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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 8:17pm On Nov 21, 2020

Lana1:
Shey dem curse United ni?
Mourinho trying to win the title at Spurs with haram football. Meanwhile we weren't even close to title contenders when he was at United.

Second was not close to title contender?

Programming › Re: Php Expert Come In Here by Karleb(m): 4:20pm On Nov 21, 2020

cixak95211:
It amazes me how people snap their screen with a mobile phone,
when windows itself has a prebuilt snipping tool that allows you to take
screenshots in full HD. Sad

Bros, be calming down. grin

Crime › Re: 2 Suspects Arrested For Eating Roasted Police Officers’ Flesh In Oyo by Karleb(m): 4:11pm On Nov 21, 2020

What!?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 3:41pm On Nov 21, 2020

Afz9095:
ọ̀rọ̀ yí àbí ìmíì , be calming down bro

E be like say the guy don dey vex before.

Family › Re: 6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by Karleb(m): 8:42am On Nov 21, 2020

ScorpionStudio:
na everyone be evil jare we do something that's unimaginable , I don Bleep my neighbor Wella Wella and her fiance still take me as just a her neighbor and friend and a brother too wey be lecturer one of his students wey dey Bleep Wella Wella still invited him to her wedding as man of the day shit happen nah ... One of the olosho girl I carry times ago get marry to my course mate wen dey school .. I want tell that my friend before but nothing consign me joor .. Everyone have his or her own life to leave

Oh boy!

Family › Re: 6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by Karleb(m): 8:39am On Nov 21, 2020

This is something an adult knows.

A certain musician who sang at the end of the year party of a school I once taught groped a certain born again spiritual staff who was the wife of a young pastor. The woman ran out after the deed, laughing and calling my name to warn that the guy was trespassing.

I simply looked away. How can you laugh at and warn someone at the same time?

It was obvious she enjoyed it. But I don't care.

Just imagine what they'd have done if they were alone.

That could have been anyone's husband or wife.

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Romance › Re: I'm Not Attracted To Prostitutes; Is It Just Me? by Karleb(m): 11:26pm On Nov 20, 2020

I like the English in the Original Post.

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Romance › Re: How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by Karleb(m): 11:14pm On Nov 20, 2020

That guy will break her heart and she will come back to you.
That will be your test.

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Family › Re: Please Someone Should Answer This Question by Karleb(m): 10:41pm On Nov 20, 2020

obiekunie2:
DEY DEDCIEVE YOURSELF BROS!
NAIRALAND IS NOT ANONYMOUS!

I WOULD AV FLASH YOUR IP ADDRESS NOW IF NOT FOR RULE 10!

Please flash my IP.

Family › Re: Please Ur Advise by Karleb(m): 10:35pm On Nov 20, 2020

JidennaJason:
Same way God ordered Abraham to leave his father's house is the same way I want to order you out of that place.

Kai!

What if the guy is not of age yet? What if he's 18?

Celebrities › Re: Omah Lay: 'This Time Last Year, I Didn't Know People Would Ever Hear My Songs' by Karleb(m): 6:50pm On Nov 20, 2020

What has hanty #Grace has to do with this?
This is hard work + opportunity.

Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Christians Pray For Joe Biden's Votes To Be Upturned (Video) by Karleb(m): 6:05pm On Nov 20, 2020

This is what happens when your full time job is a pastor.
They should also pray for goats to develop wings.

Programming › Re: Php Expert Come In Here by Karleb(m): 4:38pm On Nov 20, 2020

@squash47 how far with the problem?

Business › Re: Banks Charge Customers For Failed Transactions by Karleb(m): 4:27pm On Nov 20, 2020

Just move to Kuda bank.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 9:38am On Nov 20, 2020

engrelvis:
ur right tough mane is still Shadow of his old self compare to last season.what I presently luv about Grealish is d calmness he brings on d pitch n making complicated passes very simple.is a bit like pogba.D only difference is pogba exaggerate a lot.A show master dats always want to show himself even when nt needed.

How were you able to conclude that Mane is now a shadow of himself?

Family › Re: Is It Wise To Marry A Girl Who Have Be Delivered From Marine Spirit by Karleb(m): 8:49am On Nov 20, 2020

Which one be marine spirit again? grin

If you wan do, do. If you no wan do, no do. Simple!

Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Celebrates His 63rd Birthday Today by Karleb(m): 8:30am On Nov 20, 2020

I must say, I miss Mama Peace pass Jona. cheesy

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Family › Re: Can An Adopted Son Marry His Sister? by Karleb(m): 8:26am On Nov 20, 2020

laiza:
Please care to expatriate on that cos I don't see how they are "siblings" biologically speaking. They don't share the same DNA nor do they have a blood ancestry.
The only issue is environmental which is insignificant in as much as they both understand each other and have feel the same way towards one another. Too many homes have been broken due to misunderstanding and less trivial issues. If they have a chance at happiness let them take it. My view though!

Cousins marrying each other is incest as well.

It common in a particular tribe doesn't mean it's normal or should be normalized.

When you adopt a child, you take them in as your child and as time goes on your own children see them as siblings because that is what they are; siblings.

On a lighter note, imagine you are both the father or the mother of the groom and bride. cheesy

Imagine being your own in-law. The groom and bride siblings become their own in-laws as well.

Abeg, let's not encourage incest. cheesy

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Celebrities › Re: Footballer Zlatan Ibrahimovic Buys AC Milan Team-mates A PS5 Each by Karleb(m): 8:17am On Nov 20, 2020

chiiraq802:
PS5 buys Zlatan Ibrahimovic for AC Milan players each...

if you know you know....

Ibracadabra!!!!!!!! lolz

Family › Re: What Are Your Names And What Do They Mean.? by Karleb(m): 8:10am On Nov 20, 2020

It means someone with k-legs. grin

...and I've never had k legs. cheesy

Names are just names. Meaning doesn't matter.

Family › Re: Can An Adopted Son Marry His Sister? by Karleb(m): 8:07am On Nov 20, 2020

Why would he want to do that?
They are siblings. That should be another form of incest.

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Family › Re: Internet Never Forgets by Karleb(m): 8:06am On Nov 20, 2020

Congrats.

OP. How did you guys met incidentally?

Celebrities › Re: Zlatan Ibile Shows "Palliative" Dance Moves by Karleb(m): 6:07am On Nov 20, 2020

Thebwoy:
They're singing same sh!t
Only difference is English and packaging

God bless you. That guy is suffering from inferiority complex. I'm sure if zlatan was born in yankee he would have made his list.

Foreign artists also drop rubbish album and tracks from time to time.

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Programming › Re: CSS Is Not A Programming Language? by Karleb(m): 7:55pm On Nov 19, 2020

You people and your wahala!
Whether it's markup or scripting or programming.
It's a language.

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Romance › Re: I HATE Love(my Story) by Karleb(m): 7:52pm On Nov 19, 2020

On the other thread a married man is complaining he had sex not up to 12 times last year.

This life no balance oh!

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Programming › Re: Php Expert Come In Here by Karleb(m): 2:04pm On Nov 19, 2020

Akiliogidi:
yes i did,

used the !$conn logic n it showed parse error: syntax, unexpected 'if' in C

Maybe you missed a semicolon or curly bracket.

This is what I just set up on my own machine.

Programming › Re: Php Expert Come In Here by Karleb(m): 1:25pm On Nov 19, 2020

Akiliogidi:
Abeg I need your help alongside other pHp gurus here. I recently installed the latest php version, but each time I try running a db connection I do encounter Fatal error: Uncaught Error: Class 'mysqli' not found in C:\xampp\hotdocs. I use vs code and I have followed all the suggestions I came across online(stackoverflow inclusive) all to no avail. Abeg can you tell me how to go about fixing this problem.
Prodev986
Websoltech
Zyber
Code web
Tensazangetsu20
Below are the screenshots

Did you setup a database with the credentials you are inputting?

...and also, the logic should be...

If (! $conn) {
die("Could not connect to Database" );
}

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 12:20pm On Nov 19, 2020

randomperson:
Why are you avoiding my argument?

1. Ronaldo couldn't have played Messi's role in that team

2. Ronaldo has had better coaches and managers. Do you agree?

They've both had good and horrible managers.

The last good coach Messi had was Enrique the last one Ronaldo had was Allegri.

Programming › Re: Take A Look At Portfolio Website Designed By Taraba Youth. by Karleb(m): 10:26am On Nov 19, 2020

kayodez:
Thanks jawe, boss! Noted.

but can you give reasons for this your points so other can learn from this. Cheers!

How can you know 70 percent of HTML for example. Or 70 percent of Javascript.

No possible. How did you measure it?

What happened to the other 30 percent?

What if that 30 percent you don't know is what your client need. If you are familiar with a language just put it there and remove the percentage.

Besides, that your budget in the form, remove it sharp sharp.

What if I want to pay you #100K for what you'd normally charge #5k for, is it your money?

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Programming › Re: Take A Look At Portfolio Website Designed By Taraba Youth. by Karleb(m): 9:32am On Nov 19, 2020

cixak95211:
LOL, and who told you so? whatever you can do with a framework or a library can be done with vanilla code, yes !
Afterall, the framework and/or library itself was built upon vanilla codes; or did they just appear from heaven?
e.g. react was built upon javascript. therefore, anything that can be done in react can be done with pure js. too
it might take 1 hour in react and 1 week to accomplish the same thing in vanilla js, but the point is, it will still be accomplished no matter what.
or did they integrate php and python into react to make it special? if u look under the hood, it's javascript.
Frameworks only exist to make your iterate faster and prevent you from reinventing the wheel and repeating yourself over and over again
If somebody else has done it, you can use the same piece of code, instead of starting afresh.
Once again let me drum it into you, frameworks are an abstraction of vanilla codes, if u look under the hood, u will see them there staring back at you.
And you can do 100% anything using either a framework or vanilla codes.

This here is what I thought everyone knew.

Let he who has ears hear what the spirit is telling the church.

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Programming › Re: Take A Look At Portfolio Website Designed By Taraba Youth. by Karleb(m): 9:30am On Nov 19, 2020

kayodez:
http://kayode-lateef.github.io/

What's your ratings?

This is nice. Very nice.
Please remove percentage from your stacks.
Just put the language you are familiar with there don't put the percentage.

Romance › Re: Why Are Some Girls Like This?? Screenshots Attached. by Karleb(m): 7:20am On Nov 19, 2020

...and one mumu was complaining on front page yesterday?

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