Education › Re: Over 70% LASU Budget Spent On Diesel – VC by kalvoken(m): 7:26am On Jun 20, 2018 |
the security should be put to check too, you need to see how some of those men working with network providers move diesel to sell. |
Science/Technology › Re: Hell On Earth, Sky Turns Red In Hawaii As Lava Continue To Flow(Photos) by kalvoken(m): 11:50am On Jun 10, 2018*. Modified: 10:22pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
EXPLORERS DOING WHAT HE ALONE knows HOW TO DO BEST.
NDEWO! |
Politics › Re: Umahi Vows Never To Castigate Buhari by kalvoken(m): 12:13pm On May 27, 2018*. Modified: 12:31pm On May 27, 2018 |
NwaEzefuNaMba: he's not Afraid of Anyone, there's no Opposition in Ebonyi state. OGA don't be too sure! I'm not from the state but for the period of 3weeks that I spent there, the people don't seem happy with the man's style of government. I heard tenants are made to pay extra fee in the name of VAT to the government after rent. kids selling pure water on the street pay fees on daily basis to the government. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Different Kinds Of People You Will Meet In Nigerian Churches (Meme Collection) by kalvoken(m): 11:46am On May 27, 2018 |
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Phones › Re: Which Phone Did You Regret Ever Using? by kalvoken(m): 10:40am On May 26, 2018 |
OrestesDante:

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∆ Nokia n96 though I didn't buy it new... You change the flex now and the next week the flex is spoilt again. ∆
☣ ☠ But the phone Na engine, very strong! still have one though, but can't get the flex any more |
Health › Re: 8 Urine Colours And What Each Say About Your Health by kalvoken(m): 10:03pm On May 25, 2018 |
wandevincent: Enlightening posts like this wont make FP but the useless and irrelevant ones will do......................smh for nairaland mods enlightenin, how? have you seen anyone with red coloured urine? in most cases it's just what you consumed a day before. Any time I take two bottles of sweating cold Goldberg or any beer, I would expect yellow urine. so nothing new here jor! |
Jokes Etc › Re: 'Dump Refuse Here & Go Mad' Notice Spotted In Lagos (Photo) by kalvoken(m): 4:53pm On May 22, 2018 |
Reelmii: where do u live under bridge, oshodi! |
Jokes Etc › Re: 'Dump Refuse Here & Go Mad' Notice Spotted In Lagos (Photo) by kalvoken(m): 2:15pm On May 22, 2018 |
honestly if this were to be my hood, that very place would have become refuse spot.
'The person will end up changing it to the opposite, in a bid to stop the dumping. |
Jokes Etc › Re: 'Dump Refuse Here & Go Mad' Notice Spotted In Lagos (Photo) by kalvoken(m): 2:15pm On May 22, 2018 |
the rate at which akinwumi ambode led government is transmissioning the commission of Lagos state to a dirty slum is quite alarming!
The once clean city has turn to slum. I can't even come out of my compound any longer. The whole Street is so smelling that if a woman should spend an hour there, she will get impregnated by the odour oozing out from dumped refuse. |
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Ordered For Bentley Mulsanne For Herself & Her Unborn Son: A Review by kalvoken(m): 5:03pm On May 21, 2018 |
EmmaOgbu: This car na ogbono soup.
God, when is my own coming? I know it will come, but when?
Lord God answer my prayer. Agbaya! car wey dem buy for small pikin Na im you dey eye. May baba God commission a better transmission machine to you. |
Celebrities › Re: Be Sincere!! Davido’s Assurance Vs Wizkid’s Fake Love, Which One Made More Sense by kalvoken(m): 11:12am On May 20, 2018 |
NIGHTMAREOO7: Both are trash!! TBH lies!!!
that of wizkid's trasher! |
Sports › Re: Buffon Bids Tearful Farewell To Juve After 656 Games by kalvoken(m): 9:31pm On May 19, 2018 |
NwaAmaikpe:

I know the real reason he is retiring is because of how bad Cristiano Ronaldo humiliated him.
Happy for him, He can go back to receiving BJs on yachts. only if you know how silly you sound a timed |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Check Out The Newly Built N-power Build Training Center In Abia State by kalvoken(m): 3:13pm On May 19, 2018 |
looks more like a primary school.
quote me wrongly and watch amadioha transmission a commission sorry, commission a transmitted thunder on you. |
Family › Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Mothers (MEME COLLECTION) by kalvoken(m): 3:30pm On May 17, 2018 |
Spectre007: same here.mumsi will ask you "what would like to eat for dinner?" with a smiling face.you will start listing your order like sey u dey restaurant.she will then reply with "enter the kitchen and goan cook it oo cuz am nt". Your mood will just change instantly.Dats Hw i ended up hungry most nights.what a drama queen,still love her tho. it's only God that can reward mother's for us. |
Family › Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Mothers (MEME COLLECTION) by kalvoken(m): 12:08pm On May 17, 2018 |
that moment when you and your friends plan to hang out. your mum would just allow you to dress up before she will ask you where you are going.
only for you to innocently explain to her, then she go be like; go and sit down there! who will make food for you, your house maid abi? |
Family › Re: Bride Runs Away After Groom Fails To Provide Traditional Marriage Items by kalvoken(m): 8:14pm On May 13, 2018 |
gobe
sometimes I do get confused about what people marry for. you can get varieties of sex while single, David and wiskid aren't married, but they y have children. |
Nairaland General › Re: Graveyard At 26000ft, Stories About The Frozen Bodies On Mount Everest(Photos). by kalvoken(m): 9:44am On May 13, 2018 |
Explorers: I don't even understand, i have to spend about #30m on an adventure that making it back is 50/50.
The major challenge for me is the money though. chai, you are not even bordered about the life that's 50/50. True Nigerian you are.   |
Politics › Re: Jewish Community Storms Nnamdi Kanu’s House In Abia State. See Why. Photos by kalvoken(m): 11:51am On May 12, 2018 |
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Crime › Re: Ugandan Man Storms Police Station With Rats That Ate His Money In A Box. Photo by kalvoken(m): 10:24pm On May 11, 2018 |
Everything being equal. I think he was only telling we Nigerians that every animal have right. Not be because we are assumed to be higher, some people don't even measure up to most animals.
Why then do we kill them anyhow? |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Syrian War Could Escalate To WW3, Assad Warns. US Flag In Flames In Iran(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 9:50pm On May 11, 2018 |
Buhari: Trump flease you can't stars war now zath I get my own money. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kim Jung-un Becomes First Leader To Cross Into The South After 65years(Photos by kalvoken(m): 8:57am On Apr 27, 2018*. Modified: 12:48am On May 13, 2018 |
GraGra247: This wicked lunatic should be made to pay for his crimes against humanity.
I don't know why the South and America are pampering him. How you manage to see the Peck in people's eyes with that log of wood in yours, is what baffles me. First fight for your dumb lazy uneducated tyrantic jihad up north to pay for his atrocities against humanity before chooking mouth for wetin no concern you.
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Crime › Re: Hausa Victims After Clash With Benue Residents In Makurdi (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 9:37am On Apr 26, 2018 |
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Business › Re: Ecobank Group Records $20m Loan Recovery, Posts $182m Profit by kalvoken(m): 8:02am On Apr 26, 2018 |
I h8 the echo of that bank.
Their management is total zero |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Real Madrid : UCL (1 - 2) On 25th April 2018 by kalvoken(m): 8:51pm On Apr 25, 2018 |
Why CH channel shows the match with English commentary on mobdro. Mine is not in English |
Politics › Re: "I Didn't Fight With Adeosun On A Plane" - Oby Ezekwesili Reacts To Fake Video by kalvoken(m): 1:28pm On Apr 25, 2018 |
Mr Eze ekwesighi, what do you mean by the woman cannot and will never be you?
Please kowaa nke OMA. Ndi ofe mmanu aghotabeghi mkpari nwanyi a nyere ha n'okwu a |
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Vs FG: Barrister Ejiofor Arrives ECOWAS Court In Mali (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 12:07pm On Apr 25, 2018 |
chiagozien: God bless the land of rising sun.
I know this wont make front page,but
we must continue. They are busy pushing trash about BBN to the front page |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur: FA Cup Semi-final 2 - 1 On 21st April 20 by kalvoken(m): 5:45pm On Apr 21, 2018 |
Guys link up na |
Celebrities › Re: Olakunle Churchill Bags Enugu Chieftaincy Title (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 9:35am On Apr 18, 2018 |
Bloggers sha! Must you attach Tonto's name to Churchill's before mentioning his name? For crying out loud, they ve separated.
Don't tell me he needs her name before people will know who's been talked about. Thought he's popular than Tonto.
For those of you fighting over who's G guy or not, may poverty no kill una. If you thing being a g guy made him who he is and it's that easy, why not become a H guy. At least you go pass for money na. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Barbara Bush Dies At Age 92 by kalvoken(m): 7:06am On Apr 18, 2018 |
Follygunners: Yes, Jebb was the Governor of Florida in 1999/2000 when his brother, George was a Presidential candidate and eventual President back then. George was also a former Governor of Texas for 8yrs and also spent another 8yrs as the U.S President. So was their father, Former Governor and President.
The IAH airport in Houston, TX was renamed after their father even though they bear the same name: George Bush[quote author=tombeh post=66806957]RIP Ma. I guess you can say Barbara was wife and mother to several Governors and Presidents. May her gentle soul R.I.P[/quote]The BUSHs once did Mugabe US too. |
Celebrities › Re: Emoney Looking Good In New Photos by kalvoken(m): 12:55pm On Apr 16, 2018 |
If you came here with badmouth looking for Airforce1 to slam like me, raise your hand.
Though, it might be him in another form |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Stephen Soleye, 21-Year-Old First Class Graduate Gets New Job With Rolls Royce by kalvoken(m): 12:50pm On Apr 16, 2018 |
I knew this was never going to happen in halfrica,
Not to mention Nigeria.
That's where education has value. If it were to be somewhere in naija area, he will never get more than hand shake from our rogues.
I don't want to talk about the companies down here, they are more corrupt than the poli-thiefcians |