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PoliticsRe: Ignore IPOB Order, Onoh, LGs Tell Enugu Residents by kalvoken(m):
Who noticed that this cow below is the one commenting and liking its comment Ugandan. Check am, until it log into another moniker, all of its comments have 1 like and 3 shares.


Aged fool

PoliticsRe: Ignore IPOB Order, Onoh, LGs Tell Enugu Residents by kalvoken(m): 7:11pm On Aug 08, 2021
This one forgot he's not talking to zombies.

Lol grin grin grin grin

You dey tell a determined igbo man what to do.
SportsRe: Aston Villa Confirm Signing Of Manchester United Defender, Tuanzebe On Loan by kalvoken(m): 6:30pm On Aug 08, 2021
Starboytwo:
I’d rather move to clubs like Aston Villa permanently and be a regular than stay at Man utd and be bit part/all year loan player.


Tuanzebe has been on loan to different clubs in the last 4-5 years.

The art of playing is the most joyous part of being a footballer I don’t understand this guys
Are you sure you know what you are saying?

CelebritiesRe: Rare Throwback Photo Of Patience Ozokwor by kalvoken(m): 11:42pm On Aug 06, 2021
Akwamkpuruamu:
Susu, the sister Inlaw of Ukwa the wife of Aguiyi
Funny enough I watched that movie online last night. Its only ukwa a.k.a osuofia and chiwetalu age that can go head to head with mama G.


Those three are genuis.

Akwamkpuruamu:
Gi gbawa.
PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy 'S' Series: S21 The Only New Phone In Lagos?? by kalvoken(op): 7:10pm On Jul 29, 2021
soncomm:
Chat me up for S9+ or call me 08035706556
Guy relate to me here na.

Note I'm after new brand new products, I know impiawa when u see one
PhonesSamsung Galaxy 'S' Series: S21 The Only New Phone In Lagos?? by kalvoken(op): 6:16pm On Jul 28, 2021
I wish to get a Samsung galaxy "S SERIES" phone but its becoming a mission impossible.

It been 3 weeks since I entered a one chance Toyota sinnenna car on my way to the island, they made away with anything that can fetch them any amount.

I'm grateful to God for my life, it was by his grace that I survived the beating from those guys, they seem to be panel beaters going by their perfection in beating.

Losing my two business lines has affected me severely, since I was among the stubborn crews who never gave NIN attention. Now I'm paying dearly for that, no thanks to whoever that initiated it.

NOW I SEEK TO THINGS;

1. IF YOU GUYS KNOW HOW I CAN TRACK THE PHONE HUAWEI Y9 PRIME, I STILL HAVE THE PARK SINCE IT'S NOT EVEN UP TO A YEAR. I tried reporting to the police but got discouraged when they asked for tips before I can get a police report. I never went back.

2. SECONDLY, I NEED A SAMSUNG GALAXY S8+ OR S9+ OR S10+. I had searched most ikeja phone outlets, it's only the S21+ which is equivalent to a plot of land that I saw.

Those "A"series are no different from infinix and techno.


Your imputs will be highly appreciated.



Pushkin, dragnet.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Brom Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 14th February 2021 by kalvoken(m): 5:15pm On Feb 14, 2021
Petyprince:
Na the PK make Spurs they ball like Amateurs?? Without the PK City will still trash that Spurs. Jose tactics are outdated.
grin grin grin grin

No doubt about that, even the blind can see how outdated the ONCE specicial one is.

But we can't rule out the fact that England still favour some teams in some matches. Same thing played out in man u VS Chelsea match where maguire dragged Chelsea captain till he reached down. Yet red and VAR overlooked the foul.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Brom Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 14th February 2021 by kalvoken(m): 4:33pm On Feb 14, 2021
SouthSouth1914:
The introduction of VAR has actually helped football a lot. Bad decisions are corrected like what just happened couple of minutes ago in this game.

Accept VAR.
VAR Kor, RAV4 ni.

Where was VAR in the game between Tottenham and Manchester city, that the reff awarded penalty to mancity in an incident that was against them.

England dey ment jor
HealthRe: BUA Purchases 1 Million Doses Of Astrazeneca COVID-19 Vaccines For Nigeria by kalvoken(m): 9:37pm On Feb 08, 2021
post=98876773:
Very Good CSR by BUA.

Meanwhile,
For some enemies of the states,
saying negative things about this vaccine already, as they remain negative to EVERYTHING everyday of their lives,

Vaccine should be a personal thing.
No one should be forced to take it.
If you want it, go for it , it is free.
If you don't want it, stay away from it.
#SimpleSturvz.
So you knew its a thing of choice, but you chose to vomit those rubbish from your cannal(mouth)

Ewu.

If you wish invite seun osewa for dinner so you can beg him to ban this account. The shame will be on you two.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Sheffield United Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 7th February 2021 by kalvoken(m): 9:08pm On Feb 07, 2021
mattmogan88:
Chelsea to lose .....


I hate the blues with passion angry
Eyaaa!

See How. You shortening your lifetime
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City (1 - 4) On 7th February 2021 by kalvoken(m): 7:33pm On Feb 07, 2021
SEYIKP:
Reuben Dias and John Stone partnership na made in Heaven.
That afin/obanze zinchenko played well. He practically tied sallah on a tree
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Sheffield United Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 7th February 2021 by kalvoken(m): 7:28pm On Feb 07, 2021
Alison baker is to Liverpool what Kai advert and head ach maguire are to Chelsea and Manu respectively.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City (1 - 4) On 7th February 2021 by kalvoken(m): 4:46pm On Feb 07, 2021
What happened to kun aguero that guardiola has left him since all while?
HealthRe: COVID-19 Update For February 6 2021 In Nigeria by kalvoken(m): 12:53am On Feb 07, 2021
Stone123:
Whatever that has a beginning must have an end!
Do you bit and follow the rules, it will soon be over.

No fear. It’s well!
buhari and his kingsmen is our major problem,not ordinary malaria
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 6th February 2021 by kalvoken(m): 1:47pm On Feb 06, 2021
Everything is just dwindling in this buhari regime. Imagine arsenal being relegated in buhari regime.

PoliticsRe: Ralph Nwosu Visits 2nd Niger Bridge On Assessment Tour by kalvoken(m):
Onitcha head bridge was constructed and commissioned under 12 months before Biafra war. Second naija bridge has been ongoing for decades and is yet to be completed in 2021.


I give it to NIG polithiefcians.


MrMou:
Is Jonathan among this polithiefcians?
At least, everyone can not see why keep failing your jamb test. I said Nigerian polithiefcians and you asking if GEJ is among.

No, he's not among, Nnamdi kanu and Sunday igboho are the only ones.

Mr MUUU.

EducationRe: Student's Pots Eaten By Rats (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 10:19am On Jan 28, 2021
nyiamfrank:
Suarez
Ijiot somebody
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Wolves (0 - 0) On 27th January 2021 by kalvoken(m): 11:58pm On Jan 27, 2021
Mrviktor:
Havertz isn't half as good as mount.

I swear down..
Dude is no good at all. Worst Chelsea signing since Conte time
TravelRe: Dear Lagosians, by kalvoken(m): 4:50pm On Jan 24, 2021
Herbephe1:
Pls don't display your "lagostic attitude" here, he was trying to describe how furious,annoying,and imprudent you Lagosians are,he's not saying you're mentally deranged o...mad has many meanings Sir. little things èpè yii nanni,O wrong nah
Oga I was only flowing with the vibe, I practically understood what he meant. I wasn't born and raised in lag, I only migrated few years back.


Anytime I traveled to my place, I will be very calm and easy going till I get to Berger on my way back. My mood will just change for no reason. Someo8that I must have been gisting with. Will suddenly turn to artificial enemy.

Though while in my village, i will be bored to hell. How. Can I be sleeping by 8pm on daily basis? No traffic. Imagine someone refusing to enter a public bus from old park to Nowas because she was told #100 instead of #70. Very fine and pretty girls, they just got down and looked for another bus that would take #70.

A pla8we would pay #500 for with so much dragging and struggling.

Lagos is very frustrating and fun to live in, but you must loose few of your nuts, else you won't be able to live here.
TravelRe: Dear Lagosians, by kalvoken(m): 3:36pm On Jan 24, 2021
SoNature:
Most Lagosians are literarily mad and they don't even know.
You dey craze for saying that I'm mad.

Ooni Ku re!

� � � �

Na play o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Southampton Vs Arsenal : FA Cup (1 - 0) On 23rd January 2021 by kalvoken(m): 4:25pm On Jan 23, 2021
BabaIbo:
I'm sure Arsenal no get reach 1000 fans.

Like stadium like thread, dry somebody's brain.
Why are you calling Buhari now?
CrimeRe: Police Officer Arrested In Port Harcourt While Robbing Residents by kalvoken(m): 2:04pm On Jan 18, 2021
It is finished
EducationRe: Photo:what Does It Mean When Calculator Write This? by kalvoken(op): 1:55pm On Jan 18, 2021
Uncle lalasticlala, you can help in letting many know this too.
EducationRe: Photo:what Does It Mean When Calculator Write This? by kalvoken(op):
careytommy37:
Indomie baby spotted
LOL, and as abacha daddy that you are, you couldn't even help your Indomie baby brother. grin fufu daddy


On a serious note, there are many ways you can educate people around you. You can ask a question in the midst of your friends and watch those that knows it help you teach others that doesn't.

I could recall back then in the class, when our agric teacher is done teaching a topic, being that I grew up in the village and so engaged in farming I had a clear knowledge about agriculture than most of my classmates. So, if he is done with explanation and there is a very clear area he omitted, I would just ask him a question about it. Most times I would stretch the question that it would even include the answer.

We once had a practical where he was showing us different grasses that most of us knew the name but never seen in life. He pointed to a particular grass as a pig grass/weed but it's not. So I picked up the true pig weed and asked him which grass it is, because it was what we mainly fed our pigs then. And always took it to be pig weed. He took out time to research and everyone agreed it is.

I hope you 've learnt not to shout because everyone else is Shouting? You can learn a lot in arguments. If you doubt me, anything you wish to know, just wake up at about 5:30 to any news paper vendors around you (those that display theirs on table), there you will learn a lot about Nigeria history and history in general.
EducationRe: Photo:what Does It Mean When Calculator Write This? by kalvoken(op): 1:22pm On Jan 18, 2021
SDEC:
grin i tried too and got same result
Did you know the meaning?

grin
EducationRe: Photo:what Does It Mean When Calculator Write This? by kalvoken(op): 4:04pm On Jan 16, 2021
slimjohn2k5:
It means 4.7exponential 10
the value is too long for calculator screen
Thank you for your explanation, but you could have broken it down to the simplest. Not many of us that crossed to jss1.

Thank you
EducationPhoto:what Does It Mean When Calculator Write This? by kalvoken(op): 1:53pm On Jan 16, 2021
I tried to calculate how much Joshua and fury will be earning on their fight but my calculator gave me a result that I really do not understand.

Though, I've been seeing such before and I had always taken it to be an error( that the calculator can't calculate such, but I'm curious to know the meaning.

EducationRe: FG Bans Assemblies, Overcrowding, Visiting Days As Schools Resume On Monday 18 by kalvoken(m): 10:32am On Jan 15, 2021
rottennaija:
All these measures will is not working or stopping anything. Enforcing a national mask wearing is the best way forward. If people don't want a second lockdown (and govt don't want it too), they should be forced to wear mask.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jwdoAF1kxo
You sound like a tailor

cheesy
RomanceRe: Major Sex Scandals That Rocked Nigeria by kalvoken(m): 8:53am On Jan 09, 2021
You forgot Buhari that has been fucking Nigerians for years now

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