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Politics › Re: NLC Takes Protest To National Assembly (Pictures) by kalvoken(m): 12:59pm On Jul 27, 2022
When are they starting in lagos?

We gatz occupy ojota.

How can a dollar be exchanged for #700, and everyone is keeping quiet.
Politics › Re: Atiku Vs. Obi: How Each Of Them Intend To Fix Nigeria's Power Problem by kalvoken(m): 11:09am On Jul 26, 2022
quentin06:
Hmm and one idiot on this forum said Mikano was established in 1991 and that Atiku wasnt born by then.
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Omo, they are not zombie for no reason
Politics › Re: Atiku Vs. Obi: How Each Of Them Intend To Fix Nigeria's Power Problem by kalvoken(m): 10:56am On Jul 26, 2022
Chiboy419:
All this your nonsense write up can't stop us the sense able youths of Nigeria from voting obi next year
When he was vp for 8 years he was busy stealing Nigerians money forgetting to advice his boss
Na now solution come dey his head ba....
Our mumu don do


Is obi or nothing
Allow them to keep deceiving themselves. Atiku, the sole owner of mikano will fix Nigeria power problems to booster his Generator business or what?

If this people couldn't learn a lesson from buhari, I wonder if it's same maker that made us all.
Politics › Re: 2023: Lagos Voters Almost Hitting 7m – INEC by kalvoken(m): 1:33pm On Jul 25, 2022
ASAPFERG1:
Cant wait for February so that we will use thugs and violence on igbos that election day cool
Seun osewa,
Lalasticlala.
Sports › Re: Buhari Approves Funds For Super Falcons After Protest Over Unpaid Bonus. by kalvoken(m): 11:03pm On Jul 21, 2022
He must have been shocked, abi grin grin grin
Sports › Re: CAF Awards 2022 by kalvoken(m):
Thank God tunubu was not invited, fake bigshops would have been hired to come bless the awards.


What tunubu can not forge does not exist

Akerele44:
U don kolo

CAF award how he take concern TINUBU

THIS IGBO/IPOB PEOPLE I NO UNDERSTAND UNA PROBLEM
Same way you zombies would have been asking what concerns fake bishops with unveiling of a bokoharam sponsor, sorry I meant Muslims vice candidate

Dundee united!

Romance › Re: Best Way To Deal With Angry Moments As A Man (Opinion) by kalvoken(m): 1:38pm On Jul 21, 2022
Bluezy13:
And here I am, expecting to read something meaningful about life and daily businesses not knowing it is about broken heart and gym.

I wonder the breed of Moderators we now have; pushing this irrelevant topic to the front page.
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I thought I was alone here.


Op actually got this topic from TVC program "YOUR VIEWS". He even pointed out only men killing women, as if women hasn't killed more men in relationship unions.
Career › Re: 100k Job On The Mainland Vs 150k Job On Island. Please Help!!! by kalvoken(m): 1:32pm On Jul 21, 2022
amdoyin82:
Bro,Career growth is essential. Please go for the island Job, you will get used to the traffic situation in no time.
Omo! More like APC advice us to keep up with buhari, that we would get used to the hardship. Today, even buhari has confessed to have been tired and want to go rest.

If he has no one to Harbour him during the working days, he's better of with the mainland Job.
Career › Re: 100k Job On The Mainland Vs 150k Job On Island. Please Help!!! by kalvoken(m): 1:29pm On Jul 21, 2022
Most of you saying career growth this and that, have you considered the health of the OP? How long is he going to keep waking by 4am and return home as early as 12 am?

Is the gross 50k worth the mental and physical stress? If you have no where to stay at the island, please take up the 100k mainland job and keep searching for a better one.

I can recall neighbour's HOUSE WIFE locking him out on daily basis when he returns by 1 am from his island job. Same man as you all know leaves home by 4 am. He's the one that opens and locks the gate daily.
Politics › Re: President Buhari In Closed-Door Meeting With Shettima (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 4:52pm On Jul 20, 2022
Ibkhaleel:
The Muslim Muslim ticket is giving them
sleepless night.
As if they are in APC.
The two northern Christian states are anti Muslims.

Benue and Plateau strangled Muslim
minorites out of politics since 1999. The
Minority Muslims experience what lgbo
Muslim face in many areas.
Also, Plateau that is APC in Governorship election is always PDP in presidential. This means, APC has always lose there.
Benue is PDP in both course. And APC lose like pack of cards in presidential election.
In fact, these two states and their Christians have the worse PROPAGANDA against Muslims in Nigeria.
The south east is a Christian zone and
Muslims or APC aren't welcomed. APC alway lose all South East states in presidential elections.

These are places where Christian dominates wholesomely in Nigeria.
Why should APC zone a ticket to a people that will never vote for you to win? Even with a pastor, they didn't vote you onto victory.

No sensible human invest in a lose.

Any attempt to pick who isn't a northern Muslim is a win for Atiku and his PDP. It is like somebody getting to gate of heaven then decided to commit adultery.
(1 am constrained to write this because I see blunders from people on this and CAN who equally never wanted Muslim as governor or deputy in Benue and Plateau, in South East and south South states are opening their gallon mouths over something they never worked for and will never do for Muslims if muslims were minority in Nigeria. Politics is
a numerical game.
So the stipends they pay you can't even afford you a primary education. Imagine what you you put up for people to read.

I'm not surprised you support everything backwards, since you are one yourself.
Politics › Re: President Buhari In Closed-Door Meeting With Shettima (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 4:48pm On Jul 20, 2022
LordviccoDaGuru:
Lalasticlala

E shock Igbo wailers
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What's funny that you are opening those your chocolate teeth?
Politics › Re: Police Recapture Kuje Prison Escapee, Musa Abdulkarim In Katsina by kalvoken(m): 10:05pm On Jul 15, 2022
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India film
Career › Re: "Smile Or Be Suspended": Phillipine Mayor Tells Government Employees by kalvoken(m): 6:19pm On Jul 14, 2022
Kajaard:
I love this.

I wish this can be implemented here in Nigeria in all these years civil service and government hospitals. You need to see the way they are always frowning their faces 24/7 cheesy
Until you work in a government hospital/primary Healthcare, you won't understand why they don't smile.

I took an accident victim to a government hospital at ketu, lagos state. The workers there are no different from those in an iron factory.

No light, leaking roofs, very dirty environments with excess heat. Imagine the patient was treated using a phone torch light. The nurse asked the patient be fan using the hand fan they bought.

These are people that are dealing on human health, any mistake it's death. People that are meant to be mentally stable and at peace.
Politics › Re: Osun Election: It Is Not Our Duty To Stop Vote Buying, Says INEC Commissioner by kalvoken(m): 4:46pm On Jul 14, 2022
Under apc government, nothing is the duty of the government bodies. Make use you wonder why they exist.

Family › Re: How to Make Tiger Nuts Drink At Home by kalvoken(m): 3:58pm On Jul 14, 2022
Nice job.


Meanwhile..

Politics › Re: It Is Nigeria's Turn, Not Yours - Agbaje's cryptic post Amid Defection Rumours by kalvoken(m): 4:22pm On Jul 13, 2022
Vote labour party and vote united Nigeria.




Nigeria leadership is not meant to be a career or ambition, that a mere mortal who feels to be a god should be seeing as his right.


Tribalism doesn't put food on your table. If buhari's tenure didn't teach you that, then you are irredeemable. 20k stipend won't last you for a week talk more of 4-8 years.

It was since buhari entered that I stopped giving beggers money. You may think you are doing others by voting the wrong person, but it's yourself instead. This is because, they already prepared themselves for the worst, but you were still being hopeful.


Vote wise by Voting Peter Obi as the next president.
Politics › Re: Hakeem Baba-Ahmed: Buhari Should Resign, Hand Over To Osinbajo by kalvoken(m): 3:51pm On Jul 13, 2022
Shooyie:
We saw the impact Prof Yemi Osinbajo made while he was Acting President. He was a breath of fresh air.
Tunubu agberos will tell you it was tunubu who made osibanjo do good.
Sports › Re: Raheem Sterling Signed For Chelsea by kalvoken(m): 10:29pm On Jul 09, 2022
Meanwhile....


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Christianity Etc › Re: Soludo Demolishes Odumeje’s Church In Anambra This Morning (Pictures) by kalvoken(m): 2:55pm On Jul 07, 2022
OyeofIkoTuN:
why would they beat him up that way..?

Nigerian Police useless

E go touch everybody one day
I swear.

Power to a poor man is like a bomb to a terrorist.
Politics › Re: Bandits Gun Down Assistant Police Commissioner Aminu Umar In Katsina by kalvoken(m): 6:48am On Jul 06, 2022
Thinkam:
I expect every youth in that vicinity to be gunned down, or locked up for eternity
Oh no! Katrina is in the north, not the Eastern part.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Aborted My Pregnancy! Can I Get Her Arrested? by kalvoken(m): 11:26am On Jul 02, 2022
Mumu.

Your girlfriend aborted your pregnancy. Imagine the nerve. You want to ruin the life someone's daughter.
Celebrities › Re: R. Kelly Sentenced To 30 Years In Sex Trafficking Case by kalvoken(m): 8:46pm On Jun 29, 2022
What if he had chosen SS?

No soap would charge him to court
Politics › Re: Lagos State Rebuilds Pen Cinema Police Station Burnt During EndSARS Protests by kalvoken(m): 12:16pm On Jun 27, 2022
This station is the worst of all stations in lagos. The police will be watching victims get robbed of their belongings under the bridge and do nothing.

Driving through that place, be it early morning or late evening, is more like going Sambora forest for tourist.
Pedestrians see hell along that railway crossing.
Food › Re: How To Make Indomie With Carrots. by kalvoken(m): 9:07pm On Jun 25, 2022
Chopchopfine:
Lalasticlala this Indomie recipe is a bomb oh. Please help me share with my people
Make una dey speak normal English and pigin if possible.

All these phonetics na turn off. NOT LIKE MOST OF YOU ARE GOOD IN IT SEF.

you used two satchets of indomie Maggi but were telling us you wanted to use one.


Nice cook though, looks yummy
Politics › Re: Lioness Is Back — Fani-kayode Gushes Over Return Of Ex-Wife, Precious Chikwendu by kalvoken(m): 10:12am On Jun 25, 2022
Penguin2:
Ashawo pocket don run dry she come remember say she get willing maga somewhere grin

She don go collect all the prick she been wan collect, now her body don calm down.

This is why you should never get involved in boyfriend and girlfriend or husband and wife matter.

In fact, growing up in the village, it was one of the very first lessons that was banged into my subconsciousness.

That if you put mouth for husband and wife matter, na your gist them go take settle for night.

Or what would you say about those who lambasted Precious in defense of FFK or those who lambasted FFK in defense of Precious?

Reading all these eulogies that FFK is singing about Precious won’t they be seeing themselves as biggest fools of the 21st century?

Lesson: Never you put mouth for husband and wife matter.
know this and you shall live long, because you will know peace.
Romance › Re: Should We Hide Our Sisters? (photo) by kalvoken(m): 11:17am On Jun 23, 2022
okoroemeka:
I don't think they are the initial target,this is simply the theory of okafors law no 2 been proven again,it states the inconvenient truth that if you have a woman and you are treating her well,you have a high probability of also dating her close friends,sisters,aunties and even in some cases the mother,many women are expressive and like to boast about how generous ,rich and also the sexual prowess of her partner, indirectly feeding the fantasy and subconscious of her friends with an erotic image of a father Christmas in shining armour.
Your father is your true father. Your mother told no lies.

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Politics › Return Of Fuel Scarcity? by kalvoken(op): 10:20pm On Jun 19, 2022
What's really going on this country, and the worst of it all is that we the masses are just keeping mute as if nothing is happening.

Just today I went to get a loaf of bread that don't eat back then because I assumed it was not nutritious enough. To my own surprise, I saw #900 tag on it. Bread that was initially 300 or at most 350.


This night again on my way home I discovered a heavy traffic on the road, only to know that it's due to queue at the petrol stations along the road.

For how long are we going to keep on like this?

#lalasticlala, mynd44, OAM4J

Politics › Re: Mbaka Apologizes To Peter Obi Again (See Full Statement) by kalvoken(m): 4:03pm On Jun 18, 2022
Mbaka Bleep up
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Sao Tomé And Príncipe: AFCON 2023 Qualifier (10- 0) On 13th June 2021 by kalvoken(m): 3:30pm On Jun 13, 2022
Ref stop this match, 8 - 0 bawo
Politics › Re: Pic: This Road Is Road To Psquare Family House. by kalvoken(m): 11:45pm On Jun 11, 2022
It's high time nairaland starts banning those that spread fake news
Celebrities › Re: Justin Bieber's Face Paralyzed By Illness (Video) by kalvoken(m): 1:48pm On Jun 11, 2022
Saw this on IG a while ago.



Life truly no balance.

Wishing him a quick recovery.
Politics › Re: Banky W Jubilant After Winning PDP Rerun Primaries & Reps Ticket (Video) by kalvoken(m): 7:14am On Jun 07, 2022
May he not turn out to be a Desmond idiot

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