₦airaland Forum

Championxxx:
They were doing all this to frustrate me I think she brought them to the house with a mission to frustrate me so I can leave.
I prefer to be in the village than staying somewhere where I am not comfortable

Hey nwa guy, I will advise you to be calm and exercise patience. It's just a matter of time, before you are settled. This is more like a temptation, you alone can overcome it.

Delete that idea of going back to village, to go and do what exactly?
Do you think your mum will be happy to have you back in the village doing nothing all because of your brother's wife? Don't let your mum develop high BP o.

I will suggest you start going home late in the night and leave house early hours. Just do anything possible to endure till the end. If you ask your boss/brother, he mus6have endured something worse than you are doing now.

You need to learn how to keep to yourself. It's not everything you should be reacting to. Trust me, you can treat their Bleep up with silence. When you wake up, just greet everyone and leave for shop when you must have done whatever house chores you ought to do. If you are back from shop, greet them and zokm off to bed. It will not be easy but this will work perfect. Don't let them control your emotions.

Trust me, once they can't predict your feelings. They will be wary of you. You will see them seeking your friendship. Learn never to complain to your brother. Most men are so beclouded by pussy spell that they can never stand for the truth. When they offend you, just take a work and look anything else to cheer you up.


I wouldn't want to go into your brother's wife talk, many women are like that. It's not most because some women are even like mothers to their husband's relatives. I can even tell that she might not be in good terms with your family members. So people must have known her well. Learn to see whatever you pass through in the house a preparation for your tomorrow.

Lastly, don't you ever buy that idea of gifting them or taking them out to buy their love. It will come back to hurt you. They may even frame you up, that. You are now wooing her sister, you know what that means. Unless you want the village you clamor for.
Just be on your own while they enjoy theirselves. This should not affect how you relate with your brother.

How I wish most people are like me, I can spend a whole year with you and will only say good morning, Good afternoon and good night, at most 365 times each. If that's what will make us be in peace. I so much hate qaurel.

Happy birthday, okwute ndi Nigeria.

Nigerians will never forget how you turned onitcha, Anambra state, from a notorious city to a peaceful city.

Hmmm, but those guys are already returning to their old ways. Dec. Last year, someone snatched my phone from my hand, I was too surprised to even pursue him. That was how I lost my phone.

marriagebyigbo:
In a civilized country..
This man and Tinubu shud be in the same cell...

Maximum prison for that matter

Notable prisoners, Orji Kalu and his brother too..

In a civilized country, people like you shouldn't be allowed to exist.

See ur dry bumbum.

Phuck akpa ibi, Phuck the woman and if you try to quote me negatively, then phuuck you too.


I have no damn to give about our polithivescians because they don't give any about me too.

Infact, they two should Phuck theirselves.

So why was no laliga match on fp


Hater can go and hug Kainji dam.

Holla Madrid.

Eriggs:
GOAL for palace
1. 1

VAR don come again o,
e dey look maybe Ayew boot dey offside

Goal cancelled by VAR...another one for man utd

Fear who no fear Manure

SmartProf:
As much as I condemn rape, from my medical knowledge, castration won't stop male rapists from having erection nor stop their sexual urge, it may only stop the production of sperm cells. I want to also know what will be done on female rapists? I hope they are considering the removal of ovaries or bilateral tubal ligation... Then for corruption especially stuffing of dollars in babriga, I think the culprit's hands should be amputated so that he or she will not be able to count and stuff future stollen dollars.

Guy research more. If only you had seen a castrated goat, dog or cat. They are more women than women. Which erection are you talking about.

They are all big bellied(accumulated fats). It was from there I learnt some other benefits of sex aside the usual pleasure and procreation. When you cum, a lot fats go. Reason why when spilling the fluid, you become as powerless as a snake that had just swallowed goat.

TheSourcerer:
Unacceptable ! We are not savages , we are a civil society.

What is civil about a society that goes about raping and killing women all time.

budaatum:
I must say, our parents were mentally ill, and hopefully, we their children have learnt from their illness!

Please indicate which of the reasons listed you'd beat your child for.

Well your opinion matters to you also.

I hope you did watch the video clip where a nigerian boy destroyed his mother's kitchen, for whatever reasons he said the mum doesn't love him enough. I was just wondering, could anyone raised in Nigeria try such with his parents?

So, in as much as some parents over do it, that doesn't mean it's totally wrong.

*Children of today don't even know that in our days you could be beaten for any of the following reasons:*

1. Crying after being beaten
2. Not crying after being beaten
3. Crying without being beaten
4. Standing where elders are seated
5. Sitting while elders are standing
6. Walking around aimlessly where elders are seated
7. Eating food prepared for visitors
8. Refusing to eat
9. Coming back home after sunset
10. Eating at the neighbour's home
11. Generally being too moody
12. Generally being too excited
13. Loosing a fight with your age mate(my mum would ask if you have eating for nothing)
14. Winning a fight with your age mate (she will still beat you for fighting)
15. Eating too slowly
16. Eating too quickly
17. Eating too much
18. Not finishing your food
19. Finishing your food and Scraping your plate
20. Eating and talking
21. Sleeping while the elders had already woken up
22. Looking at the visitors while they are eating
23. Stumbling and falling when walking
24. Looking at an elder eye ball to eye ball
25. When an elder talking to you and you blink
26. When an elder is talking to you and you stare and not blink
27. When you look at an elder through the corner of your eye
28. When your mates are playing street football and you join them
29. When your mates are playing and you don’t join them
30. When you don't wash your dish after eating
31. When you wash your dish improperly
32. When you almost break your dish
33. When you break your dish
34. When you bite your nails.
34.. When you don't bathe
35. When you bath too quickly
36. When you take too long to bathe
37. When you’re beaten in school for misbehaving
38. When a car almost knocks you down
39. When a car knocks you down and you don’t die!

Some of these reasons for beating a child may appear far-fetched today but they sure did happen and they were the norm that shaped the adults of today.

Kudos to African parents. We, the generation you almost killed with beating say .... THANK YOU ���

Hahajahjajajaja.


No woman will accept this toasting. E no go affect the poor, how?

You mean they won't see light again, thus won't get billed?

Or you will device a means where their electricity consumption will be shared and added to that of the rich men?

I don't understand o

EgusiSoup:
I does not knows what careful this one is taking about. Careful of the foam or careful of LASEMA or careful of the tanker or I don't get it

Oga, leave that fulani otondo. He was only programmed to reason unreasonably. Typical of Buhari people., only difference is that no one knows this one, not even seun

Excuses:
Who ever imerges the winner and does what is right for the people is my man..

My worry for igbo people is why didn't they show loyalty,love,solidarity and support for Dim Odumegwu Chukwuemeka Ojukwu when he contested for Senate after returning from asylum. The one in whom they are duely represented. igbo people don't like theirself.

Imagine the whole WAR LORD losing it on his people.

I asked my dad, is he not the one History said, risked everything for his people.

From that day i never take igbo people serious!

Guy, worry for yourself. An average igbo man can take Care of itself.

Ritchiee:
I bet you are Igbo.You too dey fear fear the North 3 much.I prefer a Yoruba man for 2023 but if not,I will vote an Igboman.
I can never vote an Hausa Fulani man again,not so soon,after I have seen what had happened since I got wise as a Nigerian.

Mind you,I voted for Buhari in 2015 becauae of the restructuring and corruption fight they professed they will embark upon but all is a lie.


Looking at the antecedents,development and achievements of the 3 major groups,I have decided that I will choose accordingly thus..
Best....Yoruba
Better...Igbo
Good.....Hausa Fulani.

I am not being tribalistic but being frank.

Your choice is your choice, leave mine. to me.
Well as for your guess of me being igbo, your instinct no fail you. I am igbo. You think igbo man dey fear hausa, I wonder what you think of your yoruba people. Please let's not make this an igbo and yoruba thing. In reality, you are no treat to igbo in politics. Neither is. Igbo a treath to yoruba. But they always make us to see it that way, for their own gain.

You claim to have regained your sense after 2015, were you not warned, warned and rewarded? See, me am not ready to get your type of sense now. I fact, igbo is no good not to mention better. Fulani is the best, hausa is better and the middle belts good. Where ever you place yoruba is your own concern.

anigbajumo:
You must be high on fermented drug, Kanu that came to join moving train after Tinubu and buhari set the machinery in motion only for Kanu to come out somewhere to reap where him and his people doesn't sow, Tinubu won't contest in 2023 he is just giving most of you sleepless night and allowing you be wailing day and night, Don't be surprised if any of his kingsman emerge as the APC candidate but never from anybody from the East, you guys came when everything don set and reap where u did not sow, it will never happen....Go and die for PDP ticket where u av pledge ur loyalty since 1999.

Yes You are right. Kanu nwankwo is a gold digger.

Charmingrascal:
No party will risk giving its Presidential ticket to the South East.


It's a big risk that can end the relevance of a political party. That's the bitter truth

LOL, so it's now your benue village they would confidently zone their tickets to?

Don't be surprised when APC refurbish orji uzo Kalu and present him instead of tinubu. This means pdp will have no choice than to field Peter obi.

But all these are in my dreams, northerners will never allow South to mount that seat. They have built that disunity in Southern regions so they can cling to power perpetually.

Charmingrascal:
No party will risk giving its Presidential ticket to the South East.


It's a big risk that can end the relevance of a political party. That's the bitter truth

LOL, so it's now your benue village they would confidently zone their tickets to?

Don't be surprised when APC refurbish orji uzo Kalu and present him instead of tinubu. This means pdp will have no choice than to field Peter obi.

But all these are in my dreams, northerners will never allow South to mount that seat. They have built that disunity in Southern regions so they can cling to power perpetually.

Reading that suya man's comment always make me want to puke. I so much hate to see his comment and no matter how hard I try to avoid seeing his moniker, his comments always reveal it.

Angelfrost:
You see that Sarri's Juventus team... May God save them next season!

It's just pathetic they are still likely to win this Serie A again, thanks to the stupidity of Lazio and Inter!!!

Sarri is better of as a farmer than coaching

How can anyone explain this?


3 goals in six minutes. Not even a basketball can be played that way

This is the type that cut off their husband's dick.


She Should be handed over to that Guy carrying a bag of cement with his teeth, after which Nigerian tiv soldiers should koboko her. Then finally, selected fews(agberos) from mushin, oshodi, ojuelegba and iyana ipaja/Agege should plank her well well.

Wicked soul.

vanida6:
even kettle water i no fit left wit teeth if dis types handle u nah for Russian hospital u go open eyes

I'm not surprised that a lady first made the comment on the topic. in every ten of their thoughts, 8 is sex related. Yet they would always act holier than thou.


*Modified* you Hungary mofos that are quoting me, calling yourselves names Thinking it's me. I need you to know that am Hungary too, but I'm busy looking for food to eat and instead of looking for whom to drag to mud with.
One even called me a pervert. Lol.

See I agree, na una win.

William is very hazardous

Angelfrost:
Goal... From the same Soucek, whose goal was cancelled by VAR. Karma is real after all!!!

Ruediger must have been drinking to have given away that dumb corner.

There is really power in names.


That guy is too karamolous. Very gragralous.

Karlifate:
The most unfortunate part is that same people that didn't come to her aid when she needed help will quickly gather money for burial.

Ije uwa.

Xristars:
This is one reason we Should be careful with what we say.
Words are life.
RIP to her.

Nigerians with their religiosity,

She clearly warned notified those that know her what she is passing through, but no one cared. Now she is dead and many like you will claim she brought it upon herself by her speach. Forgetting red oil salt and oil.


Wetin this tailor man no go see for APC politics.

Mosque kwa

Some people sef. Being a nigerian is suicidal enough so why giving out your life again?

You should rather fight to take your life out of Nigeria and Africa.


SayNoToSuicide

What do we call this now?

A masquerade in a chosen uniform. Is this a case of friendship between spirits.

Leaders in spiritual realm, please what are your take on this matter

Haven't the spirit committed intra religious offense?

pocohantas:
Pic : Ehuru (1), Alligator pepper (2) Uda (3) Uziza seed (4)

Pic 2: Dry prawn
Pic 3: Dry ginger
Pic 4: Nchanwu (1) and uziza (2)

My dear, though I don't know you, but with this picture of your hand, I know you are hot.

I am sure that prawn you are holding is already cumming too, imagine you touching a man. Hmmm.