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Literature › Re: The Beginning Of A Teenage Love Affair. by kay9(m): 9:09pm On Sep 26, 2009

@Atreus: Been followin 4 some time now; really nice, especially dat scene after d reunion party. But me thinks 16 is still a wee-bit too young to be out dat late, but hey its just my view.
@scofield: relax dude, obviously d story is still in d works.

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by kay9(m): 2:02pm On Sep 20, 2009

Still composing myself, gimme a lil' more time.
@sino, raven n scofield, thanx 4 holdin d joint down; be seeing y'all in no time.
@epi, missd u girl. Stick around, aight?
@Blaze n V, lets awaken d old demons

Jokes Etc › Re: The Day I Almost Fart In My Manager's Car. by kay9(m): 5:59pm On Sep 19, 2009

@poster: Gabby's gat nothing on you! cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: In D State by kay9(m): 5:50pm On Sep 19, 2009

@bilms: olodo 7up cheesy

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by kay9(m): 5:09pm On Sep 19, 2009

@scofield: u'v got balls, kid.
However, u r somfin of a hypocrite, too

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by kay9(m): 7:24pm On Aug 25, 2009

I'm not angry, not with anyone. I'm not even sad. I'm just. . . flat. Deflated.

maybe you're right, blaze. I got a sengorita coming over on thurs, but i dont think it explains my lethargy. And it aint like things are unusually smooth and rosy-coated for me now - in fact, i've been SERIOUS rock ground for a while now. Maybe its the sheer fruitlessness of my efforts to close my deals that's affecting me. maybe.

i think i miss Sisi. and Tg. and even epi. i'm sorry blu, but i really can't stomach any blood right now.

Bleep u V, say somfin!!!

Holla back, blaze. i know i'm acting like a gaddamn b*****-a*** motherf*****, but darn it evry nygga's gat a blue day.

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by kay9(m): 12:27am On Aug 24, 2009

hi blaze
hi blu
hi V
hi sino
hi Raven, welcome to da club_{(hope u r crazy enof tho)}

hi evrybody else

I think i've lost my fury. . . . has anyone seen it, please?

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by kay9(m): 12:12am On Aug 15, 2009

bluespice:

kay imma need ur help
i need to bust a cap in some guy's nut
he knows himself and i need ur expertise on this one
woulda loved to drain him myself but im missing my twin so killing's loosing its appeal
moreso i need this guy to suffer as only u can
so. . . do we have am agreement?

https://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/mad/mad0090.gif Who's the guy?

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by kay9(m): 3:16pm On Aug 06, 2009

@burial: did u cry brov? Its ok if u did. I'm kinda weepy myself *sniff*
Abt d M qtn, tell'em if they want it so much they can fking marry 1 themselvz! Dats wat i tell'em anyway

Literature › Re: Which Books/Novels Are You Currently Reading? by kay9(m): 10:30pm On Jul 30, 2009

jumoke 90:
Safe Harbour by Danielle Steel.

Lotsa

there, right? grin

On David Baldacci's Absolute Power right now, my very first Baldacci too. Jeez, its so . . . . mmh! I'm loving it.

Literature › Re: The Role Of Communication In An Organization by kay9(m): 10:25pm On Jul 30, 2009

@poster:
Dude, you are barking at the wrong tree. I noticed you've started like nine different threads all having something or the other to with products and quality and customers; don't you think all that ish would be better appreciated in the Business/Money sections? This here section is literature, ok? Literature, you know, novels, dramas, poems, short stories, stuff like that, kabish?

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by kay9(m): 7:51pm On Jul 30, 2009

spicy007:
pent-up anger: Gimme my money, you rouge!!!
u asked me for money to buy your ride, i loaned it to you based on the agreement that you would return it on an agreed date. you said i was your only hope
i agreed based on trust as a friend
6 months down the line, you are cruising around town shamelessly in the 'loaned car' of yours, carrying chics up and down
u begin dey reject my calls and delete my messages unread,
shame no catch you?
[/b]i go tell your father, mother, entire generation and anyone else who cares to listen that you owe me money.
almost half a million!! ori e baje ni?
Ole! barawo shege bansa!
Pay up that which you owe me!!

[b]f**k that bastard!!

he's a piece of jack-shit, shameless, flat-ass broke sissy nyaga

he's a gad-damned yellow-bellied leach, a useless burden of Mother Earth's back

the sorta nyash-licking bros that gives the rest of us a bad name

cos this kinda ish is whata fine sista like you dont deserve.

My word: Put out a contract on him

Get some black-hearted brothers to do a number on him

Order a frigging communion on his lazy ass - nobody'll miss him

And if you aint gat the heart for all that gorry business, then just drop his name and address for us here; we'll take it up from there.

We'll make him puke until he's puked out the last dime,

then we'll break and grind his femur, radius, and scappula

then we'll chop off his fingers and make banga soup with it

then we'll pluck out his eyes and donate it to the nearest biology lab

then we'll make him eat sand and drink ink and mercilessly whip him with Fulani bulalas while he does one thousand, seven hundred and thirty-three push-up's

then we'll staple his ears to a wooden board and use it for target practice

and then. . . . we'll let him go. grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Training Courses For Women by kay9(m): 7:20pm On Jul 28, 2009

What degree are they gonna get at the end? grin

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by kay9(m): 6:17pm On Jul 28, 2009

vescucci:
Bluespice. If you no acknowledge my email I go remove am o. Kay9 is already calling me Wale. And I thought this was a matter of national security.

Kay9. U forget your asthma paraphernalia for house?

Ariblaze, when you dey leave on your deathride? Hope the funeral will not become 'buy one get one free'

Come, Wale!! grin

have you finished the assignment i gave you last time? I want that pit latrine sparkling clean ASAP!! grin

@sino: Relax, you are barking at the wrong tree. Meet me @ Mama Eka-ete's place this evening make we rub mind. Bring your AK along.

Family › Re: 10,000 Edo Girls Languish In Foreign Prisons by kay9(m): 7:35pm On Jul 27, 2009

[quote author=wale.star link=topic=300220.msg4245991#msg4245991 date=1248481192]Maybe women are not enough in that country.[/quote]Abi? grin

Romance › Re: Pls Save Me, This Girl Wants To Kill Me. by kay9(m): 7:16pm On Jul 27, 2009

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=301428.msg4257428#msg4257428 date=1248717982]no mind dem, hypocrites!

@ poster
next time she comes tell her that u want to video tape the whole thing and if that dont work, tell her that ur friends are interested too, so it will be like 5 of u vs her at once, lets see if she is the village LovePeddler [/quote] grin

Fire down!!

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by kay9(m): 6:47pm On Jul 27, 2009

vescucci:
MEN, BLUE, YOUR JAZZ STRONG O. I DON'T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENS THAT ONCE I'M SLEEPING AND NEXT THING I'M ANSWERING AN URGENT HAIL FROM BLUE. IN CAPITAL LETTERS TOO. I RARELY GET ONLINE NOWADAYS. MAIL ME HERE walexiy2k2@yahoo.com WHILE OFFER LASTS, LOL. YOU BETTER HAVE A PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD OR A MAP TO THAT ELIXIR OF IMMORTALITY I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR.

As for the rest of the house, keep up the bufoonery.

Hey V, eat shit!

No wait . . . on second thoughts, don't eat shit. Eat a pile of shit! There, that's better.
_{Mmmh, so your name na Wale, abi?}

Politics › Re: Nigerians: Very Stupid People! by kay9(m): 8:04am On Jul 27, 2009

.>.>>>

Politics › Re: Prophet Tb Joshua Foretells Demise Of North Korean Leader by kay9(m): 7:54am On Jul 27, 2009

ezeagu:
He's prophecy's are from a higher power, It's called CNN, you should tune into it sometime.

chai! LWKMD!

Chiddysville:
I started taking note of the man's prophesies since year 2000 when he prophesied and warn those going towards ikeja. . . .

Guy chill first, dis Naija wey we dey na our own-o! How correct naija-ninja like you go dey para-yarn like dis? No make me question your Nigerian birth certificate grin

@SeanT21: Where you been girl? Missed ya like Rantalot misses his power-bike grin

Literature › Re: Help Me: Who Is The Father Of The Baby? by kay9(m): 7:41am On Jul 27, 2009

@post:
Wrong posting; try the Family or Romance section. I'm sure they be more than happy to work out that tangle for you.

Literature › Re: Never Like Using These Words And Phrases. by kay9(m): 7:37am On Jul 27, 2009

mohawkchic:

~The "Di" is pronouced as "DIE"

~Diagnose : Di-- ag-- Nose

~Diagnosis : [/i]Di--ag--no--sis

[i]~Diagnosed : Di--ag--nosed

~Diagnosing: Di--ag--nos--ing

~Diagnoseable : Di--ag--nose--able

~Hypnotize : Hyp --No-- Tize

~The two words you struggle with breaks into 3 syllables,some words break up into 5/6 syllables eg

~University : U--ni--ver--si--ty

~Intercontinental : In--Ter--con--ti--nen--tal

~Here's hoping this helps you confront those words you avoid like the plaque

Didn't know u taught english language grin

Phones › Re: What Was Ur First Ever Phone? by kay9(m): 8:10pm On Jul 24, 2009

My first was Nokia 1100, and by God it was priceless to me then - it had this tireless torch-light that i used everywhere - cooking, studying, name it. My friends used to joke that it was a torch with a phone attached grin

Its battery could last for almost one week! Damn i miss that old phone! grin

Family › Re: Vasectomy In Men - Would You Consider It? by kay9(m): 6:21pm On Jul 24, 2009

@post:
Nope, nobody is bring no gaddam scalpel or wateva anywhere near my bootiful Ben-Johnson. Mmm-mmh, not a million-freaking-dollars. . . . but, i might consider it for 2 mil grin

Politics › Re: Nigerians: Very Stupid People! by kay9(m): 7:37am On Jul 24, 2009

I dont think he's a coward. He's in the U.S, yes, but i get the feeling he'd still write and act the same way even if he was in Nigeria - and he'd probably be dead or in jail. So i don't think he's a coward. I'm just wondering if i have the guts to do the same.

I remember back in 2007 when the Anambra State election results was rigged by Andy Uba-PDP-INEC, and the present governor Peter Obi was calling people out to protest. I was high-strung and mad with adrenaline, telling my parents and brothers that i would join the protest; i was shocked by the response i got from them. My mum told was me i was crazy, and that Peter Obi was a loser; my brother said just about the same thing, adding that any body trying to fight against the PDP was simply risking his life - they had the Police, the EFCC, and they were the ruling body. I was shocked. And how do you stop all that injustice and abuse of rights? i asked them. They just gave me blank stares and said i should stop being stupid. At least my dad looked a little shame-faced when he was agreeing with them; i guess the little fight left in him was almost dead.

So like i said, the fella ain't a coward. I know exactly what he's talking about. Everyone of us at some point or the other had a chance to fight this corruption - and we didn't because cos we were scared of suffering and death. Calling somebody else a coward won't change that fact.

Family › Re: If You Caught Your Husband In Bed: by kay9(m): 7:16am On Jul 24, 2009

Fhemmmy:
Away match is not same as catching the husband wit another woman in your bed - that is called home match

Which is even worse!

Family › Re: If You Caught Your Husband In Bed: by kay9(m): 5:21pm On Jul 23, 2009

ifyalways:
why all these ridiculous thougts and imaginations here and there
@Topic,lips sealed.

Yeah, right. Easier said than done, wait until yo better-half plays an away match on you grin

Literature › Re: Creative Writing Workshop by kay9(m): 1:43pm On Jul 23, 2009

Good 'un

Literature › Re: Which Books/Novels Are You Currently Reading? by kay9(m): 8:01pm On Jul 22, 2009

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=35.msg4228026#msg4228026 date=1248236815]probably 15 or 16? huh

I dont remember the part about the screaming kid but all that evil and heavenly fighting got me apprehensive.

I liked the descriptions of the angels though. cheesy

[/quote]Figures. And how old are you now? grin

Still on Ken Follet's World Without End; really, i pissed with Mr. Follet right now. First the book was good, then it was really good, then it became bad, and then [i]really [/i]bad - that's where i am now. Hope for his sake it gets better b4 i finish it angry

Literature › Re: Elechi Amadi's The Concubine by kay9(m): 7:56pm On Jul 22, 2009

Sorry, can't help you there. I just like [/i]literature; i didn't [i]study it. But if you keep replying to this thread (you know, "Pls help", "Pls respond" wink

, some literature geek's gonna see it and help you out.

I've read the book, though, and i thoroughly understand the themes and concepts in it (i'm igbo, see); so maybe i can help if you need some explanations and that ish wink

Good luck with the research!

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