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Culture › Re: Nairaland Official Igbo, Hausa and Yoruba Dictionary by kalvoken(m): 11:45am On Aug 05, 2018

Delightful8:
What does Egovin (Igbo) means in English

egovin is not an Igbo word.

just that there men often use it to praise their women

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Culture › Re: Nairaland Official Igbo, Hausa and Yoruba Dictionary by kalvoken(m): 11:43am On Aug 05, 2018

ifyalways:
u didnt get it. Nshi juru gi na ike=ur ass is a shyt-hole Ogu/iri abuo= 20

nsi Juru gi Ike = ur ass if full of shit
onu nsi = shit hole.

Christianity Etc › Re: What Is The Difference Between Faith And Hope? by kalvoken(m): 9:58am On Aug 05, 2018

for you to hope, you already have faith in....

hope = expectation,

faith = strong belief

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Travel › Re: Man Arrested For Harassing And Taunting Bison At Yellowstone Park In U.S.(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 8:43am On Aug 05, 2018

Redoil:
Assuming the man is a nigerian like us which tribe do you think he will be

maybe your family member, because you reason in a silly manner

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Travel › Re: Man Arrested For Harassing And Taunting Bison At Yellowstone Park In U.S.(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 8:42am On Aug 05, 2018

is this man in anyway related to Liverpool manager, klopp?

looks alike

Phones › Re: Useful Android Hidden Codes by kalvoken(m): 9:40pm On Aug 04, 2018*

notoriousbabe:
Op I tried one of dis your yeye code now, since then my phone started to malfunction

you and i know you are saying nothing but lies.

but I will listen though.

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Phones › Re: Useful Android Hidden Codes by kalvoken(m): 9:40pm On Aug 04, 2018

hmm, do we really need this?
how helpful is it, nairalanders will help me decide.
in PDP voice, if you find it interesting hit lk Button, if not share it.

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Celebrities › Re: Uche Ogbodo Becomes Weight Loss Expert, Organizes Bootcamp To Help Fans by kalvoken(m): 7:49am On Aug 02, 2018

presi-diot muha-mad buhari is the only tested and trusted professional weight loss expert I know.

you can ask any Nigerian

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Business › Re: Global Oil Prices Drop On Higher U.S. Inventories by kalvoken(m): 7:22am On Aug 02, 2018

[quote author= post=69910327]WE wonder when it will ever go back to the prices it was when the thieves and rogues raped the country so bad.

Thank God for President Buhari.[/quote]with your BBQ brain, I don't expect you to think straight. it only become a miracle when you go

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Phones › Re: SONY Launches World’s First 48 Megapixel Camera Sensor. by kalvoken(m): 9:16am On Jul 31, 2018

hhb

Travel › Re: See The Chinese Bullet Trains That Can Travel Betw. Lagos & Abuja & Back In 5hrs by kalvoken(m): 9:50pm On Jul 23, 2018

Mutemenot:
Amaechi won't see this type, na to dey buy grinding machine in the name of Train for us.

honestly, you cracked my ribs with this your writing

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Romance › Re: Egg Saga: Why She Really Got Slapped by kalvoken(m): 9:50am On Jul 20, 2018

MakeNigeriaGrea:
You are an ass licker. The difference between the poor and the rich is that the rich values the smallest
amount of money . When you don't know the value of #5,you can't become rich.

you can't say it any better. poor people I tell you, waste money more than the real rich ones.

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Politics › Re: Ozekhome Begs Buhari To Release Dasuki by kalvoken(m): 9:43am On Jul 20, 2018

tayebest:
If Dasuki could be detained since 2015, I wonder who is Fayose or Dino.

See as human right dey beg Buhari!

I pity your lot! A prophet once said;

"Crazy World"

So far so good we still living today
But we don't know what tomorrow brings
In this crazy world
People dying like flies every day
You read about it in the news
But you don't believe it
You'll only know about it
When the man in the long black coat
Knocks on your door
'Cause you're his next victim
As you are living in this

[Chorus:]
Living in, living in this crazy world [x4]

Leaders starting wars anytime they want
Some for their rights
Some for fun and their own glory letting people die for the wrongs that they do
Oh it's painful. Come on now little boy
Say your prayers before you sleep
Little boy went down on his knees
And he said:
"Oh Lord! Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
And if I die before I wake
I pray the Lord my soul to take"
'Cause he's living in this crazy world
Oh Lord

[Chorus: till fade]

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Politics › Re: My Experience At INEC Office Today by kalvoken(m): 8:05pm On Jul 19, 2018

Akby:
INEC really surprised me today. In fact, it all still seemed like a magic to me. Please read on…

I did my registration in 2011 at Owo Local Government, Ondo State. The registration process was about closing so I took time to register even though I knew I won’t come back to vote there (I reside in Lagos). When I learnt I couldn’t register again in 2015, I felt perplexed and just lost interest in the whole process. No way I was going back to Owo to collect my PVC. I barely even know the town and considering time constraint too.

After witnessing what happened at Ekiti elections, I took it upon myself to get my PVC whatever it's going to take. I took time off work today to visit INEC office – Alimosho LGA, Lagos. I went with my voter’s temporal slip, international passport, NIN slip and NYSC credentials (Yeah I took it lol!). I was super prepared for any document they’ll request.

I explained my plight to the official and he said I should verify my details online before proceeding. www. voters. inecnigeria. org (Please mind the way the link was typed). I punched in my details and hoola I saw my previous registration details. He told me to go and print it at a nearby café and submit at the second office.
On submission, the friendly lady brought out a transfer form and filled my details for me. She also brought out the database of all polling centres in Lagos and told me to pick the one nearest to where I reside. I did and she stapled the online print out with the transfer form. I signed beneath the page and she tore the slip for me. That was all

She said I should come back in November with the slip to collect my new PVC. She also said I would be notified via text message when the card is ready.

My joy knew no bounds as I stepped out of INEC office – Alimosho Local Government. I’ve heard a lot about INEC and their slow process but today changed my orientation entirely. I didn’t pay a dime or bribe anybody. It was 100% free. In fact, I didn’t spend up to 15mins.
For as many that are in my shoes, you can now collect your PVC and transfer your polling unit without stress. Please visit the nearest INEC office today to get your PVC.

God bless Nigeria

where in alimosho!

a friend of mine did his but couldn't access it online.

Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Poses With Family In Juventus by kalvoken(m): 12:32pm On Jul 17, 2018

god of football.

we were with you, we still are with you and we will always follow you anywhere you go. No matter which club, be it Ekaneme warriors, I remain a fan.

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Politics › Re: Restructuring: Southern Leaders Barred From Flying To Makurdi by kalvoken(m): 8:09am On Jul 17, 2018

PresidentAtiku:
you still never find this your missing sense

the guy never had any at all

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Politics › Re: #EkitiDecides 2018: APC Wins Fayose’s Local Government by kalvoken(m): 11:19am On Jul 15, 2018

SirBunky85:
and u are an irredeemable hypocrite for supporting fayose

what's my business with fayose, I only like how only him refused to be pocketed by that old man.

He did played the opposition well, no Matter his errors.

Politics › Re: #EkitiDecides 2018: APC Wins Fayose’s Local Government by kalvoken(m): 5:49am On Jul 15, 2018

Jorussia:
fayose thought that governance is all about insulting buhari.A governor who is owing 7 months salary at a time the federal allocation has improved should have no business insulting buhari.Honestly,Buhari has performed below the expectations of those us who voted him,but fayose shouldn't be abusing and lie against him.

more like even though he(buhari) has failed, don't tell him(buhari).
You must must as a zombie, continue ass- licking him.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Cleanliness They Say, Is Nearer To Godliness! by kalvoken(op): 10:15pm On Jul 01, 2018

CAPSLOCKED:

SO HE CAN DUMP REFUSE IN PEOPLE'S LIVES BUT CANNOT DUMP MONEY, GOOD FOOD, OR SOUND HEALTH.

This is an average black man thinking

Christianity Etc › Cleanliness They Say, Is Nearer To Godliness! by kalvoken(op): 1:46pm On Jul 01, 2018

while going to visit a friend today, I stumbled on this and thought it's worth sharing! This is a pure water company in Lagos state. we all know the state government have failed in regards to clean environment. one aspect that ambode lead administration had not done well.
This has lead to indiscriminate dumping of refuse by the lagosians.

As a Christian, how good do you see this to be. Isn't this a kind of mockery to God's name?
well maybe the management were just trying to utilise the available means they have, knowing how religious we are.

Sports › Nigerians Vs Diego Maradona by kalvoken(op): 1:52am On Jul 01, 2018

Nigerians didn't find it funny that their team crashed out of town 2018 world cup in Russia, all thanks to our slay eagle Kings who is took a o modelling instead of playing ball. As if that wasn't enough, Argentina's former star had to insult us more by raising his two middle fingers at us. Though, FIFA had sanctioned him by taking off the honour conferred to the football legend.

we decided to pay them back by supporting their opponent. well, France deserve some acholades from we Nigerians for humiliating our enemy before us.

my issue with the match today is with the camera men that covered it. when di maria equalized griezman's penalty goal, we all saw how excited maradona was. Even as they lead by a two goals to one, the camera men showed us how he raised his two fingers. THIS time it wasn't the middle ones bit the thumbs.

Upon the time Kylian Mbappe was doing justice to Argentine teams, the camera man never showed us maradona. That act wasn't fair to many Nigerians, which has once more made them feel cheated.

Romance › Re: When Is It Ok To Give Your Man Money? by kalvoken(m): 4:32pm On Jun 28, 2018

Sports › Re: Nigerians React To Ighalo's Missed Chances During Nigeria Vs Argentina Game by kalvoken(m): 9:35am On Jun 27, 2018

uba1991:
when we get ur blood it is ok. rubish animal that had never been a class monitor trying to blame a man who is in charge of 190 million black men. The day u become a leader of 10 [ten] black men u will understand what it takes to b a leader. with all d blackmail and instigation u people cannot i repeat CANNOT STOP BUHARI

Talk of the benefit of a faceless forum, a nonentity can challenge just anyone.

Sports › Re: Nigerians React To Ighalo's Missed Chances During Nigeria Vs Argentina Game by kalvoken(m): 10:08pm On Jun 26, 2018

if you ask me eh, I would say am happy that Nigeria had exited this year's WC tournament. At least we can now face our real problem. our life's more important than world cup.

plateau massacre can now get the attention it deserves.

though we have scores to settle with Argentine team, we have to take care of our lives first.

#Buhari#when will the blood be enough#

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Family › Re: Youths Flog Boy Mercilessly For Insulting His Mother In Edo (VIDEO) by kalvoken(m): 1:55pm On Jun 25, 2018

perryy:
Wrong! I'm from Edo. I can categorically tell u that since I was flogged in 1980, I never dared look into my mummy eyes till date. The holding and pinning no be here oooooo

because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for others. you ve never jam a stubborn person. you would think he's possessed.

Family › Re: Youths Flog Boy Mercilessly For Insulting His Mother In Edo (VIDEO) by kalvoken(m): 1:14pm On Jun 25, 2018

wrong move, this might make him grow wide!

Celebrities › Re: Ben Bruce Consoles D'banj On Death Of His Son, Daniel D'Third by kalvoken(m): 12:46pm On Jun 25, 2018

femi4:
Irreplaceable loss

I disagree with you, the God that have him the child will give him another one.
HE DID IT WITH JOB, D'BANJ'S WON'T BE ANY DIFFERENT

Business › Re: Fidelity Bank Inaugurates Keyboards Payment Solution by kalvoken(m): 11:43am On Jun 25, 2018

so no condition is applied grin

Properties › Re: Turkey Door Installers... by kalvoken(m): 10:38pm On Jun 22, 2018

obezaleel:
with both installing and dressing finishing pay 6000

habA

Education › Re: Over 70% LASU Budget Spent On Diesel – VC by kalvoken(m): 7:53am On Jun 20, 2018

Ilajeboy:
Steal Billions in dollars

Ilajeboy:
Steal Billions in dollars

Education › Re: Over 70% LASU Budget Spent On Diesel – VC by kalvoken(m): 7:52am On Jun 20, 2018

omooba969:
We are not ready to take the vagabonds in power out yet, when we are truly ready they also will get the message that we ain't taking shît no more.

Lone ranger things, if you know what I mean.

will be too hard to archive that! our major problems are the likes of sadki, mad-ridguy, ngene et all.

Education › Re: Over 70% LASU Budget Spent On Diesel – VC by kalvoken(m): 7:34am On Jun 20, 2018*

BUT IT TRULY SUCK THAT WE CANT HAVE 12hrs LIGHT IN THUS COUNTRY, WHERE ONE PERSON CAN STEAL DOLLARS IN BILLION AND NOTHING WILL HAPPEN.

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