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Romance › Re: Finding It Difficult To Sleep At Night Lately by Karleb(m): 5:57am On Apr 15, 2020
Businext:
Hmm
The reason I'm awake now is because this is when phcn decided to give us light tongue
I can sleep, in fact light has gone, so off to sleep
Op read a book, watch a movie, sleep will come

#DontStayWake
Let him keep staying wake until hypertension sets in.

You're thinking about Nigeria? Of all things to think of, Nigeria?! angry angry

Your worries will never improve Nigeria so save it for something important like a pet.
Romance › Re: I Think My Brother Is Under Spell by Karleb(m): 5:47am On Apr 15, 2020
Your bro is a simp. Not just a relationship simp but a simp in general.

He is a kind that could easily be manipulated by people he trusts. One saving grace for people like him is that they are naturally stingy. But your brother isn't which makes his case worse.

I blame his parent though.
Romance › Re: Covid19 Boredom! Photos I Meet A Toxic Guy On Abuja Tinder. by Karleb(m): 5:32am On Apr 15, 2020
I'm just wondering, do we have a different Twitter in Abuja?
Business › Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 20 by Karleb(m): 11:46pm On Apr 14, 2020
OpTiX45:
People of God pls help me I want to learn this Forex trading...I jz can't stay idle like that home
As it is now I have zero knowledge about Forex trading and I'll like to start it...what I do pls help a jobless brother
www.babypips.com/learn
Business › Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 20 by Karleb(m): 9:18pm On Apr 14, 2020
Omo! This thing is not a joke o. shocked

I saw the alert live!

Thanks infofirst! I appreciate! smiley
Crime › Re: Man Who Invited Friends To Have Sex With 15-Year-Old Daughter In Imo Arrested by Karleb(m): 8:43pm On Apr 14, 2020
Good development!

But what do we do about those legally marrying under 15 girls in the North? Are they immune to arrest?
Business › Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 20 by Karleb(m): 7:13pm On Apr 14, 2020
infofirst:
grin angry grin angry angry grin angry angry grin grin You nominate @infofirst or nominate yourselfhuh
I nominate myself! cool grin
Health › Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by Karleb(m): 10:21am On Apr 14, 2020
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Politics › Re: Covid - Igbo Communities Are Ignorant. by Karleb(m): 8:19am On Apr 14, 2020
That's a lie.

Even the northers know pretty much about it.
Christianity Etc › Re: A Nairalander Saw This While Praying Concerning Covid-19 by Karleb(m):
Please use your anti-malaria drugs and try to get tested for COVID-19.

You are simply not okay.

I always wonder why the so-called revelation has to come from psalm, why not songs of Solomon?
Business › Re: Why Can't CBN Print More Naira Notes by Karleb(m): 4:12pm On Apr 12, 2020
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You know nothing Jon Snow!

People shout when they don't have enough, when they have excess they become fools.

One of the things we were all taught about money in secondary school is; it must be scarce. Remove scarcity from money and it'll lose it's value.

Print excess naira notes and our economy will crumble. Inflation will walk in majestically.

A sachet of water will sell for N500.

Even thieves will stop stealing money, they'll rather steal what they'll buy with the money.
Webmasters › Re: . by Karleb(m): 9:49pm On Apr 11, 2020
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Programming › Re: How To Download Any Udemy Course For Free by Karleb(m): 8:59pm On Apr 11, 2020
This is a real eye opener! shocked grin
Programming › Re: Please Help With This Css. by Karleb(m): 8:16pm On Apr 11, 2020
Iambro:
Search for sticky.js JavaScript plugin
Plugin for this small thing?! huh
Family › Re: What As Life Taught You So Far? by Karleb(m): 8:09pm On Apr 11, 2020
There is nothing like mother nature as nature simply doesn't care!
Family › Re: This Old Woman Willing To Take Pr!ck For N500 To Feed Her Kids: Watch Video by Karleb(m): 7:54pm On Apr 11, 2020
CHoccolaTE:
So which job do you advice her to do now that everyone is forced to stay home?

Stop calling that old woman names, no one likes to degrade themselves its situation that causes it


@topic
I watched the more recent video on Instagram this afternoon, it seems some people like don jazzy have contributed to give her something.
Soliciting for help is what we all do. Sometimes the help might not be monetary.
But why degrade yourself? Seeex for N500?
How many men does she wish to sleep with before getting something substantial?

Why not just remove the seex part?
Family › Re: This Old Woman Willing To Take Pr!ck For N500 To Feed Her Kids: Watch Video by Karleb(m): 7:21pm On Apr 11, 2020
The woman is a whorrre.

What if she's a man? Are there not women like her taking care of their children without sleeping around.
Romance › Re: Nurses In Hospital Twerk To Lighten Up Patients Mood by Karleb(m): 7:17pm On Apr 11, 2020
These people are human too.


Even Bill Gates dabbed!
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Karleb(m): 6:59pm On Apr 11, 2020
mekaprime:
Cool Facts About Your Favorite Hollywood Actors & Movies.

Robert Downey Jr
.

Robert Downey Jr. was once arrested after driving naked in his Porche with cocaine, heroine, and a .357 Magnum.
Downey was once found driving naked in his Porsche on Sunset Boulevard, naked, in possession of cocaine, heroine and a .357 Magnum. After doing time in prison and rehab center, Downey turned his life around and how!
This is the kind of person that inspires me.

From zero to hero through hardwork!
Politics › Re: Peter Obi: It Is Wrong To Relax Lockdown For Religious Reasons by Karleb(m): 10:16am On Apr 11, 2020
Very fuucccking wrong! angry
Foreign Affairs › Re: COVID-19 In US: Thousands Lineup Orderly In Their Cars To Get Food, Items(Pics) by Karleb(m): 10:00am On Apr 11, 2020
manuel4real:
cry
Nairalanders pls I will appreciate if anyone can help my situation.. I don't have any money to buy food stuffs and there's no work around due to this lockdown

2111808270
Zenith bank
Abeg send me that N400, I have nothing in my account.

Should I send my details?
Foreign Affairs › Re: COVID-19 In US: Thousands Lineup Orderly In Their Cars To Get Food, Items(Pics) by Karleb(m): 9:57am On Apr 11, 2020
MJBOLT:
correct me if i am wrong but no law enforcement agents forced these people to be orderly undecided


this one no fit happen for naija,fight go don start since
That's one thing I like about oyinbos, call them whatever bad name you want but these people are intuitively and naturally orderly.

In 2016, hurricane Mathew was ravaging US, people where asked to leave Florida but these guys queued there cars on one lane of a 2-lanes road and there was no car on the other lane.

Sports › Re: Taribo: Super Eagles Players Slept With Women At France ’98 by Karleb(m): 12:41pm On Apr 10, 2020
Garri go waste! grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Corona Virus Facts- Types Of People That Can't Contact Corona Virus by Karleb(m): 12:37pm On Apr 10, 2020
Greatzeus:
Do you have proof? Remember having unprotected sex with an HIV infected person does not mean you will contact HIV. Neither does it mean you are immune.
Your chances of contacting HIV increases when you have multiple partners or consistent unprotected sex with different people.
Why don't you use Google? There's something they call innate resistance.

Whose talking about "viral load" here. Hey! There are people completely resistant to HIV or any disease at all.

Virus infects us by binding a specific portion of them (ligand) to a specific portion of our biomolecule (protein), I think they call the Ligand-Protein binding/interaction.

In the case of HIV, they call the protein CD-4 or something, I'm not really sure of that. Now, by error of omission (mutation) or commission (still mutation) our body does not produce certain proteins, that's the reason why some people can't take milk, they lack lactase.

In some people it could be CD-4, in some it could be the exact protein COVID-19 binds, but we don't know yet because it's a futile effort carrying out enzyme assay on 7 billion people.

Even if we don't ever find a cure for COVID-19, very few of us are still going to survive. It's called natural selection a.k.a survival of the fittest!
Romance › Re: Lady Did The Remove All Your Clothes Challenge, Remove Her Pants & Bra(video) by Karleb(m): 6:15am On Apr 10, 2020
shocked shocked shocked
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Corona Virus Facts- Types Of People That Can't Contact Corona Virus by Karleb(m): 9:51pm On Apr 09, 2020
Some people will be naturally immune to it.

We have people that are naturally immune to HIV.
Phones › Re: 5G Has Been Installed In Abuja (jabi) And Lagos? by Karleb(m): 7:59pm On Apr 09, 2020
foxxydude:
A grown man told me yesterday that 4G brought ebola while 5G brought covid-19 grin
I asked him if he was infected with Ebola since 4G signal is all over town cool baba couldn't answer, I showed him my phone with 4G signal grin baba just quiet till I left
grin grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Please, I Really Need A Job by Karleb(m): 4:25pm On Apr 09, 2020
NorthPrince:
One of the hardest course to study in the world is BIOCHEMISTRY

YET THE NIGERIA IS NOT APPRECIATING THIS
Stop this please. Biochemistry is one of the most interesting course to study, our lecturers are the ones making it hard.

Nice grade @OP. cool
Phones › Re: 5G Has Been Installed In Abuja (jabi) And Lagos? by Karleb(m): 4:13pm On Apr 09, 2020
5G! shocked shocked shocked We are all going to die!!!


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Gullible Nigerians!
Romance › Re: I Am In Love With My Employee by Karleb(m): 8:50pm On Apr 08, 2020
nwaimoroseyaho:
I repeat do not let anything stop you
My HOD in school married a girl from the department, they are now have 5 kids and counting, also, the lady now works in the same department.

My Project supervisor did the same.

No matter your choice, people are going to talk. So just do what's best for you.

Undergraduate girls might not be as bad as NL paint them, at least I know few of my colleagues (girls) that are now married, many are seriously engaged (according to them).
Romance › Re: I Am In Love With My Employee by Karleb(m): 8:30pm On Apr 08, 2020
Ishitinyourlife:
Exactly bros,that is what I'm thinking I'm not getting younger and I've met a lot of girls in my life but this girl is quite different, the only thing is that she's like 13 years younger than me.
Forget the age bro.

The most important is the compatibility.

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