₦airaland Forum

PMB received his IPOB membership card from Emma powerful today may 31st in Aso rock council chambers and he also expressed his eagerness to meet with his compatriot, MNK tomorrow Tuesday ,1st of June. Wow , this living in the future is quite exciting

Amuochicha:
I Hate Men...

why , if I may ask

SodO9:
Suffocation killed the snake
Swallowed something bigger than it

sumptuous meal like that should've been accompanied by some bottles of origin to wash it down properly.

largehead:
Whats there to open my eyes when life already did?

life you are talking about is actually just a preamble to LIFE

largehead:


Even a man called Jesus claimed he was sent by God to liberate man.

Las las, them nail am like thief for cross

'Las las, them nail am like thief for cross ' and that is why he is the king of kings, sincerely hope your eyes opens one day , so you could behold the beautiful truth he is.

WHERE IS Ngeneukwuenu

emmanuel596:
Where was the popular pharmacist going to without his car?...God rest his soul

Never knew you could jog while in your car, read the whole report before commenting, don't behave like a lazy Nigerian youth

Vision101:
Okafor's law kwa!!! Nothing we person no go read for nairaland.

You shouldn't be here then my boy, rather try and finish your school homework

elderlyyoungman:
I expeienced dis same tin in jamaica in year 1860 its not easy at all.

Still remember that day bro, you nearly shit in your pants. Thank God I serviced my Luger that morning

OlayemiAshraf:
Get over here" let me slap you ..... They told you to help someone , you dey fvck her

Is fvcking not help, do you know the last time she had it

helinues:
When they are caught red handed with no place to shift the goal post to, they start to speak in tongues.

Admit the fact that you goofed

The joke is actually on you, guy was just being ironical in his post.

Arewa1stSon:
Northerners are always on the defense online, never on the attack and that’s where most of our problems stems from. We need to fix up!!

One thing I know Is that Isa pantami will never resign or be fired!

I spoke with him and I'm happy with the conversations that ensured between us... That these animals are dealing with a very intelligent and smart creature!!

So let the media offensive continue!!

they're dealing with a Diallo!!

A Diallo is always Victorious!!

That's why we are called the vikings of Africa!!

Buhari,Elrufai others faced worse than this... Yet they're standing tall and powerful!!

We have already developed a thick skin against hate!!

In fact hate makes us more powerful... That's why we rule and administer even in countries where we are minority!!

Power,success,victory,intelligence, and beauty is in our DNA

we are always Victorious!!

For someone with the qualities you claim to possess, I am quite disappointed that you are this myopic, claiming victory in a battle that is yet to commence. All you are seeing now are just rumblings of a stomach preparing to forcefully empty itself of toxins

GOTVee:
As a born again Christian who is meant to speak the truth at all times, I'm ashamed of the level of hypocrisy displayed by we southerners especially we Christians in this incessant calls for Pantami's resignation. What has pantami done wrong for God's sake? How many of us don't have some misdeeds in the past? Why can't we practice the teachings of our lord Jesus christ who admonished us to love our neighbors as ourselves? When Nnamdi Kanu formed IPOB that later metamorphosed into a terrorist group we southerners were supporting him. Kanu was tried and convicted and became a fugitive yet we kept supporting him. Pantami has never been convicted nor tried in any court yet we are calling for his head. Are we not meant to be our brothers keeper? What proof do we Christians have to call him an extremist just because he mandated us to register for NIN. Why this sudden media trial and blackmail? Why can't we emulate northerners who always stand by themselves no matter what? Are we not ashamed that our country's name is been dragged in the mud by this baseless accusations? Pantami is going no where. We have terrible people amongst we Christians too but we shield them rather than call them out. Sometimes I'm ashamed to be a Christian. Honestly

So your justification for pantami's retention of his portfolio is because there are equally bad Christians in government, well you may have a point there, but just imagine for a moment that a serving minister who happens to be a Christian previously expressed his delight with violent extermination of Muslims because they were termed to be unbelievers, what do you think would've been the reaction. Bros I beg , never justify a wrong deed, we should rather aspire to global best practices in terms of leadership

rowland545:
chest beating will not kill u...I'm sure u r not even in d east...

Do u think by d time d army starts der madness children and mother's will b safe?.


Go and join d ESN and get ur own catapult so u can help dem finish d Nigerian army...

Mumu

Glad you know the Nigerian army default solution for every problem is usually madness, and see where we are today.

Seems the president's speech writers have limited vocabulary, what's their obsession with the word 'shocked' , guess they enjoy all the jokes about how shock friendly PMB is

Babe flipped the surprise, just to show her fiance what she can with the bits in between her teeth

Where did you go to this night, with all the herdsmen, kidnappers and unknown gunmen all over the place

LMS1:
This Is A Welcome Development.
but that does not change the fact that we have lost this country to Bandits, Terrorist, Herdsmen And Kidnappers.
Buhari Has Failed As A Governor,
I Can Bet My Life Savings On That.
but the odd is too small,
Only 1.05 In Bet9ja

list, not complete. Should be, Bandits, Terrorist, Herdsmen, Kidnappers, Hoodlums and Unknown gunmen

angelfallz:
Why is it so difficult for husbands/boyfriends to teach their wives/girlfriends how to drive?

Maybe it's the familiarity.

Think so bro, in my case ,wifey seemed more receptive to the drivers instructions and in any case the driver seemed to have more patience than I did

Tried teaching wifey, for three consecutive days, we step out all excited, only to come back with long faces. Ditched the idea and got a driver to teach her, and in no time she became a Lewis Hamilton wannabe.

Egoveen:
Ikpu gi GA adikwanu ezigbote uto,Nye m akara ekwe nti GI.

Appreciate you are just being funny, however seems a tad disrespectful if you ask me

I will just resign and hand over to the PROF or the SHEIKH, they seem to be effective in whatever they do

Kill a green frog , dry it and hook a beaded string through it, wear the string on your waist every night for seven days, bye bye wet dreams. Problem solved

osamz007:
ON MY WAY TO COMPLETE MY NIN REGISTRATION


AFTER THAT I'LL GO TO NEPA OFFICE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT POWER OUTAGES


I LOVE NIGERIA


I LOVE BUHARI

Naija is really great, inspite of the holidays, NEPA and NIMC dey ground gidigba, efficiency if you ask me, bros book space for me , I need my own NIN. Who mars hep

omotola90:
follow his advice at your peril

on this, he's spot on, no room for emotions where sound judgement is needed bro

NwaAmaikpe:





Verily, verily I say unto you, only the sight of a happily derailing brother graciously strolling into the Simp's Legion of Gloom will make NwaAmaikpe toss an overload of global assignments and run to their aid.

It is so sad that in your lineage, neighborhood, work environment and amongst your everyday acquaintances; you'be been unfortunate not to have anyone train you up in the ways of men.

For men only two rules exist; Rule #1 and the Golden rule.
Rule #1: "Trust no one till you've verified".

And

Golden Rule: "No matter the amount of your verifications, never trust a female".

There's an even a peculiar one for Nigerian ladies.

"NEVER EVER TRUST A WOMAN IN A NIGERIAN TERTIARY INSTITUTION" (Triple emphasis on Never Ever')

You my brother have broken the 1st rule, the golden rule and the peculiar rule with a huge smile on your face.
Of all the girls in the world to choose to commit your heart to, why go for an undergraduate?
Those fickle minded broads aren't ready for commitment but just attention thrills, infatuation whims and a race on the fast lane.

Take it or leave it, half the time you've kissed that girl, you've been licking the remnant of one diseased lecturer's semen she has been gulping to scale through in school or that of a lodgemate whose room she goes to charge her phone to chat with you.

To answer your questions.

Yes, it is normal for an attention-deficient, undecided whorre to have so many men in their DM, because that is what they do for a living, get high off flatters and spread their legs for the man with the best tongue.
Sad still, these type of girls get fvcked for free while their pharmacist boyfriend recommends cocktail of drugs to treat infections she claims to have gotten from the hostel toilet.

No committed girlfriend/wife encourages needless Social media communications with men because they know that inspite of all the detours, any man who chats up a woman is ultimately headed to one direction.

Should you play along?
No! Stop playing because you've been playing yourself all along. You need urgent help but my fear is that you are utterly unhelpable and have been condemned by the devil to be a SIMP on earth.
If a grown ass worker like yourself will let a teen in on your secrets, your passwords and worse even; be swayed by her manipulative tears, then I have no words for you and I take back my rants.

The wise one has spoken, he who has ear should put it to use asap

AK481:
These resident doctors are opportunist , who don’t mind using humans are soft target to make cheap and unrealistic claim.

Up on till now , now has come to rebuff what Ngige said :

The issue of group insurance for them is there but they want a special package for doctors while FG has there are 3 insurance which they are covered in.

I bet you, this is not about the good of the patient, nobody is fighting for the upgrade of hospitals , don’t be fooled .its just for selfish interest.

If the government gives in to their demand,I bet you johesu will go on strike too, and the cycle will continues.

How you ask yourself that why the health sector is the only sector where the public sector is more lucrative than the private sector

Guess 5k as hazard allowance should be enough for the 'greedy' doctors, how can they compare themselves to our hardworking legislators who confront all sorts of hardship everyday. Opportunism my foot, bros no mek me vex dis easther

AdolfAboki:
Hmm..



IPOB, ESN and other unscrupulous elements in the South East region should NOT dare the NORTH!

Mark my words IPOBIANS, if anything bad should happen to Danladi Umar or any Arewa sons or daughters, we'll make Nigeria HELL for you bloody terrorists!

I repeat, NOTHING MUST HAPPEN TO UMAR! Limit your secessionist chants and sectional slogans to your region. Limit your uncouth behavior to your region! If you think we'll fold our hands and watch you humiliate our leaders like you humiliated Ekweremadu and co, then you must be joking!

I dun talk my own finish. Dare us and see!

God bless the North.
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

The North that is presently imploding and cannibalising itself, very soon nothing would be left for us to even date. Bros remember today

Monogamy:
How is Farooq different from Danladi?

His astute write up answers your question, if you couldn't decipher it after reading it, I can only feel sorry for you

kaymart:
u r a foolish being...
I don't want to trade words with u.
Admittedly, u r so ignorant and egocentric.

Old boy, seems you don't recognize the irony in my comment, we are on the same page ooo

ThePrincipal:
Issokay. What manner of people would always go out to defend a "powerful" god they don't see by killing a fellow human being they see everyday...

Not even God this time around, someone blasphemed your prophet, instead for you to enlighten him, it is death straight...

Islam is what again please?

How could you still be asking this kind of question, the answer is right there in the post, it is what it is

kaymart:
A president that Only speak through his ministers, media aides and does pre-recorded speech once in a blue moon
The president of the country. that doesn't talk, doesn't interact with Media or the populace

No interaction with stakeholders, media or legislative


Absence =presence
(No difference)

My dear countryman, seems, you are among the ignorant few who are yet to realise that what we have is a presidency , and not a PRESIDENT, furthermore, presidency has multiple outlets for gisting and interacting with it's citizens, this is for your education. Please, what else should PMB do, leave issues about his welfare to address and interact with you