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Lucky you

And Liverpool walks alone.


Zuma rock with a thunder header


Goal.


Westhampton 3 vs 1 Liverpool.

Rosa Barkley

Why do most players play rubbish prior to their substitution

Should David De jea die today, na man city kill am with shots

Ninisun:
Was pussy odor jare...I guess he fingered the patient before me.

Are you a he or she?

I'm kind of misunderstanding your ' he fingered a patient before me'

MITCHELL96:
I've witnessed this too, but up till date, wasn't able to tell the girl, I swear down, over a year now, I don't know how to put it that won't hurt her

I know that smell, it smells like soaked crayfish water

If you want to be Savage ehn, finger her while in the act then use that your finger to rub on her nose, she'll be like "Why's your hand smelling like that " then tell her " na your Yansh/pussy naaa" if she doubts it which she will, she will excuse you, go to the bathroom and see for herself

Can't have my fingers inside such. Nothing will ever bring me near her bro.

I won't have to bore you guys with long epistles.

I met this girl within the age bracket of 20 -23 a couple of months ago, when I visiteda friend. We got talking, exchanged numbers and we talked on phone.

Opportunity came that I attended a wedding in her state, stone throw from her area. I invited her over. Along the line we got into it. While helping her out with her undies, I perceived a pinch of odor. I just took it to be as a result of an over due undies, so I threw the pant very far away.

Ladies and gentlemen, it was by Gods grace that regained my breath when this girl opened her legs. It was as if someone farmented cassava, beans and iced fish for long time. The smell ceased my breath for minutes.

Luckily for me there was no light in the hotel when she came, I just managed to wear my cloth. Told her the heat is killing me. She suggested I go take shower, but I made her understand that I only bath with hot/warm water. All this words were coming from me while standing in the passage. I know she noticed something was wrong but didn't know what. Since then I never took her calls till date.

One part of me is saying I should tell her, the othe is considering how she will feel about it. So what do you think guys. That could be an infection killing her slowly so.

emmyluizzz:
this shows how st*pid and uneducated you are

so one is free to think about ass on normal week days except on Sunday becos of what exactly


so foolish

Haba. Just like that?

Same you that asked someone if she doesn't know when one is playing with her.

emmyluizzz:
Snoring


Snoring is a hoarse or harsh sound from nose or mouth that
occurs when breathing is partially obstructed while sleeping.
One of my uncle in Abia state is the oga kpatakpata of snoring
committee in Nigeria. Lol




lalasticlala
lalasticlala

Your uncle is just oga kpatakpana in apprentice zone. My brother's snore himself. You can only compare him to the type of electricity generators used by welders.

The worst of it all is that in a twinkle if an eye, he done fall asleep.

Even if e get body/flesh and still breathing, Buhari go eat them.

Any bad thing that man can't do never exists

tunnex190:
It is as if he heard you. And he has just done it twice

He was playing below his standard before the goals

Werey never deyed Canada

Chukwudozzie:
Read, comprehend, understand. How hard could this be. Reports are pouring in that even the so-called search warrant bore a different address and has no me of the owner of the property, and this was what you could come up with. SMH.

Why are you complicatiissues for the light brained guy na.

He will just quench trying to comprehend what you put up there

James not contributing anything to today's match

No true nigeria born by its parents will transact this Escam

Wahala no dey finish for nigeria . Is their anything this dummies mounting the seats of affair will ever get right?


No normal Nigerian born by his/her papa and mama will transact E-scam. Imagine what scammers are doing with our money in the bank, now you want to take the food to their jaw.

I will rather chop the money in a restaurant/bar where those smelly He-goat meat is being sold. Stepping it down with a dead Heineken/budweiser

dallasi:
with this can of bile how do you sleep @nite...hatred imbedded in you. Wishing a mortal like you dead because of worldly things?

Thunder strike you there

post=107112694:
He got what he deserves

Says something that supports everything evil, oh I see, your anger is that he's a lesser thief to the type you supports.



Ozu udele

E no go better for those that did this to nigeria

danieldinho:
Today been the 25th day of oct 2021, I had a terrible and shocking experience at computer village Ikeja. I went for a transaction at my bank around allen junction aromire street, on my way back i got to under bridge looking for a bus going to my direction at the park. As i was abt boarding a bus going to Egebeda i was attacked unconsciously i felt my phone left my pocket and the others held me like a pin b4 i could regain myself phone was gone, and all boys holding me gone too disappearing in the thin air luckily for me my money was intact, the phone is not up to a month, i bought it around oct 8, phone is infinix note 10, the pack and imei are available i dnt know if the phone can be recovered via tracking.

Pleaase folks be careful around computer village ikeja and also be vigilant. Of a truth i was carried away with some thoughts on my head computer village today gave me a shocking early birthday gift two days earlier.

Thus is nothing about computer village, Nigeria in general is dangerous now

Wahala no dey finish truly.


Oga, if you really want your palms to be soft, just come to my village. We have this special fire that is used in processing palm fruits, it will over soft your palms sef.

No be sey you go put inside o, na just by the side, as if you are roasting corn. When it start making sound (kpo tor kpo tor) your palm Don soft be that)

Na because nothing dey there.

Naija police should be arresting the cars na.


Mumu criminal men holding the country standstill

International bandits, buni should be exported to Norway for International terrorism business

wallay77:
Don't know why people like lies...a brand new Samsung 3000mah battery is better than a tecno 500mah battery...I can bet my balls

Lol, hope you are done using the balls because you are about to become ball-less


Due to the features on Samsung phones, the battery drains like gas.

Lol, a 3 bedroom bungalow being billed for 95k is nothing short of criminality.

dfrost:
Yeah, I know. Just that of late he has been posting big money up and down.

I think sey na only me dey notice am

Zimri too has been missing in animal kingdom.

If only he can help us knock buhari to the other world

osuofia2:
We love you baba Buhari

Uturu

Congratulations to New castle