₦airaland Forum

Opperwezen:
Op your engine small o I almost mistook for breast

post=105716665:
GOOOAAALLLL.

4 : 1.

Nice team work.

Game over.........

On this we agree

#MAN U 4 LYF

Mangekyo:
See as mynd 44 dey push all man utd related posts to front page sharp sharp.
Dem dey update the man utd match lyk say tomorrow no dey.
If na chelsea match just now na till match end them go update an and na till the next day you go see anything related to Chelsea or its players for Frontpage.
Nairaland bias sha

Because Chelsea fans are agberos

#MAN U 4 LYF

MadamVanessa:
What is all this shouting for. Celebrating a mediocre player is something I don't understand.


As far as I am concerned, that dude plays nothing than running around the box and wait for ball to tap in. What a boring player Ronaldo is.

Please be quiet. Stop being a hater and appreciate this LEGEND while he still plays the wonderful game of soccer.

Ororo the only GOAT we know

#MAN U 4 LYF

KnownUnknown:
The market in question is Jankara Market but the human body parts have a very logical explanation instead of the nonsense the op posted.

Underneath the market is Hanger 18, which is the medical base of Lakedaemon extra terrestrials conducting human research on all 7 continents. Hanger 18 is their African base. People who disappear or are reported kidnapped are often subjects of various anatomical and psychological experiments to determine whether humans can be turned into organic drones. If they are viable, they are transported onto this asteroid made of a combination of gold, diamonds, and platinum I equal parts. They use humans to mine this asteroid because it’s cheaper and keeps the material pure from contamination. Because of the peculiar nature of the asteroid, it cannot be minded with the use of other metals.

The feeling his friend had is the result of oscillating air molecule vibrators, which are meant to disorient anyone who wanders into the zone and isn’t a viable test subject. The people who asked him what parts he wants are apparitions generated by the Lakedaemon aliens to confuse anyone who wanders into the zone.

Na wah ohhhhh, different types of weed dey this naija sha. What nonsense did I just read

Iniobong34:
Nothing sweet me more than free kpekus dats my heaven on earth

No be only you my guy

DissTroyer:
https://help.twitter.com/en/using-twitter/advanced-twitter-mute-options

And you really don't want to be distracted on Twitter, just follow the key topics you like then change location to some obscure place like Uzbekistan or so and there'd no trends so you can just focus on your timeline and topics of interest.

Done. You're the best bro. Much appreciated

Sister you've been looking for an excuse to cheat and leave the marriage, you just got one. And the fact your Ex is overseas just made your resolve stronger.

What are you confused about?

DissTroyer:
The problem is platforms like Nairaland and Facebook where you can't mute certain words.

On Twitter I have all those irrelevant things muted like Bob-whatever, Tonto, BBNaija and the likes, and I enjoy the platform without the garbage.

Please how do I do that as well? I need to mute a lot of these garbage news on twitter. Please help. Thanks

Nonsense. This is no news. We've always known Tonto to be a devil but you Bobrisky are a spawn of satan himself

This dude is so irritating

descartes400:
I think you are way out of order!

And you think it's not a criminal act to still be searching for your stolen car even when the insurance company has begun the process of settling the loss? What would you call that if he eventually finds the car and the insurance company has already settled, is that not insurance fraud?

olumzzz:
When you're already processing an insurance claim, why are you still looking for the car?

That's Nigerians for you. The spirit of criminality just seems to endear itself to the populace.

afroxyz:
This is why most western countries have an aging population and are depending on immigrants to grow their economy. China is now allowing people to have 3 children. Use ya head, but pay attention to ur pocket first.

Are you to tell me what I want? It's not even about the economy. Myself and my fiancee have agreed to that so we can have time to enjoy the marriage and properly raise the kid. We don't need more than one.

Angelfrost:
Are you asking??!...

School fees
Rent
Feeding
Clothing
Utilities

All are now at an all time high, with income static (Actually less with the devaluation of the Naira and rising inflation)!

Well, I sha pity club owners, and those into hospitality. I wonder who will be patronizing them as this economy continues to plummet. When young people don finish salary or income on top food and clothes, who wan go club, party, or amusement park.

It's a sad situation.

Trustedpronet:
If only I can reverse the hands of time....I need none.

Haaa , this is serious. You must have really had a bad experience

Ikillbrokehoes:
But you had enough time then to drag Churchill on SM because he's a peaceful person? there's nothing you didn't do to that guy just to belittle him, I'm glad you have to pay in your own coin now.

I'm elated kpokpokopit put you in your place, he's your match

She met her match in prince kpokpogarri or whatever his name is

He completely disgraced her like she did Churchill. The thing sweet me die

TroubleMaker47:
The truth is that Tonto doesn't know that Bobrisky has asthma and now that Kpokpogri has found out it will seem as if Churchil is still involved in their arrangement leaving Obi Cubana to be sending voice notes up and down.. hahaha. This is real September to remember
Lemme goan take my medicine first, gist full ground

Abeg run and take your medicine. Mad man

Just one kid. I don't care whether it's a boy or girl.

After all Bill Clinton has only 1 daughter and Obama has 2.

It's only in Nigeria the poverty capital of the world where people born kids as if they want to have a complete football team. Nonsense

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??


Be private. Date in private, love in private, be happy in private, keep your marriage in private.

People can’t mess with what they don’t know.

Truer words were never spoken.

Leave all these idiots that bring everything in their life to social media. Nonsense people.

Silly old people behaving like kids on the internet.

Shameless things

Not again

Please O am sick and tired of reading such stories

Scammers everywhere, smh

humilitypays:
send me your bank details via PM

Don't send your bank details to anyone.

TeamLeader:
I would have done that Sha. But knowing that money nor de the account at the moment give me zero worries till tomorrow. Thank you

brainworkng:
How many times will she celebrate 30+ birthday? You have been 36 like 3 times and 38 like 4 times. Stop confusing us abeg

When you just think you've heard it all, then BOOM another one

Even their sisters, daughters and wives are in this drug business as well.

Na wah for this people. They use drugs swear for una?

FutureIsFemale:
Lovely family.

God I need an understanding man ooo. I no wan drama.

Then calm down and be submissive. Throway this rubbish feminism you carry for head or else na Shiloh you go dey go every year las las

Na evening newspaper stage you dey now, try get sense before you turn into yesterday's newspaper

You people won't leave social media alone. Continue exposing your private lives for the world to see including haters.

Peterpisco:
Thanks man�.... I appreciate
Before I do be intelligent in anything but now I lost everything cuz of been busy without time for rest all time

Once your brother travels please adjust your business times as follows: open 9am and close 6pm so you get home on time to prepare dinner for yourself and eat healthy. Don't open your shop on Sunday. Use Sundays to cook and do meal prep for the new week. Store the food in microwavable containers in your deep freezer. Cheers bro.