₦airaland Forum

Abdulazeez99:
Someone cannot play with you again

Is the baby urs? She cute like that

verifiablefacts:
why you no go like the puppet before?

I don't know if you people have selective understanding or something. Dude is happy he's getting married. I like that. If that's a sin to you, then there's a problem somewhere.
And u even addressed him as a puppet? Why? Cos his wife is big? Cos he's showing his excitement? Smh

AhlexOfficial:
Hoe low show.......

Thank You

Abdulazeez99:
Sweetim

Since when?

Mmmmm

I Sha like the man attitude to the whole thing.

So Interswitch is also doing something like this now.
Kudos to Tv programs such as this.
A wonderful reminder that you don't have to be an 'entertainer' to make it.

Rextizzle:
This boy forehead like tanker

Be body shaming people up and down, when u cannot even create an ant

Odiegwu.
Nn'ayi ukwu bu eze onye agwalam o.

He listens to nobody... Smh

udemzyudex:
Madam I have my PVC and most of my friends have theirs, I didn't vote for the dullard during the last election and nothing will make me vote for him.

You said I do nothing to change the status quo, so you just sit at the comfort of your room and assume rubbish, assume nonsense about me, well it's people like you that will whine online about the economy, then sit back and fold their arms.

Okay, you win. Run along now.

udemzyudex:
Shut up if. You have nothing reasonable to post. I know it's your opinion but your opinion is stupid and you shouldn't made it known to the public.

This nonsense is common here, after saying rubbish, they will say P. S I'm not APC or PDP, I'm not igbo, I'm not Yoruba madam who cares?

Smiles. I pray Atiku wins but I am willing to bet he won't. You know why? Because of people like you.
You come online to exhibit such uncouthness and loutish behavior, yet you do nothing to change the status quo. Do you have your PVC, how many of your friends and family have you convinced to get theirs. Or do you plan on wishing Buhari away?

Go on and insult me some more. Changes nothing.

baliyubla:
Which kind wahala be this? Bros read my write up again, but slowly this time, and come back to apologize to me. Am waiting.

Lwkmh. I swear you are the Billboard definition of 'calmness'. Anyone else would have lashed out.

Timing is everything. You cannot be doing the right thing at the wrong time. The polity is too heated for this. Even if Buhari had the best intentions, the timing would definitely raise a lot of doubt. Meanwhile, I don't think he even has the best intentions. Mtsheew!

Truth is, I see Buhari winning this election... We don't like it, but it will happen. Atiku should have gone for a heavyweight Westerner as his running mate.
This no referendum, no election thing will just make Peter Obi less useful to the cause.

With or without Peter Obi, igbos (those who have PVC), would have voted Atiku anyway cos we are already sick n tired of Buhari. A Western running mate would have given Atiku a few more votes in the West.

Now he's not sure of the North, he's not sure of the West... He's only sure of the East and apart from being divided, the East cannot give him what they do not have (many do not have PVC)... The South South is a topic for another day. I am only sure of PDP winning in Rivers State as Wike will never let APC win there. However, this will come with a lot of bloodshed.


We should have all sacrificed personal interest until we send Buhari back to Daura, but No.

P.s: I'm igbo... And I love Peter Obi.

adetoroamos:
gimme ur maama info

No can do, you don't sound 'responsible'.

TheGreenLand:
NOTED!

Don't just note; I'm not giving lectures.

Demayour:
Lol... What do you think someone would think with what you typed there?

We are talking about you now. Not 'someone'.

Awww

Demayour:
I hope it's not what I'm thinking...

Pls what are you thinking?

...and some people can't even find one husband.

Hml mama

She still garrit!
...and she looks so much like my momma, who coincidentally is also single.�

This is so sad... And her note? So touching.

People's tolerance level has depreciated tremendously over time.

I wonder what is going on. I thought it was only in the 'new' Nigeria that people were giving up at will... Now shit's gone global.

"No go dey do pass yourself"

All these people telling you to take herbs, how long do you think you can keep that up?

Just up and tell her. Maybe you both can reach some sorta compromise.

Offpoint:
Irony of life, what Lefulefu is praying for is what this op is complaining about.


Anyways, if she f*kks away all your energy in courtship, then what the fûck will she f**ks in marriage?


Save yourself, if the food is excess please invite friends to merit with you.

oh, op sorry... I just realize you need advice from mature men.

let me give you mature advice. sit her down, tella you've seen a doctor and he said you're having excessive sex, that if you don't reduce or stop, your penįs might soon crash beyond repairs.
Tella you understand how much sex mean to her, you'll help her with dîldo, but you'll only engage once in a week or month because you have life and don't want to be unfortunate in life.

just know if you stop she'll cheat on you.. 99% sure.


........
Nairaland stop changing my penís to joystick, joystick is a computer game pad, not pènis.

and stop changing my Díldo to "Love machine... who invented it? I know what a machine is.

why do you guys change flatinò to igbos? when did Igbo race becomes flatinò?

...........Modified.......
Since this made Front page and I'm the FTC, it's a rare opportunity. I dedicate this to all the 30sec/ 1 minutes men like me.
A big thanks to my mom who took the pain of raising me alone since my pop died since I was 6, and choosed to remain single till date because of the love she had for him. You're forever my hero and role model. I love you mom and God strengthen all the widows out there... Amen.

"No woman will come and make me unfortunate in life, if I climb you for 30 seconds and you're not satisfy... my sister grow your own pènis and F yourself"....I'm out

I swear you had me laughing out loud.. till the freaking end. Where the hell u from? Dude ua cray cray.

Things dey happen o

SenorFax:
Ladies above me are in serious pain


Jealousy na bastard

Lmao...Dude... U savage

Popular Nigerian artistes Simi and Adekunle Gold are reportedly set to get married today, according to reports circulating online, with about 300 exclusive guests set to attend. The pair allegedly had their secret wedding introduction three weeks ago in Magodo, Lagos.
The traditional wedding is reportedly scheduled to hold today in Victoria Island, while their white (church) wedding is marked down for Thursday at Ilashe beach.

The secrecy surrounding the event comes as no surprise to fans of the pair of popular singers, who are known for keeping their matters private. Having kept their long-rumoured romance within wraps so far, they seemingly intend to continue in the same vein in matrimony.

https://mobizone.ng/singers-simi-adekunle-gold-get-married-today/

sacramento1212:
Who's first not okay?

Both of them.

She could have worked for what she wanted, instead she got married for it.

He must have known at some point that she was only with him cos he had some money, I say this because, in his write up, he never sounded surprised that she went back to being submissive after she lost everything. He knew all this, still he married her.

Just hope we don't have a case of spousal murder once the wife gets wind of what really happened to her business.

I saw this on RantHq. Both the man and his wife are not okay... Smh

World Bank President Jim Yong Kim has resigned from office, more than three years before his term ends in 2022, the multilateral lender said on Monday 7th January.
Jim Yong Kim, 59, said he will immediately join a firm and focus on increasing infrastructure in developing countries. The bank did not give further details.
“It’s been a great honor to serve as President of this remarkable institution, full of passionate individuals dedicated to the mission of ending extreme poverty in our lifetime,” he said in a statement on Monday.

“The world of the World Bank Group is more important now than ever as the aspirations of the poor rise all over the world, and problems like climate change, pandemics, famine and refugees continue to grow in both their scale and complexity,” he added.


https://mobizone.ng/world-bank-president-jim-yong-kim-resigns-office/

CarolineOlawale:
Check where she comes from very well, she's likely to come from the land of the potor potor people.


Flat heads and crime are inseparable!

U no see Kenya abi? Hate can blind one though