Food › Re: How To Prepare Oats With Microwave by JuanDeDios: 6:41am On Sep 30, 2016 |
Pweezy: Thanks, but any other way to achieve this in the office? Use a gas stove or an electric stove. But an oven is a good alternative for a microwave. People just need to get out of the "instant" craze. |
Food › Who Else Eats Ofada Rice? by JuanDeDios(op): 9:19pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
The ofada rice craze finally caught up with me. You see, when I was a student at a rice-producing town, there were two categories of rice on sale in town – local rice and foreign rice. LR was N40 per de rica while FR was N50. Or so. The problem with buying LR was that it usually had stones. (A lot of the "foreign" rice was actually local rice de-stone and cleaned up.) Since I do not very much like hitting stones in my rice, I stuck with FR. But for some years now, the buzz around town in Lagos has been “ofada rice”. Whenever I go to the supermarket, I usually ignored the packs because they looked too small for the price to me. And that was how the goodness of ofada rice kept passing me by. Until this week when I got chatting with this pretty lady and she informs me she has ofada rice for sale. Since it’s usually difficult for well-raised gentlemen like me to refuse a pretty lady in high heels anything without a good reason, I promise to “try it”. And so she brings a truckload of tiny packs (she wrote 500g on them, but they’re not more than a cup or so inside) of N500 to my place. I’m a tidy man. Because my ancestors were watching out for me, I managed to successfully resist her urge to buy a truckload and I only purchased a pack, assuring her I would buy more after “trying it” since I’d not used it before. You can then imagine my surprise when I opened the pack the following day and ended up spending 10 minutes picking dirt out of it. And on settling down to my beauty dinner an hour later, I hit a stone.
Now, who else has eaten ofada rice? Is this the situation with the stuff that has been making waves all over town? Rice that someone hadn’t bothered to clean or remove stones from? |
Food › Re: How To Prepare Oats With Microwave by JuanDeDios: 7:59pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
Pweezy: Hello Chefs, Please I wanna find out t possibility of preparing oats meal with d help of microwave. This is because I have limited time to heat the oat on the gas at home and will wanna take it at the office.
Helpful tips will be appreciated.
thanks You should prepare nothing with microwave. It's baaaaad! Find better alternatives. |
Food › Re: The Healthiest Cholesterol Free Oil CANOLA OIL by JuanDeDios: 7:55pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
Alonu: pls can I know more about this body composition? Summary: According to Ayurveda (Indian's trado medicine), there are three body constitutions. One is space and water. One is fire and water. One is earth and water. The type of body constitution you have determines your temperament, and, to a great extent, your likes and dislikes. To stay healthy, you must balance your body constitution (dosha). To balance it, you meat the types of food good for that dosha and avoid or cut down on the ones not good for it. I have followed it for many years and it works. Do you know anyone brushes 4 times a day and still has bad breath? And someone who hardly remembers to brush but is just fine? Someone who hardly eats sugar but has diabetes, and someone who drinks coke every day but is just fine? That's body constitution at work! Do you know that butter (not margarine) is better for people with a hot body constitution that canola oil? Detail: Read this link and others: http://www.eattasteheal.com/ayurveda101/eth_bodytypes.htmPS: If you do decide to explore it, be careful what you read. Not all sites offering advice on your Ayurveda diet are okay. |
Crime › Re: Woman Accused Of Witchcraft In Delta Stripped Unclad (Photos) by JuanDeDios: 7:48pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
madridguy: As African man, I believe in the existence of Witch/Wizard but since there is no physical proof to nail any accused person, beating this harmless woman is totally barbaric. I wish the woman can get justice. I wonder why green and blue follow in your opinion. |
Celebrities › Re: Ibinabo Fiberesima Visits Orphanage In Gombe State (Photos) by JuanDeDios: 11:42am On Sep 25, 2016 |
Mikylopez: lolz u barely even know me! if I am looking for cheap attention I know exactly ow and where to go.....biko don't quote me again ... Why can't you see that bolded is the point I have been making all along? Obviously, you're one of those who speak/type before thinking. Poor you. |
Celebrities › Re: Ibinabo Fiberesima Visits Orphanage In Gombe State (Photos) by JuanDeDios: 10:20am On Sep 25, 2016*. Modified: 10:42am On Sep 25, 2016 |
Mikylopez: lolz wahz d big deal? I do DAT too I take it, then, that you "do that" just to get noticed. And upon my shoulders have landed the considerable task of gently informing you, my dear girl, that that does not necessarily apply to everyone. At least, you don't know that it does in this case. |
Politics › Re: Sale Of National Assets Needed To Fund 2016 Budget – FG by JuanDeDios: 9:22am On Sep 25, 2016 |
Just when you thought it can't get worse. I think I better start making plans to relocate from this country. Togo won't be a bad idea. |
Celebrities › Re: Ibinabo Fiberesima Visits Orphanage In Gombe State (Photos) by JuanDeDios: 7:08pm On Sep 24, 2016 |
Mikylopez: shez trying to stay relevant..... major key alert!!!!! At the barest, visiting an orphanage is a good thing. You have to acknowledge that, instead of declaring her motive which isn't something you're privy to. |
Celebrities › Re: Ibinabo Fiberesima Visits Orphanage In Gombe State (Photos) by JuanDeDios: 7:06pm On Sep 24, 2016 |
veekid: Fresh apples @d first picz As in, ehn!? She has to be the most risque hijabi I have ever seen! |
Romance › Re: . by JuanDeDios: 12:26pm On Sep 24, 2016 |
TrapQueen77:

Saying hi to an ex doesn't mean it's always positive sha..doesn't even she wants to go back to u... She may juz be bored. Nothing special for tat... Sorry to ask. Are those eyes real? Or are they part of the mask? |
Romance › Re: Revenge On Ex :) He's Going To Jail And Getting Deported by JuanDeDios: 12:15pm On Sep 24, 2016 |
chigoizie7: Is that so?
Clap for ur self then.
U think u can buy love with money?
All these people that think money is everything, thinking they can have whatever they want. May God have mercy on them She rendered financial assistance to a human being that happened to be someone she thought loved her. That person turned around to hurt her. How does that lead you to conclude that she thought she could buy love with money? What did she do wrong? |
Celebrities › Re: Bolaji Ogunmola: "I Don’t Have Sex And I Will Remain So For A While" by JuanDeDios: 11:34am On Sep 24, 2016 |
beautiful232: see this one
who you Epp ?
just tell us that no guy wanna have s*x with you
NO come the form nonsense here
who your...*ussy Epp  Your post makes no sense. She's beautiful, more so than you, so what is the basis of your conclusion that no man wants to sleep with her? And how is she forming when everything she said in the interview makes perfect sense and her intelligence shines brightly through? Some women sha! |
Celebrities › Re: Bolaji Ogunmola: "I Don’t Have Sex And I Will Remain So For A While" by JuanDeDios: 11:18am On Sep 24, 2016*. Modified: 11:35am On Sep 24, 2016 |
Rutheby: what is her definition to a poor man? Read the interview again. She explained her position well. She's actually intelligent. I like her. |
Food › Re: The Healthiest Cholesterol Free Oil CANOLA OIL by JuanDeDios: 9:16pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
Canola ain't bad. But if you have a hot body constitution you have to stay away from it and stick to coconut oil, soya oil, or sunflower oil. |
Travel › Re: The Worst Things About Living Alone In Lagos by JuanDeDios: 9:09pm On Sep 22, 2016 |
passionate88: You have your peace No mind them. I'm not the feeling lonely type and I don't get to waste food. |
Romance › Re: Sex Starved Wife by JuanDeDios: 10:22am On Sep 22, 2016 |
Flywheel212: I have been married for less than a year now, but my sex life is a misery, my husband had only willingly made love to me twice after our wedding I always make the move and he complains before finally giving in sometimes not at all. and when we eventually have sex there's no pre-intimacy, and the worse it takes about two to three minutes before he spills all over the place. When was the last time I had an orgasm? No idea. I have complained and suggested we seek medical help but he refuses, I am afraid for the future. ........... pls help me I take it you made the mistake of not knowing anything about his sexual capacity BEFORE marriage. Anyway, you have to manage the situation now. Your first task is to get him to accept there is a problem. Once that is done, you two can put your heads together and find help. |
Romance › Re: I'm Confused On Who To Choose, Help Me Out by JuanDeDios: 6:35pm On Sep 21, 2016 |
Supnaija: Like seriously. so u expect mr lazy bones to change when he enters yankee. Lol. U funny o. A lizard in naija cannot be a Crocodile in yankee it doesn't work like that.
Sister you better run. This kind of person is going to continue being lazy and sure banker is the fact that when he gets there na OYO you go be cos he will look for another woman who will pay his bills, this time it will be an oyinbo woman paying in dollars It works like that. Have you not heard the Anang proverb that when you take a goat to America it begins to pass white sh#t? Or the famous Yoruba saying that the best way to improve a camel's behaviour is to take it to Oyinbo land? |
Romance › Re: I'm Confused On Who To Choose, Help Me Out by JuanDeDios: 6:53am On Sep 21, 2016 |
toprealman: so every white man na from Yankee abi? Ok oooo Every white man is from Yankee. Didn't you know a simple thing like that? |
Romance › Re: I'm Confused On Who To Choose, Help Me Out by JuanDeDios: 4:07pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
Wrong post |
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Gives EFCC 14 Days To Defreeze Her Accounts by JuanDeDios: 9:37am On Sep 20, 2016 |
hungryboy: Release her loot give am abeg, Na today our leaders wife begin to chop bribe? Even Buhari wife too don dey chop the benefits of her office, The 8million watch and 40million handbag na Buhari pension she take buy am? Your post makes no sense. They should release her loot? Why? Mrs Buhari works, she's a high-end business owner - a little reading about her will help you. If you have any evidence that she collects bribe, bring it. If they do nothing about it, the next government will. But release PEJ's loot? No. |
Romance › Re: I'm Confused On Who To Choose, Help Me Out by JuanDeDios: 9:18am On Sep 20, 2016 |
gudbadgyal: Hello Nairalanders, I wouldn't wanna bore you, So I'll just go straight to the point. I've been dating this guy for sometime now (just date oo) but his mom knows about our relationship and his sisters too. He's such a mama's boy and doesn't wanna work. He says he doesn't like Nigeria and he's waiting for his visa to get ready. He's dad is actually a white. He's idle and depends on me to foot the bills saying he'll reward me when things go well for him. He isn't willing to work and this is really pissing me off. However some one is gradually stealing my heart because he has been doing things my bf doesn't do for me, I'm so confused right now... Dunno who to go for Need your advice please Go with the lazy guy. Lazy guys rock. Besides, it's not easy to find half-Oyinbos these days. Since he's comfortable placing his hands between his legs while a woman picks his bills, I think he will transform into a hardworking person once he sets foot in America. He won't find another mugu girl there. He will send for you and you two will get married. You will hold hands and walk off into the sunset, into Happily-Ever-After where he will take good care of you. Like they say, in every decision there are two choices: What is, and what you want; that is, what is good for you and what your emotions crave. |
Politics › Re: Donated American Smart Cars To Anambra Police Commissioned By Obiano - PICS by JuanDeDios: 11:11am On Sep 19, 2016 |
GogetterMD: Does calling a Japanese automobile an American one now make it a smart car?  Been scratching my head since I saw "American smart cars". I wonder where that came from |
Education › Does Any Nigerian University Offer English And French (combined Honours)? by JuanDeDios(op): 8:05am On Sep 19, 2016 |
Does any? |
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan’s Aridolf Resort Wellness & Spa Yenagoa (Pics) by JuanDeDios: 8:47am On Sep 18, 2016 |
nnachukz: You should have asked when was it built before fuming in your mouth. If a chief of Army staff can own two different properties in Dubai and the government sees nothing wrong with that even after being accused of fraud then there is no moral in your complain here but just hypocrisy. Prove that the existence of one thief excuses another and we should not condemn all thieves. |
Celebrities › Re: Lady Calls Freeze's Girlfriend A "Housegirl", Freeze Calls Her A " LovePeddler" by JuanDeDios: 5:55pm On Sep 17, 2016 |
uwem18: And role models don't have feeling. That was an insult from her. Everyone has feelings. Only mature people can manage theirs. This fellow is on a pedestal. He just dropped in the estimation of many. |
Celebrities › Re: Lady Calls Freeze's Girlfriend A "Housegirl", Freeze Calls Her A " LovePeddler" by JuanDeDios: 5:51pm On Sep 17, 2016 |
Berbierklaus: But the fashion police made a salient point nah  Don't know why some men result to whoreshaming women when they have nothing reasonable to say.
This daddyfreezer is so uncouth,whoever trained him did a bad job. Apologies to who that is No need to apologise to the person. His training license should be withdrawn. |
Celebrities › Re: Prince Okojie Gives A Man N300,000 To Start Up A Business Of His Choice (Pics) by JuanDeDios: 5:45pm On Sep 17, 2016 |
sixtuschimere: Mercy Johnson's hubby Prince Odi Okojie is a philanthropist. No wonder he is loved by Edolites. According to Author Blessing Inegbedion who shared the photos/news on Facebook,a man named Mr. Ochuku was given 300k by Prince Odi to start up a business of his choice.
Below is what he wrote....
'The humble and philanthropic Prince Odi Okojie just bless Mr. Ochuku with a sum of 300,000 naira to start up a business of his choice. MR. Ochuku was startled. He was so grateful. May GOD CONTINUALLY LIFT YOU UP sir. Continue to soar higher in life in Jesus name Amen'.
Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/09/mercy-johnsons-husband-gives-man-300k.html Somebody's gunning for the Senate in 2019. I wish him luck. And you, stop saying Edolites. Please. It's Edo people. Don't mention. |
Politics › Re: Innoson Motors Visit Joe Abah Who Raised Alarm About Their Products by JuanDeDios: 10:23pm On Sep 15, 2016 |
LesbianBoy: Something tells me if an igbo man is the president of nigeria, nigeria will be great! Can you imagine, small complain wey customer make, na him make innoson motors (owned by an igbo man) send one of their staffs to sharpaly attend to the customer. That shows igbos have a "listening ear"......  |
Romance › Re: Man Begging Law Graduate For Sex For 4 Years Exposed By The Lady - PICS by JuanDeDios: 7:24pm On Sep 15, 2016 |
cococandy: Wow interesting. She's a biatch because she offered you a cool drink on a hot day.
Clap for yourself. I don't understand that post too. |
Car Talk › Re: Python Chilling In A Car Bonnet In Awka (Photo) by JuanDeDios: 7:57pm On Sep 14, 2016 |
Tallesty1: Crocodile meat, porcupine meat, and snake meat are the best meat in Nigeria. Snake meat is like a combination of fish, chicken, snail and grass cutter. Porcupine meat is better than orgasm, crocodile is like a combination of snake, porcupine and egg. Interesting. I haven't had crocodile meat yet. Any idea where I can find any to buy? |
Food › Re: Are Naija Live Chickens Healthy? by JuanDeDios(op): 7:14pm On Sep 14, 2016 |
Baroba: With good hygiene, you can run a small chicken coop even in a small space, Chicken doesn't smell that bad if well managed, if na piggery that's a different kettle of fish.. Ok. Thank you. |