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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Replies Mohammed Yakubu Who Compared Him With Buhari by kalemy(m): 8:29pm On Nov 22, 2021
Reno the great! Keep giving it to them hot hot

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Business / Re: Which Bank Mobile App Has The Best User Interface In Nigeria? by kalemy(m): 5:46pm On Nov 20, 2021
Rayd502:
The worst is Ecobank mobile app...The user reviews on playstore is a testament.

FCMB app does it for me.
you think Ecobank is the worse? Try StanbicIBTC very useless.

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Politics / Re: We Will Soon Wipe Out Bandits - Amao, Chief Of Air Staff Assures by kalemy(m): 2:44pm On Nov 17, 2021
We have been hearing that for a very long time now. Stop the lips service and actually do the job.
Family / Re: I Just Bought 12.5kg Gas At 9,250 Naira & This Happened by kalemy(m): 5:05pm On Nov 16, 2021
Bro calm down. This is one of the ups and downs in marriage. But your woman selfish sha.

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Crime / Re: Chidinma Ojukwu Arrives Court Today Looking All Fresh (Photos) by kalemy(m): 3:57pm On Nov 16, 2021
ajumma:
What igbos (sic Igbos)girls cannot do does not exist)
You are a big fool

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Family / Re: My Uncle's Corpse Fights Other Corpses In The Mortuary: What Should We Do? by kalemy(m): 5:31pm On Nov 15, 2021
caprini1:
Normal people dont do Mortician jobs in Africa,a lot of deep mysterious things happen here.If not for Christianity,that eased out most things gradually ,do you know there is a place in Delta state ,most people go for solutions, and a mirror will show like a movie how someone was poisoned,killed or charmed? .
Where is this place located in delta state?
Family / Re: My Uncle's Corpse Fights Other Corpses In The Mortuary: What Should We Do? by kalemy(m): 5:23pm On Nov 15, 2021
janvier27:
I would have been the last person on earth to believe this kind of story. Even now i still somehow dismiss such things and ask plenty questions. But let me shock you the more. I have physically seen something very strange happening repeatedly where there was a corpse. We were only two in there with the corpse and we saw it all. I might share the story here some day. There is something mysterious about death.
Oga share the story, we want to hear it.

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Family / Re: My Uncle's Corpse Fights Other Corpses In The Mortuary: What Should We Do? by kalemy(m): 4:53pm On Nov 15, 2021
Juliusmomoh:


Yes ...

If you want to exprience, come to the coronation of our new king...
What will happen at the coronation of a new king?

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Family / Re: My Uncle's Corpse Fights Other Corpses In The Mortuary: What Should We Do? by kalemy(m): 4:48pm On Nov 15, 2021
SenecaTheYonger:


I remember hearing that if a person from Kogi died in another state, they would put an "evil" spirit inside the dead body and tie the dead body with a lot of juju so the dead body can walk upright to its place of burial. Also someone will always be guiding it and tapping the body with a particular leaf.
Like seriously, is this true?
Culture / Re: Five(5) Places Where Women Have More Than One Husband by kalemy(m): 9:35pm On Nov 13, 2021
No wonder they are all shit-hole countries
Family / Re: Will You Allow Her To Stay With Her Parents, After Trad Without Church Wedding? by kalemy(m): 6:48pm On Nov 13, 2021
Why do people like wasting money unnecessarily? You have done traditional wedding and you still want to do church wedding.. Na wa o!

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Health / Re: Lady Who Did 'Natural Pink Lips' Procedure Cries As Her Lip Enlarges (Pix,Video) by kalemy(m): 2:03pm On Nov 13, 2021
Her lip is really PINKY.
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Gives Young Irish Pitch Invader His Shirt And Hug( Pics) by kalemy(m): 6:04pm On Nov 12, 2021
After giving the girl his shirt, he asked her to play as a defender for Manchester united.
Romance / Re: Man Who Got Crippled After Beating By His Senior In School Set To Wed (photos) by kalemy(m): 2:50pm On Nov 10, 2021
Congrats
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by kalemy(m): 12:51pm On Sep 19, 2019
make somebody drop weekend game please
Investment / Re: How To Make 80% Of Money Invested If You Join Tonight | No Ebook by kalemy(m): 6:10pm On May 14, 2019
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Crime / Re: Thinking Of Reporting To The EFCC - Any Help? by kalemy(m): 2:17pm On Nov 09, 2018
u no go mind ur business abi.
busy body
Politics / Re: Nigeria Has Taken 10 Steps Backwards – Senator Abaribe by kalemy(m): 6:26pm On Nov 07, 2018
Did you notice that this year: - No Glo Naija Sings - No MTN Project Fame - No Maltina Dance 'all Competition - No Guilder Ultimate Search - No Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. And some people still don't realise the level of poverty Buhari has returned Nigeria to. - Even Comedy shows these days are almost non existent. #BuhariMustGo

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Romance / Re: Wedding Of Shurri Baby, Feminist Who Hates Nigerian Men by kalemy(m): 3:21pm On Sep 30, 2018
kushercain:
I'd like to read what luciferkristi has to say about this.
Shugavee is next...my kondo go soon reset her brain too
that guy madt gan
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Guys Drop Ur Number And Let The Ladies Call (hook Up Someone Pls) by kalemy(m): 10:53pm On Sep 01, 2018
08039129677. onitsha. friends with benefit only, no strings attached.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Anambrarian Let's Meet! by kalemy(m): 10:13pm On Sep 01, 2018
Sharon85:
Am Dora by name from Anambra umunze.dorathy Ngozi
hi. can we hook up? 08039129677
Family / Re: Flatmate Needed by kalemy(m): 10:33pm On Aug 22, 2018
Omaa1:
Hello fam,
I am need of a flatmate to share a 2 bedroom flat, located at Onipetesi Estate, Mangoro bus stop, ikeja.


Well spaced and all tiled
Male?
Family / Re: My Madam And Me by kalemy(m): 4:18pm On Aug 22, 2018
alexistaiwo:
Topher052
Sorry for doubting your identity earlier embarassed I take back my comments cry
scammer of the century
Romance / Re: Lady Dumped Her Boyfriend Cos He's Ugly, Unknown To Her, He Bought Her Iphone 7 by kalemy(m): 11:22pm On Aug 14, 2018
samysmoothfresh:
" Guy: i treat you better than any guy you've ever met sad.


dumb bîtch:
i know and i love you for that. you are the best guy i have ever got involved with "



this right here is the reason i rejoice and pop champagne whenever i hear of or read stories of some ladies who were heartbroken and mercilessly used and dumped



how can you as a human being who supposedly has sense, be in a relationship with "the best guy" and still decide to leave him (esp cos of petty issues) undecided


later when you meet a demon sent by your ancestors to teach you a lesson, you start screaming "men are scum!"


that is how that idiot i left my bad ways for and adored said i was the best guy she ever dated but still left me only to come crying to me 3 months later that some men are scum


men are scum kill all of you there!!



dumb bitchés!!



silly bastards!!



demons posed as women!! na wao bros d tin really pain u o
shameless môtherfuckers!!
Events / Re: Pick Your Date Of Birth And Connect With Your Birth Mate by kalemy(m): 12:19am On Aug 13, 2018
NOVEMBER 26. anyone?

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Family / Re: Make My Weekend by kalemy(m): 11:25pm On Aug 11, 2018
try me.. zero 80 three nine one two nine six seven seven

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Crime / Re: Robber Begs For His Life After Being Caught During Unsuccessful Operation.photos by kalemy(m): 12:42pm On May 23, 2018
CodeTemplar:
At least he didn't carry gun to harm his victim. he should be thoroughly beaten and made to do 7500 push ups.
7500 push ups? Guy u wicked
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Reveals What Nigerians Must Do To Failed Leaders by kalemy(m): 12:39pm On May 23, 2018
DONSMITH123:


Our PVC will writes the results this time.
na so. Election that has already been rigged.

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