₦airaland Forum

yankeedude:
That is what is expected from our politicians. Thank you Desmond Elliot.

No, it's not. What is expected of our politicians is for us to have a programme in place for rehabilitating homeless PEOPLE.

Oche211:
This is what governance shld be abt. Baba God bless u.

Nope. This is not what governance is about. What Mr Elliot did is good, but it's private charity which CHANGES nothing.

soberdrunk:
DEAR NIGERIANS, THIS RIGHT HERE IS PROOF THAT THE ALMIGHTY BLESSES WHOEVER HE CHOOSES, DONT LET ANYBODY FOOL YOU THAT IF YOU DONT DO THIS OR DO THAT, THIS OR THAT WILL HAPPEN OR NOT HAPPEN... HAPPY BIRTHDAY GENERAL

Don't be fooled! God doesn't bless or curse anybody. You're not even answerable to God. You're answerable to God's laws. You reap what you sow. IBB may be "prospering" for all his evil deeds, but what you're seeing is a very small fraction of the whole.

bee444:
Why is this causing outrage when these women in a daily basis kneel before black men...their pastors..daddy pastor, mommy pastors, lecturers, and even their boss?

That's what I don't get. Our women greet people on their knees often around us.

blessedvisky:
Yorubas right now

She's not Yoruba. At least, those aren't Yoruba, but Edo names; likely Esan.

Agunechemba1:
Emeka offor can never go broke.

Sahara and lies.

U mean he's so broke that he can't even afford a flight ticket from Lagos to Abuja?

Believe this lie at your own peril.

You didn't read the article.

mizzbouqui:
Sis I've been in a relationship where we didn't had sex
But I could tell that can satisfy me in bed (I won't share that)
I just want you to know that, a man satisfying his woman on bed is not all about sex

Yea, that's right. But it's MOSTLY about it. A man can keep you happy in other non-sexual ways. But satisfying you in bed is about sex. You see, sex is sex. Other things are other things.

mizzbouqui:
His ability to satisfy you in bed goes beyond intimacy alone.
Get the meaning sis

There isn't much meaning in it. Don't deceive yourself, dear girl.

I'm surprised she didn't respond with an insult like any lesser human being of a "celebrity" would have done. Very matured girl. I like her already.

udysweet:
*if* ke?! I dunno where your location is o, lol! But it's OK though.
By the way, we're deraling o lol(i know it's your thread sha)

He he. It sure is and you answered the OQ straightforwardly. I live in Lagos. Ikeja local government area. You?

herzern:
What he said isn't meant for everyone

Yeah, you said so on Twitter already. But why should he say this at all? Anyway, this is the problem of those who take these guys seriously.

udysweet:

I spent the money o, lol. You know expenses will always come up. I'll save up for it again. This time will make my findings and be armed with enough info before going to buy. As for the learning things, I think I can get that done when I have a laptop

Good idea about making findings. I bought my present one from my now former workplace when they needed to get rid of it. You know, since I had operated it, I knew it's condition. It's almost due for replacement now.

If we lived in nearby hoods, you could've borrowed my spare system for the learning, though.

udysweet:
Oh great! Welldone. Have a pleasant nite

Thank you. So have you got your laptop? And how's the MS Office learning going? (I snooped too!)

udysweet:

Don't tell me you're an english teacher? its because I had time on my hands else shorthand or GSM language all the way o,lol!
And then sometimes sef typo error or due to the spead of typing on my phone some letters gets missing and I notice after message has been posted then I have to go back and modify.
By the way,did you succeed with the semo not having lumps after you were taught?(I snooped,hehehe)

Lol. No, I haven't got round to any semo yet, as I'm busy moving into a new apartment and setting up a kitchen.

Yea, typing on social media can be challenging, with the speed, small keypad and all. Not an English teacher, but my work is English-related.

udysweet:
Yes it does. Those ones with glass tops and either single or double. I use one at home. Just make sure you don't leave anything on top once you're done cooking else it'll burn!

Thank you. You write well, too. Every punctuation in place.

I used the "ring" type back in the day as a university bobo. I noticed that if "NEPA" "takes off the light" the thing remained hot for a long time; in fact, five minutes of plugging could cook your rice. I would like to know if that applies to the other type, the one that doesn't have a ring. Does it retain heat?

Thank you.

VolT0xic:
[color=maroon]I don't understand.

So it took him 21years to discover his wife was a terrible cook? Lol. He's just desperate for a divorce.[/color]

Well, in fairness to him, he said he HAS BEEN complaining.

Wike is wearing red. Is it to symbolise all the blood spilled in the state on his way to government house?

FlamesD:
Add for married people only. Please! !!!!!!

Says you. Please state by what authority you are decreeing that people who have not signed a piece of paper are barred from having sex.

martineverest:
not true....im not a fan of oshiomole.i can testify dat he did wonders in esanland,esp. Roads and schools

When someone starts saying Oshiomhole did well for schools, I normally just quit the convo.

Tonniey:
Yes there is, call me on 08059365910

If it's a market, why not say it on here for everyone? Or are you some kind of dealer?

tuale4u:
This will help silence Tom Ikhimi and PDP who have been shouting marginalization of esan land. Now the new speaker is from Igueben. that is the same village with Tom Ikhimi.

Speaker of the house is better than Deputy Governor PDP is offering esan land. Deputy Governor position is functionless position.

This woman have made national history. History will always remember her.

For the about 8years of Oshiomole Government, Esan has always held the speaker position. The Esan speaker was only removed two months ago and replaced by the Benin woman due to the former speaker over involvement in the APC governorship primary.

There was never marginilisation of esan land in the first place.

Not true. This is a desperate move by Oshiomhole and in a normal society, it would be a non-issue. The weightier issue is that Oshiomhole marginalised Esanland in terms of projects throughout his reign.

Note that I'm not a fan of the political pastor or his come and eat party.

A pity he burned it. Pythons simmer nicely in a pot.

Ioannes:
Olu.

Go to where they sell foodstuff and ask the market women. I'm sure they'll direct you appropriately.

Thank you.

Compliant:
ABEG PARK WELL BECAUSE OF THE EFFECT OF WEED SMOKING

WHO BROUGHT SHERRIFF ?

THIS MAN IS THE WRONG CHOICE FOR SURE

BODE OLE IS ALSO A WRONG CHOICE

THE SERIAL KILLER IS ALSO A BAD CHOICE

ABED PDP DONT HAVE CREDIBLE CANDIDATE AGAIN?

NA WA O

Your post makes no sense. Just saying. And you ought to be arrested for using PDP and credible in a sentence.

He's eminently qualified. How many billions did they say he got again? If you're clean and decent, PDP won't consider you. His only challenge will be if Dasuki or Patience Jonathan or Orubebe or Buratai decides to run for the job.

Drienzia:
2- The butt of every deeper life choir mistress

Oh, this is heartless!

marveangel:
U mean all there things happen inside yoruba movies....gotta start watching the damn thing

[b][/b]
He he. No be only you. On my way to the market to purchase some.

ellacute45:
Sounds impressive but the problem is will they take action on all those things listed up there??

That up there is not impressive at all. It's much too vague.

What is the Yoruba word for mushroom? And is there a market or place I can get mushrooms to buy in Lagos?

chocolateme:
Ok.. is it that she begged you not to tell your friend with promises to break out the relationship she just started with the guy or not to tell your friend while she continues to enjoy the new guy?which one? Because ndi igbo si na "ekwue anughi na egbu umuazi but na ahu ekwughi na egbu okenye"
Call her to attention, give her options to either forget your friend now and continue with the campus guy before things gets messier or forget about campus live, focus on her studies and retain her man..
Let her know that you are not a fool too. Then let your friend know before he spends his life savings on someone that is not worth it. Thsts if he is truly your friend. We all know that predators will continue coming for her while in school but she should read a lot about how such relationships ended.



Always me

FTC
CHOCOLATEME

You spoke well.

oduastates:
The future of the masses mortgaged on behalf of the kids on thieving politicians and civil servants.
Some original compound id**ts even come here to celebrate them.
Are we talking about the same civil service that our parents, uncles, aunties,cousins retired from after offering a lifetime of service.
Where did they all get the money to send these kids to Western universities to study socially useless university courses that in most countries, you can study at home. Especially when public servants in those countries cannot afford to pay the tuition, and have to rely on student loan.

It's just sad, my brother.