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FoodRe: Man Escapes Being Crushed By An Angry Cow During Sallah by kalvoken(m): 9:10pm On Jul 31, 2020
SmartProf:
Lol...the cow get guts based on who the owner be. A certain GCFR on seeing this news will place a distress call accross to ensure nothing happened to the cow.
You mean Buhari?
HealthCovid-19 : A Man Climbed The Hospital Window To Watch Over Her Infected Mother by kalvoken(op):
A palatine was reported by one of the hospital staff to have been climbing the hospital window on daily basis to watch over her infected mother.

Jihad Al-Suwaiti was refused access into the ward by the hospital staffs for safety reasons, so he opted to climbing to the hospital window through the waste pipes to watch over his mother, so as to be sure if she is been taken care of while on sick bed.

He could be seen watching over his mother from the top window, said one of the hospital workers. He spend almost all his time daily , watching over the mother who is fighting for her life on the sick bed.

Unfortunately, the mother passed away after some days, Jihad Al-Suwaiti was devastated being the last born. He could not believe the news when he was informed about his mother's death. Though as time went on, he learnt to live on.

Source : https://www.boredpanda.com/man-watches-mother-hospital-until-she-passes-away-covid-19/

TravelRe: Abuja-keffi Road, 3rd Mainland & Onitsha Bridges- Busiest In Nigeria- FMWH by kalvoken(m): 10:08am On Jul 31, 2020
softeeg:
Im sure southerners make the road bussiest
Same way tribalism is making your brain busiest!!!

No be only busiest na business.. Must everything be viewed tribally by you?

FamilyRe: Foreign Used Sewing Machine by kalvoken(m): 11:50pm On Jul 30, 2020
How much for only the head?
SportsRe: Kepa Is Resigned To NEVER Playing For Chelsea Again Ahead Of FA Cup Final by kalvoken(m): 11:28pm On Jul 30, 2020
I guess kepa's problem is his body size. As a kepa, you need hight and stamina, of which he lacks both.

He is too short to be kepa. Chelsea second choice is no match for the boy, but because of his height, he always appear to be near kepa.
Foreign AffairsRussian President, Vladimir Putin: Africans See Africa As Cemetery by kalvoken(op): 8:52am On Jul 30, 2020
According to the Facebook post, Putin was made a remark on how Africans don't value their continent. He narrated how typical it is of an African person, when he gets rich or attain a certain position, his mentality will be erased of anything Africa except when he or she dies and would be buried in Africa.

First thing is to open accoun with a bank in
Switzerland, France for medical check ups, invest in Germany, purchase from Dubai, everything he consumes is Chinese.
Best prayers are carried out in Rome and Mecca. He travels to Canada, USA, Europe for tourism.

If he eventually dies, he will be taken back to his home country in Africa to be buried. How can Africa develop when Africa is just cemetery to Africans - Putin

The president did not state anywhere in the post, what Africans buy or do in Russia.

Source -

https://m.facebook.com/pressexpressngr/photos/a.100343454844564/195629188649323/?type=3&source=48&_rdc=1&_rdr

FamilyRe: Wife & Mother-In-Law Fight Over Who Will Sit In Front Of Her Husband's Car by kalvoken(m): 12:39pm On Jul 29, 2020
imiski:
If I were the husband I'ld drive off and leave my wife there. Her attitude shows lack of respect for the husband.
The man is an arshole!

While did he have to come down to plead with her. My wife nursing that thought is a taboo for her not to mention vomiting it out.

Imagine the nerves, I'm in. Your life now, so why is she still there?
Like dude should divorce his mum because he married you or what exactly.?

my favorite quote to my wife: YOU CAN BECOME. MY EX WIFE, but I xan never have an ex brother, sister, or parents! so, RESPECT MY FAMILY MORE THAN YOU DO TO ME.
SportsRe: Timo Werner Says Lampard Was The Main Attraction For Him At Chelsea by kalvoken(m): 10:08am On Jul 29, 2020
Dude look strong and promising, but I don't like the media hype. It will only draw more bad belle defenders to him.

One like that man city Fernando can even injure you on your first match. Before you return, your would lost your good form.
SportsRe: See Andy Ruiz Remarkable Body Transformation Since His Defeat To AJ (photo) by kalvoken(m): 9:32am On Jul 29, 2020
Yoruba people are naturally boxers!

We down east are wrestling like fighters.


Guess Andy Ruiz never dreamed of becoming a boxer when he acquired those fats.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Vardy Wins Premier League Golden Boot, Beats Ings, Aubameyang & Sterling by kalvoken(m): 7:32pm On Jul 26, 2020
Ilovebigboobs:
Yhh Truly well deserved, buh would have loved Danny Wings winning it.. 22 goals and none came from the spot while playing for a Average team like Southampton.
so Leicester is aboverage team abi.

Vardy won it and he deserves it
PoliticsRe: Wike Campaigns For Obaseki, Says "Today Is The End Of Godfatherism In Edo" by kalvoken(m): 9:48pm On Jul 25, 2020
Rest in peace to those that would kill themselves for one useless Nigerian politician. PDP=APC=PDP=APC......

YOUR US WORTH MORE THAN ANYONE'S LOOTING CAREER.

GEJ.

PhonesRe: 5 Must Have Accessories For Smartphone Owners by kalvoken(m): 2:06pm On Jul 24, 2020
RuthIeluv:
It has a holder which comes with a charging port. Most dispatch riders use it
And you made it a must have for us all, as if we are dispatch riders abi na uba sef
PhonesRe: 5 Must Have Accessories For Smartphone Owners by kalvoken(m): 5:43am On Jul 24, 2020
Only number one is a. Must.


What would a bike man do with a phone holder?

I had never charged my phone with a power bank
HealthRe: 604 New COVID-19 Cases, 246 Discharged And 10 Deaths On July 23 - (4145 Tested) by kalvoken(m): 12:24am On Jul 24, 2020
Please guys, where's Mr. Explorers?

Dude has been on ghost mode for a while now. I miss his vibe whole time
Science/TechnologyRe: How Mosquitoes Evolved To Be Attracted To Humans by kalvoken(m): 11:24pm On Jul 23, 2020
Volkswagen90:
there is no good bullet, that's y they can't like or share. Tapout.
LOL, see how everyone is scared of the two triggers
Science/TechnologyRe: How Mosquitoes Evolved To Be Attracted To Humans by kalvoken(m): 10:08pm On Jul 23, 2020
Like for Mosquitoes, share for bedbugs(a.k.a unknown gunmen)
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: 2face Idibia Supports Kiddwaya by kalvoken(m): 8:55am On Jul 23, 2020
SpecialAdviser:
Useless 2face. Where is his revolution movement?

This nonsense is where his power reaches.
Coward.
If had been any more useful or even useful as he is, you ought to have done that which you think he failed to do.

Oh I. Forgot, 2face is the Jesus of your time.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs West Ham United (1 - 1) On 22nd July 2020 by kalvoken(m): 7:26pm On Jul 22, 2020
LivingDom:
Come on Man utd oh,
this is a must win match in order to be close to the UEFA qualification spot and hope Chelsea will lose against Liverpool tonight,
Mr hope uzodimma! Keep hoping, you hearhuh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs West Ham United (1 - 1) On 22nd July 2020 by kalvoken(m): 7:25pm On Jul 22, 2020
Topmaike007:
so you mean Leicester too won't disturb in Europe the same Leicester that finished in quarter final on there first Champions league outing
They don't have the players again, see how well they started the season, but now struggling at the End. Moreover, they don't have the money to spend on players.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs West Ham United (1 - 1) On 22nd July 2020 by kalvoken(m): 7:23pm On Jul 22, 2020
maticdamian:
Man Utd to disturb who in UCL? I rather see wolves in ucl instead of man u and Chelsea
Them you problem is too big to be solved.

Maybe you should go and push up Norwich city champions league, so Man u and Chelsea wouldn't go.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs West Ham United (1 - 1) On 22nd July 2020 by kalvoken(m): 6:59pm On Jul 22, 2020
Leicester VS man u match will look like man u VS Ajax in eauropa final.

Many players will go home on clutches. Do or die!


As a blues fan, I want man u in top 4 Sha, so that England will disturb Europe come next season.
PoliticsRe: Senate Gives Buhari September Deadline To Present 2021 Budget by kalvoken(m): 1:16pm On Jul 22, 2020
Or what will happen?
TravelRe: Lagos City: Oregun, Alausa And Agidingbi In Pictures (video) by kalvoken(m): 5:21pm On Jul 21, 2020
kooler99:
Why did you not show the pictures of the inner streets in oregun. The road from oluyole bus stop till you reach the end that links 7up looks like it was hit by an atomic bomb. You will also see pot holes that can swallow a mac truck.
You see that oregun bus stop to 7 up, those area na confirm rural ghetto.

They all use same pit toilet. Like, anyone from anywhere/house can work in to any toilet and do his/her thing. No single house with borehole there. Full time ghetto is oregun.
Science/TechnologyRe: Italian Coastguard Trying To Free A Whale From A Net Trap by kalvoken(m): 12:50pm On Jul 21, 2020
joey150:
I haven't insulted him.

The burden is not on me to educate him or you.

Information is as close to us as ever before. Yet, people are more averse to looking for it.

He has a smartphone in his hands. It's called smart for a reason and in this circumstance he's also 'dumb' for a reason.

I won't even go into how we need a word after 'dumbest' to describe you.
Yes, you are right!

Quoting you is the dumbest thing I will ever do.
Science/TechnologyRe: Italian Coastguard Trying To Free A Whale From A Net Trap by kalvoken(m): 8:49am On Jul 21, 2020
joey150:
Dumb people using smartphones.
Hmm, yet you couldn't even educate him.

Doesn't that make you dumbest?

You didn't have to Insult him.
Science/TechnologyRe: Italian Coastguard Trying To Free A Whale From A Net Trap by kalvoken(m): 8:47am On Jul 21, 2020
martineverest:
the one that was eaten in Lagos about 15 years ago is what?
Could be a whale, but not of same class with this one. Sperm whale?
Science/TechnologyRe: Italian Coastguard Trying To Free A Whale From A Net Trap by kalvoken(m): 8:38am On Jul 21, 2020
Disgusting.

Not even Nigerians would eat this one.



Whale, na play I dey o. Don't near here, not even while dreaming.

TV/MoviesRe: Dorathy, Busty BBNaija 2020 Housemate Trending by kalvoken(m): 11:08am On Jul 20, 2020
grin
SportsRe: Chelsea To Face Arsenal In FA Cup Final As De Gea Errors Eliminate Man United by kalvoken(m): 7:13am On Jul 20, 2020
Hahahahahahaha


Manure fans can not kill me o.

So you mean, Manure team played against DE gea and he won them. Thereby, eliminating them from FA?

Wow! Is Manure team that useless, to be defeated by one player?

SportsRe: Chelsea To Face Arsenal In FA Cup Final As De Gea Errors Eliminate Man United by kalvoken(m):
See what the two London sides did to the two Manchesters.

Manure should have learn a lesson from arsenal game. But no, Ole with his doll looking face chose to play yeye tactics.

I care not about who wins, in as much its not Manure. But Chelsea go win am sha

Arsenal and Chelsea walking into the final like this, at least till the game commence.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea : FA Cup Semi-final - (1 - 3) On 19th July 2020 by kalvoken(m): 7:12pm On Jul 19, 2020
uncle005:
Lampard really put pressure on VAR descision, some foul now will be overlook and ignore.

The foul on Martial should have been a free kick but was ignore.
Which fowl and which martial?

Fowl kor, chicken ni.

Martial should have even been yellow carded
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea : FA Cup Semi-final - (1 - 3) On 19th July 2020 by kalvoken(m): 6:15pm On Jul 19, 2020
TripA:
I await lampards wailing after Man U rubbishes chealsea. meanwhile Mourinho gave me enough Joy today.

the foxes would revenge with chealsea
Liverpool too won't look like a point Dasher against chealsea all man u has to Foo is maintain this form for two more weeks and we would finish 3
Joseph the dreamer.

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