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Sports › Re: Man City Crowned 2017-2018 Premier League Champions After Shock Man Utd Loss by kalvoken(m): 9:58pm On Apr 15, 2018

Man city win premiere league
Arsenal wins Europa
Chelsea wins FA
Liverpool eyeing champions league

Hmmmm

Mou's man u can go on and win laliga

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Politics › Re: How To Check If You Are A Registered Voter by kalvoken(m): 8:36pm On Apr 15, 2018

ogbevireo:
change the state option to the state where you registered not where you reside currently.

I still live where I registered (Lagos).

I even fill the VIN, but still same thing

Politics › Re: How To Check If You Are A Registered Voter by kalvoken(m): 8:32pm On Apr 15, 2018

Help please,

This is what I saw when I checked mine

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs West Bromwich Albion (0 - 1) On 15th April 2018 by kalvoken(m): 5:54pm On Apr 15, 2018

engrelvis:
If we lose dis match.dat means man city v won d league?

Even if you win nko

You plan to stop them before.

Lol

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Business › Re: Is Entrepreneurship Over-rated? by kalvoken(m): 5:48pm On Apr 15, 2018

Useless post

Tell me that very person who do not wish to be rich.

Don't just make urself an example 'cause am going to Laugh hard.

Nonsense! Entrepreneurship is the real deal.

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Celebrities › Re: Patapaa Suit, Outfit To Ghana Music Award, As Davido Wins (Photo) by kalvoken(m): 11:55am On Apr 15, 2018

Sarki's role model

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Travel › Re: The Beauty Of The Ikeja Bus Terminal At Night (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 12:28am On Mar 29, 2018

HisSexcellency:
Only in Nigeria that the president travels all the way from Abuja to Lagos just to commission a Bus-stop

Guy Na bus stop, don't decorate it with grammar

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Serbia: International Friendly 0 - 2 (Full Time) by kalvoken(m): 8:54pm On Mar 27, 2018

pelezico:
We got our work cut out - cause i fear we will not get out of the group. Theres no way we will get out of the WC group playing like this. Noway.

The goal keeper is ok but he lacks experience. We need Enyema in goal - i dont like bringing back oldies but his experience is a must

Nigerias players are shite - we are playing shite

who are the we huh

you claim the keeper lacks experience yet he had made many saves.

even cortoirs can attest to it

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Serbia: International Friendly 0 - 2 (Full Time) by kalvoken(m): 8:49pm On Mar 27, 2018

who's wife laughs like this.
huhoohoohooeeey!
musa leave am gi mark ur ball!
naija I hail o

Sports › Re: 2018 FIFA World Cup: Super Eagles Group D Opponents Croatia, Iceland Lose Friend by kalvoken(m): 9:27pm On Mar 25, 2018

AngelicBeing:
Ice land and Croatia will be beaten by Super Eagles, I stand with super Eagles

Na me give you the hundredth like, so what now?

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Foreign Affairs › Re: See The Largest Anti-gun Protest Ever, Organized By Florida Shooting Survivors by kalvoken(m): 7:53am On Mar 25, 2018

Explorers:
People marching against gun violence were met with counter-protesters in Arizona on Saturday, some of whom were carrying guns openly on their hips.

An estimated 15,000 people attended the March for Our Lives 'sibling' protest in Phoenix, Arizona, on Saturday.

But these marchers were met with a few dozen counter-protesters who were standing up for their second amendment rights.

Some of these counter-protesters reportedly brought their AR-15s and other weapons to the event to show the marchers that their gun-totting rights would not be impacted.

zombiesm is not limited to shithole after all.

check them well, Fulani/herdsmen blood must be running in their body

those are the USA version of ngene. sarki, Madrid zombie

Sports › Re: Poland Vs Nigeria: Super Eagles Boss Wants His Players To Perform Without Mikel by kalvoken(m): 8:28pm On Mar 23, 2018

so Na onazi go lead the boys?

sorry for the eagles

Politics › Re: El-rufai Reacts To Burning Of Church And Police Station In Kaduna by kalvoken(m): 7:42pm On Mar 22, 2018

Politics › Re: Oby Ezekwesili Wishes To Find These 4 Kids Laughing (Photo) by kalvoken(m): 7:53pm On Mar 20, 2018

you mean those dapchi children huh

Don't just sit down and wish, you should go out and search for them in aso rock like you did back then

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Romance › Re: Take A Selfie And Upload Here by kalvoken(m): 6:37pm On Mar 18, 2018

shaybebaby:
You forgot to filter that hand.

ahu adiro gi grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Christians Dont Worship In Any Church They See Like Muslims Do by kalvoken(m): 10:32am On Mar 18, 2018

your English is the cause!

Foreign Affairs › Re: The 950-Ton Bridge That Collapsed In Miami Florida & Killed Many (Shocking Pics) by kalvoken(m): 7:57pm On Mar 16, 2018*

Those that were inside these cars will live long

Quick recovery to the injured.

R.I.p to the dead ones

Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Vs Yemi Alade: Who Rocked It Better? by kalvoken(m): 11:05am On Mar 14, 2018

oh there was a forum, Nairaland.

just imagine the trash being pushed to front page.

a corper goes out braless, used condom in a female bag, David missing his bed, Ik OGBONO gushes over her wife, inuendo and yemi alade, oh jeeez. the trash is endless.

Nairaland is going the way of 2go if the owner don't wake up.

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Politics › Re: Plot To Cover Up Underage Voting In Kano State Looms by kalvoken(m): 10:32am On Mar 14, 2018

ConAir:
As usual KANSIEC denied the allegations,

The north has always been practicing underage voting

For a free and fair election, Nigeria should invite some professional expatriate to supervise election in the north specifically.

so, if you were to be invited, you you would go huh

hmmm, seems you 've forgotten youth Corp members back in 2011.

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Sports › Re: FIFA U-20 Women’s WC: Falconets Draw Germany, China, Haiti by kalvoken(m): 10:19am On Mar 14, 2018

Vanshmuell:
Nigeria won't make it to the next round..Germany and china gt a very strong team..

would you have wished they were in group B or C huh

Politics › Re: Fayose Deletes Tweet When Ojudu Confronts Him. - (pictures) by kalvoken(m): 10:03am On Mar 14, 2018

seunmsg:
In saner climes, BUHARI and fayose can't even become a councilor not to talk of administering a state.

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Politics › Re: Fayose Deletes Tweet When Ojudu Confronts Him. - (pictures) by kalvoken(m): 10:02am On Mar 14, 2018

Fayose, the nwaAmaikpe of Nigeria politics.

The only difference between the two is that that of nairaland's might be reasonable fellow offline, while that of politician is not, both online and offline

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Politics › Re: Saraki Using Senate For Personal Interest — Sen Adamu by kalvoken(m): 8:29am On Mar 14, 2018

All hail the nwamikpe of pdp

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Politics › Re: Governor Fayose Carries Placard "APC, #Bring Back Our Dapchi Girls" by kalvoken(m): 8:27am On Mar 14, 2018

mtchwww

Romance › Re: Used Condom Spotted In A Lady's Handbag (Photo) by kalvoken(m): 11:04pm On Mar 13, 2018

let it be on record that Manchester United FC was eliminated in 2017/18 champions league before Chelsea FC.

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Family › Re: Can The Marriage Last? (disturbing Photo) by kalvoken(m): 2:32pm On Mar 13, 2018

ZombieTAMER:

It might interest you to know that this is the kind of marriage that stand the test of time

The bride seem to know that some men are dogs

just as women like you are poo

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija - Alex Cries As Leo Gets Evicted From The House by kalvoken(m): 11:29pm On Mar 11, 2018

marvin906:
Hahahhahahaha
na now day break for your side..
the moronic show ain't in this country

day break as in how, of what use the shame to me?

if not for nairaland mods who are no different from typical naija politicians, is bbn related topic supposed to see front page? even when majority of the members had expressed their no interest towards the shame.

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija - Alex Cries As Leo Gets Evicted From The House by kalvoken(m): 11:08pm On Mar 11, 2018

GIDIBANKZ:
Why she dy cry like say dm nor go Meet for Nigeria......if i slap her eh

the shit is no hosted in naija?

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Car Talk › Re: Brazilian Cyclists In Unclad Protest Against Reckless Driving(Photos) by kalvoken(m): 11:02pm On Mar 11, 2018

But we dey suffer for this part of world o.

see how fresh their milk industry look. when we are served something else in the name boobs here.

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Car Talk › Re: Brazilian Cyclists In Unclad Protest Against Reckless Driving(Photos) by kalvoken(m): 10:58pm On Mar 11, 2018

see boobs.

standing so fit

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Nina “The Last Time I Had Sex Was On Friday” by kalvoken(m): 7:34pm On Mar 11, 2018

BiafranBushBoy:
3 Idiots. (Not the Indian version. Those were geniuses.)

couldn't have said it any better.

had wat the genius 3 idiots over and over.

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Jehovah's Witnesses Not Believe In Miracles? by kalvoken(m): 8:32am On Mar 11, 2018*

emeijeh:
I will rephrase Redoil's question.....

Are you sure they are true Christians? When massive alcoholic consumption and fornication is their middle name?

Am not a witness (tho' I might be in future), but no one has made you the judge here.

Are you more Christian tha. they are. where in the Bible did Christ/God condemn alcoholics? Didn't Jesus turn water into alcohol?

everything made by God are clean, it's only how you consume them that might be unclean.

noirsangre:
God made Marijuana. Can you consume it in any "clean" way?

you need to eat food prepared with fresh green marijuana leaves. it's medicinal gan.

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