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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 5:29pm On Apr 10, 2021
C0dednew:
The whole team cannot be perfect, you cannot have world class quality everywhere, it's the coach duty to synergize the team. Abegi, this squad should be doing more, just imagine we had Bruno injured this season what would the excuse have been I guess we'd even be contended finished 6th. The major problem we have is consistency.
Why is Liverpool not in form presently?

Man City are just lucky to have a crop of defender that knows their onions if not, it would have been a repeat of last season.

I don't even care if OGS would be the coach or not but we need squad depth or we need to hire prayer warriors for our players especially the key ones not to be injured.

Just look at how toothless and wasteful Bayern Munich has been because of injured Lewandowski.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 4:58pm On Apr 10, 2021
C0dednew:
So it's Injury to Martial and Cavani that ruined our season huh, let's keep deceiving ourselves... I rest my case till next season
Our lack of squad depth is the reason we are in this mess.

Just imagine if we had a player of Henderson quality for every position on the pitch.

To even make matters worse, the not just okay players we have still got injured.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 4:56pm On Apr 10, 2021
KingAlabi:
Yes we crashed out of the UCL, that was very hurtful, so what exactly do you want ?

To sack OGS?, And on what grounds?
Who do you employ in his place?
E be like say that bro carry man utd to qualify for round of 16. I no understand how e just dey mention ucl group stages like say something else dey inside.
Programming › Re: What Language Do I Need To Learn For Software Development? by Karleb(m): 4:49pm On Apr 10, 2021
Lordsagna:
hi, I'm a newbie in programming without any prior knowledge....my interest is software development.. I've started learning python what other language do I need c++ or Java ?
What kind of software are you talking about?

If it's web applications, then the other one that is needed is Javascript.
Programming › Re: Problems Young Developers Face In Nigeria by Karleb(m): 3:54pm On Apr 10, 2021
@mukina2
Programming › Re: How To Network As A Full Stack Developer by Karleb(m): 8:22am On Apr 10, 2021
Bro, I am rooting for you as well.

Your projects are amazing! Trust me, some people earning in hundreds of thousands and dollars don't know upto what you know.

Start applying. Arrange your Resume. Type out a cover letter, some job would require it. Take a week apply to at least 50 jobs.

Start from jobs that has been posted since January, trust me some of these positions are not filled, some have not gotten the perfect candidate.

Although I'm still building my portfolio, I applied to some jobs unseriously and you won't believe the responses.
Family › Re: Who Should Sleep In The Guest Room? by Karleb(m): 9:12pm On Apr 09, 2021
Tell them to stay in their husband houses. Case solved!
Crime › Re: 43-Year-Old Man Who Rapes His 9-Year-Old Daughter Arrested (Video) by Karleb(m): 9:08pm On Apr 09, 2021
DamnnNiggarr:
hahahaha, it's actually the other way round...
Now, let me go into details.

1. You said and I quote

A rapist is a rapist no matter the abundance of the opposite sex, and mind you that sex is the cheapest thing in Nigeria all thanks to Buhari's government, with #500 -- #1500, you can get the full enjoyment you seek for.

2. You said and I quote

The population of women, Not only in Nigeria but the world at large, is seen to be trice that of men.
Take Nigeria for instance,
Majority of prison inmates are all men(as I was looking to see a single woman's name on the list released by the imo state prison).
On what ground are women killed, do women go to war??
But every day, men are jailed or killed (like the woman who stabbed her husband in DELTA State) either by the security agents or as a result of war. So stop misinforming the general public with information that even a toddler knows.

3. You said and I quote
those things you mentioned like childbirth ( very rare case), cleaning of the house, going to the market, cooking or dressing the kids for school don't kill, as they're part of exercise.

4. You said and I quote
you're just being nasty, if that's the case in your family then, who am I to argue about it.

5. You said and I quote

Hahahaha, over 65% Nigerian families including mine, have had their fathers buried.

Now at the bolded.., just like the woman who stabbed her husband to death in DELTA State today, you mean??
You have time. That girl has no sense. She should be treated Ike a dolt.
Crime › Re: 43-Year-Old Man Who Rapes His 9-Year-Old Daughter Arrested (Video) by Karleb(m): 9:05pm On Apr 09, 2021
sapphiere:
Dear mothers, by no means should you leave your girl child in the custody of a man be it her father.
The man is an idiot but you are just as silly as he is.
Family › Re: My Friend's Wife Allows Their Kids See Her Nudity. by Karleb(m): 8:50pm On Apr 09, 2021
frostland:
are u saying he should beat her or send her back to her parent
How in the devil's seven hells did you infer that from my post?
Family › Re: Why Do Parents Tend To Speak Only English Language To Their Kids? by Karleb(m): 6:00pm On Apr 09, 2021
Juliearth:
You want your kids to learn English at school so that there peers would be ahead of them? Whilst others are grasping and gaining knowledge, your kids would be lost in lala land trying to have a grip of the language. Moving on, I think its best to give your kids the best of both worlds. Not that I would though (my kids would learn English and French before they turn 6; Spanish and Mandarin before they turn 10).
See them! grin grin

I don't know what's wrong with this our generation. The current WTO director, a one time Nigerian finance minister and one time World Bank president to name a few of her accomplishments understand Igbo!
Family › Re: Why Do Parents Tend To Speak Only English Language To Their Kids? by Karleb(m): 5:56pm On Apr 09, 2021
Matheusmartin:
Even the english sef, many of them nor Sabi speak am well..
Na wetin dey pain me pass.

Una dey throw bomb upandan but the native dialect wey una understand una no go wan speak am. Untop say una dey form.

That shit annoys me! angry
Family › Re: Why Do Parents Tend To Speak Only English Language To Their Kids? by Karleb(m): 5:53pm On Apr 09, 2021
We4all:
Since you don't want your kids to speak English at home, please, don't forget to wear them Iro, Buba and Agbada at home. Also, make sure they eat only local foods like eba, akpu and poundo. After all, they will go to school and eat cookies.

It is also of importance if you don't teach them about Christianity and indoctrinate them with teachings about idols;cos Christianity is a borrowed religion and Africans don't need it.

When they are done learning English at school, don't allow them practice it at home cos it will pollute your indigenous language and make it go extinct.

Finally, ask people who never bothered to learn their native language what they are missing? DJ Cuppy should be in a better position to answer that.
Alaye! Our local languages and dialect are important.

Your argument is baseless. Don't kids that speak only English wear native attires and eat local dishes?

DJ Cuppy understands and speaks yoruba.

Ramsey Noah, AY, Gordons, Kenny Black, Buhari, Atiku, Obasanjo, Osinbajo to name a few are successful people who speaks their own languages and dialects.

Your argument doesn't hold water. Please let's stop this inferiority complex.
Romance › Re: These Categories of Guys Should Forget About Nija Girls For Now by Karleb(m): 5:26pm On Apr 09, 2021
What fuckkery!

But ladies are allowed to love irrespective of who or what they are. Balderdash!
Family › Re: My Friend's Wife Allows Their Kids See Her Nudity. by Karleb(m): 5:22pm On Apr 09, 2021
frostland:
He should have heart to heart talk with his wife and educate her on the dangers of exposing the kids to such
You people should stop this "heart to heart" talk advice abeg. It's annoying. angry
Romance › Re: How I Surprised A Young Lady After Humiliating Me For Speaking Pidgin English by Karleb(m): 5:20pm On Apr 09, 2021
PlsBanMe:
400 level student cheesy cheesy cheesy

Years from now, you will realise that being in even 700 is not an achievement.

According to official figures recently released, 33.3 percent of Nigerians are unemployed.

The real figure is much more.

You will soon understand.

Speaking English to her is enough. What's the meaning of you announcing your level? cheesy cheesy cheesy

In Nigeria, the guy at 100 level may even do better in life than you. You may do better than those that graduated years ago. I wish you what you wish me.
What exactly is the point of this your post?

@OP I don't know why but I don't like it when people pronounce "aren't". Just say "are not".
Programming › Re: How Many Hours Do You Code Per Day? by Karleb(m): 12:49pm On Apr 09, 2021
wordsNOTswords:
. There is still plugins for paystack like websites. Your answer should have been, web developer just choose to code for theirselves for bragging right purposes and probably because of the frequent update that comes when you decide to use plugins.
So their is plugin to make a website like paystack and also plugins for developers that work at paystack to work with the paystack plugin.

Your are a funny fellow.
Programming › Re: How Many Hours Do You Code Per Day? by Karleb(m): 8:03pm On Apr 08, 2021
tensazangetsu20:
Karleb abegi no abuse na. I am a wordpress developer and I had to make all the plugins we use at our company from scratch smiley
cheesy

Don't mind your fellow WordPress developer.


Nothing wrong with being a WordPress developer but I don't just like it when WordPress developers think WordPress can solve all problems.

If it could, everyone would be a WordPress developer.
Programming › Re: How Can I Integrate Paystack Or Flutterwave To An Already Existing Script? by Karleb(m): 5:21pm On Apr 08, 2021
Emperoo:
I am willing to pay if you can do it perfectly.
Zero hate one zero zero six nine three two one eight.

Let's talk via whatsapp.
Family › Re: .. by Karleb(m): 4:19pm On Apr 08, 2021
If you want total freedom just pack commot.
No rule. No sin.
You accepted the marriage so don't disturb my peace abeg.
Programming › Re: How Can I Integrate Paystack Or Flutterwave To An Already Existing Script? by Karleb(m): 4:17pm On Apr 08, 2021
How much do you have?
Programming › Re: How Many Hours Do You Code Per Day? by Karleb(m): 4:13pm On Apr 08, 2021
wordsNOTswords:
Why do guys code when there is basically plug-in for Everything you need.
Very easy to know a WordPress developer.

If everyone thought like this, there won't be Piggyvest, flutterwave, paystack et al.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I'm Dying Please by Karleb(m): 10:38pm On Apr 07, 2021
No phone number, email or resume? Haba now!
Programming › Re: How do I access jQuery and bootstrap on local host? (solved) by Karleb(m): 6:03pm On Apr 07, 2021
squash47:
thanks man. I have solved the problem. I just figured it's best if I used the regular Google api link.

and it worked.

meanwhile, your website is so sweet. it doesn't look like a WordPress hosted site.
My site? grin

It's a blog I created off hashnode. You can create your own blog with hashnode if you want.

TLDR: I did not code that blog.
Programming › Re: How do I access jQuery and bootstrap on local host? (solved) by Karleb(m): 5:51pm On Apr 07, 2021
lanibi:
Thank you. It's now working fine.

Your response made me realize that I used <meta type="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
Instead of <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">

Thank you very much. I'm so happy.

But one more question, why won't the CSS apply when I view in my browser without hosting locally on tiny web server? It is only displaying the html files.
I don't know. cheesy

Maybe, you're using a CDN and you're not connected to internet on your PC.

There are a lot of possible reasons.
Programming › Re: How do I access jQuery and bootstrap on local host? (solved) by Karleb(m): 4:28pm On Apr 07, 2021
lanibi:
Patiently waiting for the video but please can you help me attend to this question below.


I'm actually having issues with bootstrap mobile responsiveness as well. The view on laptop is okay. Also, when i view using visual studio code editor on my phone, it is responsive but when i view on my phone browser using (tiny web server) to host, it is not responsive but instead show as if it's on a laptop. This is getting me frustrated. Please what am i doing wrong?
Maybe it because you are not adding a meta tag to the head tag of the html file.

Add this meta tag to the head tag and tell me if there is any difference.

<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
Programming › Re: How do I access jQuery and bootstrap on local host? (solved) by Karleb(m): 4:25pm On Apr 07, 2021
Actually I can't do a video tutorial now. But I wrote an article on my blog.

Check it out. Also, there is a link to the github repository below the article. If you don't understand anything, do ask.

https://karleb.hashnode.dev/how-to-use-bootstrap-offline

@squash47 @Rictech
Romance › Re: What's The Coldest Way You Found Out Your Relationship Was Over? by Karleb(m): 3:22pm On Apr 07, 2021
spiceadole:
I would rather masturbate 100 times than have sex outside the confines of matrimony.
This was my vow after that incident.

After enjoying with your boyfriend, he dumps you, you move to another guy and the cycle continues.What sort of life is that??

. Masturbation is bae . I will not disrespect, slutshame or dump myself after the act.. I won't go about bragging to my friends how I used and dumped me.. no risk of unwanted pregnancy, abortions, heartbreak, STDs
Your first sex experience actually changed your perspective about sexx. It is alright.

I hope you don't deny your spouse his rights tho.
Romance › Re: What's The Coldest Way You Found Out Your Relationship Was Over? by Karleb(m): 11:21am On Apr 07, 2021
spiceadole:
I was 22.
3rd year in medical school.
I had my first boyfriend.
He was about 32,a resident doctor in the university teaching hospital.

I thought I had found love... Finally.

He started pressurising me for sex barely a week we started dating.
I wasn't ready.. I was a virgin and wanted to maintain myself that way till after wedding.

3 months later, I thought he was for real.. and I gave in.

I grew to love and adore him.
Spent my little spare time in his house, cooking and cleaning.

I spent Christmas and New year with him..He drove me to the airport that morning and I travelled home to my parents.

Next thing,he stopped picking my calls,or calling me.
He barely responded to my messages.

He gave excuses as being too busy at work.
I returned from home and he wouldn't see me ..
Continued same way for about 2 weeks.

Then,I visited him unannounced .

He told me he was no longer interested.

He never loved me...He was sorry for everything.

That his friends made him place a bet about sleeping with me since I was too reserved and proving to be too decent,not involved with anybody within university and hospital environs.

He went on to say he was supposed to show them videos of our knackings and my nude pix...but he found out I was indeed decent and didn't do it.

He had somebody he wanted to marry from his tribe(Yoruba).


That broke me!

That I didn't commit suicide was a miracle.

It took me 4 years before I had another relationship , after graduation...and I made sure
Sex was never involved.

Instead,I watched porn and masturbated in my closet to relieve sexual tension.


I dated 2 more guys .. Got married to the last one(a colleague too) and we relocated to the UK.

Wherever you are,I hold nothing against you,ADEKUNLE

I am thankful your act shaped me.
You people are not called DEMONS for no reasons.
I learnt how to close my legs and place value on my body.
O boy! This is saddening!

I don't get why you ladies form abstinence only to masturbate.

I mean, why not just have the sex with your boyfriend and enjoy it rather than seeing your body as the price for the highest bidder?

Not as if you give the sex as often as possible in marriages.
Sports › Re: Controversy As Linesman Asks Haaland For Autograph After Man City Game by Karleb(m): 10:42am On Apr 07, 2021
It's not professional.
Programming › Re: How do I access jQuery and bootstrap on local host? (solved) by Karleb(m): 10:34am On Apr 07, 2021
It seems I shall do a tutorial on how to use bootstrap since many people are not getting it. grin
Politics › Re: Another Set Of Workers Drag Ishaku To Court Over Unpaid 77 Months Salaries by Karleb(m): 10:32am On Apr 07, 2021
What?!huh

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