013
aManFromMars: ^^^^^
and you wonder why we call you a zombie.

You should consider North Korean naturalization. It would suit your person.
you read the op. And speak against it then, and speak well and not like the unserious lousers here.


You might also consider counselling too. It might make you feel a little better.


God is a monster for carrying out justice. I hear. Whining like an unruly adolescent child.
Christianity EtcRe: Sango And Electrical Energy.A Debate Btw Folykaze,Amanfrommars,Macof And Plaeton by Joshthefirst(m): 5:44pm On Dec 16, 2013
Plaetton is still jumping around saying energy is self-existent. Smh.
Christianity EtcRe: How Is Religion Not A Form Of Mental Illness At Times? by Joshthefirst(m): 5:37pm On Dec 16, 2013
rationalmind: grin grin I specialise in debunking miracle claims and testimonies.
smh. You cannot debunk what we have experienced and seen with our own eyes. Yes. God also heals. We have seen the blind see and the crippled walk. You can't debunk that.
Christianity EtcRe: "Why Did God Order The Killing Of An Entire People Group? That's Genocide." by Joshthefirst(m): 5:13pm On Dec 16, 2013
ooman: look, your god is a monster, the rest is just made up story
I see the words of a man denying truth without sense to justify his indoctrination.

Accept this truth before its too late.
Accept the truth of God.

We cannot know our purpose without getting right with the God who designed our purpose and choosing to obey his will for our lives.
Science/TechnologyRe: China Land's On The Moon. Does Nigeria Need Need A Space Program? by Joshthefirst(m): 4:41pm On Dec 16, 2013
rationalmind: No. I don't think you get him.

What Logicboy is saying is, the pre-existent cause may be some form of virtual particles or something no one knows at the moment. And that is what he doesn't consider irrational.

This is just my opinion from what I understood from his post.
your opinion is stjupid and contradicting beyond measure. It is also convenient for you. Just as it is convenient for people not to believe that Jesus is the saviour and God's manifestation of himself in man. In all power and compassion and vehemence and enormosity and judgement.

It is very convenient for people to choose to respect Jesus, but deny him still, to be impressed by his teachings(the teachings convenient for them) and not even obey them.

Unfortunately Jesus' words did not give any place for simple acknowledging of good words and a good life.

Its either he was insane or who he said he was.
I'm saying this for the benefit of some, Jesus came to break heavy yet good news to man. To burst his bubble of false images and foolish delusions of reality. He came to break hard news, yet good news. He came to say first that God was never going to be impressed with humanity whom he had created until they accepted a change only given by his providence.
Science/TechnologyRe: China Land's On The Moon. Does Nigeria Need Need A Space Program? by Joshthefirst(m): 4:30pm On Dec 16, 2013
Logicboy03: Belief in god is irrational. Simple and short. Deepsight, your sophistry wont change that wink
disbelief in god is foolish idiocy of the highest order. Turning men into deluded morally depraved fools and turning them blind. Simple and short. Your epileptic threads won't change fact.
To claim you're even smart by disbelieving in God, especially yhwh, is very stjupid and shows one is under an influence.
Science/TechnologyRe: China Land's On The Moon. Does Nigeria Need Need A Space Program? by Joshthefirst(m): 4:25pm On Dec 16, 2013
plaetton: Wow. This is great.
This what I mean. This is kind of agency and this type of enterprise should occupy front page on our media as often as possible. Push politics and religion to the curb and showcase human ingenuity and possibilities.

Our national consciousness , especially of the young, needs to be fed and nurtured on the works of such an agency. It should be a source of national pride and a magnet for the cranially dexterous.

Anything, anything at all to increase our national IQ and neutralize the debilitating effects of magical thinking and religious bullshyts.
lol. Foolish man. Only a blind person would delibrately ignore in blindness the definitive order of space and time and space-time and gravity living in coherence and order and strategic positions in the cosmos. You are blind. Your delibrate blindness does you no good. You need to be told this to your face. Maybe you will wake up from your stupor.

Only a foolish man would say that launching us into space and space knowledge will solve our basic problems of life and guide us into truth. Foolishness of the highest order. May God save us from foolishness such as this.
Christianity EtcRe: 15 Things You Shouldn't Say To An Atheist by Joshthefirst(m): 12:31pm On Dec 12, 2013
rationalmind: On one hand, it implies God, on the other hand, it doesn't imply the certainty of God.

What a confused soul.
you misunderstood my comment. Go and strengthen your stand on english language nwokem.
Christianity EtcRe: Contradictions. by Joshthefirst(op): 12:29pm On Dec 12, 2013
Kay 17: Sorry for the late response.

Humans are homo sapiens -- a specie

It is very possible, for humans to have a evolutionary relationship with other apes, and possibly homo erectus, homo habilis etc. In so far they are of the same kind, which obviously they shld.
what kind of relationship then do you speak of? Be specific.

Homo erectus and homo habilis cannot be of the same kind. Kinds reproduce, as the excerpt states.
Christianity EtcRe: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by Joshthefirst(m): 12:20pm On Dec 12, 2013
Logicboy03: Wrong, Christmas is not about Jesus. Jesus wasnt born on december 25th


Actually, Santa Claus is more relevant to xmas than Jesus.

Santa Claus actually has pagan origins like xmas celebrations
christmas was a pagan holiday before it was changed into a remembrance of Jesus' birth.


And just because I don't reply immediately doesn't mean you should go around dancing and jumping up and down. grin

macof: WTF! angry josh u really a big hypocrite

Have u educated urself on the origin of 25th December? no, in fact u lack education watsoever to even post this thrash
comot for road abeg. grin
Christianity EtcRe: 15 Things You Shouldn't Say To An Atheist by Joshthefirst(m): 12:13pm On Dec 12, 2013
Logicboy03: Your comment is 1diotic.

Seriously, morals leads to God? Which God? Zeus, Baal, Pikiwokkihuh

You christians cant even decide on the morals from your holy books eg whether or not women should be leaders in church.

In short, shut up
nonsense. I'm tired of making you try to think these days. Smh. Morality is innate in every human being, the "innateness" of moral laws don't imply a certainty of a moral law giver.

I laugh at you and your boys who jump up and down decieveing themselves.
Christianity EtcRe: 3 Reasons Why Atheists Are Generally Better Than Christians During Christmas by Joshthefirst(m): 6:06pm On Dec 11, 2013
Pathetic nonsense.
Christianity EtcRe: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by Joshthefirst(m): 6:03pm On Dec 11, 2013
plaetton: Old enough to discern the intricacy and design of Christmas presents as evidence that someone, some supernatural being, designed, created and delivered them just for little kids.
christmas is actually about one man that was born sometime ago.

Let me educate you then:

This man was special and his words and works have drastically affected the history of mankind like none other.
This man was not just a great teacher. Infact, there are only two implications we can get from what he said:

Its either Jesus Christ was insane, as c s lewis said, or he was exactly who he said he was. I choose to believe this alive man.

He is the implication of christmas, not santa. Do good to educate yourself on the origins of this yearly celebration. And find this alive man. The saviour. Only then will you enjoy Christmas well.
Christianity EtcRe: 15 Things You Shouldn't Say To An Atheist by Joshthefirst(m): 5:58pm On Dec 11, 2013
Your number 1 is good. But it contradicts itself. The question of morals always leads us to the implication of God.

I hope some foolish elements will learn from your number 1's first phrase:

"Morality is an innate part of every human being"
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by Joshthefirst(m): 8:58am On Dec 10, 2013
[quote author=lana_Vello]As dead as the dead sea grin
josh...nostalgia?[/quote]yes. Something like nostalgia. grin
How far guy? I hope you're enjoying as much as me grin
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by Joshthefirst(m): 8:55am On Dec 10, 2013
POPE II: May God forgive you .

Jesus' brothers? Smh
Mary died ? Arrant nonsense, are saint dead ? (Answer this question)
we're all saints. The bible is our evidence. If you don't give coherent bible verses to show mary is more than an ordinary woman favoured by the holy spirit to give birth to the messiah, then comot for road abeg.

Jesus is the firstborn from the dead. There is no other. Jesus has preeminence. Though the saints die, we shall be raised up during the resurrection. All this is supported from scripture. Mary was among the 120 who received the spirit in the upper room. I advice you to receive the spirit too. The bible, Jesus Christ, never gave mary this kind of exaltation as you have. Never idolized her, an ordinary woman. Jesus is lord. He is the mediator and propitiation for our sins. Mary is none of these, only a favoured woman.

May God have mercy on you for your idolatry


Get in tune with Gods word and read it for yourself and understand it for yourself and be saved from sin instead of continuing with traditions of men.


Please take this divisive discussion to another thread and stop dividing us as we come together here.
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by Joshthefirst(m): 8:39am On Dec 10, 2013
Morning guys. I'm having that feeling one gets when he listens to christmas songs and sees decorations...I've forgotten what its called. cheesy



Pope. Mary gave birth to Jesus' brothers. Mary was a woman. Mary got filled with the spirit. Mary died. Do not be misled. Take this to another thread please.
Christianity EtcRe: How Is Religion Not A Form Of Mental Illness At Times? by Joshthefirst(m): 9:41pm On Dec 08, 2013
rationalmind: Yes, plants need light energy from the SUN for photosynthesis.

You know what I meant, stop being mischievous.

The light the bible was talking about was day and not sun.
so God could not give them any other form of an ultraviolet ray source before the creation of the sun?

Is the sun the only source of uv rays?
Aren't we talking about God here?

Light was before plants. Simple.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Is Virginity So Important In Abrahamic Religion? by Joshthefirst(m): 9:37pm On Dec 08, 2013
texanomaly: LB is going to hate this answer...but the bible says so. Are things not supposed to get worse before the second coming? That is a scary though, considering how bad things are now.
aManFromMars: Considering that things are only going to get worse according to the Bible, it it futile for Christians to try to make things better? Would they be working against prophecy by doing so?



Or are we hard wired to fight in vain against adversity?
I believe the bible says wickedness will increase, but it also says the gospel will reach the ends of the earth. It also implies there will be revivals and there will be a demonstration of Gods love and the real deal too.

Paul gave timothy the prophesy of the last days and also told him to continue in what he had learnt.
Revival is stirring.
Don't give up ma'am
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet. by Joshthefirst(op): 9:31pm On Dec 08, 2013
God is too big to be fit into our lives.
We must fit into his his life, and plans and purposes.
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet. by Joshthefirst(op): 9:29pm On Dec 08, 2013
Psalm: 30-31 Righteous chews on wisdom like a dog on a bone, rolls virtue around on his tongue. His heart pumps God's Word like blood through his veins; his feet are as sure as a cat's.
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet. by Joshthefirst(op): 9:28pm On Dec 08, 2013
Psalm:16-17 Less is more and more is less. One righteous will outclass fifty wicked, For the wicked are moral weaklings but the righteous are GOD-strong.

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