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madukaanaya:
that i dont like women.i do like them alot but my brain controls my penis.

Rejoice for we are few

Nonexisting:
The new gist now is that I'm a ritualist. If only they know how broke I am sometimes. The gossip has made neighborhood vaginarians that I fucck sometimes to be avoiding me. These days I rely only on imported pussies.

Lol

father01:
https://fij.ng/article/agents-lease-11-apartments-to-over-100-people-in-lagos-flee-with-n60m/

Only a Slowpoke will see such a receipt that says building under construction and not know it's pure scam.

drchibuike53:
Please which other network is reliable for browsing aside MTN.

It's really annoying that the government can't regulate the activities of these telecommunication companies aside the exorbitant cost of getting data to surf the internet ,the data size is being tampered on .

How can I buy data and open few pages the next thing is ........YOU DON'T HAVE ACTIVE DATA.

ITS REALLY FRUSTRATING OOOOO

It's sad really. Airtel is no better. They are all the same.

PlayMaker14:
So touching...


For peace to reign, I pray the daughter controls her emotions and not tell her father how many male visitors came to see the mom while he was in prison.

Shut up please

Lamasta:
OP is that all or You are still typing

I tire for the op O

Beetiu come and finish your story

BadRadio:
You are a wife material already but you don't have to overdo or try too much to impress him by going to his house and start doing domestic chores upandan.

You cook

You wash

You clean

Etc.

Know your limits as a girlfriend abeg.

If he gets too much from you just as he would when he decide to make you his wife then he won't propose to you, cos you are already doing what a wife should do. So he may have no need to ask you to be his wife.

Guess what !!!

He will keep u as his girlfriend for years without thinking about marriage.

Single ladies take this advice at your own peril. No man will make you a wife if he doesn't see most of these traits in you.

This is a rubbish post.

Rilwizy:
Make sure you are not collecting money from him too, he is your boyfriend not your father

Thanks

Seconded

It matters a lot

emeernest:
I don't know why Angel Gabriel never blow trumpet since abi he too na Gaybriel.

Thunder fire you, Lol

Baawaa:
These people want to turn world upside down

The world is already upside down

I have never seen someone this ugly

RoyalBoutique:
So, which religion was Moses?

Judaism. He was not a Christian because Christians came after Christ.

Bellerophon:
I could not keep from bursting into occasional quips and hilarious laughter reading through your prosaic fallacy up there! Your prose is chiefly a product of your imaginary concoction and this is why I am sure and Know....

About 14 years ago as a younger man I by happenstance stumbled on a copy of the above named book owned by a maternal uncle with an uncanny interest for esotericism! Out of curiosity I took the book and perused through it’s rusty pages and just as a confirmation to you that my account is factual unlike your concoction above, there is a page prefacing the actual contents that places the curse of Cain on whoever steals, misuses, or destroys the text! Now, a few pages into the book it is very glaring that these were excerpts and spells Moses, Aaron and by extension the Levite’s were privileged to have known by divine revelation from God himself! Now, these seals, spells, and chants that you have in the book are all written in traditional Hebrew!

People forget that religion and culture are co terminus, the Jewish culture that preceded Christianity was retained in vestiges in the Christian religion and still remains in the forms of chants , sacraments, and sundry religious practices not peculiar only to Judaism but also rife in Catholicism as well! The Levites were a priestly tribe rightly characterized as pious, holy and religious much to the point they had a prescription to adhere to in their lifestyle such was their holiness that it is not out of place to believe a communion or encounter with God did happen and Aaron was a Levite!

The sixth and seventh books are not canonical books per se but a compendium of the holiest and most sacred of means of communing with God as seen through the secrets of the encounters the holiest of men had with God and that been Moses and Aaron his priest! Most of the seals in the book are inscriptions directly lifted from the breast place of Aaron that he wore, the Urim and Thummim ! The breast plates worn by the high priest attached to the ephod! Now these were the holiest of Christian iconography as old as the Old Testament when the relationship between God and man was personal that he made trips down to earth revealing himself only to his most holy followers

The names of God as enumerated in the book are his Holiest and all written in Hebrew, the book is nothing but a relic of the Old Testament and not something to be demonized as a glaring instruction is given to readers about the consideration and necessity of certain level of piety and abnegation for one to attain a level of invoking the spells or using the seals! It is a book for the use of people that have conquered the mortality of their flesh and attained spiritual peace within! Esotericism lives within Christianity and that Pentecostalism or evangelical Christianity doesn’t accommodate such doctrines doesn’t demonize such practices!

My curiosity suborned me into trying a few of the spells especially the one about wisdom, knowledge and understanding that involves me invoking angels that were in charge of the realm and asking for their commute from the astral plane to the physical reality to fix my problem! Now, did the spells work? I certainly did not have a divine encounter! Was my mind pious enough to have invoked such an encounter? possibly not! The jury is still out on that! However, one thing that never happened is I never ended up chanting esoteric names and getting whipped by imaginary spirits!

I understand the need to evangelize and pass your message but what Is intolerable is feeding people with low budget falsehoods that are nothing but hearsay or third person reportage from less credible sources! Why does curiosity offend Christianity? Is it because under the microscope of logic and experience it’s theology and doctrines begin to quake and fall apart? Lord knows, this is a personal first hand encounter I just narrated and shared with you! It has been a long while now and the experience ignited a list and thirst for esotericism that soon faded out but I am glad I was open to the experience!
Spirits don’t chase people as common as you think as not many are even capable or pious enough to conjure up their presence much more offend after conjuring

I wish I can see you physically and buy you a carton of Heineken and some plates of Isi Ewu. You finish work joor.

These are the types of sound minds missing from nairaland these days. Respect bro

Nonexisting:
So does that make the book bad then? Moses that did the rituals in the book, is he in hellfire? If Jesus stopped sacrifice and rituals, why then do Christians still take cow and goats to church during harvest and bazaar? Why are we taking holy communion, is that not ritual? Why are we chanting psalms and why is songs of Solomon where he dey teach how to press woman breast allowed to remain in bible? Don't provoke me please.

Lol, una go kill person with laugh for this nairaland one day

So songs of Solomon dey teach person how to press woman breast

Adakintroy:
Which kind story be this. He leave book for house travell then reach destination see the book him leave on top table.

Anyhow since we are on the subject of mistery here is what I think happened. You guy got ", high" and did not know when he
Put that book in his bag carry travel.

His description looks like a set out of our Nigerian home movies

FlipModeSquade:
Am sure that they did not remove more than was due to them..

Blame yourself for being an untrustworthy customer..

Pay your debts in due time..

You all should stop coming to Nairaland to seek pity..

Those that paid their debts have no need to complain..

Don't mind them.

OloshoMan:
but why is Jesus present when I'm ravaging a kpekus? Don't he have some better thing to do?

Lol

majamajic:
I know a particular women that keep in shops

Very dirty women. Lots of those ladies that own shops poop and urinate in their shops as well. You see them outside putting on nice clothes but they are extremely dirty and stinking internally. Makes me want to vomit. Spits in disgust

jaszplus12:
you guys should be showing us pictures of the snakes BEFORE and AFTER killing it! That is; while it was alive and if it showed aggression and so on...

You are not well

So while the snake is about to bite him he should hold his phone and take pictures? , werey

Peace081:
Lazy op

Extremely lazy. Imagine what she is saying. She is not ready until she loses her job. Nonsense.

Engrdan01:
i got this mail this evening inviting me for an interview with tranos consulting for the post of maintenance technician.i would greatly appreciate it if anyone who have worked there before or have information about the company package can give me inside details regarding their welfare.

And you even left your name on your post. Do you know you can be kicked out of the interview just for this post?



I wonder why a lot of you hardly think before posting.

You think the HR personnel or any staff of the organisation is not on nairaland and can easily see this post with your name Daniel on the invitation? Just daft.

devilmaycry:
Imagine two mature niggass doing this....the kinda gay vibes it will give out ehn !!!..

And these ones will say they ain't lesbians

Lol

Apart from the gay vibes, the kind beating the niggas will get right there and then will be something else

Egusi soup

riverbird:
You should know that some of our so called girls/ladies no get shame.

They are totally shameless.

befocused1:
Dear Op,
I have some questions and counsel for you:

How do you survive, is your friend responsible for your upkeep?

Which city and is your compound fenced?

Do you have prospect of career progress in that job?

If your friend can support you through your probation period, I advise you stay (and appreciate him by being of good character now and later). This job will give you experience that may qualify you for other positions/jobs, don't take it for granted.

If your compound is fenced, just get mosquito net and good 'cover cloth', and trust God for your safety till you get an alternative.

Learn to be good at the your task in your organization, make good friends and learn what can qualify you for a better position.

Never join the boys because you will never be able to plan your future if you start that "woman business" in such condition.

Never run from a challenge except your have another option with GREATER BENEFITS

God bless path �

Best response so far.

Op please listen to this

cc: 55truth

KillIgbohoN0W:
Caked heels from trekking
Bloodshot eyes from constant anger
Fights with omoniles & gatemen
Arguments with charge & bail lawyers
Sharing formula
Juju from rival agents
Mob action from disgruntled clients
Blacker skin from continuous exposure to sun
Missing tooth
Dishriveled coat
Worn shoes
Be on first name terms with conductors
Varicose veins on your forehead from constant frowning
Cell time in Police stations
Eventual death

Lol

You are a mad man

BlackyOne:
OP I dey feel your pain if it is true about what you wrote here.... My truth be say as I dey type this message now I never eat today because of Sapa but I won sacrifice 2k for you (send ur account), I beg you in all things sacred nor scam me if the story nor be true abeg.

You are a very nice person. From the very little you have you still find it in your heart to help the op. God bless you.

It's people like you I love helping.

advanceDNA:
My own question in all of this is.... which kind woman dey collect penis inside room with 3 other men...


I’m not understanding

That's my question as well.

Esseite:
Which one is you wont get paid for the three months?.. would the 3months be accrued and paid lump sum?..

I don't understand as well.

Which company will not pay you for 3 months during your probation period?

Makes no sense

Na real ABA fashion week

This one na fashion