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CareerRe: A Thread For Pipe Fitters And Structural Fitters by kalvoken(m): 3:06pm On Dec 06, 2021
Optimistguy1969:
Unecessary threads ear and dear
Please get out from here and go search for a thread on candies.
CareerRe: A Thread For Pipe Fitters And Structural Fitters by kalvoken(m): 3:06pm On Dec 06, 2021
Awesome thread. This looks great and interestingly educative.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United - (0 - 1) - Live by kalvoken(m): 7:23pm On Dec 05, 2021
IPIGSRHYPO:
If you want to really break it down -
East coast is 6 hrs
Central time zone like Chicago and the mid west is 7 hrs
Utah is MST and it's 8 hours behind.
West coast is 9 hours
Hawaii is GMT and it's 11 hours behind.
There you have it.
Nicely
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United - (0 - 1) - Live by kalvoken(m): 4:03pm On Dec 05, 2021
yetunsbay:
bro how present come resemble past ?
Not really mocking man u, rather was telling you that chelsea played well again united without goal. Thank God for nwa mba ise aka who gave them the one point. They would have known what it means to well play instead of playing well
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United - (0 - 1) - Live by kalvoken(m): 4:01pm On Dec 05, 2021
adebayal:
We need the ball in the net....well it's obvious wanbisakka and Shaw are some of man utd problems
When you mentioned shaw, did you mean Luke shaw?
You don't seem to watch man u matches. Luke shaw, one of the few sensible fellows in man u.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United - (0 - 1) - Live by kalvoken(m): 3:58pm On Dec 05, 2021
yetunsbay:
Playing well always metamorphose to gooooooal
Tell that to Chelsea against man u.
Or maybe Barcelona team.

E go shock you when c.palace will west ham man u today.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United - (0 - 1) - Live by kalvoken(m): 3:49pm On Dec 05, 2021
Kingcalls:
Dalot might be that answe of a RB they hv been looking for.... stop playing wissaka
Nwa mba ise aka has been the root cause of united's problems but people no know
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United - (0 - 1) - Live by kalvoken(m): 3:48pm On Dec 05, 2021
Playing well without goal is not well play
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United - (0 - 1) - Live by kalvoken(m): 3:46pm On Dec 05, 2021
IPIGSRHYPO:
US is currently 6 hours behind Nigeria.
Nope some parts are 9 hrs behind while others are 6hrs behind.
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Ordered To Demolish His Hotel In Barcelona (Pictures) by kalvoken(m): 3:32pm On Dec 05, 2021
michlins:
Omo. How can such massive investments go down. Where were they when he was raising the structure.


Which standard didn't he stick to and why cut corners in such a massive investment
The gods are angry. How can messi laugh while receiving that fraudulent award that should had gone to another person?

Science/TechnologyRe: China Carried Out Load Test On New Bridge With 48Trucks, 1680Tonnes Load(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 11:45pm On Dec 04, 2021
Explorers, please we would like to know more details about the bridge. When was it commissioned, commencement of work and how long it took to this stage.


I'm not comparing it to that of 2nd naija bridge o, because ours is longer and stronger than that of China. grin grin grin grin
Science/TechnologyRe: China Carried Out Load Test On New Bridge With 48Trucks, 1680Tonnes Load(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 11:42pm On Dec 04, 2021
Babaken:
What's the insurance covering those goods in case if there's any damage.
Na your goodshuh

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Ham Vs Chelsea (3 - 2) On 4th December 2021 by kalvoken(m): 12:00pm On Dec 04, 2021
Albino moyes, you better behave yourself o.
grin grin allow chelsea the three points.


West ham and Bournemouth no dèy use ear hear chelsea. Two crazy teams.
SportsRe: Lewandowski To Be Named "Best Player In The World" After Losing Ballon D’or by kalvoken(m): 3:36pm On Dec 03, 2021
Damn these yellow skinned folks


So because they needed to cover up their fraud, they had to create a wooden piece as a prize to console Lewandowski after robbing his prize off him.

How come they just created the award this year?
The very season the award was given to Luca modric, it was on the basis that he performed wonder to help Madrid clinch the champions league and also faired well in his country. So, he deserves it more than CR7.

Now it's messi's turn and the narrative suddenly changed. Jorginho as they, claim didn't do any assist nor dribble in both Chelsea's and Italy titles. So Mr dribbler who won carling cup, sorry I meant coper derio and 10 south American countries cup, deserves it best.

It's not normal to argue that of Chelsea's keeper. Na there their APC-ness showed fully. Buhari must be in charge of the award, else e no go be like that.
SportsRe: Lewandowski To Be Named "Best Player In The World" After Losing Ballon D’or by kalvoken(m): 3:36pm On Dec 03, 2021
The whites are the king of corruption
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo: Nigeria's Insecurity: Buhari Doing His Best by kalvoken(m): 11:16pm On Dec 02, 2021
What a pastor


This man follow dey change my mind about religion
PoliticsRe: Keyamo: APC Will Win 2023 Presidency Irrespective Of The Zone It Picks Candidate by kalvoken(m): 11:05pm On Dec 02, 2021
Festus kanyamata
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Watford Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 1st December 2021 by kalvoken(m): 9:16pm On Dec 01, 2021
The match is been restored
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Watford Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 1st December 2021 by kalvoken(m): 8:59pm On Dec 01, 2021
No weapon against our 3 points will prosper.


Blue army

EducationRe: 12-Year-Old Dowen College Student Beaten To Death By Cultist Schoolmates (Photo) by kalvoken(m): 11:33am On Dec 01, 2021
Who mentioned cult and this kiddo in same sentence?


The culprits should be fried to death
FamilyRe: Tijani Adigun Adeagbo: My Dad Is Missing by kalvoken(m): 9:52am On Nov 18, 2021
chigoziri2403:
He would be found ASAP

SKULL HUNTERS KEEP OFF
Why don't you kids know when to imitate being sensible and when to display your typical brain dead behavior?

May God give you brain as he help bringing papa home.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Condoles With Dangote, Dantata Families by kalvoken(m): 7:44am On Nov 18, 2021
UAE123:
Try to appreciate an individual and not all Nigerians will ever hold the office of the vice president. He moves about without hatred
Uturu gbagbuo gi there

PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Condoles With Dangote, Dantata Families by kalvoken(m): 5:07am On Nov 18, 2021
UAE123:
Personally I just like & appreciate this man and the office he represent.
You mean commissioner for condolenceshuh
CrimeRe: EFCC Denies Claims A Diamond Bra Was Found In Diezani Madueke's Apartment by kalvoken(m): 5:03am On Nov 18, 2021
Nigeria is deep down, and many forces are fighting tooth and nail to keep her down.

Splitting this experiment will go to an extent but we need to go back to drawing board, we as a people need to change and thats where separation comes in, as some are not willing to change for good.
FamilyRe: I Hate Seeing People Succeed Including Family Members by kalvoken(m): 10:06pm On Nov 17, 2021
Icouldhave:
Lies.


I don't do bad.

Neither do I do evil.


I just want to be the one running everything in my family or any place I find myself
You don't do it yet, but with time, if you don't STOP YOUR EVIL WAY, you shall metamorphos to that.

I pray your family member should have killed you before then. You are no different from a very old man that swore that NONE OF HIS BIOLGICAL CHILDREN WILL BE RICHER THAN HE IS..


I want to be the number one guy.


I want to be the giver always
HealthRe: What Attracts Bed Bugs To Your Home? by kalvoken(m): 1:50pm On Nov 17, 2021
Authoreety:
LOL... Thank you... Meanwhile,i don't even think it's still a menace this days
Lol, you better do. Did saw it running relay on a man's cloth inside church. Was so confused on whether to tell him ( he will feel embarrassed as others might see him while struggling) or just let him be (other people might as well see it but at least he won't know that anyone did)

I had to let the thing continue cruising all over his body.
HealthRe: What Attracts Bed Bugs To Your Home? by kalvoken(m):
Authoreety:
So how do we get rid of them incase biko

This chinchi was a menace in our neighborhood back then in the 90s....


Children can share this thing in school like kilode... Op no add that one o
Like the op stated, they can survive multiply in your home for as long as they have STEADY ACCESS TO THEIR ONLY FOOD WHICH IS BLOOD. So to get rid of them, just travel for a couple of months and they will perish naturally.


Try this and you can't stop thanking me.
BusinessRe: What Are My Chances If I Sue A Bank For Withholding My 2k? by kalvoken(m): 1:21pm On Nov 17, 2021
Abeg, try am first. Who knows, you might win and this would turn all of us millionaires or billions sef, because everyone of us will be taking banks to court and claim damages.


Abeg, try and be the first to discover the easiest way to become a millionaire
CrimeRe: Camila Marodin Orders Fatal Gang Hit On Her Husband In Brazil by kalvoken(m): 11:01am On Nov 16, 2021
Fear SOME WOMEN
RomanceRe: My Brother Is About To Marry My Friend With Benefits!!! by kalvoken(m): 12:48pm On Nov 14, 2021
DSC7:
Wahala shocked shocked shocked..

And dem go do introduction by January..
And what's the wahala there?

Well, to me, the only wahala there is your brother will not be allowing you to visit him, even rarely. Should be around, he wouldn't want to get even a glass of water, father he will call for help. He will always sit where you are to avoid stories.

But you see eh, both your brother and the girl must now ASAP. I many people only focusing on you telling your brother, which is very important and I don't blame them.

It's because, they know to the girl, it's no big deal, like no issues. But you see on the part of the guy, he will never trust you again. You know as e dey go na.

All in all, should your brother end the relationship because of that, he's not yet ripe for marriage.
RomanceRe: I'm Not Marrying Her: How DO I End This Relationship, All My Trap Has Faild Me by kalvoken(m): 3:52pm On Nov 11, 2021
Radionigeria:
do that again, and i will block you..
This think sey na her WhatsApp status.

Lol.

PoliticsRe: Anambra Election: Some Collation Officers Not Good At Mathematics - INEC by kalvoken(m): 8:16pm On Nov 08, 2021
grin grin grin grin grin grin


The comedy in naija is depressing

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