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SportsRe: Manchester City's Kyle Walker Handed A Three-Match Champions League Ban by kalvoken(m): 10:48pm On Jan 28, 2022
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Good to see he has accepted his mistakes.
Time to move on.....
Not be everyone be zombie na.

PoliticsRe: Bisi Fayemi: Ekiti State First Lady Denies Contesting For Senate by kalvoken(m):
Omo see heading


EKITI STATES FIRST LADY DENIES CONTESTING FOR HOUSE OF SENATE- wife of ekiti state governo.

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BusinessRe: Inflation, Why Do Traders Do These Things? by kalvoken(m): 9:14pm On Jan 27, 2022
Offpoint1:
That's why you need street sense and bargaining skill...

If an igbo man gives you 15k starting price... kindly respond with "You no collect 5k" from their you add2k max, don't go above 7k.
If an Hausa man gives you 10k starting price... respond with "you no collect 6k"? add 1k to it as last price.
If a Yoruba man gives you 10k starting price, respond with "you no collect 4k" add 2k it as final price....

Don't pronounce the "Collect" correctly, pronounce it as "Ke-lect"
Comerade you are wrong. I guess you don't do shopping at all.

When a yoruba person tag his goods #10k, price it #700. He/she will end up selling it #1200 if you insist. If you doubt me, try out those ibadan men selling cow meet in lagos markets.

When an igbo man tells you 10k, least you can get that goods is 9k or 9.5k, and that's the worth. For instance, Water tanks that is being sold 65k from the company, na 2k max be the gain they use in selling it.

Unless in some cases, when your face reads mumu, that's when they cash out on you, especially when you are trying to play smart. This is common among those that doesn't have shop.

If you meet an igbo man in his shop, he will like to sell the exact price to you, so you can come tomorrow or even refer another. It's those that doesn't own shop that may want to chop you once and for good.

But if an hausa man tells you 10k, just calm down and search for any story to tell him. When you two would have had a good gist, price it 9k, he may give you.
This does not include those that sells yam. Those ones a day time robbers. They can tell you a tuber of yam is #3,500. They are not even Nigerians.

An igbo man believes most in turn over.
yoruba man believes in immediate gain on a single product being sold.
Hausa no get any strategy, na their mood dey determine.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Guinea: AFCON 2019 (1 - 0) Full Time by kalvoken(m): 9:14pm On Jan 19, 2022
This coach go Sabi ball.

Saduk should not wear our jerseys again
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Guinea-bissau: AFCON 2021 (2 - 0) On 19th January 2022 by kalvoken(m): 9:13pm On Jan 19, 2022
Stupid sudik
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Guinea-bissau: AFCON 2021 (2 - 0) On 19th January 2022 by kalvoken(m): 9:10pm On Jan 19, 2022
So they can not change this sun Dick umu are?
SportsRe: AFCON 2021: Egypt Vs Sudan (1 - 0) On 19th January 2022 by kalvoken(m): 8:06pm On Jan 19, 2022
femicyrus:
Coach should have rested ndidi like he did with moses simon, okoye and the rest. Ndidi is too vital for the next round
Ndidi be like Kante, he gets stronger the more you use him
SportsRe: AFCON 2021: Ghana Vs Comoros (2 - 3) On 18th January 2022 by kalvoken(m): 8:47pm On Jan 18, 2022
This Comoros number 10 deserve red card for that nonsense he played.
SportsRe: AFCON 2021: Ghana Vs Comoros (2 - 3) On 18th January 2022 by kalvoken(m): 8:41pm On Jan 18, 2022
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Ghana ga ana.

PoliticsRe: #flood Twitter With Buhari’s Achievements, APC Urges Supporters by kalvoken(m): 8:57am On Jan 15, 2022
Nigeria passport is not supposed to be paid for, it should be shared like the fliers of RAPSODY OF REALITY.
AgricultureRe: What Is The Name Of This Fruit? by kalvoken(m): 1:04pm On Jan 14, 2022
Iya almod, come o.

Your pikin has turned to fruit.

SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Egypt: Allen Onyema Gifts Super Eagles ₦10m, Promises ₦50m For Trophy by kalvoken(m): 9:26am On Jan 12, 2022
God why na.

People are just busy looking for where to spend their money. whereas, some don't see the the money at all.



Though, all na business sha, you use money to find more money.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Egypt... What's Your Prediction by kalvoken(m): 12:16pm On Jan 11, 2022
E no go better for buhari and every of our politicians. May your children suffer for the atrocities you are committing against Nigerians
PoliticsRe: A Nairalander, Emeka Stanley, Officially Declares For Presidency Come 2023 by kalvoken(m): 11:38pm On Dec 22, 2021
RolexOfGeneva:
This one don smoke. Instead of him to start from Local Govt councillor...
Funny enough you are too broke to afford smoke, reason for your envy
RomanceRe: Look at the Rubbish I'm Cooking Because of No Money [Picture] by kalvoken(m): 2:46pm On Dec 20, 2021
iLegendd:
I have a free thread on how to get started with crypto from beginners' level to pro. Request for it if you want it via this comment section. No DMs allowed — I don't have access to the email associated to this moniker.

Thank you for reading. The end.
D for drop
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri's Prayer For President Buhari At 79 by kalvoken(m): 2:45pm On Dec 17, 2021
Amen to his prayers even though I never read am, because I know omokri no go disappoint when buhari is involved.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri's Prayer For President Buhari At 79 by kalvoken(m): 2:44pm On Dec 17, 2021
Jdj
Christianity EtcRe: Before And Now Pictures Of Prophet Jeremiah Fufeyin Was Shared Online. by kalvoken(m): 2:33pm On Dec 17, 2021
Hmmm, may we see the BEFORE AND NOW pictures of his customers, sorry church members
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan: Burna Boy Is Losing It Musically by kalvoken(m): 6:38pm On Dec 16, 2021
Ayomi90:
grin even Togo? To think of it, Togo is damn secured.
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You are still underestimating how deep Nigeria has gone down, in terms of security, economic and all aspects.
RomanceRe: What's Your Experience Being 'catfished'? by kalvoken(m): 1:16pm On Dec 16, 2021
Divoc19:
Never. I meet a lot of people online but hardly try to see them in real life. Cos am scared smiley
OP, SEE BIG CATFISH HERE O.
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan: Burna Boy Is Losing It Musically by kalvoken(m): 1:11pm On Dec 16, 2021
More like buhari saying that united states or China or Togo is loosing it security wise.

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CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan: Burna Boy Is Losing It Musically by kalvoken(m): 1:10pm On Dec 16, 2021
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Please, whoever that's supplying Cynthia Morgan the weed she's poffing, should not hesitate to supply buhari too.


I can't wait to see him yabbing USA, CHINA, UK AND THE REST.
SportsRe: Ramos: I'm Going To Fight To Death For PSG In The Game Against Real Madrid by kalvoken(m): 8:55am On Dec 14, 2021
You go just die for nothing
SportsRe: Barca Eliminated From Champions League Group Stage For First Time In 21 Years by kalvoken(m): 11:27pm On Dec 08, 2021
It's bound to happen.

Same way bihari will run mad after his tenure. First ex president to do so
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Barcelona UCL (3 - 0) On 8th December 2021 by kalvoken(m): 10:16pm On Dec 08, 2021
That should be a yellow card to SANE, why would you dribble your fellow human in such manner?

Heartless SANE
PoliticsRe: POS Africa: Governor Nyesom Wike's Plenty Titles (photos) by kalvoken(m): 8:49pm On Dec 08, 2021
African power of power.


POS: still not related.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Zenit Vs Chelsea UCL (3 - 3) On 8th December 2021 by kalvoken(m): 8:17pm On Dec 08, 2021
fourboys:
no need they are going to nations cup,,, liverpool go still win league and champs league,,, u get cheesy cheesy
Mr man stop drinking that Jakarta, it's not good for you

Come to Palm wine

SportsRe: Leo Messi Overtakes Pelé For Most Career Goals Scored With 758 by kalvoken(m): 10:05pm On Dec 07, 2021
Faller:
Let's Pretend as if Pessi didn't score a penalty today.

If it was Ronaldo the Midgetonian Bandwagons won't let us hear word.


Pessi for a reason



The Midgetonian Bandwagons have arrived. How was your journey
Messi is gentle, messi is gentle.

If it were to be Ronaldo that took the penalty instead of giving the ball to mbappe to claim his hatrick, the whole nairaland would have gone up in flame. But since it's messi, everyone will pretend like it's no big deal.

Like messi fans like buhari supporters.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Takes Over Yobe Police Station, Set Operational Vehicles Ablaze - SR by kalvoken(m): 2:12pm On Dec 07, 2021
It's a lie. Lair Muhammed already confirmed the war to be over
CrimeRe: White Lady Cries After Being Scammed By A Fraudster. Photos, Videos. by kalvoken(m): 10:41am On Dec 07, 2021
Am sorry but damn. It's doing me mgbio mgbio.

Like seriously, how does she swallow back those gallons of saliva in her mouth. Bleep.

I hate even those dogs that spit drop anyhow. Yuck!
FamilyRe: Why Are Some Married Women So Selfish And Wicked? by kalvoken(m): 12:45am On Dec 07, 2021
Sterope:
In a culture that mandates submission, it is expected he takes care of her family.
So your husband has to take care of your very own family because you are his wife?

Hello, do you have parents, brothers or sisters? Uncle's, aunt and the rest?
How would it seem for your very own brother to think of his wife's family before you guys?
Are you not seeing things?

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