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Some of my best sci-fi movies...

Minority Report

The Matrix

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Inception

12 Monkeys (old school but still cool, u may need to watch it more then once )

Independence Day (also old school)

Looper

Cloud Atlas (this one's pretty confusing; dont even know if it qualifies as scifi... But i loved it )

And lastly.... Pitch Black.

Abdul Haji, now thats a brave hero. God bless and keep him. I'll drink to his health and well-being any day.

ejiykzazi2007: I just dey laf for dia name... Esther Akamuoku. lol...

Oboy, i think say na only me see am o, lolzzz... When u add the man's name, it becomes ''Onyeganu-Akamuoku''! (literally who will marry hot akamu?)

Pastor Aji: LWRMT (laugh won't remove my teeth)

Mine are all over the floor!

Oh dear jesus, wheeeewww, its been long i laughd like this..

paradoxqueen: Yes but it will take much rime before then. I figure I am 2-4 months from a proposal, a year until a wedding after that, 6 months after until he becomes suspicious, and 1-2 years after that until I cant hide it anymore so that gives me almost 4 yrs...by then I might be o.k who knows or maybe it wont matter to him by the time he figures it out
So I don't think I should tell him...
I just dont want him to think I dont care about his culture because of this. ..

^^ See planning! Honeybumps, you are on a loooooooong ting!

Op, i'm so sorry but your post just has me rotflmo...

Eyaaah... U can't cook, u can't eat, u have an eating disorder, and u move the food around on the plate so it looks like u're eating it... Are u 5 yrs old??

^^

*whewww! that was funny...

aieromon: Thunder fire your neighbours dog,Rooney

ichidodo: No doubt what the Arsenal fans think of Ozil. That was quite an ovation for their record signing. His dead-ball expertise has helped them to three goals and he is wonderful to watch.Look at what 42 Million pounds has caused, **kneels down***Thank you FLORENTINO PEREZ.

I'm just glad our defence has tightened up with Flamini's intro. Now i know how important a good defensive midfielder is to a team.

jennifer74: Yesterday I asked my boyfriend if I proposed what would he say. He told me he wouldn't think twice and say no, because its embarrassing for the women to do it. Personally, I don't see anything wrong with it...

Op, apologies if my comments offend, but i seriously don't know where you girls meet such backward guys like this. Not once have i met a girl actually state in distinct words that she wouldn't mind proposing to her man, and when i finally do (Op, i'm refering you here, by d way), she's already managed to yoke herself to some dude who thinks he's still in the 1980's.

Adaeze003: Rotflooooooooooooo. Serves you right!

Idowuogbo: Lmao! I likey dat babe o! Mini badosky!

^^ d two of una dey craze!

hey listen, sshhhh... _{D story na trap, na queen_of_sheba i dey wait for her response..}

Hmmmm... See confident bobbi. Abeg touching-body na how much?

@queen_of_sheba, i have a similar story...

I once had a very insensitive gf. I was angry about stuff from work one evening and didnt know when i said ''all women are such stewpid wh*res''. Imagine my shock when she blithely replied ''so when are we celebrating your mum's wh*re-day?''

I dumped her a$$ immediately. What an insensitive humanbeing!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]How many African men have you met? Abi you count the ones Wey you dey watch for African magic join, ba?

Abeg, find better work do. [/color]

The day you learn to criticize without adding scorn and ridicule, there will great rejoicing in heaven. Some mod u are.

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Tinkybabe: If a guy approaches a girl with the intention of going out with her, he has to go all the way to show himself worthy of her.
You came for her, it's not the other way round so be ready to do most of the hard work.

When she agrees to date you and you guys become a couple, then responsibility can then be split into two halves;equal contribution.

Have u looked at the calendar recently? Lemme help u out; the year is 2013...not 1913. Only the french still remember the age of the Chivalrous Gentleman. Black Eyed Peas' even did a hit-song called ''Meet Me Half-way'', or you didn't hear it too?
If you're into the guy, u'd better give him the green-light on time.

chokl8candie: looolzz i whatsapped him but he's hanging wiv a couple of frnds so we cdnt reali tlk/chat.
Will update u via dis thread on hw things turn out

Yeah... Hanging out with friends... Mmmm, where have i heard that before? Oh yeah, just one of my favorite ''blank-the-babe'' excuses.....


Well, hopefully your dude isn't anything like me.

spikes C: Let me help you

You don forget me nah, just eating your money all alone.
You just dey flex town, see you, looking all fresh.


like wtf

^^ Heard that once, and that was the last i spoke with the girl.


@Op, come, so u no see my question?
Abi u never still call the guy? Ok na, dey dia dey arrange your hard-to-get honeypot, candystick sellers go soon go house finish.

*reads thread*

*yawns*

Ehh... *clears throat* sooo, how far? U don call d guy? Wetin he talk?



God knows if it was me, i for don bone u since. #JustSaying

dgifted: wash her underwear

Nawa o ... house boy things

I tire o... Wait, is this the jokes section?

*double-checks*

Mtscheww.

''Confident bobby''...

Bros do u stay in P.h?

chindi: GBAM!!!!
But even if d toilet seat is down, it's ethical to lift it b4 pee-ing

Lift wetin? I dey craze?? Look, i may humor my wife (when i marry o, cos i still be ''freelancer'' 4 now) and lift the seat just so i can have peace. But right now, niqqa my toilet seat is ALWAYS up! I dey plan remove d ting sef, cos i no know wetin i dey use am do. So if my babe visits, takes it down and leaves it that way expecting me to lift it for her (AND bring it down AGAIN afterwards), lol... I laff in akwa ibom cos she's on a looooonng thing!

Nyan-nyan-pu!

wesley80: If i walk in and see the toilet seat closed I usually turn around and consider my options cos that seems to be the coded sign that "something" has refused to go away! Who bothers to close a toilet seat? Didnt you just read that just the toilet seat weighs over a tonne how much more the whole cover!

Guy, i dey owe u one crate of gulder!

Donphilopusman: So this girl just decided to kill an innocent son because of Prostitution

ileobatojo: Yes; it had always been her life ambition ever since she was a baby to become a prostitute.

Perfect answer to a stewpid question.

Lots of y'all so quick to call down judgement on this girl, did anyone of you read where she said she was married off 11 years ago? Did y'all even bother to read of the hellish life she's been living? This girl's childhood was taken away. Sold off to ''marriage'' at NINE years old, and probably gave birth before her tenth birthday! How much decency and common-sense would any of you have if a man started ravaging your body from your ninth birthday?? Meanwhile her mother in the village is also living off the money she makes from being a prostitute!

I am not condoning gruesomely murdering an innocent child, but sometimes even the criminal deserves some pity. If you ask me, her parents should be the ones jailed...along with senator Yerima.

Mtscheww. Wetin be dis?? Where's the picture, d main-d-main picture??

Only in Nigeria... *smh*

- Aviation Handling coy mismanages airway bills.
- Customs blames Handling coy even though they (i.e. Customs) ought to be signatories before the said bills can even be used.

- Heads of both Handling coy and Customs meet to resolve the issue (READ: meet to discuss why Handling coy chop d money alone).

- They can't reconcile said issues (READ: Handling coy no gree share the money cos they've chopped disgested it already).

- Customs quote constitution (or some similar bull$h!t) and shuts down the WHOLE country's cargo-receiving bay.

- Ordinary nigerians suffer...along with some non-nigerians dense enough to really on our systems.

dellaziz: moyes is a clueless FISH FOWL, so even fellaini e couldn't get ..euhw!!!!!

johnstar: make una bring 3M 4 ba loan

Read some news dude. U have a fone; check sky sports and goal.com before you come here and spew fake news.

Mourinho blocked the deal, his reason is he's scared Arsenal will whoop his bumbum if he sells them Ba. It has nothing to do with the money. Whats 3m sef?? Dude, we shelled out 47m for Ozil! We gots da dough!!

robonski16: Which hernandez u dey talk of... Hope say no be man u hernandez sha

Abeg geraway. We dey talk of a better player called Abel Hernandez, u dey mention Chidinma abi na chicharitose

Read some news, niqqa!

Wenger dont be stupid, Bendtner ke?? Winsh dey worry you?? Ba and Mourinho dey do iyanga, bone dem and shift the cross-eyes to Hernandez sharpish! After that lanky senegalese knack full season for bench, im body go tell am.