₦airaland Forum

yuzjet:
It was colourful until the first match. The pitch is terrible.

Very

I actually love cornrow better than all those wig they cover it with.... Funny twist

Toks2008:
The problem is that they don't rock it with pride at all... In fact many feel so embarrassed when the wig goes off but the funny twist is that most guys if not all love the cornrows.

U just made good point. I actually love that cornrow

The police needs to be protected

GodHatesBigots:
Deal with Igbos ?

The idiots backyard is ravaged with terrorists and bandits, he has borrowed Nigeria into eternal debt, youth unemployment is 65%, poverty is escalating and people are dying - yet you think he is only dealing with Igbos ?

Daftness should become a crime.

A big crime.

velocity25:
Go and sit down,if your terrorist son have succeeded in his mission, will you be dreaming to see he again?

Shut up. Do u know how Abdulmutallab was caught. Just keep short. He is a father regardless of the offense his son committed.

Phone repairs

senatordossy:
As the leader of the squad he doesn't know the number of his men?
Nigeria my country

He doesn't want to tell the governor the number

vision2050:
Malami is the President if not what an effontery from the Police.

This present government worst oooo


Edit: That Police Officer mad gan ogbe Sanwo-Olu handicapped
He shattered the Governor power, turn him to CDA chairman

LMAO... I don laugh tire

What of if she is getting it elsewhere. I don't understand these "no sex before marriage" people. No sex, no problem, but you still go ahead to knack another person

Kzinne:
you have no taste and you've not met women

U are now deviating boss, stay focused. First, I said I liked it that way, not that u should like it. Also, shey u no see say na joke I dey abi u just want to showcase yourself.

Kzinne:
her face not shown cos of fuglliness and you want to shoot your shot

Lol, I like the body . Why u dey call her fugly boss

post=109036886:
Online miscreants and lazy swines......
Over to y'all.

We Rise and Moveeee !

No na, it is too early to start abusing people. Some of the people throwing these abuses will run if they get to meet the people behind these monikers. Say no to online abuses in 2022 please

Romanoff:
See ehn, it pays to be a decent human being.

Define relationships from begining, don't double date, keeping who you call wife material somewhere and who you you think should just be a sex mate. Not everyone has the psychological maturity to move on and leave you to God.

Sone get craze and won't even mind losing their own lives just to get back at you.

See these two now, this kind of burns can kill any of them.

Can I shoot my shot honey.... I just view ur display pix

yanabasee:
The last time I experienced this was when I was young...


Back then, if NEPA takes light for a whole day, there will be no water around the community..... We will go far with buckets to fetch water....


But we have waterboard these days and some compounds with their pumps have generator to power their pumps when there is no NEPA...



So I don't get the gist here....

The problem is about the topography of the place. U can read up on why this has been a problem in Enugu from time. Ur answer may be found in the name of the state itself... Enu Ugwu. Don't mind the uninformed, unintelligent boy below commenting crap

Selfish end time devil's advocate. My anger is that after seeing perky bo*bs and touching them, he no allow us see to. Why cover them after the bath >

mariovito:
This your brother abi na you,
More catastrophic than the asteroids and global warming put together, ona go single handedly wipe out all the fauna for Nigeria.

But then, a hungry man has no character.

LMAO..... Year never start this comrade is out with the sword to kill this innocent hunter with tongue lashing

Chloraseptic:
For Christ sakes cars are basic life needs just like food..

Not everything must be celebrated.

Lol... Same thing like bicycle and Keke

Onedayoneday:
You get time do this?

U get time read am

mrkings84:
Good morning Nairalanders. So yesterday as we were watching the Chelsea match in a viewing center, a big, rotund woman, (very big, tall and round) stepped into the arena, at first I didn't really noticed her even though I saw her walked in as I was sitting close to the door (this is my ideal place for sitting when in a large crowd), next thing I heard was a big commanding scream "my friend come with ur phone".

At this point, people's attention were drown to the woman who made the high commanding order, and swiftly i wandered to see who the command was to, lo and behold, it was to a man who is much more older than the woman.
Older in age, but emaller in stature.

And it happens to be her husband.

Now I saw the man step back to where he was sitting, unplug his phone from the wall socket, and made way to meet his commanding wife.

See, while this was going on, I saw on the man's face some trembling reactions. He was kind of shivering and muttering something which even if everywhere was silent no one would have heard.
He was frightened and embarrassed at the same time.

Boom!, The man left with his darling wife. Then some people around me reacted by saying, ah, if this woman is this rude to her husband in public that means in their home the man is in soup.
And some sort of sayings...

"Now, my question is, what should be the right age difference between spouses"?

I didn't just like that incident of yesterday.
I realized the man was way advance than his wife aside the fact that she was very much bigger than the husband in size.

And she appears like a husband beater!!

I think this big age differences between spouses may have lots of disadvantages between them in the long run!
Most especially when one of the spouses becomes disrespectful and mean.

Guys/ Ladies what do u have to say??

Husband beater , that line got me rolling

Datboredberry:
Lol...

Nairalanders didn't comment though... If it's a thread to bash themselves... You know how it would have been...

Anyways, I did have a crush on my best friend's boyfriend... Not really a crush, just thought he was okay. Very tall, dark...had a charming smile.

But he was a rascal! Got high on La Casera and tomtom... Chased anything wearing a skirt!!!

Good yahoo boy material, probably fetish... From Edo State... They can be really stubborn...you know? He was...

The dude tried to chase me...

But despite he's few good qualities (his face and body)... He was a turn off...

Or the other version where him carry u wholesale and u got to hate him after he refused to abandon the old ship . Just playing please

chocboi78:
erm I thought you are “your boyfriend’s lover”

Lol

Jacobx007:
Who ever works for those evil loan companies will never end well, Do you know how many people they have killed in the course of their illegal loan recovery processes and the so many curses they have incurred on their heads?
Leave his friend alone, it's SOKOLOAN that has killed him and that's how all their employees will die

Pay ur loan when you take them, that is someone else's business. Don't be all emotional when it is time to pay. It a slippery slope. One thing leading to another. If u pay and in time, the loan companies will not threaten u or use any of those archaic way to retrieve the money. Not saying their method of recovery is great, just saying that u went into agreement and you have to keep ur own e f of it.

Quest7777:
See am.

joegigs:

Who go come make I flog am shege

Face that Mannabbqgrill person

Geeeky:
Hmm what is going on.. why are Nigerians police friendly nowadays..

Lol

motionarena:


Wow, have the show started?

Lmao

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Rest in peace

90 years is a whole lot

I know a real niggar won't get to that age

He is always living life on the fast lane...he got police chasing him, smoking weed, bombing, keyboarding,drinking beer and banging pussy

LMAO, what is this man always saying

jeff1993:
Collect the 5M .... Okay 2 odds ..... 10M..

Keep 5M .... Use the other 5M split into two .... Play 2 odd 3M ..... U get 6M .... Use the other two to buy land .....

From the 6m ... Remove 2M .... Play 2odd for 3M .... U get 6M .... U start ur building project


For more analysis contact me ..... I am jobless

Na so u go play away ur destiny defining capital... Lol

Minime10:
Police nko

Police should be added to the top 5 ways to die or live a totally useless life to one's self, his family and the society