₦airaland Forum

2009, you were probably 18yrs, so the lady that has a child for you was how old then. You see why teenagers should not watch porn

killmods:
How does this even make any sense? Carbon monoxide from where. Everyone driving around with the ac on should be dropping dead by the dozens going by ur wack theory

A little research and this will make sense to you Bros. Death is likely due to carbon monoxide

MadamVanessa:



YUL still love and respect his first wife , just that the first wife is just being jealous and bitter because someone else is coming to share that glorious dick with her. I don't blame her, by default that's how we women are . It's not easy seeing your husband you've to yourself alone now being shared .

But for this matter people were funny me pass, be people were their mama na second wife, third wife , fourth wife , still get mind choke mouth for this matter.. imagine? People get mind o. Even my friend that I know her mum is a second wife and it was because of her mum that the first wife painfully leave the marriage after giving birth to six children , get mind yap Yul yesterday, I laugh.


Another close friend of mine who we have been having series of threeesome with married men rushed to Yul page on Facebook to dropped her insults..I shocked


I will be so foolish and stupid to join the bandwagon of emotional women to dragged Yul. Who knows I might fall in love tomorrow with a married man, but God forbid! But who knows? Yul second wife never envisaged or believed that she will end up as a second wife today..If care is not taken she was one of those that swear that she can never be a second wife or look at a married man twice, but today what happen?

just luv how your thought flows, realistic

Mazisimonekpa:
if any Sabo complain here i will make it a whole week

Mazi Simon Ekpa from Finland

Control derived from intimidation and fear, can only last for a while, eventually there will be a revolt, that will consume the likes of ekpa currently basking in the euphoria of power intoxication

Indispensable85:
The word used is twitting not tweeting.

Bros abeg, use your dictionary and check what tweeting and twitting means, I rest my case

Indispensable85:
OP your school fees na waste. The joke is actually on you. Most of you think twitting means writing on twitter. Hahahahahahahaha....you guys are truly lazy youths. You're too mentally lazy. Imagine! Lol....

Please go and find out the meaning of twitting in the dictionary and stop embarrassing your parents who laboured to pay your school fees.

The word 'tweeting' , actually gained traction after Twitter was established, so tweeting generally is associated with Twitter, just accept that it was a gaffe by BAT, and move on , while hoping he doesn't release another one

Queenslander:
Yes, there is still something we call a plane ✈️..

By the way,. The guy is very handsome

That thing called a plane , at the current fare is a no no for me at the moment

Help me out guys, planning to go to Lagos from Benin for a job interview, is there a way I could avoid going through Ogun state

thesicilian:
UK and US are the real snakes here. Instead of encouraging peaceful negotiation they're quietly arming Ukraine to fight a war they have no chance of winning. Even if Ukraine eventually wins the war the casualties and property destruction won't be worth it. The UK and US will now step in with high interest loans to help rebuild Ukraine while becoming perpetually indebted to them. Either way, Ukraine is still never going to be a truly free nation.

I personally would have just preferred to be indebted to Russia without the loss of lives and heavy loans that will follow.

what stopped the Russians from utilising peaceful negotiation in the first place, so the west should just sit back and allow Russia have a field day in Ukraine

wolesmile:
I for like make Osinbajo win. But dem no go allow am win. Na Tinubu get the APC ticket. I can bet my left scrotum on that...

careful bros, remember you lost the right one when you betted that PMB was heaven sent to fix naija. Eunuchs no de fashion again

Tomorrow will be my turn to capture 'ONYE ARMY'

BlazinGlory40:
So what you are banking on is their non survival?

of course, was never a party in the first place, was more of a marriage of convenience at best

Ebubu:
no mind those myopic people
North wins in all this ploy

it's myopc now abi, so what was it when sophistication did a similar thing in 2015, oh I forgot, it was jagabantic strategy

BlazinGlory40:
The dangerous thing about this strategy is that if PDP succeeds with defeating APC with a northerner, when PDP would want to field a southerner APC will adopt this very same strategy to field a northerner. Then the cycle continues perpetually. People from the south who are celebrating it don’t see the long term danger of this strategy.

That is if APC survives after 2023

MadamVanessa:



This woman and stupidity. One useless idiot want to pick a new wife instead of allowing the fool to go ahead with his plan while you're making your plans to leave him, you go ahead to stabbed the fool , thus creating more problems to yourself

No man on earth can make me lose my sanity. If I am not good for you enough and you want to pick a new wife, please go ahead, if I can't tolerate such, I quit the marriage immediately. I don't have to go confrontational with any idiot that have three legs which the center one is a midget.

the center one can never be a midget, that's why you are in his house in the first place dear

Candidlady:
Who is Hulk Hogan




°°°°°nobody should call me noodles generation°°°°

You just identified yourself as one

Amperes:
The calculation for 2023 is very simple, if APC fields a candidate from the south, it will amount to political suicide for PDP to also field a candidate from the south. the reason is simple - The APC already has a stranglehold on the north and arguably the south west, propping up a southern candidate will do very little to break it. For PDP to win the 2023 election, they have to get a lot of northern votes and also reduce APC's share of northern votes. They are already guaranteed votes from the south-south and south-east. What many have failed to learn from the 2019 election is that the north does not vote based on party sentiments, they vote individuals. the results from adamawa, sokoto, bauchi and kano in presidential as against the governorship elections should tell the full story . The perfect combo for the PDP will be a northern Presidential candidate and a VP candidate from the South South or South East. Preferably from the south south as i dont foresee the south east producing a lot of votes due to the high level of voter apathy currently been experienced in the region.

My thoughts exactly bro, that's real politik

creatorsverse:
It took america 20years to try to conquer Afghanistan and yet dey cudnt do it even without sanctions from other countries.

Russia only started it's war with Ukraine just three weeks ago, see their achievement even with the sanction. Putin never miscalculated anything he is progressing as planned. All this propaganda, OGA is seeing it

Before America , Russia was in Afghanistan for ten years without accomplishing their objective, please educate me on what they have achieved already, if not avoidable hardship for Russians and Ukrainians

OGUN state!, enough said, we can only pray for the victim

phemmyfour:
Not always true
Back in the days, Ade was poor both in IQ and handwriting

But now in the day, I learnt Ade is an IT consultant with Microsoft

Jacobx007:
Is Nairaland the source of the data? Those are figures from an official establishment, deal with it.

warped interpretation of data, would rather have used proportion of internet users against total population of each region in assessing penetration

seunlayi:


Free visa to relocate to another country.
USA or Russia


Like for USA and share for Russia

me ,na Russia I dey go, country with oversized balls

The chest though, would love something I can press

Depends on what you mean by answer, most times we equate only positive outcomes as having been answered by God, sometimes the answer could be, NO,my son, what you're asking for will not be good for you, but we'll keep asking for the same thing

helinues:
Reno should try and be making use of his brain sometimes..

And yet this guy called himself a pastor when he should be praying for peace

How many Nigerians heard about Tigray war even up till today?

Shame on you Reno

The news was there, but folks like you ignored it

Gamesmart:
They should arrest the Doctor(s) and send him/them to at least 3 years in jail and then be banned from practicing medicine in Nigeria.

Baaaastards!

Document is forged my guy, so may not involve a doctor appending his signature

saphiere:
Men are disgusting.

God forbid

I can assure you, you'll definitely change your current opinion about men if you get to know me

What's with this cousin sister, cousin brother, cousin is cousin and sister is sister, won't be surprised if I come across cousin aunty one of these days

abobote:
If greenwood were black, some of you would have said the same thing. Funny enough, Nigerians are the most tribalistic people on earth

Didn't know greenwood is white, tanx for educating me

JAMO84:
They have been saying this since 1900 and Nigeria is still standing, and will remain standing.

keep playing the ostrich until your beloved Nigeria implodes

gaby:
He's got the depraved looks to go with the accusation, should they be true.

meaning someone like me should always be on the run because I was born with a depraved look that I wasn't responsible for

jazon:
6ft 1 inch is very tall by all standards. I'm not short

perfectly know that 6ft is quite tall, a little over that myself, statement was just meant to be ironical