₦airaland Forum

Yuceeluv:
Ha! Nne there is power in the tongue o. Sit down and think well and try to remember all dealings between you and them o. Before you begin to lament later.

Modified: wait! Wait!...did I just see " i paid #2million for birthday shoot?"

ifada123:
Let me try and make a solution to it now

Pentasoft1978:
Also pray against demonic attack, you might be possessed with the spirit of lust....this can lead you into prostitution. If you make love and the itches stop, please run to God before you become a sex idol.

Shelloween:
Omg!!! Omg!!! Omg!!! This looks like my uncle who died 6 years ago. I can't believe this.

Richdad50:
If you see her Profile, you had rather peck an Oak(Lord of the Ring) than that disgusting Onyi22

Richdad

CodeTemplar:
Let daughter's age be d
That makes mom's age 2d and dad's own 2d+5
d + 2d + ( 2d + 5 ) = 100
d + 2d + 2d +5 = 100
5d + 5 =100
5d = 100 - 5 = 95
d = 95/5 =19
daughter's age is therefore 19 and mom's is 19 X 2 = 38 and dad's is mom's own + 5 and therefore 43
19 + 38 + 43 = 100

Nbote:
U fine sha... Pls com and b my ozone layer na

OALandAgents:
nice one

Nbote:
Oh Aljazeera don even hear am... My ppl dis one no b heatwave ooo, na microwave season b dis... How can someone b taking a shower and still b sweating in d bathroom?? It's already more frustrating dat d water U want to shower with feels like boiled water.. Seriously somebody has embezzled d ozone layer here

superlanny:
This type of women are the reason, I have almost given up on getting married, because I can't stand women like this, make I no go commit murder. Baby mama seems the second best option. My peace of mind is non negotiable. So she even knows Nairaland, even better, Tonto if you are reading this, want you to know that you are falling your hand and your behaviour is not womanlike at all. In other words, craze dey worry you.

Iyajelili:
God all I need is a visa

Aieboocaar:
OMG!.. My bad!!! i no look properly

You look tomtom tho

Aieboocaar:
No lies bro!!.... but just pray say make your own display no make you comot cloth dey show preek for express

Aieboocaar:
It seems every Nigerian was created with a dose madness by default.
All one needs is just an incident to trigger the madness in you and BOOM!!!, You don begin display!!!

WHAT A COUNTRY!!

Viicfuntop:
What’s the purpose of this thread? It makes no sense. So if the church goers are the scum ko, what has that got to do with anything? You have plenty friends that are spoilt, so duck what? Judging your lecturer, you can tell how stupid the students are

henriettttta:
But I know of a girl that has never had sex
She talks like a wayward
Behaves like she don sabi everything wey dey happen for inside bedroom
But deep down she doesn't really know
All she talks are hearsay

Davash222:
TTT is not above to be Uber driver!! Nothing special here.

Na for this same Lagos I saw my Neighbour selling Omo Osun herbal cleanser for oshodi but he claimed to be a medical doctor.

mebad:
Epilepsy Logo ?

Chimaokigwe:
There are fingerprints on that body
There is semen on the body.
There are DNA deposits in the areas of pressure where the rapist struggled with the victim.

Those fingerprints in the body registered for BVN
The BVN have accounts that can be traced.
The fingerprints on the body can be traced to the BVN.

With less than 400k, those fingerprints can be picked and run against the CBN database for BVN holders.
The names, addresses and details would pop up.

Obtain semen samples from the most prominent male names which showed up in the BVN database and match it with that found on the corpse.

Solving crime is not rocket science, we are just cursed with unseriousness in this country. The country is being run like Nairaland. No improvement, no innovation. Abject stagnation.

iamJ:
See how the wife looks like their house help

What kind of dressing is that Biko?