₦airaland Forum

mrvitalis:
But u would still travel to ikeja to fly out

If u have Medica emergency you would die in hold up

Poor people would still love around you like ikoyi

I wonder who would be foolish enough to buy houses here why u can get far cheaper in Dubai , Miami , even Ibiza

yeah, rates may be better in Miami , Ibiza and Dubai, but you won't get to experience the sweet adrenaline rush that comes with outwitting unknown gunmen, bandits and kidnappers that you'll enjoy here for naija. Just think about it before you jappa

supportnija:
When did taken bribe become an extradiction case..

Some of the victims of the crime he allegedly benefited from reside in the US

Premium tears loading

Guess he must've done a great job last night

I sincerely want to believe that Femi was just being sarcastically mischievous, trying to send a message to the northern elite indirectly

EraseTheDot:
Pissing on the dot.



- erase the dot

may you never stop pissing

LadyRosa:
Yet you guys still call us the weaker _sex

Takes strength to remain honest and trustworthy when tempted to be selfishly deceptive, weak vessels find that difficult to do my dear

uptimumOne23:
Yeah.. Congrats to the First President of Dot Republic

will happen in due course

uptimumOne23:
Food don done o o dot nation

Not interested in this particular food that we foretold was going to be made, leave our dot alone and enjoy your circle

OnionBandit:
Man with brainz ... functional brainz

Man with ballz ... Giant hairy ballz

God bless Nigeria!

what's with your fascination with ballz , not just ballz, but giant hairy ones dear?

Seems so much effort was put into achieving the smile in the first picture, still looking like a forced and unhappy smile though

Authoreety:
No matter how dark she is... Something red must be at the centre

Don't be too sure about that , in today's world you might just find a dark shaft dangling somewhere between the thighs

Ekpeitit:
Biafran culture is disgusting.
Stupid people.
DOT IN A CIRCLE.

inasmuch as the practice is despicable, stereotyping and calling others dirty is also despicable. I am proudly from the DOT Republic though

DavidAO:
Like I said you have to make the clarification that the Jesus you’re serving isn’t the same Jesus in the Bible before I accept your disposition. You also have to clarify that the apostles have a different gospel from the one you preach or that’s being preached to you.

Until you do that, I’ll take it that you’re being disobedient to the word and also making yourself over situations of life. Where did you see any of the apostles protesting bad government or their killings in the Bible?

By the way nothing is happening to Christianity, it’s just your reality that’s making it look like it’s affecting it. Even so, what good has Christianity done to the every day man that makes its abolishing bad for us? Virtually nothing, and it has impoverished more people by aggregating their wealth to a few.

Christian pastors and politicians are in bed together so I do not see anyway that Christianity will be abolished. The hormonal rush you have thinking that Christianity will someday be abolished is a false alarm created by the messages you’ve been receiving.

Be like Christ brother. Obey till death and let God right for you. Bible never said complain what someone does evil. Bible said talk when someone commits sin. Two different things, you’ve only manipulated it again.

Lastly, I do not think I have to agree with you, I can only agree with the Holy Spirit which of course is not you is it?

So what would you have done in Hitler's Germany, obey because he's in authority, so who are the vessels heaven will use here on earth when you don't speak out against evil here on earth.Remember support your country all the time and your government when it deserves it

I can't help but agree with Baba this time, of course he has been dealing with them in fulfude

ThatFairGuy:
To think some are still masturbating on that statement amaze me.


So he's referring to Tinubu because he mentioned Lagos
We laugh at your SMALL MIND.

You all will marvel when the time comes

You are still waiting for the time to come , when the time is already upon you

My guess is , you never slept with any one prior to meeting your wife. Single or married guy, act is basically the same. Is she a committed wife now, if yes, come down from your moral high horse and be a husband.Dwelling so much in the past is surely gonna wreck your future

Guy must be a very patient dude, one whole month and nothing done!!

BSsniffer:
You can tell that to soldiers as a moral booster, but wars mostly weren't started because of ideologies, the bush family didn't invade Iraq because of democracy and freedom.

The US ARMY is focused with no internal contradictions that has reduced the NA to a poorly trained conscript army, even at that, what was the level of their success in iraq, won the war but lost the peace

BSsniffer:
The Nigerian army has a budget of at least $2billion a year.... what's the budget of MNK's ragtag vigilante, probably $10k, how many alliances has he made... probably 0, the odds are against you flatin0s, the army can stay solvent for as long as ipob remains rettarded.

Not about budget my brother, it's about an idea whose time has come, bullets don't kill ideas, history will attest to that

BSsniffer:
There's no gain in dying naked like a dog, this only show that they are weak, reactionary and suicidal, and bravery alone doesn't win wars.....the end result usually is them taking 3mm of lead to their flatskulls achieving absolutely nothing.....lead by a visionless, tactless and erratic leader leading them from his girlfriend's basement cus he fears for his life. The optics say they've lost the battle even before it started, these chimps will probably be dead by next week and nothing changes.

Good tactical analysis, hope the army has limitless supplies of your famed 3mm rounds, cause that's what it Will take, MNK, might be erratic, but he has set a force bigger than himself in motion, well PMB , with his visionary and detribalised leadership style will surely mobilize every geopolitical zone to make available their 3mm rounds to crush these wannabe whatever you decide to call them, just as they are dealing with shekaus boys and herdsmen engaged in their legitimate businessess in the forest everywhere vin this doomed contraption

PMB received his IPOB membership card from Emma powerful today may 31st in Aso rock council chambers and he also expressed his eagerness to meet with his compatriot, MNK tomorrow Tuesday ,1st of June. Wow , this living in the future is quite exciting

Amuochicha:
I Hate Men...

why , if I may ask

SodO9:
Suffocation killed the snake
Swallowed something bigger than it

sumptuous meal like that should've been accompanied by some bottles of origin to wash it down properly.

largehead:
Whats there to open my eyes when life already did?

life you are talking about is actually just a preamble to LIFE

largehead:


Even a man called Jesus claimed he was sent by God to liberate man.

Las las, them nail am like thief for cross

'Las las, them nail am like thief for cross ' and that is why he is the king of kings, sincerely hope your eyes opens one day , so you could behold the beautiful truth he is.

WHERE IS Ngeneukwuenu

emmanuel596:
Where was the popular pharmacist going to without his car?...God rest his soul

Never knew you could jog while in your car, read the whole report before commenting, don't behave like a lazy Nigerian youth

Vision101:
Okafor's law kwa!!! Nothing we person no go read for nairaland.

You shouldn't be here then my boy, rather try and finish your school homework

elderlyyoungman:
I expeienced dis same tin in jamaica in year 1860 its not easy at all.

Still remember that day bro, you nearly shit in your pants. Thank God I serviced my Luger that morning

OlayemiAshraf:
Get over here" let me slap you ..... They told you to help someone , you dey fvck her

Is fvcking not help, do you know the last time she had it

helinues:
When they are caught red handed with no place to shift the goal post to, they start to speak in tongues.

Admit the fact that you goofed

The joke is actually on you, guy was just being ironical in his post.