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Education › Re: 192 JAMB Score: What Are My Chances Of Getting Admission With This UTME Score? by Karleb(m): 5:09am On Mar 19, 2020
Your chances are high.

You are a lucky man. You're Apkan and Okon at thesame time. Nice!
Business › Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 20 by Karleb(m): 5:27pm On Mar 18, 2020
peteregwu:
Bros na una teach me na.
Teach you wetin. I be junior where you dey now.

Don't forget to pay your tithe. I'm a pastor tho.
Business › Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 20 by Karleb(m): 4:50pm On Mar 18, 2020
peteregwu:
Still rolling...
This man... You just the shop FX money on the low.
Education › Re: Zainab: Student Commits Suicide Over Her JAMB Score. Leaves Note For Her Parents by Karleb(m): 11:22am On Mar 18, 2020
SenecaTheYonger:
You’re just an attention seeker. If you truly wanted to do it, not one single soul will know.
Attention from who? My parent?
Programming › Re: How Can I Replicate This In Bootstrap? by Karleb(m): 7:12am On Mar 18, 2020
silento:
Download w3.css and learn small css3 this is very easy stuff to do if u can dash me small something holla me i will do it for u
w3.css, bootstrap and other css frameworks are thesame. They may look different, sound different but they still have same function.

He should stick to bootstrap.
Programming › Re: How Can I Replicate This In Bootstrap? by Karleb(m): 7:10am On Mar 18, 2020
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Education › Re: Zainab: Student Commits Suicide Over Her JAMB Score. Leaves Note For Her Parents by Karleb(m): 7:02am On Mar 18, 2020
The parent are to be blamed.

I wanted to commit suicide when I failed my first JAMB but my parent prevented that.
Family › Re: We Have Not Been Able To Have Sex Yet After 7 Months Of Marriage by Karleb(m): 10:28pm On Mar 17, 2020
Lamanii22:
It must be in his local dialect lol... If he is Yoruba he might say it like "sir, a ma ri kini yen shey, a fi si, fi si, ko wo le oo"... Lol I don't know how else he might have told them...
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 1:43pm On Mar 17, 2020
afrodoc2:
Pogba has more talent than Bruno. The difference is that while Pogba likes to slow play down in order to dribble his man and showboat, Bruno likes to play it quick and sharp to the open man. Hopefully Pogba has learnt a thing or two about effective midfield play from watching Bruno.
Anyone who watched world cup would not disagree.

Pogba is just an unserious lad.
Business › Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 20 by Karleb(m): 12:17pm On Mar 16, 2020
what the hell is propelling Gold? huh huh huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 11:24am On Mar 16, 2020
BlueAngel444:
Manchester United are preparing to offer on-loan goalkeeper Dean Henderson, 23, a new £100,000-per-week deal to fend off interest from Chelsea.

Imagine so he can just sit on the bench undecided
Is it your money? huh
Christianity Etc › Re: How Corona Virus Will Expose Fake Pastors And Prophet by Karleb(m): 10:18am On Mar 16, 2020
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Thesame T. B Joshua that couldn't predict his church would collapse some years ago?

Abeg!
Education › Re: Help: My Fellow Guy Wants To Sleep With Because Of This by Karleb(m): 9:53am On Mar 16, 2020
You should have made it clear that you are straight would kill him without remorse if he tries such joke with you.

If you had never met him, wouldn't you have collected your certificate anyways?
Business › Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 20 by Karleb(m):
teemy:
oga Bolutumiii, I still believe it will be cheating having you on this contest. You may participate but you won't be awarded if you win. I will see about an everyone contest for next month but for now, this is for the upcoming traders. e ma binu. grin
I just got this email.
Christianity Etc › Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Karleb(m): 12:58pm On Mar 15, 2020
What was the programming language she used?
I want to get my hands dirty... grin grin grin
Business › Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 20 by Karleb(m): 12:22pm On Mar 15, 2020
teemy:
Any luck?
I joined the contest anyway. I'm still waiting to see if I'd be disqualified.
Romance › Re: Call Me A Beta-simp, I Don't Care. Guys, Stop Bashing Ladies...!!! by Karleb(m): 9:53pm On Mar 14, 2020
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This thread is a serious pain reliever.

One funny thing about having high standard is that when you get the high standard, you might not be the standard the high standard wants.


This applies to almost every facet of life.
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Called Me A Glutton And Broke Up With Me by Karleb(m): 9:16pm On Mar 14, 2020
Education › Re: Help, Is My Brother Trying To Scam Me With His School Fees? by Karleb(m): 9:13pm On Mar 14, 2020
If you have the money, send it even if he's lying.
Business › Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 20 by Karleb(m): 4:24pm On Mar 14, 2020
teemy:
I finally have it all set up. Here is the link

Nairaland Trader of The Month Contest - March 2020
https://www.fxblue.com/competitions/ViewCompetition.aspx?id=1046

March 16-27, 2020

Registration ends on last contest date

Ummuaisha
Lapeztech
Just30
ogashman
Darkpal
JafunmiFX
bcashy
signalsmedia
viettastitches
voraz
fucc12
Karleb

... and any other interested newbie

Wishing you well - Teemy
I'm currently facing a problem.

Education › Re: Stupidest Fish That Has No Response Even When Its Half Body Is Eaten. by Karleb(m): 9:30am On Mar 13, 2020

Even if half of it is eaten, it only loses a piece of skin, which will not kill it.




What?! huh huh huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Atletico Madrid : UCL (2 - 3) On 11th March 2020 by Karleb(m): 8:02pm On Mar 11, 2020
Ogbunigwe2018:
Same people said LIV will beat Madrid at the finals 2 seasons ago. What happened cool
see you after the match.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Atletico Madrid : UCL (2 - 3) On 11th March 2020 by Karleb(m): 7:52pm On Mar 11, 2020
Ogbunigwe2018:
Make I shhiiit blood if Liverpool nak ATM 2:0
Calm down! People said worse last season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Atletico Madrid : UCL (2 - 3) On 11th March 2020 by Karleb(m): 7:48pm On Mar 11, 2020
Liverpool could end up winning this game by 2 goals to nothing.
Family › Re: Please Help... Mother-in-law Passing The Night In Our Home Daily by Karleb(m): 8:56pm On Mar 10, 2020
Mother in laws sha! Most of them would never take what they're giving while they were young.
undecided
Family › Re: Is My Decision Right Or Wrong by Karleb(m): 8:47pm On Mar 10, 2020
That's women for you. They'll never love another as their one.
Family › Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Karleb(m): 8:41pm On Mar 10, 2020
haymekus:
Hey guys

How do an introvert survive this nysc camp of a thing, cus I graduated last year and I’ll be joining the next batch. All through my university life, I stayed off camp and I lived alone, the thought of staying with so many people makes me feel terrified, like I can’t just survive there, I might just run home after few days, and I have been telling people around me that I’ll soon be leaving for camp, any alternative?
Nothing you can do. If you don't talk to anyone in camp, they'll surely talk to you. But if you sound cold and boring, they'll definitely leave you alone.

Come to think of it. Why don't you just stop all these awkwardness, free your mind and enjoy the 21 days in camp. I mean, it's not like anyone will care about you were?
Family › Re: How Do I Tell My Parents I Have A Daughter? by Karleb(m): 5:25pm On Mar 10, 2020
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You haven't said why you dropped out. Or did the diiiiick make you drop out?


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If I had a kid like you, I'd just poison her and happily go to prison. angry
Crime › Re: Man Lures A Gay Man On Facebook In Owerri, Then Kills Him When They Met (Photos) by Karleb(m): 2:21pm On Mar 10, 2020
sbaks:
That one is different! what of pastors and even YOU who claim "flee from fornication, lies etc. and still engage in them? Homosexualism is even worse as I've come to realize that a lot of Nigerians are serious closeters I swear to God! What??!! And worse off, it is the people who condemn the act the most [God in heaven knows I speak the truth]. I don't have anything against gay people but why pretend as in bring up the topic sef to condemn when you are also guilty. I know what I'm saying.
See! Nigerians are the 'BIGGEST HYPOCRITES", The largest set of hypocrites I've seen all my life from the pastors to the congregants and even ustaz. Where will hypocrisy take us to? No wonder Nigeria is where it is today.
This is not about homosexuality alone but who we really are as Nigerians, HYPOCRITES, PRETENDERS, "Bad belles ", "village-people things" Etc. abeg I tire
God not only bless Nigeria but "save" Nigeria
So far you're using protection, the last person that'll tell you to flee from fornication is myself.

Of course we have closet gay in Nigeria but that doesn't make everyone gay. Till tomorrow, a larger population of a liberal community like America will still be straight.

I agree with most of the latter part of your post though.
Crime › Re: Man Lures A Gay Man On Facebook In Owerri, Then Kills Him When They Met (Photos) by Karleb(m): 1:04pm On Mar 10, 2020
Afromentalist:
I smell lies.

When you hate homos so much, you could actually be a closet homo trying to resist it. You think killing others will save you from your attraction to gays.

Fool.
You guys should stop this rubbish! angry



Hating a particular thing doesn't make you attracted to it. Was Adolf Hitler attracted to the Jew? Was Osama Bin Laden attracted to the Americans?

Hating something doesn't make you admire what you hate in anyway!

...and of course the murderer should rot in jail, murder is never justified. Gay or no gay.
Business › Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 20 by Karleb(m): 2:09am On Mar 09, 2020
@teemy
I'm interested! That's if I count as a newbie tho.
Romance › Re: Like I Said, She Is Lying. I Am Not What She Painted Me To Be by Karleb(m): 3:25pm On Mar 08, 2020
At least your thread will get more pages than her's.

But what do people really gain by lying just to appear good.

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