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Jokes EtcRe: Nigeria Customer Service Award Of The Year Winner ! by kay9(m): 5:08am On Jul 10, 2009
;d ;d ;d lwkmd!!
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by kay9(m): 11:52pm On Jul 08, 2009
dont do anything stupid, blue.
Jokes EtcRe: Heads Will Roll by kay9(m): 2:37am On Jul 07, 2009
Jeovy:
My energy is saved, thanks for the advice
Yep, i'm saving mine too.
LiteratureRe: Backward And In Heels by kay9(m): 2:30am On Jul 07, 2009
Are we fighting, V?
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by kay9(m): 5:31pm On Jul 06, 2009
You asked for it, V.
LiteratureRe: Backward And In Heels by kay9(m): 1:29pm On Jul 05, 2009
Naa, three is a crowd. Sorry, V, finders-keepers.
FamilyRe: Can You Pay Off Your Husband’s Girlfriend? by kay9(m): 5:54pm On Jul 02, 2009
Now, let me say it straight: I wouldn't dream of cheating on my wife. If i love her enough to marry her, wtf am i looking for fooling around like that? Shit happens, yes, but i think a good percentage of the required self-control is up to me.

Ok, having said that, lemme now talk objectively. grin
If i did cheat on my wife and she's dense enough to pay off the girl, i shall without much ado, proceed to commit the said cheating again - and split the money 50-50 with the girl!! Easy dough! grin grin
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by kay9(m): 5:36pm On Jul 02, 2009
ariblaze:
i had better say what i gotta right now

before work slaps the energy outta me

have you ever had work slap even the zeal to get mad outta you?

if you havent then a day doing what i do might just be best for ya
Welcome to da club, bro. Sometimes i post half-asleep, only to realize half-way that i've forgotten half of what i wanted to talk about. Makes a body lose his fury real fast, me tell'ya.

About Ms. Tickles, well, i thought i was holding fort for a just-arrived little-miss-sunshine, then V came around and started yiddy-yacking, and then blu suddenly "wised-up" and popped the big one. Me, i don't believe it.


hey tubabie, you know i hate to love you!
LiteratureRe: Most Uninteresting Book You Have Read. by kay9(m): 5:12pm On Jul 02, 2009
MUZBO:
I don't gerrit! The topic should be: The most uninteresting book I almost completed. I don't expect anyone to read something thats not interesting except they are jobless or have an exam or being forced at gun point. Never read an uninteresting book except you want me to mention textbooks from school.(exam stuff)
Dude, personally i can't drop a book once i start reading it - unless i run into a more interesting one. But once the second one is done, pronto, i head back to No.1 (unless, of course another interesting one pops up grin ). The thing is, i ALWAYS end up going back to the first book, no matter how long and how uninteresting it is. It's a habit. Doesn't mean i'm jobless (i put in 8-5 everyday, BTW); back in school, i used to switch between textbooks, class notes, and novels - they never made any difference to me (darn habit used to drive my friends crazy then grin grin: kay, how can you read your note and a novel at the same time??

And the end result, i end up reading lots (and lots!) of highly uninteresting stuff. Can't help it. wink
LiteratureRe: Most Uninteresting Book You Have Read. by kay9(m): 12:34pm On Jun 29, 2009
That one is easy. "The Mayor of Casterbridge". Darn book positively sucks, plus i have a habit of not being able to drop a book once i pick it up. I can't imagine why it's still on high school curricula.
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by kay9(m): 12:27pm On Jun 29, 2009
bluespice:
tickles is tgirl
undecided
vescucci:
Mighty odd that y'all can't detect that happy and familiar tone of Ms tickles. Do I need to give y'all knuckleheads a clue? Darn stranger from outta town ain't no darn stranger from outta town. She's tha same ol sweetheart I tip my sombrero to everytime I see her pretty face.
huh huh I think i missed the punch-line. Somebody hand me a beer.
LiteratureRe: Backward And In Heels by kay9(m): 12:19pm On Jun 29, 2009
grin grin grin grin LWKMD
You can relax, hon, it's truce for now. Even the devil takes a break every now and then - and i aint half that bad grin
So, whachu drinking? Brandy? Bourbon? Gin on da rocks? wink
LiteratureRe: Backward And In Heels by kay9(m): 11:33pm On Jun 28, 2009
Good-o. You know what, blue, i think i like you. You are not so bad after all.
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by kay9(m): 11:29pm On Jun 28, 2009
Hi blaze
hi blue
hi tubabie, i'm angry with you! angry angry


tubabie:
Why is everyone so angry around here huh angry
That's a silly question. Anger is what we do here, we come here when we are angry -  ANGRY!! Happy people don't come here; they go to places like Romance and Family and other such shitty places. Talk to Tgirl, she knows places like that. And, BTW, would you PLEASE answer Blue's question??  angry angry angry

P.S:Where da Bleep is V??
LiteratureRe: Backward And In Heels by kay9(m): 12:11am On Jun 28, 2009
Straighten out, blu.
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by kay9(m): 12:10am On Jun 28, 2009
Ms Tickles is a newbie. Anybody got a problem with that? angry angry
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by kay9(m): 4:06am On Jun 23, 2009
You were wasting time and energy starting that thread, blaze. I don't even bother with high-winded crap like that, complete waste of valuable internet resources. But i do wish the slowpoke would just miss road and mistakenly wander into the Rant thread lemme give him a liddle piece of good old faithful - walahi, a good dose of our six of the best will definitely set his nogging straight.
PoliticsRe: Life Sentence For Protesting Soldiers: 'Cheating In Army Ruined My Career' by kay9(m): 11:52pm On Jun 20, 2009
@agaba: Actually, you are NOT allowed to protest in the army. In fact, by signing on, you inadvertently and voluntarily give up your right to protest against the Force. Any act that goes against the direct orders or instructions from your superiors is viewed as insubordination - in other words, mutiny. To you and I (i.e. civilians), embezzlement is a much more serious offence, but not to the military. In the Force, ORDER is paramount, and ANY mutinous activity is a cardinal sin. Really, if this were still the military regime, Esther and her comrades would most certainly be facing execution by Firing Squad. It is understandable that most folks can't understand or accept this (just like most Protestant pastors can't understand why catholic priests cannot be allowed to marry), but like a Jim Carey says, that's the way the cookie crumbles.

I really feel for Esther and her fellow protesters, because the honest truth is that they were - and are still being cheated out of their rights by their superiors. But that's the military for you, and believe it or not, NO soldier (not even this Esther) will give up his/her uniform for justice in a civilian court.

Military courts are nothing like civilian courts; I doubt Esther that will win her appeal, what with our corrupt Nigerian system in the mix. But I really wish and pray that she will - maybe by some God-sent miracle. Nigerian soldiers deserve better than this.
Music/RadioHammer Time by kay9(op): 3:32am On Jun 19, 2009
Hey, remember MC Hammer?? Well, I saw this one of my friends blogpage, and i couldn't resist bringing it down here. Talk about HammerTime!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfxCnZ4Dp3c&feature=player_embedded
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfxCnZ4Dp3c&feature=player_embedded[/flash]
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by kay9(m): 3:40am On Jun 11, 2009
I'll save a shot of tequila for yer granny, blaze. I'm sure she's in heaven now, smiling up at our Rant thread (and yes, heaven is below, not above us. Them pastors have got it wrong.)
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by kay9(m): 2:28am On Jun 11, 2009
hi blaze
hi V
hi blu
hi everybody else

Signing in. . . .
LiteratureRe: Ana Abuja Branch by kay9(m): 1:48am On Jun 04, 2009
Write to this address: anaimo3@yahoo.com. Its ANA in Owerri (used to be with them when i was in school); they should know the Abj ANA contact.
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by kay9(m): 1:35am On Jun 04, 2009
ariblaze:
vesc kay9

i just couldn't resist

and i sure hope their would be a fallout for this

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-259856.672.html#msg3957678                         

tongue
I don go check am, boy, e no even deserve my reply.   
angry angry angry angry Mehhn, that kain place na for people wey dey emotionally distressed. I mean, I know recognize, accept, admit, and am reconciled to the fact that i have anger management issues. See am? Anger Management. My own never reach emotionally distressed. . . . unlike some people i can readily point at. . . .  grin grin
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by kay9(m): 1:09am On May 30, 2009
Someone should plz burn PHCN to the ground and murder its top management angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by kay9(m): 1:52pm On May 28, 2009
hi blaze
hi V
hi blu
hi Tg
hi sino angry angry
hi evrybody else

Blu, i have you in my heart (along with all the other blood-sucking ladies), and i'm sure all the red-tempered members of this angry clique do, too.

sino, will you act right already?

Just signing the rant register.
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by kay9(m): 10:37pm On May 25, 2009
@sino: i'll let the rantster himself deal witcha.
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by kay9(m): 10:59pm On May 24, 2009
ariblaze:
time 9:30am

date:saturday

venue:my house/my street/my hood

dressing:palm sandals/red joggers/blue tee shirt

vehicle of choice:BMW 3 series . . . .

. . . . which brings me to this question

is it a crime to drink beer and smoke cigarettes at 10:30am on a Saturday morning at a carwash?
It aint bro. I always have a bottle of brandy and a pack of cigarettes in my house; folks ask me about'em and i say one is my poison and the other are the nails on my coffin. I smoke and i drink, what's it got to do with the increase in fuel prices? Tell'em to Bleep ff snd let you b, blaze
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by kay9(m): 3:39am On May 21, 2009
hi evryone
(see, i'm nice, greeting evrybody - even those that pass sentence on me)

tubie, aren't you forgetting something - something infinitesimally crucial to our mutual coexistence in this unbelievably gregarious, bad-tempered and cantankerous thread (wow, that's some grammar. mehhn, i'm good! grin). Ok, where was i? Yes, something important . Tubie dear, you were supposed to come me give nice, sensual rub-downs and french kisses and all the other things in between, remember? Don't tell me u've forgotten. In fact, until you do, there'll be NO TRUCE!! Oya, i'm waiting . . . .  kiss cool

Sisi, why u gotta b like that? now stop laffing. its yo boss getting dissed here; who knows what he'll do when he gets to the office?

sino: sino, sino, sino angry angry angry angry u don shit for plate
first of all, i missd u; i just didn't feel like saying it out - u know, sissy tendencies and all that. Ok. You know, i like u, i really do. And that's why i'm gonna pretend u didn't just wipe this thread's walls wid ma face. Yup. Call it an act of goodwill  wink grin
And yo judgement was just frigging unfair - Blaze calls me a goat and gets 80 lashes; good old me cracks a wise one at a chic and make her smile (thereby making her day!) and whad'do i get? 1000 lashes! For what? A tara m ji ego ole? Plus laundries for 6months, haba! Then V gets excused - that dude's caused  - no, fueled more quarrels on this thread than anybody else - including me. Poor judgment, sino, poor judgment.

Alright, see, this is whats gonna happen. You are gonna rescind that judgment, sino. Yes,u gonna d that. Then, you will make a pronouncement in which you are gonna extol all my myriad admirable and adorable qualities, like how i'm a friend of the friendless, protector of the weak . . . i run short of words but i'm sure u can make something up.
Failing that, however,  i'm gonna come around to yo court-house widda a lot of bazooka-wielding rough-necks and do the Soledad thing - you know, blow-up things, shoot peeps in the belly, cut throats, spill lotsa blood, etc. Makes me sad a little, but hey thats the way the cookie crumbles.

P.s: tell'em to come with an electric saw; i doubt if a blade will do the job

Hey V my man! whassap? thanks for adding another accolade to my growing list of admirable nicknames angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry Ass-wipe!
PoliticsRe: Genocide 2009 by kay9(m): 1:48am On May 21, 2009
I "heard" from a friend of mine with links to the military that the major reason behind the military onslaught was the killing of a commissioned officer (and some other soldiers) by militants. So the deduction is, if that officer hadn't been killed, the militants would not be confronted, right? That is, if "confrontation" is how you describe the indiscriminate bombing and destruction of villages. In other words, militancy would be combated until it affects the military, THEN it will be combated - with a full scale war. Terrific.

What I am saying is this: MEND is REALLY destabilizing the economy and tranquility of Nigeria; yes, we all know this. But for Heaven's sake, THIS IS NOT THE BEST WAY TO GO ABOUT STOPPING MEND! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!! How do you justify the murdering of countless civilians and destruction of their homes and villages, for the wild-cat aim of stamping out militants? Look at Myanmar, look at Sri Lanka, look at DRC; those are prime examples of trying to fight violence with violence. Granted, sometimes force is definitely required - and I must admit, the Niger Delta is almost at that point - but for pity's sake, DO YOU HAVE TO WIPE VILLAGES TO DO THAT? VILLAGEShuh? Think of the women, the children; how do you explain to a 13-year-old boy that his mother, grand-mother, elder brother and younger sister were killed so that militancy can be eradicated in the Niger Delta? Does that make sense? And tomorrow when he too becomes a militant, you expect him to docilely lay down his arms "so that peace and tranquility can prevail"?

CNN watching; the entire world is watching; fate is watching.

God bless my fatherland.
PoliticsRe: Genocide 2009 by kay9(m): 1:24am On May 21, 2009
'It was by God's grace we got to Ogbe-Ijoh'

* Ijaw rulers, others seek ceasefire in JTF, militants clash

* Why attacks will continue, by military

From Madu Onuorah (Abuja), Hendrix Oliomogbe (Asaba) and Kelvin Ebiri (Port Harcourt)

AMID the continued military onslaught by the Joint Task Force (JTF) in the Gbaramatu Kingdom in Warri South-West Council of Delta State, the Izon Traditional Rulers Council yesterday in Warri condemned the action and called for an immediate ceasefire.

However, Defence Headquarters yesterday explained that the attacks in the Chanomi area are to demonstrate that it will no longer tolerate criminality and the killing of military personnel without adequate response.

In their abode at Ogbe-Ijoh General Hospital, Warri, the displaced persons, including six corps members, narrated the agony they were going through and appealed for quick intervention by the government to come to their rescue.

Mrs. Esther Ene from Okenrenkoko who fled the troubled area without her children called on both parties to end the war in the creeks. She claimed that she saw over 50 dead bodies before she fled.

A youth corps member, Rosiji Olanrewaju Abayomi, said it was by the grace of God that they got to the Ogbe-Ijoh General Hospital alive.

The royal fathers who spoke at a press conference appealed to both parties to sheath the sword and give peace a chance by embracing dialogue.

The statement which was jointly signed by G.O. Tiemo, Bini Pere (III), the Agadagba of Egbema Kingdom (Chairman) and S.P. Luke, Pere Kalanama (VIII), the Pere of Akugbenemein (Secretary), Izon the royal fathers called for a truce.

They expressed shock and dismay over the destruction of lives and property in the reprisal attack.

The scribe said: "That the colossal killing and destruction of lives and property in the Gbaramatu kingdom of Delta State is uncalled for and could have been averted. We therefore appeal to both parties to sheath their swords and give peace a chance by embracing dialogue. . . .

[url]http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/news/article02/indexn2_html?pdate=190509&ptitle=%27It%27s%20by%20God%27s%20grace%20we%20got%20to%20Ogbe-Ijoh%20from%20Gbaramatu[/url]
PoliticsYar’adua Can’t Deliver – Buhari by kay9(op): 1:05am On May 21, 2009
Yar’Adua can’t deliver – Buhari

Barely 48 hours after Professor Ango Abdullahi, former special adviser to former president Olusegun Obasanjo, declared that President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua lacks the political will to move Nigeria forward, another prominent northerner, and the president’s main challenger in the last presidential election, General Mohammed Buhari (retd), has also said the president cannot deliver.

Speaking on a BBC Hausa service, monitored in Kaduna, on Tuesday, the ANPP presidential flag bearer insisted that Yar’Adua was never sincere ab initio on all the promises he made to Nigerians.
Specifically, Buhari said: “My position is that first of all, for those who are following what happened, I sat down and observed the stand of Yar’Adua on the problems of Nigeria, after he swore with the holy Qur’an, what he said was that the election was marred by irregularities and when election matters have been concluded in the courts, committees would be formed to look after cases where some people were wronged. I heard him said this with my own ears.

“But he has not lived up to his words. When he appointed the retired Chief Judge, Alhaji Lawal Uwais, I was against the appointment because Uwais was Chief Justice of the Federation when we lost our election appeal in the court, after spending 30 months in court.

“Yes, I said that Uwais was not competent to be appointed. For now to say that Uwais has presided over the report on electoral reform, which will not impress me. Even the president himself said that the committee would not be formed until after all election petitions have been settled in court. He said that would be time when all the gray areas would be known. If that very tape would be played now without been edited, you will see that was exactly what he said.

“But as soon as he appointed Uwais, I knew that nothing would happen. Nigerians are feeling the negative impact of the Yar’Adua administration. They are not doing what they are supposed to do but they keep on saying they will do this and that. Does that mean when they were seeking for the votes of Nigerians, they were not prepared and ready with the things they intended to do for Nigerians? Don’t they have a manifesto? Is the PDP not having a manifesto with the details of what they intended to do when they are elected?

“The people are crying. They were promised water to drink, good schools, drugs in hospitals and good roads. But after two years, when these topics are brought to the fore, government will say they are thinking about it. But these thoughts supposed to have been planned and articulated since, and should have bear fruits by now,” he added.

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Poems For ReviewRe: Poetry Of The Lonely by kay9(m): 3:43am On May 20, 2009
@Ruudie: Nice, like it. Can i post it at my blogsite? kezenwaka..com

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