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Family › Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Karleb(m): 9:19pm On Apr 20, 2020
The title and purpose of the thread is not set at stones.

The purpose I believe you all are talking about is to help Introverts, rights?

To help them become more socially aware, isn't it?

The most sociable set of people I've met in my life are extroverts. The least sociable are the Introverts.

So why would an Introverts tell another how to be socially aware when he or she isn't?

It's just a blind man leading another thingy.

A lot of people come here to seek serious life problems but what do we have? A set of Introverts giving them text book solutions.

If you guys are not selfish and really care about others who are finding the Introverts thing difficult (like a guy above) then you'll open up the thread to extroverts.
Romance › Re: What Is That Bad Thing You Did,that You Managed To Get Away With Till Today? by Karleb(m):
I was working before I gained admission, my Boss in the office paid my 100 level school fees.

I didn't tell my dad so he sent me another school fees.

I don't feel bad about it though, to collect money from my old man can be very hard sometimes.

But I should have informed him.
Family › Re: My Wife Has Turned My Children Against Me by Karleb(m): 7:28pm On Apr 20, 2020
If I were in your situation, when she poured water on me I will pour a bucket full of water on her.

She's will most likely try to hit you, let her. Retaliate at the exact point she hits you, but do it harder.

angry angry angry angry angry


If I marry a woman and she gives me extreme trouble like this; I'd just wake up one day, pack my things in one mini-box, I'll let her go out then I'll disappear. Remove my SIM card and start a new life.
TV/Movies › Re: A Breakdown Of Marvel Comic Universe by Karleb(m): 10:29pm On Apr 19, 2020
grin grin grin grin
Family › Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Karleb(m): 10:13pm On Apr 19, 2020
JentuPrinz:
Introverts,pls put down ur book and check on ur extroverts friends.They are not okay.Now might be a gud time to show dem some love...From an appropriate distance of course.Wash ur hands,follow the science.#staysafe..
That's issue with some of these guys. You read, read, read... For what?! It's more like saving without a purpose.


This thread encourages self pity. Imagine somebody thinking staying indoor for 72hrs is normal. Some of them won't even pick up calls if it's not from Daddy or Mummy.

This thread should be opened up to all especially extros.

A blind man cannot show another the way.
Christianity Etc › Re: Need A Chat Buddy. Born Again Only, Please. by Karleb(m): 9:54pm On Apr 19, 2020
Pardon my intrusion.

What this aunty wants indirectly is a boyfriend! grin

Can a girl apply for this position?
Romance › Re: Can This Happen? by Karleb(m): 9:28pm On Apr 19, 2020
Veefierce:
see I ain’t even saying the girl didn’t do stuffs in her own accord !! It’s just sad that the boy would be blamed !! N yes the girl won’t lie n the guy is mostly likely to lie cause he’s at the bashing end while the girl isn’t .
Truth to God! You no get sense!


Won't the girl get stigmatized too?

Some of you people need to locked away!
Romance › Re: Can This Happen? by Karleb(m): 7:54pm On Apr 19, 2020
You guys are missing up rape with sex.

Kids having sex didn't start today and it's going to continue till time immemorial. It's not normal but it happens.

But kids raping each other? Nah! It's not what we see everyday especially when it involves just the two of them.


The girl might start feeling pains after the deed, I believe it's quite normal. Some adults don't walk home straight after having seexx.
Romance › Re: Can This Happen? by Karleb(m): 7:44pm On Apr 19, 2020
Favy1235:
If the girl said such happened truly it did happen.
When i left secondary sch.
I got to work in a primary sch owned by a family friend.
I was assigned nursery 3.
That kind stuff occured in my class.
Same stuff also happened when i taught class of basic 4 and the age bracket of those kids were(8-9).
So i'm no longer suprise when i hear that kids indulge themselves in such.
Parents just have to be careful
Madam! Why not calm down.

If you've really dealt with kids like you claim then you'll know that kids can be very good at lying when they want to be.


In your books an accused is guilty without trial. C'mon!
Romance › Re: Can This Happen? by Karleb(m): 7:40pm On Apr 19, 2020
Catchfirez:
Nairalanders funny oh.. 7years old rape 5 years old. How possible. The boy self no fit Know the hole. It might be some kind of infection or some underlying diseases. Let's stop this nonsense this holy month. Make una dey reason well with una brain not with your emotions. Please leave the innocent boy alone.
Don't mind them.

7yrs old can have sex with 5yrs old. I agree. But rape, it is highly, I mean very highly unlikely.

What sought of power can a 7yrs old have over a 5yrs old.

People of Nairaland can be quite funny.
Programming › Re: Who Has The Complete Version Of Javascript By Tutorials Point? by Karleb(m): 7:35pm On Apr 19, 2020
There are thousands of pdfs online.

You just need to search.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Karleb(m): 7:29pm On Apr 19, 2020
Danhumprey:
Honestly! A real mõtherfucker . And his combo with Regina Hall, I love it. grin
What I loved most was the kissing scene at the end of the movie.

Danhumprey:
True that.

Mike Banning. What a character!
Agent Banning is the new Jack Bauer.

He killed it from Olympus has fallen to London has fallen to Angel has fallen!
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Karleb(m): 6:42pm On Apr 19, 2020
Angel Has Fallen 2019.

8.5/10

Very very nice! cool
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Karleb(m): 6:41pm On Apr 19, 2020
Men In Black International 2019.

5.9/10
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Karleb(m): 6:40pm On Apr 19, 2020


Shaft 2019.

7.6/10


Samuel Jackson is a mutherfucker! grin



TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Karleb(m): 6:37pm On Apr 19, 2020
Mishaelonye:
I agree 100 % . But I guess it was too short.
Exactly! grin

I mean the whole thing happened so fast.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Karleb(m): 6:36pm On Apr 19, 2020
oyaskii:
A very good animation but still it was over-hyped? What exactly didn't you like about it?
The story.

The comedy was not really coming off as natural to me.

Note: I like it. I'm only saying it's overhyped on this particular thread.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Karleb(m): 6:29pm On Apr 19, 2020


Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion Revenge.

7.1/10





TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Karleb(m): 6:23pm On Apr 19, 2020


Ne Zha 6.6/10

A very good animation. I think it just too hyped on this thread though.



Personally, I'd pick Kung-Fu Panda over Ne Zha anyday anytime.



Programming › Re: Nairalanders Who Build 10k Websites. How Do You Make Profits? by Karleb(m): 3:44pm On Apr 19, 2020
tensazangetsu20:
Some people dey try sha. Wetin 5 dollars fit do for this naija and it's not as if you can get 100 of such jobs daily.
They do it to have good reviews mostly done by beginners or people new to the platform.
If you check majority of them they also offer other services.

But bros, $5 for writing one paged html code is the simplest thing to do. grin
Programming › Re: Nairalanders Who Build 10k Websites. How Do You Make Profits? by Karleb(m): 3:01pm On Apr 19, 2020
On a more serious note. Developers actually sell $5 websites on fiverr.

But this so-called website might be just an html page that displays maybe an invitation or an advert or a very important message.

Trust me, how hard can it be to develop such a website? A one paged website?

Some of them charge $5 per page and if you want more functionality, say a page that accepts users input you'll pay more.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Wants Christians In The US To Donate Their $1200 Stimulus Package To Them by Karleb(m): 12:19pm On Apr 19, 2020
They don't want them to pay tithe out of it.
They want them to donate to people richer than them.

It's like saying we should donate our stimulus package (N20, 000) to Adeboye, Oyedepo, Tim Godfrey, Sinach e.t.c

These people are Idiots! sad

He and people like him should be arrested with immediate effect! angry

Jesus!! sad huh
Travel › Re: Lions Nap On Road In South Africa During Lockdown (Photos) by Karleb(m): 8:51pm On Apr 18, 2020
grin grin
Programming › Re: Nairalanders Who Build 10k Websites. How Do You Make Profits? by Karleb(m): 12:00pm On Apr 18, 2020
tensazangetsu20:
So with 5000 I can get my site in the first page of Google alongside a website.
Don't misquote me!

These guys selling websites for 5k are mostly not legit.

But SEO in itself is not hard if you know it.

You can get your site on the very first page of any search engine if you have the content and something that leads to the content.

There is something they call pretty url and slug, these will do just that. It shouldn't be hard for a developer to grasp that.
Programming › Re: Nairalanders Who Build 10k Websites. How Do You Make Profits? by Karleb(m): 11:41am On Apr 18, 2020
tensazangetsu20:
I have seen some insanely advanced wordpress sites. On upwork, I have seen wordpress jobs with 20000 dollar price tags. But for 5000, SEO services are also included. Anyone familiar with digital marketing knows that SEO is the most difficult aspect of it. It is very strenous and takes so much time.
SEO you guys are talking about is not really a hard thing for a developer.

WordPress websites and the likes can become expensive when you want more functionality than what came pre-installed.
Programming › Re: Nairalanders Who Build 10k Websites. How Do You Make Profits? by Karleb(m): 11:23am On Apr 18, 2020
Go online, search for WordPress, Drupal and some other download and install bulletin board websites.

Download it, follow the simple steps to install it, edit it a little bit if you can, host it if you have the money.

You'll end up having a website for free except for the hosting part.

That's what these guys do.


https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/3-free-bulletin-boards-set-forum/
Programming › Re: Javascript by Karleb(m): 7:52pm On Apr 17, 2020
Vanilla js is pure js. Js without framework.

Js frameworks include Jquery, Angular, Vue, React e.t.c

Javascript has a whole lot of frameworks. It's like the hottest language out there. Every now and then someone somewhere is thinking of how to produce their own js framework.

W3school has a js framework and so does bootstrap. Aside frameworks, JS has a lot of libraries and APIs.


Keep learning vanilla js, frameworks becomes very easy to grasp when you understand js itself.
Health › Re: COVID-19: Patients Getting Remdesivir Recovering Quickly, Discharged In Days by Karleb(m): 7:24am On Apr 17, 2020
Science saving our assss again!
Education › Re: How Useful Is/was Your Bachelor's Degree? by Karleb(m): 11:11am On Apr 16, 2020
For now, quite useful.

It got me a slot in NYSC. grin grin grin

Some people now see me a 'man'. grin
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Karleb(m): 10:31pm On Apr 15, 2020
My spy.

7.5/10

A 9 year old can't be that smart in real life.
A CIA agent can't be that dumb in real life.
Health › Re: I Fall Sick Whenever My Hair Grows, What Could Be The Cause? by Karleb(m): 7:47pm On Apr 15, 2020
It could be autoimmunity. When your body see a part of itself as danger, it then strikes just the way it'll handle an intruder such as virus, bacteria e.t.c...

If it is indeed autoimmunity then there is no cure for that. Keep your hair low for the rest of your life.
Nairaland General › Re: Can I Sue Her For Breach Of Agreement And Claim Damages? by Karleb(m): 6:03am On Apr 15, 2020
ProtectMyMoney:
Many men have fallen into this trap of sending a lady to school and hoping to marry her after graduation.

She will always take off because University is where she blossoms and is spotted by other people with more means.

. Smart man like Omotola Jalaade's husband got her at 19, made her give birth to two children, then sent her wherever...she is still with her husband till date.

Imagine the husband had sent her to the University before birthing kids, with the hope of marrying her after graduation. He would have been writing this similar story.
This thing is not hard now!

Don't train a girl in school in the name of love but if you must, give her belle! angry angry

But they'll never listen.

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