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calculator123:
International trophy is a team effort. Goal per game ratio is a personal effort.

Stop making carrots and sticks comparison

Of course. Messi scored all his goals single handedly.

He provided assists for all the goals he scored.

Talking of international trophies, if only Messi had put in more personal effort into scoring a penalty, he might have at least an international trophy.

You guys should enjoy. But leave Ronaldo outta your lips. He's not competing with your favorite player. He doesn't miss you or the rivalry.

benji93:
Coach Guardiola may not have a lot of shares, but he does have some shares in the bottling company.

You don't mean it.

Is it safe to say Guardiola has been bottling UCL since he left Barcelona?

BlueMann:
I swear I don't mean to cause trouble

But look at na...just look at

He can also go another 300 games and still have lesser international trophies and UCL than CR7.

You people should enjoy your victory and leave CR7 out of it. He doesn't care.

This looks like something that happened in a party.

Enceladus:
US didn't print money oga. The Central Bank has the capacity to give out digital non-existent bailout money in bonds that will payed back with interest in tax. What CBN did is total bullshit inflation is looming around the corner.

Inflation has been here since 2015.

Girls are rude everywhere, you people probably won't notice because you were raised in Lagos.

I've said this and I will still say it, every tribe is tribalistic.

LINTUNE:
keepshut madam...are u as fine as the likes of Ibrahim Juliet, etomi adesua, chika ike etc....even those once are not considered to be extremely beautiful...stop giving urself unnecessary hype,post pics let's see...

Etomi Adesua is not fine. She's average at best.

MrGrimm:
I get it, you fool. I'm a very good looking guy. Your doing all this to get some ego boost. What on Earth do beautiful girls suffer. I feel like slapping your pretentious ass right now.

There is nothing good looking ladies suffer that their average looking or ugly counterpart don't experience.

The lady is just being dramatic.

Daniiel:
like last week I was in uba their customer care precisely to rectify some ish ... there was this very pretty gal that was in charge and was attending to customers so customers wer just relating sternly with her I guess because of the much crowd n covid rules ... so as it got to my turn i complimented everything about her and engaged her in a few verbal intercourse she was so excited and happy that nobody has made her happy/special like this today(while this was going on crowd wer behind me .. we relax like sey na beer palour we dey) ... she took care of the so called bills I was to pay . after that i knew we have wrong perception of pretty gals

The OP is so misleading. Good looking people don't get special attention like most people think.

I think they are called queer.

Better.

Oasis007:
Said what?

He'd need world class players around him to perform.

Oasis007:
I said it some few Pages back that Haaland needs top Players around him to perform, and he's likely to underperform at United, some Mofos wanted to eat me raw.

We saw him on International Duties, we saw him without Sancho as well........ now imagine him in a Team where Rashford that would prefer hugging the Ball or Dan James - Speed Merchant with zero football IQ are Wingers?

I'm sure some people said same about Bruno.

Illimitable:
The best comeback was preventing City from winning the PL at the Etihad on their supposed coronation day. Nothing will beat that game for years to come.

Those who have seen Man City’s Amazon documentary of their fans crying at half time hoping they win the game and the title that day would understand how massive that game was.

Down by 2 goals against Pep only for United to turn the screw in 45 mins with 3 goals is the stuff legends are made of. Pogba cemented his world class status that evening.

Actually, he cemented it in 2018 world cup.

Work dey?

LikeAking:
Place ur hands on ur CV, then command it to do what you want via prayers. Keep it very short

Wash!

EgusiShankly:
Guardiola na fraud

Match never finish. Calm down.

FatherCHRISTMAS:
I father Christmas is officially declaring bankruptcy. Will be off nairaland till normalcy is retorted to my job hunting, career and financial life.

These debts must be settled. For the time being, I have decided to let my phone go. We go dey alright last last.

Will miss you all. One love

Godspeed man!

I wish you a speedy financial recovery.

Legendguy:
He's looking for money through job and you ask him to save to start a business, where do you want him to see it other than to work for a while

Don't mind those people.

My advice, tell her.

If you don't, she'll start billing you sooner or later. If you do, she'll get angry and stop talking to you which will relieve you of future burdens.

You are not her papa!

Powersurge:
Hi professionals. I am data scientist and a front end web developer. I want to build fake job detection website. I need a python backend developer who can deploy my machine learning model into the website. I am going to build the model and perhaps the front end part of the project.

This is a pro bono service. If you are looking to add some project to your portfolio or want to lay your hand on something new, please be part of this project. The project has started but still infancy.

Do you know what pro bono means?

Omo! Naija devs are good o.

See crazy portfolio everywhere!

Rgade:
so this cookie is like a tracking device placed on your phone,which explains why you have to accept the use of cookies first on websites that have it.

Some websites juts drops it in your computer without any warning.

bluefilm:
This story is too funny to me.
I could control my laughter when I read the part that the lil nigga moaned.
Oh my God

She probably exaggerated!

It is until you have issues like this you'd know this country no be am.

odizeey:
PSG dey play o.

You say wetin?

Sonnobax15:

Nope op,you didn't do wrong.

Just that,for this country,to be a job seeker, you're definitely gonna have to face and eat a whole lot of shiit before your story go complete

Na so me and my niggas go apply for one job like that for shopfair here in ughelli about three years ago..When the manager came out,a young man of about 26 years old who was supposed to comprehend the predicament of his fellow young niggars, started bashing our mode of dressing...

For ordinary security work oh of 15k per month....Mehn,i Don suffer for diz life cha ohh


Na once one of my niggar ask am say hope say Dem go give us gun to guard..The manager immediately worked us out of the yard...

Fear catch the guy!

Heathrow44:
Do u own a business and how many employees do u av or are on ur payroll? Is easy to point accusing fingers on others but urslf!

Your problem is guilty conscience.

Read about cookies.

From what I remember about cookies. They are files dropped in your phone or computer by the website. They could contain informations like the name of the device, the time you last visited the site, your location if GPS is on on the device and all.

That's what they use.

Fintech indeed!

I am very sure it's another loan app like sokoloan and the rest. They even want their workers to work with their own smart phones.

Whom did we offend in this country?

Bleep them and their 25k salary. I once attended an interview for a 30k job on palm, Jean and a shirt not tucked in and of course I got the job.

Frankly speaking, you should have at least dressed half corporate but your dressing on that day shouldn't be a criterion for the employment, rather it should be your qualifications and your performance in the interview.

Bleep them and all other institutions/companies paying 30k! Bleep them!