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Politics › Re: APC Presidential Screening: What Was Tinubu Saying Here? (Video) by kalvoken(m): 6:02am On May 31, 2022
The Nigerians now have their destiny in their hands. They can either take the bold step of being in charge, protect and take the lead of their destiny or or foolishly hand it back to the two proven destiny killer and continue their gnashing of teeth.


Let's return the lesson Apc and pop has been teaching us since 24 years. Vote for obi j labour party to redirect nigeria political system.
Forum Games › Re: Check This Out And Tell Us Your Scores by kalvoken(m): 10:51am On May 28, 2022
Never sent out nude huh?

No fear, that's what every guy will score.


Most ladies have their nude circulating on an low key by mentally low men.

Nairaland General › Re: Why Is It That Nigerians Don't Like Paying For Services. by kalvoken(m): 5:22pm On Mar 30, 2022
free2ryhme:
Always get a contract signed for the job.
You don't seem to stay in Nigeria.

If you like sign a constitution.
Foreign Affairs › Re: North Korea Tests Nuclear Missile Capable Of Hitting Continental Areas Of USA by kalvoken(m): 10:52am On Mar 25, 2022
Sanchez01:
Did you just say North Korea is a DEVELOPED NATION? TF?! 60% of North Koreans live in abject poverty and the country has one of the foremost snail-like GDPs in the world. North Korea, developed?

What are you guys smokinghuh
This is nairaland man, full of kiddies, that never left their village square.
Family › Re: My Mother Finally CURSED Me Last Night. I DON'T Give A Bleep!! - TheGidRedpiller by kalvoken(m): 12:17pm On Mar 15, 2022
What Beata my imagination is that which made a mod to bring this nonsense to front page.

Imagine the stupidity a whole nairaland.com is giving audience. Wtf
Sports › Re: PSG Fans boo own players. focusing especially on Messi and Neymar by kalvoken(m): 2:52pm On Mar 14, 2022
andrewbaba44:
And they haven’t won the champions league back to back

When mbappe and Neymar was missing sitters at the champions league finals against Bayern they didn’t bother to boo them ,mbappe and Neymar cost Psg the champions league then with tuchel as their coach

Psg threw away a 2 goal lead with error from GK and a weak defense but the fault is Messi and Neymar who missed sitters and not the defenders

Maybe na Messi and Neymar allow mbappe hatrick

Common sense is not common

I rest my case
Tuchel kwa??

Same tuchel that went on winning champions league with a dilapidated chelsea squad compared to psg.

Oga tell me something
Sports › Re: PSG Fans boo own players. focusing especially on Messi and Neymar by kalvoken(m): 11:00pm On Mar 13, 2022
andrewbaba44:
Booing them for loosing against a Madrid side that worked so hard and deserved to win as if neymar and Messi Na donarumma or the defenders

Booing neymar and Messi and leaving the defenders cheesy

Booing them as if they have been winning the champions league every season or they have even won one before

Misplaced priorities, they didn’t boo mbappe and neymar when they wasted so many chance against Bayern at last 2 season champions league finals

Misplaced priorities,Messi has one more year at Psg while neymar has 3 more years grin
Oga keep mute, stop capping uncappable.

With psg arsenal, the club ought to be winning Ucl back to back.

Neymar is the problem of psg now, he plays with footballa lot. Messi is too weak already.
Education › Re: Secondary School Throwback: How True Is This? (PHOTO) by kalvoken(m): 8:52am On Mar 12, 2022
Those that attended private school won't understand the feeling of inter-house sports.

Only 3 out of 700 private schools in Nigeria do inter-house sports. Their own na quiz competition they carry for head, as if all their students will become Chinue Achebe.
Education › Re: Secondary School Throwback: How True Is This? (PHOTO) by kalvoken(m): 8:52am On Mar 12, 2022
grin grin grin grin grin


You people should stop this na. Why is it coming today, after Wednesday night.

Do you now mean that PSG is Yellow House?
Politics › Black's(nigeria) Hypocrisy Or Whites Disregarding Blacks(nigeria)? by kalvoken(op): 1:04am On Mar 12, 2022
Terrorism has been wrecking the north for years, then came ebola, COVID-19 and then the unknown gunmen saga that caused a total non movement of people in the east. The end Sars protest was there when government of the people took the lives of those that elected them to protect the people.

During all these, never for once did any telecommunications show a sign of empathy to their customers, either by reducing cost of subscription or so. But just two weeks of Russia and Ukraine show down, 9mobile a.k.a Etisalat is already giving me free call to Ukraine.

Which of their staff is in the Ukraine that I will want to talk to?.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs PSG UCL (3 - 1) On 9th March 2022 by kalvoken(m): 12:15am On Mar 10, 2022
WHITELIGHTER:
Modric is 36, Messi 33
But goodness me, Modric is bossing that midfield like Maestro
Messi didn't play at the midfield today, he played free role; messi fans.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Issues List Of "Unfriendly Countries", Considering Actions Against Them by kalvoken(m): 10:08pm On Mar 07, 2022
So north Korea no follow anybody for these matters
Foreign Affairs › Re: 20 European Nations To Ban Russian Flights From Airspace by kalvoken(m): 9:31pm On Feb 27, 2022
Putin putting his people in a hot oil
Foreign Affairs › Re: 20 European Nations To Ban Russian Flights From Airspace by kalvoken(m): 9:31pm On Feb 27, 2022
Wahala, so na only Africa them go they fly?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Inter Milan Vs Liverpool UCL (0 - 2) On 16th February 2022 by kalvoken(m): 9:29pm On Feb 16, 2022
Better link to watch this match
Travel › Re: General Australian Student Visa Enquiries Part 3 by kalvoken(m): 8:49am On Feb 08, 2022
justwise:
Welcome to part 3 of this thread as part 2 is well too long to read through by newbies

See part 2 here https://www.nairaland.com/2338380/general-australian-student-visa-enquiries
Thank you.


Student visa link https://www.border.gov.au/Trav/Visa-1/500-
Do they Accept Neco result, instead of waec?
Health › Re: Swollen and Smelling Corpse Along University Of Uyo by kalvoken(op): 11:33pm On Jan 30, 2022
Danhumprey:
A dead body? Along Nwaniba road? Going to Permanent site?
Few days ago, there was a swollen corpse lying just close the roundabout at Ikot Ekpene road, close to university of Uyo Town campus. That corpse has since been evacuated.
Which corpse are you talking about now?
Actually, I'm not based in uyo.

I just traveled to uyo from lagos, for a project I have inside the permanent site of university of uyo.
So I may not know about the one you are talking about. This one is what I saw in the evening of today being 30th,last sunday of January.
Health › Swollen and Smelling Corpse Along University Of Uyo by kalvoken(op): 1:45pm On Jan 30, 2022
There's a dead body lying along nwanyiba roads, going to university of uyo permanent site.

The body is decomposing and the government has not done anything about it.

Due to the smell from the corpse, I couldn't spare a second to take pix.

Mods, please forward to fp. The government needs to take care of this to avoid the spread of any form of disease
Politics › Re: Man Lays Curse On Corrupt Nigeria Leaders At Village Stream (Video) by kalvoken(m): 7:40am On Jan 30, 2022
Invictuse:
As he laid on his state governor ? If you look deeper this clown will be from state where their destiny is being plundered without caution like Abia Enugu etc.
Obviously, you are the one with no future and no destiny at all.

How is his action affecting you, not like any of your generation has EVER BEEN MADE A TOWN CRYER, and here you are chasing clout.

Muturumu
Sports › Re: Manchester City's Kyle Walker Handed A Three-Match Champions League Ban by kalvoken(m): 10:48pm On Jan 28, 2022
[quote author= post=109773086]Good to see he has accepted his mistakes.
Time to move on.....[/quote]Not be everyone be zombie na.

Politics › Re: Bisi Fayemi: Ekiti State First Lady Denies Contesting For Senate by kalvoken(m):
Omo see heading


EKITI STATES FIRST LADY DENIES CONTESTING FOR HOUSE OF SENATE- wife of ekiti state governo.

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Business › Re: Inflation, Why Do Traders Do These Things? by kalvoken(m): 9:14pm On Jan 27, 2022
Offpoint1:
That's why you need street sense and bargaining skill...

If an igbo man gives you 15k starting price... kindly respond with "You no collect 5k" from their you add2k max, don't go above 7k.
If an Hausa man gives you 10k starting price... respond with "you no collect 6k"? add 1k to it as last price.
If a Yoruba man gives you 10k starting price, respond with "you no collect 4k" add 2k it as final price....

Don't pronounce the "Collect" correctly, pronounce it as "Ke-lect"
Comerade you are wrong. I guess you don't do shopping at all.

When a yoruba person tag his goods #10k, price it #700. He/she will end up selling it #1200 if you insist. If you doubt me, try out those ibadan men selling cow meet in lagos markets.

When an igbo man tells you 10k, least you can get that goods is 9k or 9.5k, and that's the worth. For instance, Water tanks that is being sold 65k from the company, na 2k max be the gain they use in selling it.

Unless in some cases, when your face reads mumu, that's when they cash out on you, especially when you are trying to play smart. This is common among those that doesn't have shop.

If you meet an igbo man in his shop, he will like to sell the exact price to you, so you can come tomorrow or even refer another. It's those that doesn't own shop that may want to chop you once and for good.

But if an hausa man tells you 10k, just calm down and search for any story to tell him. When you two would have had a good gist, price it 9k, he may give you.
This does not include those that sells yam. Those ones a day time robbers. They can tell you a tuber of yam is #3,500. They are not even Nigerians.

An igbo man believes most in turn over.
yoruba man believes in immediate gain on a single product being sold.
Hausa no get any strategy, na their mood dey determine.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea: AFCON 2019 (1 - 0) Full Time by kalvoken(m): 9:14pm On Jan 19, 2022
This coach go Sabi ball.

Saduk should not wear our jerseys again
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea-bissau: AFCON 2021 (2 - 0) On 19th January 2022 by kalvoken(m): 9:13pm On Jan 19, 2022
Stupid sudik
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea-bissau: AFCON 2021 (2 - 0) On 19th January 2022 by kalvoken(m): 9:10pm On Jan 19, 2022
So they can not change this sun Dick umu are?
Sports › Re: AFCON 2021: Egypt Vs Sudan (1 - 0) On 19th January 2022 by kalvoken(m): 8:06pm On Jan 19, 2022
femicyrus:
Coach should have rested ndidi like he did with moses simon, okoye and the rest. Ndidi is too vital for the next round
Ndidi be like Kante, he gets stronger the more you use him
Sports › Re: AFCON 2021: Ghana Vs Comoros (2 - 3) On 18th January 2022 by kalvoken(m): 8:47pm On Jan 18, 2022
This Comoros number 10 deserve red card for that nonsense he played.
Sports › Re: AFCON 2021: Ghana Vs Comoros (2 - 3) On 18th January 2022 by kalvoken(m): 8:41pm On Jan 18, 2022
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Ghana ga ana.

Politics › Re: #flood Twitter With Buhari’s Achievements, APC Urges Supporters by kalvoken(m): 8:57am On Jan 15, 2022
Nigeria passport is not supposed to be paid for, it should be shared like the fliers of RAPSODY OF REALITY.
Agriculture › Re: What Is The Name Of This Fruit? by kalvoken(m): 1:04pm On Jan 14, 2022
Iya almod, come o.

Your pikin has turned to fruit.

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt: Allen Onyema Gifts Super Eagles ₦10m, Promises ₦50m For Trophy by kalvoken(m): 9:26am On Jan 12, 2022
God why na.

People are just busy looking for where to spend their money. whereas, some don't see the the money at all.



Though, all na business sha, you use money to find more money.

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