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Politics › Re: Breaking News: Yar'adua (deadibody) back On Nigerian Soil. . . by kay9(m): 9:22am On Feb 24, 2010

GeeCee:
Dis Nigeria movie is getting more intriguing.
Which season are we now?

Season 2. You didn't watch season 1?? Haa, boy, did you miss!!

Literature › Re: Murder On Koboland.com by kay9(m): 9:02am On Feb 24, 2010

spikedcylinder:
Lol. Ok, Kay.

Apology acceped _{(on behalf of doyin13 )}, but forgiveness not yet granted. The requirements for COMPLETE absolution: 4 live cockerels (white), 11 big tubers of yam (the Amiacha variety), 35 alligator pepper (sun-dried), 4-and-half bales of Hollandies (you better find out what it is!), and a white envelope containing a $500-worth Bank of America-issued credit card (this last one was added recently after a member of our elders' council came back from a visit to his son in America, say thankya) grin

Literature › Re: Murder On Koboland.com by kay9(m): 10:59am On Feb 22, 2010

spikedcylinder:
Rubbish writing, rubbish letters, rubbish everything. I think you should look into a career as agbepo instead.

I prefer the ones from Shane. I love Shane. Everybody loves Shane.

@spiked: What r we gonna call this one? Bad belle or just plain aproko? Nawa for u o, i expected better from you, really.

@doyin: Please keep it coming. You aint no Grisham or Stephen King, but i love it all the same. "But rather than Burukuta ask me to repeat stuff he doesn't understand like I do, he chooses to laugh irritably instead. . . . " - exactly the kinda response a typical naija cop would give. grin

Literature › Re: Over 2 Million Copies Sold! by kay9(m): 4:32pm On Feb 18, 2010

Myne White:
I ask myself that question too. Way to go.

I second that.

Crime › Re: AIT Reporter Efenji Efenji Stabbed To Death On Vals Day by kay9(m): 2:10pm On Feb 18, 2010

This is just too terrible. sad

And trust the naija police to keep threatening arrests while the victim is bleeding to death, God! To think i was even praising them this morning for intercepting that truck loads of almajiris . . . . . . sad

saharachic:
You guys are just blaming the police. But what about the dead victim, what if he had restrained, his life would have been saved. wasnt that the right time for him to go call the police or vigilantes to handle the boys than taking it upon himself? didnt he trust his wife? wasnt it a party? would they go to a party like that and they would not dance? they would have known better.

Lady, pardon my french but i think you should just shut da fc.iik up. It was frigging VALS DAY; fancy some scantily-clad chic trying to dance with your HUSBAND on LOVER'S DAY!!!

Politics › Re: 2 Truck Loads Of Almajiris Intercepted In Minna by kay9(m): 1:52pm On Feb 18, 2010

edoyad:
There is no doubt in my mind that the some of the most useless living things to ever walk the face of this planet are hausa people. . . .

You really shouldn't generalize like that. Them "almajiris" are a real nuisance and heart-burn to this couuntry, in fact most of the violence in the northern parts of Nigeria has them connected in one way or another. But to describe all Hausa people as "useless". . . . my man, that's stretching it. angry

Politics › Re: 2 Truck Loads Of Almajiris Intercepted In Minna by kay9(m): 9:18am On Feb 18, 2010

2 truck-loads? What were they planning, a mini-jihad? Or just cheap labor at some factory? No offence meant, but mehn, anyone transporting that much bunch of those unruly rascals must be up to no good.

And good work by the NPF; God knows its been like for forever since i heard anything good about them. grin

Politics › Re: Haiti: BBC Traces Scam Computer To Nigeria by kay9(m): 9:09am On Feb 18, 2010

asha 80:
You must be having a laugh .Only students in these towns know how to use the Internet You think other people are computer illiterate .U really need ttovisit these towns before you make judgement.Also kay9 is right is his assertions.Most guys that thrived in lagos that use to use the cafes there relocated to the east (especially those that are of eastern origins) because the heat in lagos was getting much.

Also in the same manner some guys also relocated to places like ibadan,ife and ijebu ode

Thanks jare. I was beginning to think i'm the only NLer who's aware of these things.

@honeric01: dude, i think you need to go and see for yourself. Do you live Nigeria? If yes (and hopefully a major city), then just go out on a friday evening and peek into 3 or 4 cybercafes, it shouldn't take you more than an hour or two. The fact that these guys aren't so successful anymore doesn't mean that they aren't still around; it's just like saying that if armed robbers aren't successful in their robberies, then we can assume that armed robbery has been erased -- what do you think will happen the moment someone drops their guard??

I think we've mixed soup enough on this topic; i'm signing off.

Politics › Re: Change Has Come To Nigeria - Nuhu Ribadu by kay9(m): 8:43am On Feb 18, 2010

obailala:
"HE WAS SIMPLY USED BY OBJ TO FIGHT POLITICAL ENEMIES." I totally agree with this argument but . . . .

In a game of Chess, it is impossible to capture the opponents King FIRST without capturing the pawns and other officials. We want change in Nigeria and we want it fast but may I remind u that this change cannot happen in a day.
I believe Mr Nuhu knew the kind of enemies he was faced with so he employed the best tactics of sweeping away the easy targets first. Nigerians were just being too impatient.

Fair enough. wink

Politics › Re: Change Has Come To Nigeria - Nuhu Ribadu by kay9(m): 4:34pm On Feb 17, 2010

violent:
Simple!. .

And was the then IG of police an enemy of Obasanjo?. . Even if that is the case, then why are Obasanjo's enemies planning to loot the nation dry to begin with.

How often do you listen to, or read news from (or pertaining to) Nigeria? No offence meant, but you really sound like you only do when a particular story just catches your fancy. You are not even sure whether ex-police I.G, Tafa Balogun was an "enemy" of OBJ's or not (that is, of course, assuminf he's the one you're refering to). And who and who exactly are you talking about when you say "Obasanjo's enemies"?

Dude, do your research properly, then come back.

Politics › Re: Haiti: BBC Traces Scam Computer To Nigeria by kay9(m): 4:21pm On Feb 17, 2010

@honeric01: Your claim is the recent cybercrime rankings; fair enough (even though you didn't say WHO did these rankings). My claim, however, is the evidence of MY OWN EYES! I happen to live in Port Harcourt; i visit Owerri almost every 2weeks; my parents stay in Onitsha; i was in Enugu about 2 months ago and one of my close collegues also has folks there (you may notice that i didn't mention any other town i haven't really been to). So please don't try to convince me of things i actually KNOW otherwise about.

I said earlier that the likely reason for a SEEMING reduction naija scams is cos white folks have wised-up; i still stand by it, cos the population of active maga guys in naija hasn't reduced - they sure as hell still fill up cybercafes.

Politics › Re: Change Has Come To Nigeria - Nuhu Ribadu by kay9(m): 3:57pm On Feb 17, 2010

mahal:
A thief remains a thief whether they are political friends or foes of OBJ at that time,

You are missing the point. The issue is not about those he prosecuted; it is about those he didn't! Why wasn't the Transcorp saga properly investigated? Where did the funding for Oando Nigeria come from? What happened to Nigeria's excess crude account? (at least i remember i started hearing stories about that money while he was still around). What about the crooks that won the $857 million Power contract under OBJ. It's "swept-under-the-carpet" issues like this that we talking about.

Politics › Re: Jonathan And Senate Bribery Plus From Fry Pan (turai) To Fire (mrs Jonathan) by kay9(m): 3:40pm On Feb 17, 2010

Me too, i don buy popcorn; ee be like this film go sweet pass Avatar sef.

Politics › Re: Change Has Come To Nigeria - Nuhu Ribadu by kay9(m): 2:56pm On Feb 17, 2010

mikeansy:
That argument is dead politically and has lost any misguided traction it got.

Look for something new

I beg to disagree. Nuhu Ribadu did some good, lot more good than any law enforcer before him in the country. BUT that doesn't cover the fact that MOST of the people he went after were more or less politically at loggerheads with OBJ. Anybody who as much as listened to NTA network news during OBJ's period can bear witness to this. The guy did some good, yes, but let's not act or speak like we've forgotten that most of his actions were almost "telepathically" attuned to OBJ's master-plan.

Politics › Re: Haiti: BBC Traces Scam Computer To Nigeria by kay9(m): 2:40pm On Feb 17, 2010

honeric01:
the level of internet fraud in Nigeria has dropped significantly. . . . .

Dropped significantly my hairy behind! When last were you in naija cyber-cafe?? Mr. Whiteman just wised-up to the gimmicks is all. And i'm not talking about Lagos; that place isn't conducive for yahoozee boys anymore (those still there now have their work-from-home arrangements - thanks to MTN, glo and Zain 3G dongles). If you wanna know how serious internet scams still is, travel to Owerri, Onitsha, Enugu, Abuja and P.H, and visit the cafes there.

Just scroll up and read texazpete's comment, it aptly summarizes why Nigerians are always mentioned whenever internet fraud is being discussed globally.

texazzpete:
Colombians aren't the only ones in the drug trade, but they are now the poster child of drug traffickers. I'm pretty sure when you think organized crime, your mind goes to the italian mafia. So too is Nigeria now the poster child for 419 scams. heck, the name '419' comes from Nigeria!

If you people spent 1/10th the energy you spend on whining on actually going after these 419ers here in Nigeria, this problem will not exist.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Beer Parlour by kay9(m): 4:27pm On Feb 14, 2010

me i no send red dress o, hic, it ~~ish~~ is very, hic, ~~shimple~~ simple: Babe, i like you, hic, talk your own. On how she ~~shpeak~~ speak say she like me too, na to be hic, continued be dat. Barman, abeg one more ~~Shtar~~ Star lager for this hic, side.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Beer Parlour by kay9(m): 6:00pm On Feb 12, 2010

[quote author=hatch# link=topic=361129.msg5502693#msg5502693 date=1265991340]I want to recommend that we pass a resolution to declare free drinks until his return grin

[/quote]Hold on barman, oya make am TWO bottles as hatch dey declare for the house.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Beer Parlour by kay9(m): 5:22pm On Feb 12, 2010

Guys, una well done o . . . . bros, abeg shift make i join u for this table;

Mr. kpolli, norrin do u

Barman, abeg pass me one Gulder there, no be me kill dele giwa.

Romance › Re: Guys: Have You Ever Cried Over A Girl by kay9(m): 5:41pm On Feb 09, 2010

Yeah, once. So silly thinking about it now, but still . . . . chai, that babe hurt me bad! angry

P.S: Abeg admin, i don click "No" already before i come remember the yeye babe wey break my heart; how i go take change am to "Yes"? undecided

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by kay9(m): 9:36am On Feb 09, 2010

hi blaze
hi blu
hi V
hi Sisi
hi sino
hi epi
hi everybody else

I tried, really. I tried really hard. . . . but i just couldn't stay away. grin

Naija is f, cked, Yar'Adull is a codfish, and Anambra State is about to go to hell ina hand-basket - say thankya and much obliged!

Literature › Re: Mobile Scrabble by kay9(m): 9:05am On Jan 26, 2010

Pelican:
Ran[b]t[/b]

Ran[b]k[/b]

So we'r restricted to four letters? undecided

Romance › Re: Help! Pls Tell My Fiance I Am Not Beyonce & He Shud Stop Forcin Me To Be Lyk Her by kay9(m): 1:31pm On Jan 23, 2010

Tell your BF to go marry beyonce!

Politics › Re: Terror Watch List: Nigerian Lawmaker Deported From Amsterdam Schiphol by kay9(m): 12:44pm On Jan 23, 2010

[quote author=Wily*Wily link=topic=385715.msg5366339#msg5366339 date=1264161663]Yusuf Maitama is a Moslem, so he is a Terrorist
Every Moslem is a Terrorist[/quote] grin

Some "logic".

Career › Re: Who Is More Promiscuous? Female Bankers Or Nurses ? by kay9(m): 9:59am On Jan 22, 2010

Nurses? Really? Mmmh, i think i'll start falling ill more often.

Politics › Re: Soludo Splashes N1.5million To Anambra East Lga by kay9(m): 12:51pm On Jan 21, 2010

[quote author=Ijele-igbo link=topic=385246.msg5360090#msg5360090 date=1264073767]Anambra East LGA commonly known as omambala area had a course to smile on mon. 18th jan, 2010 when he visited the area in a grand style alongside his deputy governor hon. Emma Anosike who happens to be from the area. The 10 communities in the area smiled home with N150,000 each. The campaign ground at AGULERI was filled with thousands of supporters including women and children. in his words, he urged the people of the area to vote for him. [b]'VOTE FOR ME; A BIG FISH TO GIVE YOU A BIG RESULT. I LEARNT THAT OMAMBALA HAS CRUDE OIL DEPOSITS. MY GOVERNMENT SHALL TURN THIS AREA TO A GOLDEN CITY IF ONLY YOU CAST YOUR VOTE FOR ME COME FEB. 6TH' [/b]Sincerely speaking, soludo has 90% of becoming Anambra state governor. PDP are so desperate, so powerful and the ruling party. Everything is possible.[/quote]Just curious, did he really say that?

Literature › Re: Funny Language: Lol by kay9(m): 12:33pm On Jan 21, 2010

[quote author=cammy jr. link=topic=385020.msg5357294#msg5357294 date=1264020362]Why do people Park on driveways and drive on parkways?[/quote] grin

Real food for thought i must say. _{(but then, do our thoughts need food? )}

Culture › Re: Cultural Myths From Around Nigeria by kay9(m): 5:30pm On Jan 19, 2010

RichyBlacK:
While growing up, we were told that India was the best country in EVERY sport, and that they're so good that they were banned from the Olympics and the World Cup.

Anybody heard that myth?

yes o, i know that one. In fact in the version i heard, India was banned from sports after a football match with Naija; naija lost 100:1 grin

My uncle told that one (if i remember correctly); he said India played with 22 players - 11 playing on the ground and 11 playing in the air, so sometimes the ball will be kicked into the air and it'll remain there being kicked around by india's eleven iin the air until it is kicked into naija's goal post!! grin

Sometimes too, the ball is kicked at Naija's goal-keeper and the ball will suddenly turn into a huge head of palm-fruit! of course the poor keeper dives away for dear life and the thingy turns back into a football and speeds into Naija's net!! grin

Chai, i'm laughing myself to splinters just remembering this. grin

Family › Re: Name Your Newborn Baby by kay9(m): 12:49pm On Jan 19, 2010

Nezed:
Son: Laurence/Ikenna

Daughter: Sapphire/Adanna

Son 2: Justin/Akunna

Daughter 2: Emerald/Ugonna

After these four, i close the goal post!

What if Maradona comes along? _{U know say dem no dey catch shot wey Maradona kick . . . .} grin

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by kay9(m): 7:38pm On Jan 18, 2010

hi everyone.

Saw a policeman flogging a bus-driver today.

I couldn't do anything

I was in the company car,

with my boss in the back-seat.

i was . . . impotent.

And that bast.ard mopol just kept on hitting the driver

And nobody did anything!! angry

I looked around around - everyone just wore identical looks of pitiable resignation. I felt like exploding angry

the other mopols just stood by looking on, like it was a cow the mot.her.bleep!ng as.sho!e was beating!

But i was impotent, i couldn't do anything, i just watched - like a sheep! like a blo.ody bleep!ng sheep!! angry

Look here, everyone, we all know its wrong to flog another human being, especially by a cop. Its an abuse of human rights. but we see it being done, and we do nothing cos we are afraid our hides are gonna get the worst of it. Nobody wants to get into trouble, so we all close our eyes when we see wrong being done! Well, lemme clue y'all: SOMEDAY, YOU AND I ARE GONNA BE UNDER ABUSE - AND NO ONE WILL DO ANYTHING!!

I am not afraid to get my head broken because i said what is right. I am not afraid to be man-handled and kicked or even hauled away to Kirikiri. And if i lose my life, well, tough luck. But i swear, NEVER AGAIN WILL I SEE ANOTHER PERSON BEING ABUSED OR MALTREATED BY THE NIGERIAN POLICE, AND I DO NOTHING!! angry

I don't pretend it doesn't scare me - it scares me sh!tless in fact, but i won't let my fear rule me, ever.

I've spoken against cops in public before ( i think i even posted somthing about it here sometime), and i will do it again and again and again and again. If someone does something wrong or commits a crime, arrest him, cuff him up or whatever, but on no account should he (or she) be flogged like an animal. Heck, even conficted criminals have rights, so why should someone be treated like that - and along the road for chrissakes huh

This will never happen again in my life.

So help me God. angry

Politics › Re: Yar’adua’s Broadcast ,activates Section 145 Of The 1999 Constitution. by kay9(m): 5:47pm On Jan 18, 2010

sammyzacks:
ABUJA—An Abuja-based constitutional lawyer, Mr Kayode Ajulo, has invoked the exclusive jurisdiction of the Federal high court sitting in Abuja, asking it to declare, without further delay, Dr Jonathan Goodluck as the Acting President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria on the account that President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua had duly informed the leadership of the National Assembly through his 12 January 2010 broadcast of his temporary inability to perform the functions of his office. . . .

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2010/01/18/declare-jonathan-acting-president-by-ajulo-falana/

About time, too. I heard on the radio this evening that the High Court has granted VP Goodluck presidential rights (but not the actual position of ACTING PRESIDENT). Of course that's just spliting hairs; granting one presidential rights is as good as making him/her the acting president. But in any case its more than enough for the VP to take control - i just hope he isn't still waiting for angels to come down from heaven before he does so. _{Shebi the other day, Bakare described him as either incompetent or unreliable. . .} tongue

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by kay9(m): 10:35pm On Jan 14, 2010

Tgirl4real:
Sup Kay9.

Today is kinda dry and boring. Hope u guys are on top of your games. Later guys

I'm good gurl.

vescucci:
Why, I ask the foolish parasite, do you wish to kill your host?

Where will it leave you when he gives up the ghost

You bash in his head, heat him up and cause him to empty his bowel

To dig both our graves, you better bring a shovel.

Got the whole family in grand hysteria

You unruly pair of typhoid and malaria

You unruly pair of malaria and typhoid

Have got the whole family paranoid

Hmm, that's pretty deep.

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by kay9(m): 2:10pm On Jan 09, 2010

@blu:

Mehn, f-uck the biatch!! String you out like that, and leaving you high and dry. Hmmm, kinda reminds me of that old song High by Lighthouse family.

@blaze: thats what they used to call me - Punk-kay9!!

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