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Car Talk › Re: Race: Porche Panamera Vs Benz C63s AMG In Abuja, Benz Will Shock You(Pics/Vids) by kalvoken(m): 10:14pm On Sep 16, 2018
Iamzik:
grin grin grin

Are you saying that bubu is more corrupt?
Abeg don't rope me with DSS o. How can I say that?
Car Talk › Re: Race: Porche Panamera Vs Benz C63s AMG In Abuja, Benz Will Shock You(Pics/Vids) by kalvoken(m): 6:14pm On Sep 16, 2018
Race= corruption

Porsche/Jonathan Vs Benz/buhari.
Celebrities › Re: Daddy Showkey Apologizes To Lepacious Bose For Tagging Her As “Mumu” by kalvoken(m): 8:56pm On Sep 13, 2018
grin grin grin
I take back my mumu grin grin grin

So you had been sharing you mumu before?

Travel › Re: Mind Blowing Highway Interchanges, Flyovers Around The World(Photos) by kalvoken(m): 12:15pm On Sep 13, 2018
vosquare:
I'll rather use public transport than drive my car grin grin
better I solve equations till 'x and y' stop missing than to drive through this road
Phones › Re: Iphone XS, Iphone XS Max & Iphone XR: Apple Unveils Three New Iphone Xs by kalvoken(m): 9:14am On Sep 13, 2018
4601CE:
you have been noticed
And it made the difference, you will never be noticed. Not a curse though
Celebrities › Re: Monalisa Chinda Celebrates Her 44th Birthday Today by kalvoken(m): 9:05am On Sep 13, 2018
FortifiedCity:
sad

Happy Birthday Mona.

Just thinking why you are not pregnant for Coker yet
And you had never thought why he hasn't gotten her pregnant.

Am also thinking here why you still have no sense even after all the Buhari tortofor the past/present years, Mr thinker.

Phones › Re: Iphone XS, Iphone XS Max & Iphone XR: Apple Unveils Three New Iphone Xs by kalvoken(m): 8:56am On Sep 13, 2018
4601CE:
[s][/s] Bla bla bla bla .
Cry me a river bro .
Apple inc be giving some people headache and heartache since 3701BC
Smh, he stated his opinion. It's left for you to use your IQ or you dumb it.

You didn't have to rubbish the sense he penned up there.


Just imagine difference of 30mins battery life.
Rubbish
Food › Re: Bakers Set To Increase Bread Prices by kalvoken(m): 7:31am On Sep 11, 2018
God what's all these Na.

If only you can clear off these set of evil beings in this country and create a new set of people.

Travel › Re: REVEALED: 6 Reasons Why Lagos Traffic Worsens Whenever It Rains by kalvoken(m): 7:07am On Sep 10, 2018
Sometimes I begin to wonder if village people are not behind this traffic jam, to get to us for running away from them
Business › Re: The Meanings Of Visa, Verve, Mastercard, Naira, Dollar, Debit & Credit Card by kalvoken(m): 7:05am On Sep 10, 2018
How about RED AND YELLOW CARD.

yellow card could be used im different ways.

RED CARD, hmm come February 2019 it buhari will take to daura
Politics › Re: Police IG Apologises To Edwin Clark,orders the detention of four officers by kalvoken(m): 2:25pm On Sep 05, 2018
Wantedmiller:
No, Don't be bias

Shame on Politicians........

All you mentioned above has been happening.....

Nothing New..... Don't tell me it did not happen during PDP, APC, APGA, or any other Political Party.
You are right. though, APC gave it another level
Politics › Re: Police IG Apologises To Edwin Clark,orders the detention of four officers by kalvoken(m): 10:14am On Sep 05, 2018
In Oliver de coque's voice, all heads are eqaul is only on the lips. Head is bigger than heads.
Some are more human than other humans.

We ve had a case if innocent people being detained for crime they no nothing about, SARS murder innocent Hungary, some good looking healthy Nigerians on daily basis.

Complaint is over the media. There are targeted shootings open innocent citizens. Yet not even a police cobra had ever apologized to the victims.

Now because a bigger head is involved, we are seeing this hypocritical display.

Shame on APC govt
Politics › Re: VP Osinbajo Responds To Atiku's Comment In Premium Times Publication by kalvoken(m): 11:08am On Sep 04, 2018
gringrin

Seems the BBQfools finally got sense
Christianity Etc › Re: Daddy Freeze On Pastor Adeboye's Necklace: "This Is Pressing Of Virgin Breast" by kalvoken(m): 9:30am On Sep 04, 2018
amaniro:
Freeze can't deceive me, he can deceive the gullible and vulnerable but not me, There's no difference between listen to supposed men of God and freeze.


Besides what do he mean, the bracelet or neck less are idols? if so what will you call Catholic chaplets and "Jesus statue, and sacred Mary statue"huh
You dey mad for your brain?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Manchester United 0 - 2 -On 2nd September 2018 by kalvoken(m): 3:35pm On Sep 02, 2018
Man u formation -> 9-0-1

Burnley formation-> 9- 0-1



Wish man u good luck though, mourihno deserve our sympathy. If you can consider buhari, why not mourihno.

I just dey pity the man sha.

SARRI ROCKS!
Phones › Re: Man Earns N180,000 From Phone Charging Monthly In Lafia by kalvoken(m): 10:13am On Sep 02, 2018
femi4:
180/30 = N6,000 per day

If it take 4hrs to charge a phone and charges 10 simultaneously.

Working for 16hrs = 40 phones charged per day
@ N200 per phone, he all make = 40*200 = N8000

Now, that make sense
Reason why someone would wake up and start typing fat lies is beyond my Ken.

So you as you dey now, you can pay N200 daily to charge your 40k infinix phone. That means you must be recharging your phone with 5k worth of airtime daily.
The only time people paid N100 to charge phone was during Buhari's fuel scarcity. When thing got back to nomalcy, phone charge went back to N50 at.most.

I won't advice even my enemy to venture into this bizz. I know there isn't any business with no risk, But just imagine someone paying you N50 to charge his iPhone for him and it gets stolen. Na land you go sell buy am be that.
Romance › Re: 6 Hidden Signs She Likes You But She’s Shy by kalvoken(m): 10:45pm On Aug 31, 2018
Shortyy:
Bullshît.
All these ones na secondary school play.

If I like you, I'll shoot my shot straight up. No time for hide and seek.

Sadly, men these days are too proud. So even if I like person, I jejely keep my like to myself. Ain't got time.
Please don't reason like those BBQ things.
What's the difference between what you said and that of Op's.
Celebrities › Re: Angry Nigerian Lady Narrates How DJ Cuppy Jumped The Queue To Collect Her PVC by kalvoken(m): 6:58pm On Aug 31, 2018
[quote author= post=70787550]Where is your video evidence?!

Who knows if you are one of her haters castigating her anyway.

We don't believe everything we read online.

The Most important thing is CUPPY getting her PVC as a good Nigerian!

GOD BLESS NIGERIA![/quote]You don't ever think straight
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by kalvoken(m): 8:50am On Aug 31, 2018
Explorers:
Nothing they inside this bread o, just big for eye.

If u don cut am to 2, squeeze am, e don finish.
Chai baba this bread too big for too o. Will you be able to use the toilet after eating all this. It will dry any liquid wey dey ur system

Not forgetting the ewa ati dodo too.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 48,000 Apply For 2,000 Jobs In Ekiti by kalvoken(m): 11:03am On Aug 30, 2018
Explorers:
Lol...Na Ekiti u dey stay.

Even in my Ondo town where i reside presently, the highest paying job you can get is 20k - 50k per month(Private).

Private schools, no go area, graduates, family man are earning below 30k(highest).

Even the state government pays less than 50k to graduates (entry level in ministries/LGA Secretariat/Public secondary or primary schools).


You wan set business, no patronage.

Offering DJs 5k - 10k.

Set up photography business, they will offer you 20k for a 2day weeding shoot with photobook.


Pathetic bro.

Sometimes i don't blame people running to other countries.

Me sef wey dey here na money, for don run tey.
Lol, even explorers too
Foreign Affairs › Re: On This Day 29th August, 2005 Hurricane Katrina Hit U.S., Killed 2000(Photos) by kalvoken(m): 3:09am On Aug 30, 2018
It's either explorers or it's not interesting/educative.


I'm suspecting this guy might be seunn himself
Health › Re: Hilarious Memes Medical Professionals Can Relate To (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 5:34pm On Aug 28, 2018
kalvoken:
Lifeless human.

Explain this in diagram
My Trump..

Health › Re: Hilarious Memes Medical Professionals Can Relate To (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 5:34pm On Aug 28, 2018
Lifeless human.

Explain this in diagram
Travel › Re: BREAKING: Third Mainland Bridge Reopens by kalvoken(m): 6:55pm On Aug 26, 2018
dingbang:
third mainland bridge!
The one in Lagos o, not kebbi State
Travel › Re: BREAKING: Third Mainland Bridge Reopens by kalvoken(m): 6:19pm On Aug 26, 2018
dingbang:
They should also call pastors and priests to sprinkle holy water on that bridge because the number of accidents that occur on that bridge is shocking.
Are you sure we are talking about same bridge?
Travel › Re: BREAKING: Third Mainland Bridge Reopens by kalvoken(m): 6:16pm On Aug 26, 2018
So where is the work they carried out, abi it's invisible?
Autos › Re: Qatari Royal Family Puts Boeing 747-8 Plane Up For Sale At ₦231Billion(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 11:18am On Aug 24, 2018
Explorers:
₦230 billion last cool


akosh005
I need a guarantee that it's not an accidented(flood damaged) jet.

Baba Explorers, run the check for me.
Politics › Re: President Buhari Treks 800 Metres From Prayer Ground To Private Residence by kalvoken(m): 1:59pm On Aug 21, 2018
Buhari is walking!

He will so need it come 2019.

From aso rock to daura, he need to walk harder

Politics › Re: Governor Ugwuanyi At Ex-governor Chime's Daughter Traditional Marriage by kalvoken(m): 6:39am On Aug 10, 2018
Homeboiy:
God bless chime

God bless ugwuanyi

This is how politics should be

Chime decamped to APC but I have never seen him criticize ugwuanyi style of leadership because he knows he's successor is doing the right thing

God bless Enugu state indigenes, both home and abroad


Enugu is in the hands of God

gburugburu carry go


100% Enugu blood

Nsukka ga adi

Anyi an'g acho nsogbu
Deeje! Aanyaleka.

Ime aga
Music/Radio › Re: "Commando" - Wizkid X Mut4y X Ceeza Milli (Video) by kalvoken(m):
JeffreyJames:
Same nonsense lyrics

"Baby whine and shake"

"You sweet pass Jollof"


Nonsense
thanks dude, you just save many from wasting their scarce data
Culture › Re: Nairaland Official Igbo, Hausa and Yoruba Dictionary by kalvoken(m): 12:08pm On Aug 05, 2018
what are these called in Hausa, Igbo and Yoruba?

Window(that if a building)

table

bulb

lantern

handbag

fan

speaker(musical instrument)

rake





my fellow Igbo, help me change these to English

ónú mpíò

mpíò

ánwúrú ókū

òkù

átámá
Culture › Re: Nairaland Official Igbo, Hausa and Yoruba Dictionary by kalvoken(m): 11:50am On Aug 05, 2018
ezinaulo:
I'll give it a try!

Igbo:
LOVE: ihụnanya/ifụnanya
PEACE: udo
JOY: ọñụ
BEAUTY: mma
ezigbo Nwafor Igbo ñuru ara nne ya. oñu Juru mu obi ka m n'agu mkpuru OKWU idere, maka n' ichefughi akara ha ma ncha

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