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[quote author=dell_net link=topic=619544.msg7883171#msg7883171 date=1299749775]can't imagine what "tra glam" would be. asoke with stilettos? good though, I was expecting a reebook+t-shirt response. Wish I could be at your NYSC camp to see you in 3D.

@justwise[b] just about anywhere[/b]. you name it.[/quote]Aren't u struggling to justify ur comment? Then again what u called fun/boring maybe completely opposite to the next person.
You may not be a fan of funky clubs and see a place like that as cr.p while it could be regarded as heaven to somebody else.

[quote author=dell_net link=topic=619544.msg7882954#msg7882954 date=1299747955]I think you should go coz you are young and humorous and as you said that is the next thing to do in the protocol of Nigerian qualification. But there is[b] nothing fun in Nigeria anymore[/b], the clubs are whacked, you only socialize within people you know, the whole country is "tout-ish" and rude I don't enjoy it anymore.[/quote]Thats a very silly thing to say, how many cities or states are in Nigeria and how many have u visited to jump to that conclusion?

@ vivaladiva

Thanks for that pieces, funny and spot on

osarodon:
Thanks for your prompt response but I will like to have option B:
What if am sending myself for the conference, which type of Visas should I apply for.

Same business visa but with ur own bank statement.

Burgundy:
Please, I'd like to know if one can apply for a UK students' visa about two months before school starts. Precisely, I'm resuming school in september but i want to attend my brother's graduation in london which comes up in July. I hope they won't think I want to go and work before school starts. Honestly, that is nowhere in my plans.

Thanks.

You will be allowed to come upto a month b4 the start of ur course, i'm not sure if u will be allowed in 2months early

osarodon:
Please I will like to know the type of UK visa to apply for as am going for an I.T conference, I already have invitation letter.
I will also like to know the necessary requirement I can add?
Can I add my personnal document like statement of account in addition to my companies own?

You can apply for business visa, if your company is sending u then you use the company's account and not urs.

bankeaj:
^^it no mattar na!

[b]I bin read one story sometimes ago way one naija guy take win assulym say him b gay n dem go kill am if he go naija! na so oyinbo rush give am uk residency oo lol[/b]Make i try my luck jare. Me sef wan enter uk chop dis free moni una dey get

ahahahahahahahan, abeg ooo, my backside is written Exit Only
I don't think that the £110 is for the child benefit alone, it may include some other little little benefits pple claim here, rent, council tax. . .etc

shakers:
He is very sure it can be backdated because the lawyers that took care of his papers asked him to go apply for the funds and he said he has not allowed the mother access the funds ever since

@bankeaj
broda no vex oh i never go uk before, na wetin dem tell me be dat, weda na 20p or 110p i nor fit argue wetin i nor know with you

Yes it could be backdated but not upto 3yrs, but i think the mum has being clamining the benefit since the child was born. The system is in a mess though. .

bankeaj:
When did 20.5 pounds per week become 110 pounds    

Bros, your keyboard get error? Abeg na 110 u type o Ohh the joys of living overseas, you can get away with so many I am a big boy LIES

15,000 pounds? backdated LMAO       Cameron must see this thread ooo
Get your facts right! IT CANNOT BE BACK DATED!!!!! All na GIANT lies your bro dey tell u, after when you ask am for moni na, he go dey put phone for voicemail  
Me sef better do quickly make i come uk come born collect the 'invisible 110 pounds per week per child benefit. Justwise will you marrry me  

Hahahahahahah, dey send u?  Man dey marry Man 4 9ja? Hahaha laugh wan kill me here

shakers:
@ justwise, thanks for the clarification, wow the guy has close to 15k pounds to collect then because he has not touched it since the child was born.

@suxes2005, LMAO, you have to be careful make you children no revolt against you someday lol like the libya revolution

I don't think it will be backed dated to 3yrs, i'm sure the mum has being getting some sort of child tax credit since the baby was born.

raphrinco:
am askin of a school in london, i neeed where i can study ,work,and play football, because am a talented footballer.

Are u planing to do degree or diploma course?

God help us, this is getting worst by day.

@vicakeks

Free at what point?

badmus100:
Im not concern about any illegal post or reply,pple calls for it and shall see deterent very soon, im not begging for client,is an opportunity if trial can be given.Wait till i said 100k initial payment, await me!

You really know alot about illegal stuff.

@solutionplus

What appointment do you need for UK embassy?

Siena:
Well, I did make some reference to it, so yeah, he knows it's common knowledge.

Hahahahaha. . .i can imagine his face when he realised that his little dirty secret it out.

Siena:
The worst bit about N**el Green, my old boss, is that he's a very pompous, stuck-up, bigoted racist. He actually referred to a customer's black partner as a "coon". She was white, and had one of those fancy key tags, with a picture of her and her boyfriend on the fob. He's never been slow in condemning Blacks as scum / opportunists. Imagine our shock and surprise, to learn he'd been tagged as a bigamist, and barred from the United States! [/b]He probably married his Mexican wife for "easier" passage to the US. [b]She's rather large, and can hardly speak correct English, or understand it. She keeps saying "ehh"? Lol.

Hahahaha. . Has somebody rubbed it on his face? Or does he still think that nobody knows abt it?

shakers:
@justwise and all other UK residents,
when someone gives birth to a British citizen, does the govt pay that child any money, because my bro that just got his UK residency was telling me he got some huge amount of money to get from the govt now that his documents are ready, he was saying its about 110 pounds a week and the child will soon be 3 yrs old, pls its not as if i am doubting him but i want to be sure if this info is correct,
your response will be appreciated

Your brother is right, kids in the UK do get some benefits from the Govt till they are 16 yrs of age, the system is in a mess, the more baby ur brother and his wife make, the more money they will get, some lazy families never done a day job in their life and still get their rent, bills paid by the Govt and get fed as well,infact many pple on benefit take home more money every week than some pple that goes to work everyday they basically get everything FREE.

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=618323.msg7875242#msg7875242 date=1299636210]otun we osi, osi we otun, oun lowo fin mo.
meaning you dash me i dash you God no go vex, in a manner of speaking.
lets say an agbero with NFA ideally wants to date a fine looking lady from a good home, with good credentials and impressive family. As long as he remains an agbero with NFA, his chances are rather slim.
fast forward to this same guy getting a visa to travel overseas. A whole new world of wider dating pools of all shapes and sizes are suddenly opened to him. Meanwhile, the ladies also want a taste of "the exotic" and the guy is not only that, but seems like an ideal romantic guy who can make a woman feel good.so both are helping each other out, in a way. And the situation will work wonders for the guy's self esteem.
this doesnt mean i'm advocating sham marriages but simply viewing from another angle.[/quote]Thats exactly what most sham marriages are and not only Nigeria that does it, the Asians are very good at it, some Nigerians went crazy with it as soon as the eastern Europeans joined the EU, making it a career, in one case a Nigerian man married a lesbian from Holland, using one address to conduct more than 5 sham marriages, forging utility bills and passports with impunity, they basically abused the system.

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=618323.msg7874421#msg7874421 date=1299623826]i think the numbers are far higher for nigerians.

but it's all good.
everybody needs love and whatever else marriage comes with even if you're from nigeria.

besides, many of the men so inclined, get better marriage deals than they would have had in nigeria.

ie they can marry the class or type of woman they'd be unable to get back home.[/quote]Including sham marriage?

raphrinco:
how much?

Have you applied to any school?

rony250:
thanks all of you!
With your help i've got my visa today.
Especial thanks to justwise
Without you people, i'd never make this.

Congrat!! I'm happy for u, sorry i just saw ur post now.

dammiac:
Ma friends e-passport will expire in 2013 and she wants to apply 4 a 4 years course so I want to ask my fellow nairalanders, I hope d e.c.o will giv her d four years full visa without considering d fact that d passport will expire in 2013?

Thats not a problem at all, her passport could be renewed at Nigerian High commission in London if it expires.

JJM:
@poster, you are not very good at this at all!!!!!!- I mean Yinka Paul same mobile number as John Sho, Houses, badmus 100.

The first sign of a scammer is their poor English and lack of intellect. Lets weed out the scammers. Besides that picture of yours(if it is truly you) in that other link looks highly suspect. I bet you had ankara trousers on from the waist down,

Name and Shame them I say.

You got my vote on that.

snowdrops:
could not agree more

Bros how many forms do i need to fill to be able to visit u at no '10'?

God bless women, what can we do without them

shakers:
@justwise,
He has actually been there illegally, he entered with a 6 months visa then, Well he called last weekend that the just gave him the Residency papers and now he can look for a good job and that he can apply for British citisenship after another 9 months or so, we were all so happy for him, he has a british girlfriend and they have a Son together, that was what he used to apply for the residency,

Thanks for that clarification, cos i thought as much, he should thank his God that it went well for him after spending such amount of money and time, some pple are not so lucky, staying in the UK for more than 5yrs on 6months visiting visa is very very risky thing to do.

suxes2005:
You are crazy for what you just typed.
Me a fraudstar? Some of the bones in your
senses are loosed and there's no dr who can fix em backjust be careful and watch whom you talk rubbish to
I am not a scammer and i can never be. Pple on nl have been to my place and we have met face to face
I have done jobs for them and i am still doing. So mr man watch your mouth very well, dont let the wrath of
God come over you SHALOM

I did not call u a scammer cos u are not, scammers got abit of brain and can think outside the box.

Only an aspirining fraudster will promise his 'clients' that he can do immigrantion clearance for them in Malaysia and attend visa interview on their behalf.
I guess when u called the name of God u meant gOD.

CILondon:
I stand by every word I said. Nigerian born men are lechers who don't know how to keep their hands to themselves and this is a well known fact. I'm not saying that you don't have men like this in other nationalities - of course you do, but in lower numbers. It is in overwhelming numbers amongst Nigerian born men. Nigerian born men are especially prone to thinking that if a woman is verbally friendly towards him, then it is ok to go ahead and start touching her however he likes - this is very irritating for a women and leaves her with no choice but to withdraw her verbal friendliness and become standoffish.Here's an article of YET ANOTHER EXAMPLE of another Nigerian born man who could not behave himself. This is happening too often to be just an unfortunate series of
co-incidences involving Nigerian born men.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1340568/I-bet-virgin-What-doctor-said-medic-pestered-date.html

I'm not a stranger to ur overwhemingly generalisation of issues surrounding Nigerian born men in the UK, ur one sided view is beyond belief, i don't know how many Nigerian born me u know in the UK, probably those in ur street. You can't really be taken seriously anyway.

shakers:
that UK sef, i dont know why their own is always too difficult, i have a bro there facing similar problem, he married a uk citizen sometime in Jan 2010 and till date they have not given him his papers to work legally, the last i heard was that they called him[b] to provide about 7 people (uk citizens) as reference to show he has been there all that time, [/b] he has spent close to 5 yrs in that place now, he has spent about 5000GBP trying to get this thing done but till date still telling him to come today and come tomorrow, i would have asked him to come home but he has already spent too much already to give up,
Well Poster, just keep praying they would answer you soon.
God bless

Do you know if ur brother has being living in the UK legally for the past 5yrs? If ur brother has being living legally in the Uk then his passport is all they need to proof that,no need for him to get 7 pple to proof that, maybe he hasn't told u the whole story.