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Sisi Jinx:
Sissy ain’t Sisi. . .  https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/65.gif

The absence of evidence is not an evidence of absence. [img]http://http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/cool/cool0044.gif[/img]

vescucci:
. . . Keep it up Kay, you're almost there. I'm not a warmonger but I don't separate fights. I look to see who'd win, from a safe location of course.

Can it, V; you know i hate being patronized. We's supposed to be downing jugs of ale right? Good-o. One more post like this and i'll up-end my jug on you. _{Darn thing sure tastes good tho}


Blaze, i've watched Avatar, and i think he's an ass-wipe. Fire nation, Water kingdom, Earth nation and all that - bunch of kids playing around if you ask me. You wanna talk about rage - real red-hot adrenaline-pumping fire-and-brimstone rage - then yo man is THE INCREDIBLE HULK. Watch the 2008 remake _{(Hulk 2, staring Ed Norton, Liv Tyler)} and tell me what you think

Tgirl4real:
Thank God it's no longer epi and tgirl.

Tg, Tg. . . . i dont what to say

Homeboy, stop spewing crap. I told you - WARNED YOU!! - to never ever get it twisted, but what did you do? You just doggone went and did it again. Nygga, are u ashamed of yo pigmentation? And if you are - bleeping nigga-hater that it'd have made u aside - then you should have changed yo profile pic b4 claiming to be non-black. Cheap lies like that make me wanna beat somebody up, nigga-haters particularly. May be you should stick to the travel section - its nothing personal, but i'm sure Seun must've made u a moderator for a reason.

On second thoughts. . . . See, it aint my thread, but you can hang around if you want to. The Rantster thinks you're a wannabe; i think you are just learning the ropes. Just don't get it twisted next time. . . . _nigga-hater

I'm not a woman, Tg, so I cant say what makes one a real woman, but I want to correct some errors in the Homeboy's post. Fella had a fat gun but he forgot to come with the bullets.

chamotex:
And next time you attempt to kiss my 'BENZ. . . .

CORRECTION 1:NEVER ASK QUESTIONS FOR WHICH YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWERS. Look here nygga, YOU are the homeboy, HOMEBOY - what you gonna do about it?

chamotex:
Careful what u wish for dude . . . . when it comes to my woman, I can do and undo.

CORRECTION 2: WHENVER THE ISSUE CONCERNS YOUR EGO OR YO WOMAN, NEVER PROSCATINATE. Okay, so you think i "kissed" yo "benz", fine, whatever. But why postpone your reaction? You wanna shoot, shoot - don't waste time talking!

chamotex:
You really don't want me getting vexed.

CORRECTION 3: NEVER EVER GET IT TWISTED. C'mon homeboy, wake up yo ideas! What's the name of this frigging thread? "Don't want you vexed"? Homeboy, I'm gonna do more than getting yo sorry "benz" vexed - i'm gonna put a jihad on it!! I'm gonna raise a whole new bumper on it so big, you gonna look like a bumper beside it. And you know the best part of it? I CAN DO IT AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN!

Just remember homeboy - never ever get it twisted.

Y'all should make an album.
I'll buy one.

About a year ago - and thanks for asking, honey

@Seun: WHERE DA HELL IS DA "MODIFY" BUTTON!!!

Really bad days I admit.

But what do you say to the nairaless graduate who WALKED from CMS bus-stop all the way to Idowu Taylor, V.I, just to submit his CV to Schlumberger - only to be told that Schlumberger wasn't accepting CVs at that moment - and he had to walk back to CMS on foot again! Tell me, how do you describe his day?


_{That dude was me, by the way}

chamotex:
WOW! _{so its like that?}

Watch it home-boy, asses get wooped for a lot less around here. . . .

Tg, I'm allergic to spot-lights - and you might wanna use "Vecs" next time, or better still just "V". Dude really goes bazooka when folks get his name "sissified" like that.

ariblaze:
nah. . . . i dont have a deathwish

contrary to what you my mum and she has to say

i have a passion for life, i have a zeal for bikes

my life would be lived to the max, i would outlive most of you

with all body parts complete, nah me dont want to die

say what, i should be coming to port with some boys, something this year on bikes

i would hola you . . . . lol

Shoulda been: . . .
But this is the rant thread, so: EXPECTING YOU, RANTSTER - U AND THE ENTIRE WILDHOG CREW!!

V, Rantalot's right u know, its way past time you did a rant.

Where's Tg?

Special Message To Sisikill - where ever the Bleep she is: You were born bolder than a barracuda and meaner than an F-14 Tomcat; why the hell then are you skulking around playing Jackaroo?

Blaze, Bleep the bike. There're better, more efficient ways of getting yourself killed - and be thrilled in the process. Like connecting self to a power grid.

hi blaze
hi blue
hi V
hi Tg
hi everybody else

I'm hungry; funny seeing your post about home-made grub, blaze. Doesn't do me much good, though. Damn i'm starving

epi:
Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”

Y'all know what? Turns out I was right about the next level of the Rantalot's rant thread: Ranters ranting at each other. Let's just try and post an original rant once in a while so the Rant thread doesn't turn into the Diss thread.

Hey V, you are a shit-head. kc_infiniti@yahoo.com, but mind i ain't related to Elton John.

Blue, i'm cool with you. Don't mind V, he's just a talking-drum - a smiling talking-drum anyway. But you know i have to check the goods before i sign the contract, right? I'm thinking of that suggestion epi gave to Blaze concerning Tgurl about a week ago. . . Are you thinking along wid me?

amazyn:
dont call me a sissy yet cos i prefer the wonder of a volcanic eruption. . . .

Fancy volcanoes huh?
Try camping out near one.
And dude. . . . damn, you're a sissy!


@blue: You serious? I get the feeling you're about to plunge a Viking lance into my back - or if i know you enough, right up my shit-box

You write good, epi. Like the frankness of your poems

I hate PH city.
I hate it, hate it, hate it all the way to hell and back again.
i hate the exorbitant prices, hate the arrogance of its taxi drivers, hate the greed of its cops, hate the hypocrisy of its government and the stupidity and greed of its indigenes, and by god i HATE the stupid and unnecessary "forming" of the guys and the fake "effizzy" of the chicks. jeez, if i had a nuke,  i'd nuke PH and be f__kng done with it - i know it aint as bad as gotham city but Ras al Ghuul's principle still stands: evil ignored is evil condoned.

but y'all know what i hate most about PH? its traffic jams. i thought i'd seen all the traffic hold-ups in Lagos, but uh-uuh, PH had a surprise for me. I'll never stop cussing the day i was posted to PH. I mean, i knew from the start that Port was fking wacked and wasted, but mehn i didnt expect this. Every frigging morning of every frigging week of every frigging, fking, godforsaken, heaven-damned, pissed-upon, shit-box-ejected month!!

Ok, so i stayed up till 3am preparing some stupid presentatn report on some silly. . . well, you get the idea. thus i woke later than usual - much later than usual. Ran through the bathroom and wardrobe like a blizzard - 4mins 52secs, record time - still had my buttons undone as i dashed out - even dared to think i might JUST make it to the office before 8.30am.  All that, all that ruined by the traffic - and the moronic bus driver whose scrape of metal i made the mistake of entering. Fine, me dont have me own ride yet - wouldn't have done moi much good what with the crazy hold-up, but cripes! that driver was irredeemably spineless. See how other cars just dey cut in, dey displace our bus; the mumu driver didn't even care. Once the engine turns off, it'd take another 4 mins to get it running again; the traffic would move and by the time the driver got around to starting his junk-yard-ready bus, about 3 other vehicles had cut in and there'd be no where to go anymore - so he turns the engine off again! Walahi, if i had a gun, i can't promise i wouldn't have shot the fella - look, everybody has a right to stupid, but that driver was abusing it!!

I couldn't jolly well beat the idiot - his burly conductor would've made omelet out of me - but my god i cussed. I cussed the driver, cussed his scrape metal, cussed the conductor - but not for long, the guy looked like he hated the driver's driving as much as i did - and cussed my fellow passengers who refused to cuss along with me. I cussed and cussed until the driver offered to pay me back my money if i'd just get of the bus, but uh-uhh, he wasn't getting off that easy. I knew i was gonna face some fire when i got to work - it was freakng 9.37am by then - so i wanted to chew someone else's a.ss before it gets to my turn.

Anyways, i finally got  to work around 10 or there about and guess what? My boss wasn't even there yet! But what the Bleep, that driver really had it coming, driving that ugly scrap heap like that

ariblaze:
well a mini battlefield we have here

kay9. . . .when are you going to launch an original rant huh?

***cleaning my 54 caliber shotgun***

Yup, i remember mine. "The Boy Doctor"; cant remember the author though. Read it when i was like seven or eight. Twas bout a boy in a village, pop was a king or some high muck-a-muck; then the local seer declared that the boy'd be a doctor. Pronto the kid is shipped out to a great witch-doctor hundreds of miles away to begin his apprentice. Not sure any more but it seems the pop and family were sorta sad to see him go, but hey what could they do? Okay, so the kid gets to witch-doctor company, and starts his lessons. He's pretty fast and smart, but problem's that his master has doubts about if he is really meant to be a witch-doctor. Then the kid starts missing home and all; coupla days later, he runs away into the forest (can still remember that funny picture of him sitting on a tree and eating wild fruits ) Anyway, later on he stumbles into a village where there is a western-trained doctor, he uses his apprentice skills to assist the fella into setting bones and stuff. Hmm. I think he later became a doctor; cant quite remember if he went back to his village or not.

So Long, And Thanks For The Fish - Douglas Adams

vescucci:
Heel, girl. Bluespice spitting and bussing. Worth seeing. I'd have paid good cheese to see that. I'm sure Kay is a dumb numb lump by now. Dude, nice going awakening the beast. When you find your voice come back and applaude the mistress. I'm sure Ariblaze is soaking it all up. Print a copy and take it home dude.

I will.

Slow down, V. Here, lemme clue ya:
1. Kay is NOT dumb
2. Kay is NOT numb, and
3. Kay is definitely NOT lump.
In fact, Kay is so bleeping pissed, he has a mind to slice and dice your monkey-a.ssed, mega-moronic jerk-arranged, boot-licking pair of big lips. Unfortunately, Kay is also having nostalgic memoriz of you and him chugging down bottles of cold, tripled-filtered extra lager, so he's decided to put off the slicing and dicing for another time. 

P.S: Could you hand me that print out you said you made? I'm in the loo and I'm out of toilet paper. . . .

bluespice:
tgurl i wish i did
kay!
i know u have been looking for a way to rile me up
and u just did son.
the thing is u never knew how bad this tide hurts
but its in ur face now so u'll have to deal with it . . .

. . . im simply taking a cue from u dear

Finally, some spirit!! Some fire to match blue thunder, I say. I am dealing with tide, and by Jove am I LOVING it!! Gash, this thread's almost gone cold since Rantster's pneumonia.
But you know what blue, you've got twisted it - big time. Did i hear you call me son? Kid, i was breaking hearts years before your poppa metcha mom. Literally.
About the addy, check moi's profile - i dont play hide and seek (kid's game, if you ask me). Me and V are NL buddies, yeah, but the relationship ends there; aint got his addy or YIM or whatever its called these days - dont need it neither. _{Sorry V!}. And Steve is just not my type; I know this's gonna hurt somebody, but honestly those dam ned licorice-coated poems of his really make me wanna puke. Look, i appreciate poetry, i really do, but for heaven's sake if you wanna f u c k someone, just say so - dont go namby-pamby about it!
Now, Blaze's addy, hmm. . . maybe you should ask Tg how lucky she was with that interview thingy. I know i've been hyping for some time now but we all know who owns this thread, don't we Sir Rantalot is in a class of his own; i aint gat no bone to pick wid'im.

@epi: chill out gurl. You pull a body's tail, next person behind pulls yours; its called "balance" in physics. You wanna play nice, pick another thread.

Tgirl4real:
You should know where she is, blue

Tell her, Tg. It's a sign of the times when kids start asking their moms if it is the mango tree that bears the mango fruit.

epi:
@Tgirl, don't let kay edge you on.  He's a trouble maker. stick with ariblaze plan
1love

Hey, hey, that's not was there yesterday! epi, i'm disappointed - more than disappointed in fact; you changed your post!! Whatever happened to honor among combatants?? Chai, this is gross misconduct.

First of all, I want someone to tell me what "esu kekere ode" means. I thought only epi was allowed to speak in tongues around here.

Secondly, I want to OFFICIALLY express my intense displeasure and disenchantment at being excluded from the goodies-sharing party. C'mon epi, whadja mean Rantalot, V and Tg getting bountiful slices of cake a la chocolaa, what about the rest of us who dont have such easily memorizable names, huh?

Oh and while we are at it, what's all this kiss-kiss-make-up about? First epi tries to bribe everybody - well, almost everybody with cassava cakes, then Tgirl suddenly stops "LOLing" and decides she wants to spit fire - only she never got around to spit anything, haven been mollified by Blaze and V (or so she says).  Me, I don't know, I just don't know. As if all that isn't bad enough, epi comes back calling Tg "a woman of integrity" and all such un-rant-like things. I say, that is UNACCEPTABLE!! You know, i think epi has dual personalities; whatever happened to the cute bundle of red thunder who spoke English backwards and liked fishing in shark-infested waters??

And you Blaze, I dared you to chicken-out on the ladies fight - and you did!! YOU DID!!!! You were supposed to goad them into Mortal Kombat! See, you'd better start blazing-o, or I'm gonna do it fer ya, and by all the juju in my village, y'all dont wanna see moi do the fire-spitting. Walahi, maka chineke kere mmadu, I'll set this thread on fire!!! [img]http://http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/mad/mad0090.gif[/img] [img]http://http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/mad/mad0009.gif[/img]


_{P.S: Hey V, you got any of that cassava cake left? I'm kinda hungry}

Pepeye:
The guilty pleasure of reading fiction is a temptation I find very hard to resist . . there is something slightly decadent about adjusting ur chair to recline mode, putting ur feet up and wallowing in fantasy. . . .

When i was in school, my ideal saturday was spent lying in bed with my class notes scattered around the room, my CD playing mixed hiphop, a huge bowl of popcorn and a 50cl pepsi bottle within easy reach, and my head buried inside a huge-spined novel - with about 5 more of such waiting their turns at the foot of the bed. Decadent, by Jove!!

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Pepeye:
Know Your Limits. . then ignore them

- John Mason, right? I know another of his nice "wisdom nuggets":

Every sunrise in Africa, an antelope wakes up and knows that it has to out-run the fastest lion if it wants to stay alive. Every sunrise in Africa, too, a lion wakes up and knows that it has to out-run the slowest antelope if it doesn't want to starve to death. Now it doesn't matter whether you are a lion or an antelope, whenever the sun rises, you'd better be up and running!