₦airaland Forum

SpaceX:
I stayed at Nepa quarters but I no longer live there. Relocated to another state.

See your life. You must be a relative to that stupid MANNERLESS-BBQGRILLS Zombie.

Jaapu:
Goan be praying nonsense prayer upandan. Don't goan hustle and pray for your daily bread. Mtchew

Okay, I'm sorry boy.

Cmanforall:
Silva is leaving

He already birthed another silver before leaving

Jaapu:
Shebi all of them will play at once.
Una no go ever learn.

So if Messi, aguero, sterling,. De bruyne,. Neymar dey for your team, you go start Laporte or Gabriel Moses?

Let's just. Pray that man city don't succeed with this idea. Even only Messi de bruyne, sterling aguero silver na problem.

Kuku kill Chelsea,. Man u and arsenal na



How can you have de brune, silver, sterling, neymar, Messi and aguero in one team

Ugaboy:
You never meet face of nigerian at ikotun, oshodi, super, iyana ipaja, cele, during sunny afternoon, u will know, that face they learn work for where naija faces dey

You are just learner. Money doesn't equal happiness. It will surprise 5to know that those kids in VI or lekki may never be half happy as those in the areas you mentioned.

Do you know how happy it is to eat sand, as a kid? What of running a motorcycle tire? Ever experienced bathing while it rained, like natural shower.


What's my. Point? Though that is never the bestlife anyone would wish for any kid, but yet you see them derive so much joy over little things. Imagine, the girl up there who sleeps and wake in cbn, yet she doesn't look happy, facially.

Op! What's the meaning of that in the title?

What exactly do you mean by."come.and check the ones you can buy? Abi you paid. Slawormi visit today?

Okay,. It's that parking space and the vintage car I can afford. Come and afford it for me o.

Ngene-ikpu should go and die for all we care.

Herdsmen and boko boys can host hell-rufia with his family.

I took my time to read through the posts but no where did I see Buhari and his right hand man hell-rufia.

Madam,. We now know you and you can't nothing about it, because we can't unknow who we have. Known already.

Why the secrecy sef, we all know Linda ikeji and she is safe and healthy also. We all know swore and many other people too who are into same business.

Oh! Could this be why seun is still unknown to we his customers?
Baba dey fear.

I 8-2 say this, but that PSG coach's wicked.

How can you say Messi is Mr barca? So it was only Messi that bayern fed 8 - 2. You guys should just allow this dude to rest, he is having a running stomach already.

To me, coutinho's the Mr barca. The only man to win 3 trophies alone in barca sqaud this season, when others were trophy-less.

Qoute; even though all that glitters may not be gold, always follow your instinct, who knows it may lead you to your success. Remember coutinho who left Liverpool for barca in search of champions league, only for Liverpool to win it that season, not without beating coutinho's barca.

Tribulations pushed him out of barca as a rejected one. He landed in bayern Munich, only to win the trophy the following season with other two trophies. This means he win 7 trophies under 2½ years.

Lessons: don't ever look back to regrets. Always push ahead, you might just be a step before your success. Who knows if Liverpool would not have won the champions league had coutinho no leave.

ifytrik:
What else did you espect from a confused party that is headed by confused old men. I will never 4give those confused northerners for voting for that confused man that was brought by apc from a confused country like sudan to come and rule Nigeria

Trust me, e dey happen. A time when you won't remember the correct spelling of the most simplest word. Just yesterday I almost fainted while trying to remember the spelling of Era. Your last sentence though, really long with no breathing space (,)

APC and lies na 5 & 6


That stupid ngene ikpu must be behind that fake news then.

highdon:
There is this new sex style call buhari.

Don't panic is not difficult, u will just be on top doing nothing.

Which kind wahala be this?

Nothing wey this people no dey borrow internationally.

Even grain?

It will surprise you to know that some of those grains were diverted to another country for resale.

Middleboro is a football club

FIRSTBORROW is Nigeria president while last his aids are LASTBORROW.

21 PEOPLE WERE SLAUGHTERED YESTERDAY FOR HOLDING MEETINGS

while hellrufia's herds en and boko haram are being paid daily for constant killing numerous people

Indeed all heads are not equal likewise the waist.

flyingpig:
Woeful captain, both on and off pitch

Why will you attack police when you're a defender?

Nairalanders can be wicked sha


Something he can't do in fc

Princeofasia:
that is still destruction of private property. they just just install prepaid meter instead of all this rubbush

Nawa for sef, you dey talk as if you no be Nigeria.

Abeg, I never eat o.

Sorry guys, in the forthcoming edo election, is izeanyamu supporting obaseke or obaseke supporting him.

I'm asking because I just entered this country yesterday and it's oshiomole I have been reading where he Campaigns.

Edo people please keep safe, don't let 5 cups of agric rice deny you the bags of rice you shall enjoy in future, by dying any wicked criminal politician.


Vote wisely and go home quietly. They can count your vote if they wish, or they burn it if they like.
After all they only appoint their children, families and friends when they clinch power. Imagin the post that terrorists come helrufia's son is occupying. Someone that's sick upstairs.

Abeg, let me be going before liar Muhammad catch me, I have no 5 million to give them to loot again. That's what it means to be a nigerian.

If you talk they will charge you, if you don't, they will tag you docile. Don't even imagine protest in your mind unless you Want to relocate to kirikiri, that's if you succeed in dodging the bullets.

TGIF, o boy let's go.

pmoye:
Just a question. In most cases in Nigeria it is the house owners or the communities that contribute money to install wires that supply the houses. What exactly gives these NEPA people the right to seize, after disconnection, the wires that are clearly private properties? Is there a law, a legislation somehow that gave them that right?

Because they would likely reconnect the wire once nepa people drive off. It will surprise you to know that some. Houses owes 800k for ligh.

Some officials might even cut the wire into pieces, like 20 cm sizes. That's if you insist on them not taking away the wires

backnbeta:
Serious one


See how the 'nepa' woman quickly dropped his wire, very shameless man! Truly, many are mad but few are roaming!

I swear she cracked me up big time.

But on a serious note, the man don't look normal na. Frustration has corrupted his brain. Repossession of the wire won't give them light.

But some nepa officials can be offline too.

uthlaw:
how did you finish with aubumeyang in ur yeye England!

You didn't even mention a reasonable person na aubumeyang. Does aubumeyang play Messi kind of ball? Oga, find seat outside the hall and sit out there.

Ronaldo has been sensible, reason why he doesn't play solo ball anymore. He will only control and pass. If not, those relegating teams will make name with his misfortune. Highest is red card with 3 match miss. But the play may go out for months.

tfash96:
GOAT is going to Man City.. You're in trouble in Epl

I will advise him to avoid England. He will be playing only a month in a season because of injuries.

Oga if e sure for you, tell them you are leaving.

Stop hanging on the fence, are you bat?

Of course we already knew you are nothing but a bat, but they always make it look like you are a bird.


History should never forget that it's Lewandowski, muller, gnabry and coutinho's bayern that is revolutionizing barca of Messi era

pocohantas:
It is most definitely fake.

Gino was the surviving brand for low-middle class Nigerians, after the market was saturated with so many fake tomato puree. Some are so fake that they can alter the taste of your stew.

That was when I started doing away with tin tomatoes. The money you used to buy 2rows, next time, use it to buy enough fresh tomatoes and tatashe/shombo. Blend and steam it. Refrigerate and use whenever you want to make stew or jollof rice.

I miss the days of De Rica sha.

De Rica was really great.

As at now, even gino is scarce. Derica can only be found in few food stores.

sircatherine45:
Really? Share me contacts of farmers na...I'm serious...

I don't know how sure the dude was, he is from benue though. I guess he should be very sure.


I only know a place at alausa bus stop going to ojoto. You need to see the quantity of this zobo leave as they are parked in warehouse. Wether they export it I can't tell. I only saw it wheniwent to purchase some material at the next warehouse.

AGUBANZE:
Zobo go come sure pass now .

This is a full time good news to people wey sabi for Benue state. I heard they plant zobo wella

jrusky:
Nice one let the short thing that look like MaltaGuiness bottle go and address his fellow fulani killers forum.

Hell Rufall will end up in jail one good day and he will rot there.

I beg to differ.

He looks like a plastic container of GRAND MALT. The one that sells for hundred naira land(#100)

RichBoy247:
Will El-Rufai die if he does not speak at the Conference? He may even clse down COurts in Kaduna State and Lawyers in Kaduna state will go hungry. Nonsense without Ingredients.

How did you vomit this trash?

Lexusgs430:
Laughable........ He should send the army to invade Mali nah.......

Which of the armies. Our Nigerian own or his boys on the other side?

This life no balance at all.


See this old man talking about restoring peace in Mali. Same peace that has not been able to even maintain the normal chaos in bornu, Kaduna, benue and every corner of the country, not until things are out of hands. Then he started making excuses to how he has done his best.

So your best is releasing terrorists back to the society to bath more blood. See if there is anything that should never come out from your mouth, it is peace and democracy, Mr General.

33 years old. Suarez is too old, but 34 years old Messi still has future.

Ije uwa